They are in their final year of high school and are heavily dependent on me.

Hmm. And after toiling away half your life in the future, you still end up marrying me, the one who dances freely.

It's been a bit tough.

Thinking about it is one thing, but Lin Mo naturally didn't dare to talk back at all; the Sichuan and Chongqing women were still top-notch at managing money.

"Yes, yes, Xibao is right."

"With you as my deskmate, how could I bear to drop out of school? I wouldn't trade you for a million dollars."

Lin Mo put his phone away and smiled at Xu Lingxi.

"Hmph~" Xu Lingxi pouted her pink lips, a half-smile on her face, "You're such a chatterbox."

Lin Mo continued to grin honestly, but suddenly felt an evil force seeping into his school uniform from behind.

Poke~

Ok?

Don't do that, I'll get back to you soon, Hanbao.

At this point, Lao Ni finished his short story and began the lesson.

Xu Lingxi glanced at Lao Ni's PPT, felt it was still useless, and then reminded Lin Mo:

"Stop daydreaming, hurry up and start writing your test."

"Oh, what did Lao Ni just say?" Lin Mo leaned to one side in a strange posture, while the mysterious cat head poked his spine from behind.

Feeling a bit overwhelmed, he nudged Li Zhihan's outstretched hand with his shoulder, temporarily repelling her, though he wasn't sure if it had hurt her.

"I don't know." The girl shook her head blankly. She didn't want to listen anymore after hearing what the teacher was saying about how she had gone through many hardships with her first love and finally broke up with him after failing the college entrance exam.

The teacher loves to tell tragic stories, but Old Ni the Turtle doesn't believe them at all.

However, puppy love is indeed not good. Yeah, love is the most useless thing. Luckily, she and Lin Mo are good deskmates, so she doesn't have to be so pretentious.

Relying on and encouraging each other, that's what good deskmates should be like.

Thinking about it this way, Xu Lingxi felt that her state of mind had been greatly elevated.

"Fuck."

"?" Lin Mo exclaimed, attracting Xu Lingxi to turn her head, but as soon as she looked over, Lin Mo suddenly covered her eyes.

What are you doing?

"Riddle: What happens if someone squats on the toilet for too long?"

Lin Mo covered Xu Lingxi's eyes with one hand and grabbed Li Zhihan's two small hands from under the table with the other. For some reason, after being blocked from the front, Han Shen switched to attacking from below, aiming straight for his intervertebral disc.

Fortunately, her hands are small, so Lin Mo can hold them with one hand.

Lin Mo had just used a riddle to fool Xi Bao when he stiffly twisted his neck to look at the innocent-looking evil cat head.

In that instant, Lin Mo seemed to see a hissing cat.

'Why aren't you talking to me! Why aren't you talking to me! I'll poke you to death, meow! I'll stab you to death, meow! I'll stab you to death, meow!'

"I'll be back to you later," Lin Mo said through gritted teeth.

Li Zhihan blinked, her cool and aloof face remaining unmoved.

She didn't understand why Lin Mo couldn't talk to her directly, thinking she had done something wrong to upset him, so she got a little anxious and started poking him.

But she felt that Lin Mo's expression made her feel like he had scolded her.

I was yelled at.

I'm a little unhappy because I don't have any milk to drink.

I was also scolded.

Thinking of this, the girl frowned slightly, her breathing quickened, and she reached out her long leg from under the table to touch his leg.

"What did you say? Can you please stop covering my eyes? You're pulling my hair!"

Afraid of being seen by the teacher, Xu Lingxi bent down slightly, whispered a soft cry, and grabbed Lin Mo's hand to resist.

“Okay, actually it’s because I became Wa Xuedi (a nickname for a student), because my legs would go numb if I squatted for too long,” Lin Moshu continued.

"I don't understand, let go!" Xu Lingxi angrily pushed against his hand.

"All right."

Lin Mo released his hand from Xu Lingxi's forehead, then used his other hand to restrain Li Zhihan's small hand behind his back, while his other hand was used to clamp Li Zhihan's small foot under the chair.

