Clearly, this person, who seemed to be a spectator and enjoyed watching the drama unfold, knew something and was preparing to witness the story firsthand.
Chapter 495 Sweet Words and Pleasant Phrases - Portio
After the exams were over, March 7th was assigned to the Dream Building Academy, exuding an aura of innate divine power.
March 7th: [I thought I had a real talent for acting, but it turns out I'm going to be a nobody on the border of Dream Building. Is that even fair?]
Meanwhile, the handsome Dan Heng was recruited into the Harmony Academy, and he does indeed have a bit of a star quality.
After successfully completing the exam, the three of them began their day of eating and exploring during the school anniversary celebration.
The first stall was where people could make their own unique banana pie by DIY.
March 7th: [Hehe, then let Xing design it and Danheng make it.]
Danheng: [And what about you?]
March 7th: [Of course I'm in charge of the tasting! Good luck!]
So Xing started to come up with his own wonderful ideas, such as incorporating the philosophy of a certain pepper chef into banana pie.
That's why I thought it tasted pretty good when I first tasted it on March 7th, until I realized something was wrong later.
Wow, this is so spicy! What did you put in it?!
Xing: [It's chili peppers! I added chili peppers! Chili Hill's medicinal recipe!]
March 7th, fuming from the spiciness, glared angrily.
Hey you, come here right now—
Then Xing was grabbed by March 7 and pressed onto the table, where the remaining banana pie was shoved into her mouth.
[Hissing and sizzling, so spicy...]
Looking at this description that sparks endless imagination, everyone's lips inexplicably curled into a smile.
"She fed me on March 7th; she cares about me!"
"Look how spicy the food is, the kid's already starting to talk."
"The peppercorns are dry too."
"Keywords: Pressed on the table, stuffed into the mouth"
"My God, I can already picture Xing being stuffed so much his eyes are rolling back in his head!"
"??? Something's not right with you. Message me privately and explain."
"I am the Sleeping Banana Monkey, and this is a banana!"
"Damn it, I feel so hot. What did you give me to drink in March?"
"Computer accessories (answer immediately)"
"Damn, I paired March 7th with a regular banana pie, but they didn't see this part. I've lost a fortune!"
The three continued to stroll around the school anniversary celebration. On the way, they encountered the head of the discipline inspection department, who was there to investigate student violations. The investigation ended up involving these shareholders.
[Shareholders have arrived!]
As he spoke, Xing's lips curled into a smile, forming an arc even more curved than a banana. His aura, no longer concealed, was like a dark cloud pressing down on a city, causing the students in the Discipline Inspection Department to tremble.
The minister of the Discipline Inspection Department changed his face with the speed of a chameleon, giving everyone a slap in the face.
"Holy crap, what a chameleon!"
I still prefer your defiant attitude from just now.
As for the person the Discipline Inspection Department was looking for, Xing also knew him; it was none other than Ranpo, who had also infiltrated the dream world and acted suspiciously.
Just then, Luanpo was having a dramatic exchange with a student from the performing arts club. After exchanging information, the head of the disciplinary inspection department changed his expression again.
【Oh, so you're a friend of the shareholders. That makes sense.】
This appearance prompted March 7th to make some sarcastic remarks.
Hey, what have you figured out...?
The rest of the unrelated people dispersed, and Luanpo began to introduce himself to Sanyueqi and Danheng.
【Hello, Ruri Ninja and Flying Dragon Ninja!】
March 7th: [...]
Dan Heng: [My name is Dan Heng.]
Ranpo: [Yes, Your Excellency Danheng, Flying Dragon Ninja AOI.]
The overly dramatic and childish language makes one wonder if this comes from some ninja planet.
After a brief exchange, Danheng pointed out that the other party seemed to be following them, while Luanpo also began to explain the purpose of their trip: to break the evil ninja formations within the school.
Luanpo: [The Flying Dragon Ninja may not recognize me, but he will surely remember my colleague—the dashing and heroic ninja clad in silver armor, skilled in gun-and-gun ninjutsu, and always spouting sweet words...]
[Silver Spear - Prince Shura.]
Everyone chuckled at Luanpo's description of Potio.
"Potio's Sweet Words"
"I know, it's Pam!"
"I can't hold it in anymore, haha."
"Indeed, someone who constantly says 'baby' or 'I love you to death' must be a very kind-hearted person, right?"
