Crossover anime, and you call this a slice-of-life story?

Does his older brother have the ability to predict the future?

Why is it that whenever he wants to live a peaceful life, he always finds something to ask me...?

With a deep sigh, Shangguan Yun answered the phone, "I am dead. If you need anything, dig up my grave; if not, burn some paper money."

"Hey! You brat, if you ever die, I'll dig up your grave if I don't," Shangguan Jin said with a laugh over the phone.

"What is it? Tell me quickly, or I'm hanging up."

"Are you sure? Then you won't get the divine magic of 'Heaven'. You've been urging me several times, and I was just about to call you when I had some good news, but you're still unhappy. So I'm hanging up now."

"Cough cough, brother, I was just joking with you. We're like brothers, aren't we? You didn't order me to catch a lot of those ghouls, did you?"

"Now that you mention it, I do remember. I've now established a cooperative relationship with that old man Karasuma. In order to research food that ghouls can eat as soon as possible, I'd like to ask for your opinion first. It won't hurt him."

"If Hachiman is willing, that's fine. Anyway, I'll definitely come to you if anything happens."

"Don't worry, under my nose, Karasuma Renya wouldn't dare to make any rash moves."

"What's the latest on that divine magic? Is there any result?"

Shangguan Yun asked the question that concerned him: with the divine magic that could cure it, Xiaoxiaozi's congenital hearing impairment could be cured.

"We've already reached an agreement with 'Heaven' and 'Hell' so that the two worlds can have friendly exchanges. They're going to send their respective students to what they call 'the human world,' which is us, to study."

"..."

Shangguan Yun suddenly had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Shangguan Jin continued, "I gave them four spots, and they will be studying at the first year of high school at Shuchiin Academy, and their accommodation will be your apartment."

"Are you kidding me? You want me to keep an eye on angels and demons every day to prevent them from fighting?"

Shangguan Yun said he didn't have the skill, fearing that if he were provoked, the other party might slap them all to death.

He could accept it if it were just an angel, but if a demon moved into his apartment, wouldn't he just tear the apartment down?

"Ahem, actually things aren't as serious as you think. You'll understand once you see it."

"Anyway, they'll be there this Sunday. I've already taken care of the enrollment procedures. You just need to treat them like ordinary tenants. They'll pay the rent as usual. If you want to learn divine magic, you can go directly to them to learn. Don't worry, would your older brother ever cheat you?"

"Alright... I'll take a look first. If I can't accept it, I'll just pass it on to you."

"No problem, there's more good news: all four of them are adorable girls!"

"Ha ha……"

Shangguan Yun scoffed. No matter how cute a girl was, if she dared to misbehave in his apartment, he would break her legs.

Now I just hope those two demons behave themselves and don't bring their hellish habits here.

As for Angel, he wasn't too worried. She was a high school student and a girl, so she was bound to be the kind of girl who was particularly well-behaved.

……

Heaven and Hell.

Many high-ranking officials from both sides gathered together to discuss matters.

"I never expected that the 'human realm' we've connected to would have such powerful individuals, and it seems there's more than one. Is this 'human realm' really the 'human realm' we've recorded? Or could we have connected to the wrong one?"

"Regardless of whether we've made a mistake or not, the God of Heaven and the Lord of Hell have long since disappeared, and we have no power to contend with them. However, we have no ill intentions. Perhaps this opportunity will give birth to a new God and a new Lord of Hell?"

"Let's send our best students from both realms to learn about the 'human world' first. They are the most outstanding group and will definitely be able to grow in the 'human world'."

……

Chapter Forty-Six: A Century of Shock for Fujiwara Chika

Friday.

Shangguan Yun was walking towards the student council room when suddenly a figure with blonde hair tied in a single ponytail and a jacket tied around his waist rushed towards him from around the corner.

Hayasaka Ai's eyes darted around, and after glancing around to make sure no one was watching, she slipped a small box into Shangguan Yun's hand just as he was about to speak.

"President Shangguan, this is a thank-you gift from the night before last for what happened with Gao Yi. Please accept it."

Seeing that Hayasaka Ai was in much better spirits than when he saw her the day before yesterday, Shangguan Yun took the box that looked like it contained sweets and accepted her thanks.

"It seems you're recovering quite well. I'll accept this gift then, thank you."

"Thank you so much, President Shangguan. Don't worry, I will keep it a secret from Miss."

What are you talking about?

A sudden sound startled Hayasaka Ai.

Because she was so nervous about giving a gift to someone for the first time, she hadn't even noticed someone touching her nearby, even though she hadn't seen anyone there before...

Turning around, they saw Fujiwara Chika looking at the two of them with curiosity, her gaze lingering on them as if trying to figure something out.

"Fujiwara-kun?!"

"Huh? Aren't you Hayasaka from Class 2-A? What do you want to see the student council president about? Why don't we talk in the student council?"

"No...no need. I just came to thank President Shangguan for his help. I'll take my leave now."

After saying that, Hayasaka Ai ran away without waiting for Fujiwara Chika's reaction.

As one of the young lady's few friends, she knew Fujiwara Chika quite well.

Given Fujiwara's personality, if she discovers anything about him, he will definitely become entangled with her.