"What are you doing?" Xu Lingxi whispered, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Lin Mo sitting upright in front of her.

"It's nothing," Lin Mo said calmly (though he seemed to be sitting on pins and needles).

"Um, if the teacher asks you something later, could you please tell me that my stomach hurts and I need to go to the restroom?"

As Lin Mo spoke, he took out a pack of tissues from the drawer, and then, in front of Xu Lingxi, he bit open the packaging with his teeth and pulled out a few sheets of tissues.

He casually raised an eyebrow at his deskmate.

Xu Lingxi: "."

In the blink of an eye, he stood up instantly with his phone in hand and slid out of the classroom.

"Is it that urgent to go to the toilet?" Xu Lingxi muttered to herself. Lin Mo always seemed to act strangely at times.

Was she putting too much pressure on him? As she pondered this, the haughty girl suddenly noticed a pair of feet peeking out from under Lin Mo's chair.

It's still swaying back and forth.

The girl was slightly taken aback, but didn't think much of it. After all, she sometimes liked to stretch her legs out in front of her, and sitting with her legs bent for a long time wasn't comfortable.

However, now if she wants to stretch her legs, she sits sideways and puts her legs directly over Lin Mo's shoulder.

She glanced at Li Zhihan and saw her openly playing on her phone during class, which made her somewhat admiring.

Good grades mean I don't have to be afraid of teachers anymore, that's great!

At this moment, Huang Yiti, who was less than two meters away from the scene of the crime, was completely dumbfounded when he saw Lin Mo slide out of the classroom and leave without a trace.

Damn it, class is still in session!

Is it really okay for you to get physical with me?!

He just woke up!

I was sleeping soundly during Chinese class when I dreamt of Teacher Ye, and I thought it was a sweet dream.

Suddenly, Teacher Ye grabbed his hair and coldly said that he no longer needed to be the math class representative and that Lin Mo would be replaced instead, as Lin Mo was a better class representative.

Huang Yiti suddenly woke up with a start, his back covered in cold sweat.

I had a nightmare, damn it, being a class representative involved NTR (Netorare, a form of sexual assault).

When he regained consciousness, he saw Lin Mo and Li Zhihan fighting under the table! Old Ni was still diligently lecturing upstairs, what on earth were the students doing!

Indecent!

"What's wrong with you?" Yang Jianshen had just woken up too. Old Ni's class was too hypnotic. When he woke up, he saw Huang Yiti sweating and panting.

Huang Yiti was pale, but he didn't say anything more.

He knew that no one would believe him if he told anyone, and he could only blame his bad feng shui position, which allowed him to see everything every time. He was the only sober man in the class.

To be fair, it's not so bad to be the only one sober when everyone else is drunk; you can just treat your classmates like idiots.

When Lin Mo's true colors are revealed, he can also take the opportunity to show off:

"Ha! I told you long ago that Lin Mo and Han Shen had that kind of relationship, and nobody believed me?! This is what happens to you! Hahahaha!"

'I have everything I need now!'

"You don't believe me? Fine, don't believe me then! Go ahead and cry! The pain I've endured will be repaid a hundredfold! You all have to suffer for me!!"

Just thinking about it makes me happy; I can't help but smile.

"Damn, you weren't having a wet dream, were you?"

Seeing Huang Yiti panting with a pale face and a wicked smile, Yang Jian became even more convinced that his former deskmate's sexual orientation had changed.

Come to think of it, Huang Yiti seems to have been in the same dormitory as Li Yu, and Li Yu has been rumored to be attracted to men more than once.

"No, it's a nightmare." Huang Yiti smiled knowingly, imagining himself licking blood from the edge of a knife. He licked his lips with a bloodthirsty look on his face.

So what if it's a nightmare? It's just a test for him. Lin Mo is still far behind him academically, and the teachers have to give him basic practice papers to do.

