Crossover anime, and you call this a slice-of-life story?

Shangguan Yun couldn't stand it any longer. He was now certain that Kaguya Shinomiya had completely misunderstood, but he didn't know where she had gone astray...

"No...you don't mean kissing, do you?"

Chapter 47 You'd better hide well, Yato

"..."

A moment of silence fell over the student council, followed by Fujiwara Chika's completely flat voice: "So, Kaguya, when you said you had your first experience a long time ago, you meant..."

“I kissed my nephew’s cheek when he was just born.”

"..."

Fujiwara Chika felt that her behavior of driving Kaguya crazy just now was simply like that of an idiot.

Kaguya Shinomiya, the heiress of this conglomerate, has lived in an environment where knowledge of sex has been completely isolated for the past sixteen years since she was a child!

Therefore, her knowledge of sex was limited to kissing, and in her mind, what happened after a kiss was almost an urban legend.

I still remember what her teacher, who taught her about sex, said—

Everything about X knowledge: pistil * stamen, after marriage, the rest is left to the man to handle, that's all.

Therefore, Kaguya Shinomiya can be described as a super "reclusive young lady".

It's obvious she couldn't possibly know what "first experience" really meant!

"Ahem... um..."

Shangguan Yun was about to change the subject and move on from the matter, but Fujiwara Chika reached out and stopped him from continuing.

With a terrifying expression on his face and an extremely calm tone, he said, "President, I will tell Kaguya. As her good friend, it is my responsibility to let her know the truth."

"Well... don't go too far..."

Hmm... In order for Kaguya to improve further, Shangguan Yun decided to hand her over to Fujiwara Chika.

As Kaguya looked on with curiosity, Fujiwara Chika whispered in her ear, "Kaguya-san... what does 'first experience' actually mean..."

"Use...to...that...and then...put...that...sounds like...beastly...it's...that's it..."

And so, ten minutes later.

"!!!"

Deeply shaken, Kaguya Shinomiya has lost the ability to think.

His eyes were brimming with tears, his gaze was vacant, his cheeks were flushed, and it seemed as if steam was rising from his head; he looked as if he had been boiled alive.

"This...this kind of thing..."

Kaguya felt as if she had grown up in an instant, as if she had opened the door to a new world.

Today's outcome—Kaguya lost (due to a severe lack of X knowledge).

……

At nine o'clock on Saturday morning, Vermouth arrived at Shangguan Yun's residence on time, picked up Shangguan Yun and Ai Haibara, who looked a little nervous, and headed to the designated location.

"The roads here are so narrow, it feels quite remote. Do the gods live here?"

Vermouth drove slowly through an area with many torii gates, where it looked like there was a shrine nearby.

However, the environment was quiet and secluded, and there were no pedestrians to be seen.

If there is a shrine nearby, wouldn't many people come to worship?

'Is the deity at this shrine not very famous? But didn't Shangguan say we were going to see the legendary Bishamonten? He seems to be a very powerful deity.'

"This is the residence of another god. Bishamon had some business with him, so we took this opportunity to go together," Shangguan Yun explained.

"I see... But who could the other god be?"

Vermouth felt a sense of anticipation.

Following Shangguan Yun is great; you can even see gods with your own eyes.

Should we also offer a blessing?

The road ahead narrowed, forcing the three to get out of the car and walk.

Shangguan Yun had already sensed the aura of Bishamonten and her group of divine artifacts ahead.

Bishamonten also discovered Shangguan Yun and the others.

"Mr. Shangguan, I'm sorry to trouble you to make this trip in person, but I've been really busy lately," Bishamonten said apologetically to Shangguan Yun.

Her gaze lingered for a moment on Ai Haibara and Vermouth beside Shangguan Yun, but she did not greet them.

Because Shangguan Yun had already blocked the divine artifacts' perception of Ai Haibara and Vermouth, apart from Bishamon, her divine artifacts could not detect the two of them.

'Is this a deity? It looks so imposing, and there's such a huge lion...'

Even though Vermouth had experienced many great storms, she was still somewhat flustered when she actually saw the god.

This is a legendary deity, though his attire seems a bit revealing...

“囷，秋，纫，绍，兆，浔！”

After Bishamonten finished speaking, streaks of light flashed by.

Suddenly, a group of people appeared in the arena, and Bishamonten's somewhat revealing combat uniform was transformed into a dashing suit.

"Greetings, Lord Shangguan."

All the divine artifacts bowed to Shangguan Yun. Although, apart from Zhaoma, the other divine artifacts still did not know his specific identity, they naturally had to show respect to someone who could be treated so politely by their master.

'elder sister……'

Ai Haibara, who was tightly clutching Shangguan Yun's clothes, looked at Akemi Miyano, who was also dressed in a suit and looked very energetic, and bowed to Shangguan Yun along with her. Her eyes became a little moist.

She longed to throw herself into her sister's arms and complain about how foolish she had been.

