Long, long ago, there was a prosperous city of ninjas. Under the protection of ninja heroes, the city thrived, and even the sewers exuded an aura of happiness.
Until the appearance of the Monkey King Evil Ninja, everything vanished.
The scene then shifts to the 56th year of the Ninja Era, in the Ninja Capital.
In a bustling city, dazzling neon lights illuminated the entire night.
Luanpo stepped onto the railing, his gaze fixed on the gorilla on the distant building and the moon with its greasy smile.
Master Bitter Tea: [Girl, newly embarking on the path of the ninja, I acknowledge your determination. From this day forward, you are the successor of the Chaotic Ninja Art.]
Luanpo: [Thank you, Master Kucha, I am deeply honored.]
The overall picture looks quite colorful, but upon closer inspection, it has many flaws.
"This moon... is it for real?"
"Master Underpants... Am I seeing things?"
"Hilarious, what kind of name is that?"
"Could it be that Luanpo was fooled like this?"
"This mission is starting to feel a bit chaotic."
"Are these two just funny characters?"
"Is this place really called the City of Ninjas? It looks so much like the City of Hot Nights to me."
After a brief conversation, the scene finally returned to Xing's side.
[What a bizarre dream... This must be Origami University, right?]
The greeting from the adorable little March made Xing feel a sense of reality.
What Xing didn't expect was that there were also sleeping banana monkeys here.
March 7th: [The origin of this viral sensation is unknown, but it went viral overnight. Fans have created a set of banana-themed phrases that only monkey enthusiasts can understand, and have even made various memes and fan art using it!]
March 7th: [The most popular song is "Sleeping Banana Song" - banana banana banana~ banana banana banana~]
The song from March 7th drew a lot of criticism.
"Travels Among Bananas"
"That's enough, we've tasted enough, take it away now!"
"I've almost forgotten how to sing the original song."
"Sleeping Banana Monkey Takes Over the World!"
"March 7th is so cute!"
I learned about this information on March 7th from the freshman group. After all, when you go to university, joining a group and getting acquainted with people is a basic requirement.
Then on March 7th, the two of them were added to the "Origami University New Banana Group", which immediately attracted a lot of sleeping banana monkey emojis.
Xing, seemingly unfazed, delivered a trendy self-introduction.
【Nice to meet you~ ☆*o (≧?≦) o*☆——This is Xing, you can also call me Galaxy Baseball Hero (strikes a cool pose)! I'm a cute new student, feel free to add me as a friend, please give me lots of bananas~】
The incredibly awkward and overly abstract self-introduction prompted March 7th to embark on a massive project involving three bedrooms and two living rooms, prompting her to quickly issue a statement of disassociation.
March 7th: [I'm not familiar with her!]
Chapter 494 Brother Zhou Tian (Banana Edition)
After their dizzying self-introductions, the three-person train crew prepared to complete their enrollment procedures.
Along the way, Dan Heng, who works at the think tank, gave the two a brief introduction to this dream university. Since there was still some time before the enrollment procedures were completed, the group began to wander around.
Xing saw people conducting interviews on the roadside, so she went over to watch the excitement.
Hello~ Could you please share your thoughts on Origami University?
Interviewee: [Huh? What's so great about this school? The course quality is inconsistent, and graduates have a hard time finding jobs...]
Interviewee: [Wait, are you going to be on TV?]
Reporter: [Uh...yes.]
The interviewee's tone changed abruptly the next moment.
[Please re-record this part—Hello everyone, I'm a graduate of Origami University, and I deeply love this school.]
This reaction amused everyone.
"Six hundred and sixty-six, this guy changes his face without batting an eye!"
"It's true, I'm going to be interviewed, haha."
"If we can scam one person, we'll take advantage of them, right?"
Next came the school's assistant, because the teachers were all busy with academic seminars, so the principal entrusted the Dream Interruption Theatre Troupe to serve as the assistant.
Helper: [Don't worry, the instructors have the memories of experienced teachers, so their knowledge is absolutely reliable—but let's not rush into learning yet, everyone should have a blast at the Rainbow Dream School Anniversary celebration!]
March 7th: [Of course! I never intended to study properly!]
Danheng: [Don't be so self-righteous.]
When the school anniversary opening ceremony began, the three witnessed another surprising scene.
The principal on the stage was actually a monkey?
Hello everyone—or rather, hello bananas!
Looking at the monkey professor on the stage, everyone started to discuss it.
"Could this be Dr. Original?"
"It seems like meme contamination has already begun; something felt off from the very beginning."
"Has the world finally gone mad the way I wanted it to be?"
The professor on stage then explained that he was just dressing up to follow the trend, and continued speaking.
