"Wangzi, just a reminder, today is Thursday," Lin Mo said with a smile.
"Trying to mess with me, huh? Do you think the first sentence of 'On the Faults of Qin' is that Qin Shi Huang is worth fifty to you?" Guo Huowang, the husky, pointed at someone.
"Now I know why Qin Shi Huang burned books and buried scholars alive. If all scholars were like Wangzi, humanity would be doomed."
"Teacher, someone is slandering me!"
Old Ni sighed, feeling that teaching Chinese to science students was pure torture.
I was in class next door when a girl named Hu Meng kept asking me questions for the entire class, and I blushed for the whole class too.
While Class Two didn't have a naturally gifted student like Hu Meng, it did have a group of troublemakers who treated his Chinese class as a nap time.
Ugh!
"Alright, alright, sit down. Where were we yesterday?"
"Teacher, you mentioned your first love dumping you," Han Zhiheng raised his hand and said.
"Han Zhiheng, that's Lao Ni's friend, not Lao Ni," Qiu Wuqi hurriedly reminded him, lest Lao Ni lose his temper and stop talking.
"Oh, I'm sorry, teacher, I remembered wrong. You also have a friend."
"..." Old Ni was speechless again. Sometimes when he couldn't continue teaching and the class was too dull, he would make up some short stories to cheer up the students.
The results of it? !
These damn kids! They only remember the little stories he told; they didn't listen to a single thing in class!
But what can I do about the class I'm in charge of? Li Zhihan's biggest achievement is still here; I can't get angry, I can't get angry.
"Ahem. Let's continue, that..."
As Lao Ni spoke on stage, the students below the stage happily began to whisper among themselves.
“Old Ni from Biyang,” Guo Huowang turned around with a grin, “was just as stubborn when he was young.”
“That’s called deep affection.” Lin Mo pointed at him. “You look down on your teacher, don’t you?”
Xu Lingxi listened attentively; girls love to hear gossip.
Besides, there really wasn't much to listen to in Chinese class, so she let Lin Mo take a break. Actually, talking in class was quite exciting.
"Isn't being affectionate a good thing?"
As the girl spoke, she looked at Lin Mo and muttered:
"The teacher is quite dedicated, huh?"
Lin Mo stopped chuckling and quickly agreed with her good classmate's opinion: "Indeed, indeed, Lao Ni is a good man."
"You were born a simp." Guo Huowang raised his middle finger. "I've seen through you. You'll fawn over any woman! You have no backbone!"
“I have an idea,” Li Yu interjected in a low voice, preparing to share his little anecdotes from the underworld:
"If everyone in the world turned into their own XP, what would Lao Ni become?"
"I don't know what Lao Ni will become, but you will definitely become an indescribable lump."
Guo Huowang accused Li Yu, saying, "Stop promoting your tentacle doctrine, it's disgusting."
"Then I suggest that all those who turn into little girls be arrested and shot," Lin Mo said after thinking it over, offering a righteous answer.
Upon hearing this, both men showed expressions of shared understanding.
"This is the episode I support the most; all loli lovers should eat purple eggs!"
The three male Gundams formed a temporary united front, seriously analyzing who in the class should be the one to take the bullet, when they were suddenly interrupted by a soft voice from the side.
"What are you talking about?" Chen Wenxin asked, holding a bag of potato chips, her eyes crinkling into crescents.
"It's hard to say." The group was speechless.
"Oh, do you guys eat potato chips?"
Chen Wenxin wasn't trying to find out anything; she was just habitually sharing snacks with her "neighbors."
Guo Huowang was overjoyed, his mouth stretching to his ears. It was the first time he had ever received snacks from a girl.
He twisted his body shyly, trying to figure out how to accept it in a gentlemanly manner.
Then Lin Mo simply took the girl's entire bag!
Holy crap! The girl was clearly offering him the snacks, how dare Lin Mo snatch them?!
"Born! How could you..." Guo Huowang was about to scold her, but he saw Chen Wenxin just smiling sweetly, and then she took out a packet of preserved plums from the drawer.
Are you hungry? Here, you can have this too~
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Lin Mo waved his hand.
“It’s okay, I have plenty,” Chen Wenxin said softly.
"Garlic Bird, give one to Wangzi and the other one each, and give me the rest," Lin Mo said generously.
Although he didn't understand why Chen Wenxin was feeding him, he always made sure he got a large portion for himself and a small portion for his brother.
Li Yu was like a dead fish, refusing to accept charity, while Guo Huowang was short of breath and felt chest tightness.
"Is this your place? Give me some potato chips."
"No, go eat your little preserved plum."
"Have some shame!" Guo Huowang blushed. This guy who's a social butterfly is really going to die! Why is Chen Wenxin being so nice to this simp?!
He reached out to grab it, but Lin Mo simply stuffed the potato chips into Xu Lingxi's arms, making it impossible to select.