After learning that Luanpo was a sea patrol ranger like Poteo, Danheng began to take the matter seriously, but he still needed to confirm with Poteo.
The next moment, the perspective shifted, and we were on Potio's side.
Yes, when I woke up, my brain was saying: hatred is the weakness of all the weak.
It was then that I realized I still had a brain that was alive.
But if you ask me...
[To hell with my brain, it can't control me, otherwise how would I have gotten here?]
After the sweet words from Potio ended, he opened his phone and found that Danheng had sent him a message, but perhaps because of the dream, all his messages failed to send.
Just as Potio was pondering, a commotion arose outside.
[His precious...]
At that moment, a group of people arrived at Dream Reef and seemed to be arguing about erecting a statue of a sleeping banana monkey in the square. When they saw Potio come out, they thought he was going to stand up for the other side, which prompted Potio to draw his gun and prepare to clear a path for them.
At a critical moment, Mika, the current head of Liumeng Reef, stepped in to mediate.
Please put your guns away. You've all died once; you probably can't handle this kind of shock.
However, Potio still felt it was easier to solve the problem by firing a shot first.
[He's a banana, I'll teach you a lesson today...]
【Um...?】
Wait a minute, what was that thing just now?
[His banana? How did my "his banana" start?]
[Banana? My darling? What kind of banana is this?]
These bizarre words are probably only understood by the audience now.
"Cat shocked, cat puzzled"
He said I wanted to eat bananas.
"Haha, now his mind's not clean anymore."
Find the item that was replaced by a banana.
After Mikael persuaded everyone to leave, he began to ask about Potio's purpose, since he knew about the first shot fired by the Sea Ranger.
They came seeking evil, or perhaps old grudges had not yet been resolved.
The answer is both. After collecting the suddenly appearing banana tree here, Potio decided to go and explore the area on his own.
However, it seems that to join the Sleeping Banana Society, one must first answer a few questions about the Sleeping Banana Monkey.
If it were Potio's own business, he would have already drawn his gun and started clearing the way.
But since he was entrusted with this task, it was not appropriate to make too much of a fuss, so Potio decided to ask around first.
And just as Potio was strolling around, another familiar figure appeared before him.
A robin appears, teaching a little girl to sing.
"Here comes the baby bird!"
"Miss Robin is more beautiful than anyone else in the world! Miss Robin, the goddess of beauty, has descended!"
"Sunday Bro: Buhao!"
After a series of tender songs, the robin used its tuning to check the other's throat, but in the process it seemed to discover other dissonant notes.
Chapter 496 Beauty and the Beast
I never expected to see a big star in a place like this.
The sudden appearance of Potio frightened the little girl next to him, and the robin gently comforted her.
Don't be afraid, this uncle is a kind person. You can go play somewhere else for now.
Potio: [What Potio?]
The conversation between the two of them also brought a smile to one's face.
""uncle""
"Waaah, Uncle is still Uncle!"
“Star taro pop bo (bushi)”
"It's actually quite cute that Bobo asked herself that, haha."
"After all, Potio had an adopted daughter before; if nothing had happened, she'd be this age by now."
A sudden, unexpected blow
[Mr. Portio, it seems you've also paused your travels for a while after that incident. Did you enjoy your time in Pinocchio?]
The word “also” seems to indicate the robin’s state of mind, although Potio’s mood is not very good at the moment.
[Happy? Banana! One piece of trouble after another.]
The sound of the banana made the robin frown, and it immediately stepped forward to tune the instrument.
Excuse me, please don't move...
[Huh? He's my darling, what are you doing?]
[Meow! Meow meow? Ha—you're finally back.]
Potio's two meows amused everyone.
"Those few meows almost made me die laughing, hahaha!"
"A miracle worker, Dr. Bird!"
"Has it been implanted with a cat meme again? lol"
"Big Cow Cat"
"The cat meme is correct, meow! It's not just some random thing, meow!"
Although the robin doesn't know what happened yet, everything changed after the appearance of the banana monkey, and the problem clearly points to the banana society.
At this moment, Potio is considering whether to ask around and create a persona of a tender-hearted tough guy who likes sleeping banana monkeys to sneak in, or to find a few cuties to "borrow" a membership card.
After thinking it over, I decided to go with the first option, so I found a fan on the street.
Welcome, welcome! Would you like a sleeping banana monkey plush toy? It's free, I sewed it myself!
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