Potio: [Do you think I'm the kind of person who would put this monkey on my bedside table?]
Member of the Sleeping Banana Club: [That's hard to say, you look so cute.]
Potio: [I...you...huh?]
This sudden compliment completely caught Portio off guard; this unexpected reaction was truly surprising.
"I bet no one has ever called Bobo Shark cute before, hahaha."
"Sister, you have such great taste!"
"I got teased, hahaha."
"Even though Yinzhi is good at praising, she probably wouldn't use such words."
"Got it, Potio's weakness is boasting!"
Since the other person happened to be a fan of Robin, when Robin mentioned that the entrance exam for the Sleeping Banana Society was somewhat difficult, the fan immediately handed over a Sleeping Banana Monkey keychain. Having this would make the entrance exam much easier.
So the robin isn't exactly lying; it's just choosing to state part of the truth and let the other person make their own connections.
In short, after a series of conversations, all the necessary conditions were finally met, so it was time to take his precious child's test.
On the way, the two also encountered several people who had previously been promoting the Sleeping Banana Society.
Now that they know the Banana Society has problems, the Robin can no longer let them get away with it.
Hmm, just probe indirectly, and then...
The next moment, Potio shouted loudly.
Hey! You little cuties, look here!
[You really are a bit dim-witted—I'm nitpicking, understand?]
A battle ensued, and Potio swiftly and skillfully dispatched the group.
Potio: [Brilliant, a clever indirect approach!]
This overly harsh approach left the robin silent for a long while before it looked up at its side.
[I apologize, Mr. Portio, but I'll try to use fewer rhetorical devices in the future.]
It was rare to see the little bird with such a shocked expression, and everyone found it amusing.
"Indirectly inquiring about physics"
"It's surprisingly funny that the little bird said it so seriously."
The little bird was shocked, the little bird was puzzled, the little bird was speechless.
"These two are hilarious, they're like a delinquent teenager and a good girl."
"Beauty and the Beast (not really)"
Then Potio began his questioning.
Listen carefully, I'm going to take off my belt and hang it next to me now. I'll ask you a question, and you answer it.
[I've interrogated others before; with this belt, if you can't take it anymore, you can crawl over and hang yourselves.]
Upon hearing this, the man with the unfriendly expression immediately transformed into a "very kind expression".
After some torture, Potio managed to obtain the other party's membership card.
When they arrived at the Sleeping Banana Society and showed their membership card, the other party seemed a little suspicious.
【Catherine Martha? Is this you?】
Potio: [Yeah, what, you have a problem with that?]
When you're out in the world, you always have to give yourself your identity, and Potio always says this with a straight face.
Once they finally infiltrated the Banana Society, Robin suggested they split up, since it would be better if Potio didn't use any special methods.
Before parting ways, the robin synchronized its information with Potio once again.
[Mr. Poteo, what exactly happened at Dream Reef that stopped you here?]
Potio: [No need to be so polite, just call me buddy.]
Upon hearing Potio's words, everyone felt as if their minds had been shocked.
"The little bird is very well-mannered; I can't imagine her speaking in a frivolous way, but I really want to see it!"
"I can't even imagine what a robin would look like calling out 'bro,' haha."
"Robin: No, buddy?"
"Brother Zhou Tian, come back quickly! Your sister is being led astray!"
So Potio gave the clue to the Monkey King: If it really was Dr. Primal's doing, then he would definitely make a scene to seek justice.
After the robin left, meme pollution caught up with him again, and some of his own past words began to surface before his eyes.
This bullet will hit you sooner or later, just you wait, Oswald.
Having been heavily influenced by memes, Potio simply drew his gun.
Hey, wait a minute—
Suddenly pointed at by a gun, March 7th cried out in panic.
Uh, are the consequences of skipping class really that serious?
Seeing March 7th's face turn red with fright, this sudden scene was quite unexpected.
"Little March is so cute when she's scared!!"
"I've only ever heard of skipping class and losing credits, this is the first time I've heard of skipping class and getting shot."
March 7th: Waaaaah, big brother, please don't kill me!
"It almost scared the child to tears."
"The Horror Story of Poteo - Those Pointed a Gun at by Poteo Were All Friendly Forces"
Even the person who played March 7th, who was not part of the storyline, felt a little embarrassed and scratched his head with a smile when he saw this scene.
Chapter 497 The Truth, the Origin of the Sleeping Banana Monkey
After Potio encounters March 7, the perspective shifts back to the stars.
[Batman, Bat Ninja, Dear Old Classmate~]
Wake up, don't fall asleep.
A gentle voice from March 7th called for the stars to slowly awaken.
The trio is currently discussing Ranpo's situation, as they cannot yet confirm whether what Ranpo said is true because they cannot contact Potio at the moment.
During the process, the way March 7th sat down on the table with his shoulders raised because his palms were on the table attracted everyone's attention.
"March looks so good sitting up like that!"
"She has a very youthful vibe!"