【Beautiful dreams, colorful ideals, and freedom!】
Alas, what a beautiful wish. But I've heard it's become an empty phrase now; everyone is so burdened by their studies that they can't even lift their heads, let alone have time to gaze at the starry sky of their dreams.
My schedule is completely full for the entire semester, I'm living a monotonous life, the graduation defense is too exhausting, and I simply can't write my thesis...
Hearing what the banana said, many viewers suddenly felt unwell.
"Waaaaah, stop talking, stop talking! You've already revealed my weakness..."
"A college student's plot in the cafeteria was suddenly exposed by a weakness. Starry Sky Railway, do you have any clues? (sad)"
"One sentence brought me back to reality."
[Students, this is not right. This is absolutely not how young people in this land of dreams should behave.]
So today, I have some good news to share with you all—
After discussion, the teaching and research group unanimously decided to cancel all courses and exams this semester; students can earn credits simply by participating in the school anniversary celebration!
This decision was a revelation to everyone.
"Brother Zhou Tian! (Banana Version)"
"Banana Speaker: This university seems to be becoming a bit too academic."
"Ahhh, who understands the feeling of salvation when the course was canceled!"
"I understand the dam... sigh, it really does feel quite redeeming!"
"So, anything can happen in dreams after all?"
"Suspected hallucinations before sudden death while writing a thesis"
"If classes are canceled, then what's the point of coming to university?"
"As expected of Pinocchio, with its seven-day weekend and no classes, it's irresistible to people of all ages."
"Another wonderful wish after Brother Qixiu."
"Damn it, even though I know there's something wrong with it, it smells so good!"
"A school where you don't need to study is kind of terrifying..."
It's like flooring the gas pedal on the wrong road; even though you know it might be wrong, the feeling of giving up and indulging in self-destructive behavior is really exhilarating.
In what seemed like a relaxed atmosphere, the three of them went to the classroom to prepare for the exam.
Inside the classroom, some students were worried, while others were chatting enthusiastically.
Xing tried to join in, but received no response; the other group continued with their own conversation.
For small groups, three people might be the limit for casual conversation, four people might start thinking about forming a band, and five people might lead to a complex love-hate relationship.
Once everyone is seated, a short performance begins.
Danheng was engrossed in reading his book in his seat. Zhao, who was so popular, was approached and asked for an autograph. Then, a clapperboard appeared.
[Actors, quiet, quiet.]
When the teacher came over, a student behind him patted Xing, who was dozing off.
Please stop making loud noises, refrain from moving around, and turn off audio and video recording devices...
Get ready, the movie is about to start.
Rick bowed and began to introduce himself.
This director, who is also quite well-known in real life, has sparked discussion among viewers, many of whom are fans of Reck.
"Double chef ecstasy!"
Will there be a character named Mr. Rick?
"Such a handsome face, he's definitely a fan-made character, I'm definitely going to pull for him."
"The Dark Star is really amazing, I've watched it several times!"
The renowned director is clearly bored with the school's filming plan, saying it's no wonder that Iris has never produced a good film in hundreds of years.
This sharp remark displeased the family members standing nearby.
[Enough! I only asked you to be an examiner out of respect for the acting principal. Don't push your luck! According to school rules...]
Rick: [According to the school rules? Think carefully, what does the school rules say?]
The two characters for "memory" are highlighted in yellow, and a dark filter is added to the entire image, as if some kind of power is being activated.
Faced with the question, the family members responded instinctively.
The school rules are clearly stated; in the exam room, what the examiner says is the rule! So...
[...Wait, you're the examiner? What's going on...]
Rick: [Right! You finally remembered, on my set, the director is the rule.]
This passage appears to be a result of memory manipulation, sparking a discussion about Rick's abilities.
"Such a unique effect... Did you use an ability?"
"Memory? Is he the one who remembers in the Flowing Light Memory Court? Or the one who burns?"
"Could it be a fictional historian?"
"Common sense has changed!"
In short, Rick and the family member reached a consensus and decided to change the exam into an audition, and the first student in this audition was Xing.
In the beginning, we would ask some simple questions and judge the student's personality based on the answers, which is a common method.
[Nameless traveler, your memories begin at the station of knowledge, boarding the train of exploration, witnessing along the way the will to preserve, the determination to hunt, and the debates over harmony and order...]
You've traveled to different film sets and witnessed different stories. Now, have you found your own theme—or dream?
Ultimately, depending on their answers, Xing will join different colleges.
Can you feel it? A dramatic undercurrent is brewing on this campus.
And now, your story is about to begin—as the protagonist, don't disappoint me and the audience!
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