"Baby, this is our shared property as classmates, don't let bad guys steal it," Lin Mo said with a smile.
"Born!" Guo Huowang remained indignant.
Xu Lingxi rolled her eyes, but hearing his words "shared property between deskmates" made her a little happy, so she helped him put away the potato chips.
"Okay, stop playing around. You haven't finished your test yet. The monthly exam is in two weeks."
"Don't worry, I'll definitely do well on the next test," Lin Mo said loyally, getting into study mode with renewed enthusiasm.
But then his phone in the drawer suddenly vibrated; this usually means someone who cares about him has sent him a message.
His only special concern was Li Zhihan.
Hmm. It feels cool behind me. I was so engrossed in doing the test that I forgot my socially awkward cat seemed to have arrived in the last class.
Oh no, the milk hasn't been given yet.
"Um, I need to check my phone for one minute. I think I forgot to pay my Alipay bill," Lin Mo asked Xu Lingxi.
"Oh." Xu Lingxi looked at him strangely. Why did he have to keep paying for Alipay behind her back?
She doesn't see his password!
Thinking of this, the girl was slightly unhappy, but then she thought to herself, with a touch of pride, that he had to report such a small thing to her, so it seemed she could be happy and not be angry for the time being.
Lin Mo opened his phone and saw a message from Li Zhihan:
[Han]: Are you talking about the exam?
Huh? Why are you eavesdropping? No way, you're a cool and aloof young lady, eavesdropping is a bad habit.
[Mo]: That's right. If I don't do well on the monthly exam, I might have to be demoted.
【涵】: Oh.
Going alone is dangerous.
[Han]: Should we fire the principal? Would that mean you wouldn't have to be demoted?
Even though Lin Mo was mentally prepared, he was still shocked by Han Shen's remarks.
What the hell is this about expelling the principal? Is that your family's?
That's really true.
[Mo]: Uh, no need, no need, I'll do my best.
【Han】: Hmm.
Seeing Li Zhihan speak in single words again, Lin Mo started to break out in a cold sweat.
[Han]: Do you need my help?
Thank goodness, it's just a matter of helping out. Teacher Hanhan, I'm counting on you for this tutoring session too. No, Zhihan can't talk, so I can't teach her anything.
Well, the dream of tutoring the pretty girl has been shattered.
Lin Mo thought about it and decided to tell Li Zhihan not to worry. She already had a lot of psychological problems herself, so she should try to avoid worrying about other things.
But before he could finish typing, Li Zhihan sent another message.
[Han]: In the past, when I took my dog out to play, I would bring a meat bone with me. With a bone, it would run very fast.
What does it mean.
What do you mean?
Lin Mo's brain was overloaded. According to Li Zhihan's logic, she would sometimes use examples to explain what she was going to say.
In their conversation, the puppy basically refers to him.
In other words, you should give him meat bones.
[Han]: Do you want to lick me? If you do, then I will.
"."
Lin Mo's hand trembled slightly as he looked at it, and his phone flew out and fell to the ground.
Do I want to? I don't know!
Maru, you've really become a simp.
He quickly bent down to pick up his phone, but to make matters worse, Chen Wenxin's fair and delicate hand reached out and picked up the phone before he could.
"."
The girl's clear eyes were momentarily confused as the image on the phone screen flashed by.
Don't keep books around, waaaaah!
Chapter 104 There was once a sincere love
Chen Wenxin found it hard to say exactly what she had just seen.
That was a conversation that wasn't quite normal; to be precise, it had probably transcended the realm of human interaction.
Meat bone. Puppy, licking it during the exam, is that right?
In short, my first impression was one of confusion, and my second impression was one of shock.
She could tolerate taking a third look, and glancing twice was an accidental occurrence. She knew it was someone else's privacy, so even though she was curious, she restrained herself.
"Um, you shouldn't take your phone out to play with during class." The girl used a smile to hide her panic.
To avoid embarrassment, she secretly pressed the power button when handing the phone to Lin Mo.
Lin Mo raised an eyebrow upon seeing this.
There's no need for that, little sister. You could have just given it to me directly, and I could have fooled myself into thinking you didn't see it. But then you conveniently turned off the screen on my phone. Now look what you've done, just like burying your head in the sand, right?
Well, there's nothing I can do now that you already know. I can only invite you to join our group.
Join now! Or...
Let me prove that you're actually a master of hidden gems, so you can understand me, right?
Sigh, I wanted to interact with you as an ordinary person.
"What did you see? You couldn't even hold your phone properly?" Xu Lingxi asked, puzzled.
"Oh, this?" Lin Mo smiled insincerely. "I mistook the available loan balance for the real balance and got a fright. I thought I had struck it rich and could drop out of school to collect rent."
"No way!" Xu Lingxi said with a stern face, "It's more important to learn how to make money than to have money now."
"You're still young, you should focus on your studies first, don't keep thinking about money."
But baby, who originally planned to survive on fifty dollars?
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