"I really enjoy sitting like this in the classroom."
After some discussion, Danheng guessed that the sudden popularity of Sleeping Banana Monkey must be related to the school's faculty and staff. So the three of them went to the square to observe a banana builder who seemed to be dressed as a member of the Dream Theatre Troupe.
At this moment, the Dream Weaver is teaching people how to paint with meme dyes, but during the process, the Sleeping Banana Monkey seems to be beginning to erode one's mind, making one want to draw a Sleeping Banana Monkey.
Just as Xing and the sleeping banana monkey were fiercely fighting, a familiar voice appeared at the crucial moment.
Satana: [Long time no see, stranger.]
Satana: [You are the savior of our race, the hunter who collects the trash, how can you submit here?]
The appearance of this strange yet familiar trash can, set against the backdrop of the sleeping banana monkey, evokes a strange sense of warmth.
"Wait, can this item really have a limited-time re-release?"
"It's Satana! We're saved!"
"You stinky monkey, don't underestimate the bond between me and the trash can!"
"Why can it catch fire?!"
"Meme battles, huh?"
"I get it! So Xing was rummaging through the trash can to give himself a layer of meme protection!"
"Oh, so that's how it was solved? That's outrageous!"
In the end, Xing drew a wonderful picture of a baseball bat and a trash can, but the Dream Builder was very dissatisfied because there was no little monkey, even though he had previously said that he was free to create.
In the subsequent review of the assignment, March 7th surprisingly gave her a piece of six-phase ice, since the method of building dreams and condensing six-phase ice were too similar, and she really couldn't tell the difference.
Another little Pipisi, Charika, was advised to give up by the Dream Builder because she couldn't imagine it.
If you're always chasing after things you can't have, aren't you moving in the opposite direction of happiness? Give it up, give it up, banana!
This passage seems to express the original doctor's opinion, but compared to this sophistry, everyone obviously recalled the statement made by Dr. Truth.
"But a life of failure is still a life, and people have the right to experience it to the very end."
"If it's something you want to pursue, the path to that pursuit will be full of rewards."
"The value of my godfather is still rising!"
Luanpo naturally disagreed with this theory. Seeing that he was being refuted, the Dream-Building Master was furious and summoned several members of the Dream-Startling Troupe to give the students a good talking-to.
As for the result, naturally, they were all defeated by the chaos.
It was at this moment that the banana master stepped forward in time, saying that these Dream Theater troupes were only temporarily out of control, and then pointed the finger at Luanpo.
[It's said that an unidentified stowaway recently infiltrated Pinocchio... Pink hair, red clothes, a burning scarf—the hound's sighting report does bear a resemblance to you, buddy.]
However, the teacher did not intend to kick Luan Po out. Instead, he said that since Luan Po was willing to come to class, he must be a good student who wanted to learn and deserved praise.
The next moment, the surrounding students immediately looked at him with admiration and surrounded him, making it difficult for him to escape.
Having achieved his goal, Jiao Shou leisurely walked away with his hands behind his back.
Haha, fate, it's just like a banana peel...
We are all imprisoned fruit, forever unable to break free from its constraints.
This series of comments about PV recycling makes people even more convinced of the identity of the mastermind behind it all.
Seeing that the chaos was being watched, the three-person train crew had no choice but to leave first.
Just then, they ran into Montana, who had just joined the Sleeping Banana Club. As a friend that March 7 had made there, Montana offered to give March 7 a referral spot in the Sleeping Banana Club.
So the trio split up and began to act separately.
Just as Danheng and Xing were about to go back to check on Luanpo, they encountered a listless little monkey sleeping on a banana tree on the way.
Danheng: [It carries a label—Wealth Academy, where prosperity unfolds like a banana.]
[These are the plush toys you bought; they have a rather unique design.]
Seeing this, Xing wanted to pinch the other one, but the sleeping banana monkey was as lively as a living thing and quickly jumped away.
At this point, everyone had basically guessed that the sleeping banana monkey must have been a real person in disguise.
And this is indeed the case.
After following the little monkey to a corner, the two saw a student communicating with the Wealth Banana Master.
Fu Gui: [Were these people who turned into little monkeys really doing it voluntarily...?]
Wealthy Banana Master: [Of course, Fugui, can't you understand the happiness of being a little monkey?]
Facing the still hesitant students, the teacher's voice began to take on a seductive quality.
Do you even know the background of those nameless guests? You, a poor student like Bian Xing who came all this way to study with the support of the company, think you can compare to them?
Fu Gui: [I know I can't compare to those big shots... but I also have things I want to do...]
Wealth Master: [Of course I know you want to make money, a lot of money. After all, the tuition for Origami University is astronomical, far too expensive for the average middle-class family.]
Wealth Master: [Oh, I heard your father also came to Pinocchio. He changed jobs and is working day and night at the Morning Glow factory. It's really touching.]
Upon seeing this, the audience felt a pang of anxiety.
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