They are in their final year of high school and are heavily dependent on me.

[Xinbao]: Oh, I see. You're a bit pitiful. I never noticed before.

[Xinbao]: By the way, have you ever been heartbroken?

【silent】:?

[Xinbao]: Ahhh, I didn't mean any harm. It's because Han Zhiheng did something similar before. He failed in his online relationship, so he created a fake account similar to his online girlfriend's and chatted with her, pretending they were still dating.

[Mo]: Sigh, it's a long story. There was once a sincere love placed before me, but I didn't cherish it.

[Xinbao]: Okay, if you'd like, I can be your listener.

Chen Wenxin became serious. Sure enough, boys often tell a lot of lies to cover up what's hidden in their hearts.

As the class's psychology representative, she is also very good at listening.

Since I've unintentionally touched upon his most vulnerable spot, I should take responsibility and comfort him.

[Mo]: It was probably more than ten years ago. I remember it was in Lele Kindergarten. There was a very cute girl who didn't like to eat fatty meat. She would always pick up the fatty meat and throw it into my pants when the teacher wasn't looking.

[Xinbao]: Wait a minute! More than ten years ago?!

[Mo]: Yes, this is an old story. Maybe that's just how a man with deep feelings is. Do you remember the little story Lao Ni told today? I really felt the same way.

【Xinbao】: Haha. I remember, it's about his story with his first love.

"."

School is about to end.

With a sigh, Lao Ni ended the two Chinese language classes that were practically non-existent.

Lin Mo spent half an hour in the toilet before she could explain things to Chen Wenxin, but it seemed she had misunderstood something.

never mind.

It was clear from the brief exchange that she didn't recognize Li Zhihan; she only noticed some sensitive words.

Back in the classroom, I fed the kitten and also told her on QQ that I couldn't reply during class.

And whether or not it's licked, there's no way to reply, it's all messed up, baby.

But Li Zhihan seemed dissatisfied with his reasoning.

The girl only asked him if grades were important to him.

He affirmed, and Han Maomao didn't say anything more.

It was safe to take a nap. Xu Lingxi was pulled back to the dormitory to sleep by several girls. Li Zhihan watched him finish his lunch and then rest on the table.

Shen Qingning looked like she wanted to kill him. It seemed she'd discovered he was the one who reported the QQ account; he'd just tried it out, and it actually worked!

then.

Wake up to study, study to eat, eat to sleep – this is the basic theme of senior year of high school.

There weren't many memorable moments of his youth; he just studied until his face was greasy. There were pretty girls, of course, but Lin Mo knew that what he couldn't hold onto wasn't his.

Before the end of evening self-study, Lao Ni came in and talked about the arrangements for the monthly exam. About two weeks later, the atmosphere in the class became a bit dull.

Abstract as it may be, we still have to learn it.

The somber atmosphere persisted until school ended, when the lively activity in the school building brought a sense of relief.

School gate.

"Ugh! I'm so tired today." Bai Limeng yawned. "Lin Heigou, come here and give me a shoulder massage."

"Don't blame me if you massage some weird spots."

"Ugh! You really are..." The girl was speechless. "Everyone else has childhood sweethearts and bamboo horses, but in your case it's spring bamboo and plum horse!"

"Fantasy is wonderful, but we still have to accept reality."

"Tch~ By the way, has your class announced the arrangements for the monthly exam?"

"said."

Bai Limeng nodded and moved a little closer to him.

The dim light of the streetlamp shone on the two of them. She looked up and glanced at Lin Mo's jawline, which was outlined by the light and shadow, and was slightly taken aback.

When he looked over, Bai Limeng pretended to be looking at the night sky, at the crisscrossing power lines weaving a net across the sky.

Her thoughts were also intertwined in her heart, forming a dense web.

"Are you confident?" the girl suddenly asked.

Chapter 105 Being Hooked by Beautiful Girls

"Not really." Lin Mo whistled.

Huang Mei is still up to no good, but she doesn't dare to reveal her true intentions; she's just a talkative woman.

You promised me a life of luxury, but how am I supposed to eat it if you don't feed me? Do you expect me to automatically become a useless piece of trash?

Is what you want a sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement? I'm too embarrassed to call you out on it.

If Bai Limeng succeeds, his status might be several levels lower than Xing Nuli's.

There was no way around it; the grudge had been building up since childhood. Although Bai Limeng often disgusted him, he had also done some rather bizarre things.

For example, Lin Mo once fed her pet goldfish to her pet cat and asked the girl whether to save the mother or the baby. If she wanted to save the baby, the cat would have to have a C-section.

That really made Bai Limeng cry for a long time. She said her fish were about to lay eggs and she wanted Lin Mo to compensate her with baby goldfish.

In the end, Lin Mo found the goldfish's remains in the cat poop, and together with her, they took three sticks of incense to dig a grave for the little goldfish. Only then did Bai Limeng recover.

Therefore, he was hesitant to humbly accept the girl's offer of financial support.

I've heard that girls who like to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night have pretty exaggerated sexual desires. Lin Mo has updated his knowledge, but who knows if using it in this area will have any side effects?

Pushing one's physical limits with Shirai Rin...

Shennong died after tasting hundreds of herbs, but Lin Mo doesn't want to be killed by Huang Mei after just one herb.

This might be a bit extreme, but that's pretty much how relationships are; they can be really good when things are going well, and incredibly bad when things are going to be.

As for ambiguous relationships, I've only recently started to enjoy them; I never even considered that I could get close to Bai Limeng before.