This is also one of the reasons why she never revealed to him that she was a maid in the Shinomiya family.

"President, what did you and Hayasaka talk about just now? Did you help her? I think I heard something about keeping secrets..."

Fujiwara Chika looked like a curious child.

Shangguan Yun remained calm, his expression revealing nothing.

Upon hearing Fujiwara Chika's question, he calmly explained, "I just helped her get rid of the thugs who were harassing her. She gave me a gift to express her gratitude and asked me not to tell anyone about it."

"I see. These thugs are really despicable. It's a pity that someone picks me up from school, otherwise I would definitely teach them a lesson if I ran into them."

As she spoke, Fujiwara Chika struck a sumo wrestling pose, which looked incredibly comical.

Shangguan Yun: "..."

With your physique, if you ran into a thug, they could easily knock you down with one hand.

The two entered the student council building, where Kaguya Shinomiya and Yu Ishigami had already arrived.

"Fujiwara-senpai, what are you holding in your hand?"

Yu Ishigami noticed that Chika Fujiwara was holding a book, but the cover of that book...

Fujiwara-senpai actually has this kind of taste? She dares to bring this kind of thing to the student council in public.

At this moment, Shangguan Yun also noticed the book that Fujiwara Chika had been holding in her hand.

It certainly doesn't look like a serious book.

Seeing the strange looks from the student council members, even Fujiwara Chika blushed a little.

He waved his hands repeatedly and explained, "It's not what you think! The principal confiscated this from a female student on the way here, saying that such things have a bad influence on education and that he asked our student council to dispose of it."

"Honestly, he could have just taken it and disposed of it himself."

Shangguan Yun was speechless at the principal's frequent laziness.

"Besides, this should just be a regular shoujo manga, right?"

As she spoke, Fujiwara Chika opened the book, intending to prove her innocence from another angle.

However... I had only turned a few pages.

"Eek... Eek ahh ...

He instantly covered his face with his hands, and the book fell to the ground with a "thud".

"It's so chaotic! Uh... no! It's so debauched! This country is too debauched!"

Fujiwara Chika's face turned completely red, and she was speaking incoherently.

'What did she see? Why is Fujiwara so flustered? What book was that?'

Kaguya Shinomiya, somewhat curious, casually picked up the book that Fujiwara had dropped on the ground.

"Let me see... [First Experience Period Questionnaire]? 34% of them were before graduating from high school..."

"That's a lie! It's impossible for so many people to have their first experience!"

Fujiwara Chika looked on in disbelief.

What does 34% mean? It's just over one-third!

If it's a class of 30 people, then 10 people will have had their first experience!

'The student council now has four members, so at least one of them must already have experience, right?'

Fujiwara Chika's eyes began to dart among the group, as if trying to find out who the culprit was.

"The reason why the ratio is so high is simply because the people answering the questions are all people who have read this kind of book, right? This is what is called sample selection bias."

Yu Ishigami said that he absolutely could not accept that so many people had had their first experience.

'All you popular people who've had your first experience with this should just die!'

Yu Ishigami roared inwardly like a typical otaku.

"Really? I think this ratio is quite normal, or rather, it feels a bit low."

"?!"

Hearing Kaguya's sudden statement, everyone, including Shangguan Yun, widened their eyes.

"Um... Kaguya-san, you wouldn't... already have experience with this, would you?"

Fujiwara Chika's expression was somewhat stiff as she cautiously began to speak.

Kaguya Shinomiya seemed unconcerned, answering quite naturally, "Yes, it's been like that for a long time, and recently..."

Seemingly realizing something, Kaguya Shinomiya blushed and secretly glanced at Shangguan Yun, whose expression had become somewhat strange.

But... why does the president's expression look so strange? That time it was clearly with him, even if it was indirect...

"Huh?! Hu ...

Fujiwara Chika looked completely stunned. She realized that she no longer recognized Kaguya; it was as if the two were separated by a dimension.

Shangguan Yun didn't react much because he suspected that Kaguya Shinomiya had misunderstood something.

With his strength, he could naturally know Kaguya's physical condition clearly.

She had no first experience whatsoever; that indirect kiss during coffee almost made her faint with embarrassment.

If she had ever had a first time, Shangguan Yun would dare to rip his head off and soak it in the Demon Well for a hundred years.

Kaguya looked at Fujiwara Chika's expression, which seemed to say, "This has shocked me for a hundred years," and was somewhat puzzled.

"Is it strange? You, Fujiwara, did it too."

"what?!"

Fujiwara felt her brain was starting to fail her; she...she...she hadn't ever done that!

"That person...that person could never have done such a thing?!"

"Huh? Fujiwara-san, don't you often do this with your Pace?"

"Fujiwara-senpai, you do that with a dog?!"

Ishigami Yu looked at Fujiwara Chika with the eyes of someone looking at a deity.

"No way!!! Kaguya, you filthy, dark aristocratic class!"

"Huh...huh?!"

Kaguya Shinomiya was stunned by Fujiwara Chika's scolding, not understanding why the other party would say such a thing to her.

"Ahem, Kaguya, may I ask you something? Do you know what a so-called first experience is?"