But she knew she couldn't do that. If her sister regained her memories, she might turn into a monster, and it would also cause Shangguan Yun to become enemies with the gods.

She was already very content to be able to see her sister again.

And it seems that her sister is living a good life as a magical artifact, so she can rest assured.

'Sister, I've found a place for myself too, so don't worry.'

Miyano Akemi, who had changed her name to Xun, seemed to sense something and looked at Shangguan Yun's side with a hint of doubt in her eyes.

But there was nothing there.

'I felt like someone was watching me just now, and that feeling... it felt so familiar...'

Akemi Miyano covered her chest with her hand, as if some emotion was about to overflow from the depths of her heart.

Although Bishamonten was talking to Shangguan Yun, his attention was always on Miyano Akemi.

Seeing that Xunqi seemed a little strange, he felt a pang of anxiety, but fortunately, the other party did not make any other moves.

'It must be fate that allowed it to sense something; hopefully there won't be any problems...'

When Bishamonten learned that Shangguan Yun wanted Xunqi's family to meet him, he was unwilling to agree.

The risks involved in this are simply too great. If something goes wrong, it won't just be Xunqi's problem alone.

If other artifacts were to develop the idea of ​​reclaiming their true names, it would have irreversible consequences.

After discussing it with Zhaoma, Bishamonten decided to agree.

On the one hand, the other party's status and strength are undeniable; if one were to refuse rashly, one might offend a powerful figure of "exceptional" level.

On the other hand, the other party's favor is truly rare; even a god would be moved to owe someone a favor.

Taking some risks for this is worthwhile.

"Bishamon, have you been very busy lately?"

Upon hearing Shangguan Yun's question, Bishamonten gave a wry smile, "Because of the opening of the Wind Cave, a large number of demons have appeared recently, and my workload has increased several times over. I came here today to ask Miss Xiaofu to perform a divination for ominous signs."

Shangguan Yun nodded. No wonder he felt there were more monsters around lately, and there were also many news reports of suicides and robberies on TV.

It turns out that the Wind Cave had been opened.

The Wind Cave is a large cave connecting Yomotsu Hirasaka, the underworld, to the human world. It can sometimes appear randomly in any location and is a place where demons appear in large numbers.

It is possible to artificially open the wind cave using certain methods, as he can do with ease.

He had visited the underworld of Japan once when he first arrived, which is why he was able to tell at a glance that Fujisaki Hiroto had the aura of the underworld on him.

Izanami, the goddess of impurity who lived in the underworld at the time, wanted to stay, but he beat her so badly that she didn't even dare to leave the house.

Although her name is very prestigious, and she is even called the creator goddess of the neon world, her strength is only slightly above the sixth level. She is an invincible existence for other gods, but she is not enough in Shangguan Yun's eyes.

He forcibly opened the Wind Cave using his own strength. It is said that there is a god in Takamagahara who can forcibly open the Wind Cave for a short period of time using a divine artifact.

Was the wind cave opened by the other party this time?

Just as Shangguan Yun was pondering, the group arrived in front of a building that looked like a general store.

"Hmm? This is..."

Shangguan Yun's spiritual power clearly sensed the aura of a certain hand sweat god in this general store.

"This is getting interesting. You'd better hide well, Yato..."

Chapter 48 Work for me, Yato!

"Boom boom boom——"

Bishamonten gestured to Shangguan Yun, stepped forward, and knocked on the door of the general store.

"Who?"

A tall, imposing man with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, wearing an apron and sporting a beard, leaned out.

Upon seeing the person standing at the door, he was so startled that he dropped the cigarette in his mouth and his voice instantly rose several octaves.

"Bishamon...sama?!"

"Thump!" "Gurgle—"

A strange sound came from inside the house. Shangguan Yun had a mysterious smile on his lips as he kept a close eye on Ye Dou inside with his mental energy.

Upon hearing the name Bishamon, the guy instantly crawled under the table, while Iki Hiyori and a blond-haired boy were also so frightened that they quickly lay down.

"Thank you for your help the other day."

Bishamon said in a somewhat displeased tone.

"Haha... Lord Bishamon, you're too kind..."

The tall man named Dahei chuckled twice.

'Won't that thing be exposed?'

He thought the other party was there to settle scores. Two days ago, Yukine stabbed Yato, causing Yato to almost die, and they needed to gather three divine artifacts to perform the "Prison" purification ritual.

Because this matter is very risky, almost no deity is willing to lend out their divine artifacts.

The only one who agreed was a divine weapon under the command of the Heavenly God who had once served Yato.

In the end, it was Hiyori Iki who went to the vicinity of Bishamonten's shrine and summoned Koma, which finally gathered enough people to complete the purification ritual.

If Bishamonten discovers this, Zhaomadu will likely be expelled by him.

"Huh? Little Bisha?!"

Just as Daikoku was nervously wondering how to face Bishamonten, a cheerful voice rang out.

Immediately afterwards, a petite figure suddenly pounced on Bishamon.

"Hehe, little Bisha, welcome!"