Maybe he'll be demoted after the monthly exam? Han Shen will definitely be exposed then. That would be his chance to turn things around.

cool!

"Please, if you dream of uncontrollable poop, you must wake up. I'm begging you."

"?"

"Yaoyao, look at these words. What do they remind you of?"

Chen Wenxin wrote down four difficult-to-arrange phrases on a piece of paper: "puppy, meat bone, lick, exam".

She couldn't see who Lin Mo was chatting with, and was a little worried that Lin Mo might be being brainwashed and scammed by some bad people online.

Last semester, a high school boy was scammed out of several thousand yuan because he believed some online "naked chat" girls. Recently, there have been a lot of people like this. It seems like they think students in Shi'an are easier to fool.

However, everyone is indeed quite naive.

"Hmm," Huang Yaoyao looked at the few words Chen Wenxin had written, and the more she looked, the more frightened she became.

"What's wrong?" Chen Wenxin asked softly.

"Wenxin, tell me the truth, you didn't do it on purpose, right?" Huang Yaoyao bit her sleeve. She never expected that even the purest Wenxin would go astray.

"What are you thinking about?" Chen Wenxin was startled. Although Yao Yao was not very reliable in real life, she was an expert in these kinds of strange things and a master of the Internet.

Chen Wenxin often heard Huang Yaoyao say that she was a yellow card in some forum and that she often had intense arguments with people on her phone every day, as if she was very powerful.

"I know some jargon," Huang Yaoyao said cautiously in a low voice after glancing left and right, having done her research.

"The puppy represents that it has an owner; the bone represents the owner's reward; the test represents the owner's task. Uh, this is hard to say, but it's pretty bad."

"Huh?" Chen Wenxin didn't understand, but it seemed like they were raising a puppy. Was there a problem?

"Never mind, forget I said anything." Huang Yaoyao blushed slightly, as if she had just remembered something. "Wenxin, are you sure you saw it by accident?"

"Yeah, I was just a little curious," Chen Wenxin replied, a bad feeling creeping over her. Who was that person who messaged Lin Mo?

Even during class, Lin Mo was still sending messages and was replying so urgently that he couldn't even hold his phone properly. What was he so nervous about?

Kind-hearted, she was very worried, and the vague feeling of affection she had for Lin Mo urged her not to sit idly by and wait for her fate.

Chen Wenxin turned around and looked around. Hmm? Where is Lin Mo?

Thinking it over, the girl glanced at the teacher on the stage, then looked down at her phone and tried to add Lin Mo as a friend.

It was approved right away?!

What is he doing? Is he sneaking out to play on his phone?

Chen Wenxin paused, her fingers still hesitating on the keyboard, when Lin Mo sent a message first.

[Mo]: (licking his lips) Hello.

Hmm, what a weird expression. It looks kind of cheeky.

【Xinbao】: Hello~ (cute) (cute).

[Mo]: That's right. Actually, I have severe generalized anxiety disorder, panic disorder, social anxiety disorder, and autism spectrum disorder. In short, I'm a bit of a jerk. I also like watching the "Don't Laugh Challenge." Recently, I've been switching jobs to play Three Kingdoms Kill and I'm planning to take on some Genshin Impact ads.

【Xinbao】: (Sweating) Oh, is there anything I can help you with?

[Mo]: Um, you saw it, right?

【Xinbao】: Hmm. I saw a little bit. I'm sorry for invading your privacy, but I won't tell anyone.

[Mo]: Actually, that was another version of myself chatting with me.

[Mo]: You know what I mean, I'm pretending to be a beautiful girl, and then I switch to an alternate account and chat with the person pretending to be a beautiful girl on QQ.

Chen Wenxin was dumbfounded. What was this guy talking about?

[Xinbao]: Hmm. So you're chatting with your alternate account, right?

[Mo]: Yes, yes, people with Yu Yu syndrome are like this. They occasionally have a split personality. They get anxious when they think about talking, so they will first simulate the feeling of chatting with people on their phones.