Previously, his unrequited love was always exclusive, only for Xu Lingxi. He remained chaste for her sake and sternly rejected Bai Limeng's sexual harassment.

Now, as long as I don't date, I can have a lot of female friends and be teased by Li Zhihan like a dog.

"Then you probably won't get my reward." Bai Limeng raised her chin. "You little trash."

"What else can you reward me with?" Lin Mo asked disdainfully.

"Hmm~" Bai Li dreamed for a moment, "How about I wash your clothes for a week?"

"No, you'll definitely grab my clothes and go through a 720-degree spiral, a whirlwind of air into your lungs."

"That's you!" Bai Limeng said shyly, "You smell so bad, even a dog would avoid you."

"Change one for another."

"Then... I'll have you do my laundry for a week?" Bai Limeng said, her face slightly flushed. "Smell it however you like."

"So you don't want to suffer any loss at all, huh?"

"Hmm? Washing a pretty girl's clothes, isn't that a reward for you?" Bai Limeng pretended to be naive and teased her cheekily.

Lin Mo thought for a moment and nodded: "That's true."

"Then I'll only wash your underwear, and you'll have to wear the ones I wash for the whole week. Whether they're clean or not is another matter, but they'll definitely smell good."

"?" Bai Limeng's face turned pale. Who knew what kind of additive the perverted Lin Mo would put on her underwear and make her wear it back?

"Get lost!" the girl snapped.

"No matter what, it's a deal, no going back on your word."

"Disgusting!" Bai Limeng exhaled a few breaths, then, seeing a car parked by the roadside, tried to distract Lin Mo by shouting:

"Hey, Lin Heigou, isn't that a Bentley? Don't you always brag that you'll buy one someday?"

"Are you blind? Whose Bentley has a green license plate? It doesn't even have little wings. That's a BYD."

"Oh, but I suggest you be more realistic and just buy one without wings. Even if you starve to death, you can still make a few orders."

Bai Limeng's true colors were revealed, and she delivered a scathing jab at Lin Mo, demonstrating the oppression he faced from the bourgeoisie.

But Lin Mo was a glorious proletarian, with no money, no house, no wife, no elderly parents, and no young children, so he was not afraid at all.

"Okay, then I'll use the car wash water to wash your underwear. The more you wash it, the itchier it will become."

Bai Limeng was stunned for a moment, sensing that Lin Mo's tone was off.

"What's itchy?"

It wasn't until Lin Mo, who had been walking quietly, suddenly started running wildly, and she connected with the car mentioned earlier, that she realized the person was telling dirty jokes.

The girl blushed instantly, gritted her teeth, and chased after Lin Mo, relentlessly pursuing him.

"Are you trying to die?!"

"Lin Hei Gou! You're definitely going to fail your monthly exam! What kind of nonsense is going on in your head?!"

"What are you babbling about? Get your underwear ready."

"You'd better do well on your exam first! Don't move, I'm going to kick you to pieces! Ah! You dare to block me!"

"I'm afraid you'll kick my spirit orb into a demon ball, so I have to block it."

"."

Lights out.

I'll continue doing my daily tasks while lying in bed. My little phone is so much fun.

Actually, that's not the case. A mobile phone without a cute girl's QQ icon wouldn't be fun.

At most, I'll join a few QQ groups and watch the other members act like effeminate men, send cute emojis, and act coquettish.

Hmm. Who says domestically produced content can't have good storylines? Aren't QQ groups just a huge, multiplayer online game space?

I glanced at the messages.

Xibao didn't send him much today, she just told him to go to bed early because he has a lot of science classes tomorrow.

And then? The class monitor is out of quarantine? So quickly!

[Lime]: (Husky pointing at a person) You're dead.

【silent】:?

[Lime]: Hehe, you childish brat! You actually tried to bully me by reporting my QQ number? Did you think that would get my attention? What do you take the class monitor for?! I'm sorry, Lin Mo, but if a boy ever played a prank on me before, Xin Yi would punch him away. But since this is your first offense, I'm reminding you, that's not how you win a girl's favor~ However, you probably won't understand, this will only make girls dislike you more and more.

[Qingning retracted a message]

That's incredible! Starting with another classic long and difficult sentence. Shen Qingning, you're unbeatable!

It was so abstract that Lin Mo began to doubt whether she was really a shrimp head.

Hmm. The class monitor is too narcissistic. Well, Lin Mo still thinks she's playing with abstract concepts.

You are pretty, but you are small. My genes tell me that you will let the baby starve to death.

Class monitor, someone like you would be exiled to the frontier in primitive society.

However, Lin Mo still decided to play the innocent high school boy and used the emojis he stole from Chen Wenxin.

[Mo]: (Cute) (Cute) Class monitor, what did you say? I didn't see it clearly, meow.

[Lime]: ?

[Lime]: Did you know? The iron in your body comes from the devastating explosion of a supernova, the zinc in your blood comes from the dust that was ejected into the universe after a neutron star collision, the trace amount of copper has to witness the death of a white dwarf, and the most insignificant cobalt also comes from nebulae billions of light-years away. So it is normal for humans to be curious about the starry sky, because we ourselves are children of the stars.

Just padding the word count, huh?! Where's the Crazy Thursday copy? Thumbs down!

[Mo]: That's awesome, but when these elements are combined, it turns into a piece of trash with a monthly salary of three thousand.

【Lime】：Idiot.

[Qingning retracted a message]

[Lime]: Do you have WeChat? Can you give me one? I don't like chatting on QQ because I don't have enough emojis.