A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Xiao Huohuo: Lucky, 88/50, failed.

Xiao Huohuo: Is there such a thing? Let’s go.

Han Buli: You tm! I'm lucky!

Han Buli: Lucky, 17/70, successful.

KP: So, just as the situation was becoming increasingly serious, Han Buli, you suddenly caught a glimpse of a familiar figure carrying a huge black ruler walking by not far away.

Han Buli: Okay, okay! I'll tell Huang Jinxin directly, you want to know Han Buli's whereabouts, right? Why not ask Xiao Huohuo, who's carrying the black ruler? He and Han Buli are good brothers, and I guarantee you, he definitely knows something!

Xiao Huohuo:?

Chapter 110 I am Han Buli (Day 45)

Joan of Arc: Good brother. (Music)

Romeo: Good brother. (Hee)

Han Buli: Good brother! You must take this overwhelming wealth (referring to Huang Jinxin)!

Xiao Huohuo: I'll take on the Bull Demon! (Angry)

Huang Jinxin: Oh? Are you talking about Xiao Huohuo, who made a splash in the outer sect competition?

KP: Realizing Han Buli's expression wasn't lying, Huang Jinxin stroked his round chin and subconsciously shifted his focus. Sima Wu, standing nearby, also frowned slightly upon hearing this.

Sima Wu: (whispering) ...It's Xiao Huohuo again.

Joan of Arc: Le, is Brother Sima jealous?

Huang Jinxin: Okay, then I will go find Xiao Huohuo and ask him first. If I still can’t find him, I will come back to visit Brother Sima later.

Han Buli: Sure, sure.

KP: After saying goodbye to Han Buli, Huang Jinxin trotted towards the figure carrying a black ruler not far away.

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, run away.

Xiao Huohuo: Byd, Lao Han, just wait for me! (Tiger-style broken voice)

……

KP: So, after this brief interlude, Han Buli and the other returned to Sima Wan's stone house without further trouble. Sima Wu frowned at the room's extravagant and cluttered furnishings. With a wave of his hand, a cyan aura swept the miscellaneous items, tables, and chairs into a corner, leaving only a blanket covering the floor. Sima Wu then stepped forward, sat cross-legged in the center of the carpet, closed his eyes, and began to cultivate.

Xiao Huohuo: My brother is too cool.

Joan of Arc: So what level is Brother Sima at now?

KP: The fifth level of Qi Refining, will break through in about half a month.

Romeo: Hehe, then I’m still number one.

Xiao Huohuo: Lao Luo, you are a Sima Wan! (Half brain)

Han Buli: May I ask Brother Sima what his plans are next?

Sima Wu: Just focus on your cultivation and don't go out. Come leave the camp with me tomorrow at noon.

Han Buli: What does Huang Jinxin say? How about I change back into Han Buli and show my face first, so that he won’t bother us later.

KP: Sima Wu thought about it and nodded slightly.

Sima Wu: ...That’s fine too.

KP: As he spoke, Sima Wu took out a piece of green jade from his arms and threw it to Han Buli.

Han Buli: What is this?

Sima Wu: This is the token I presented to Huang Jinxin when I commissioned him. If he intends to restrict your freedom at that time, you can show him this piece of jade and tell him that it is my, your client’s intention, to let you take action.

Han Buli: Okay, okay. I’ll take the jade pendant, sneak back to my own room, and resume my identity as Han Buli.

KP: So, just as Han Buli was about to sneak out of the house, Sima Wu called you.

Sima Wu: Wait, you want to leave like this?

Han Buli: Is there any problem?

KP: Sima Wu frowned.

Sima Wu: Of course there is a problem! Sima Wan's outfit is too conspicuous. It would be fine if it was late at night and no one was around, but now it's broad daylight and there are many people watching in the camp. If someone accidentally discovers your identity, all your efforts will be wasted!

Han Buli: (pinching nose) That means if I sneak now, there will be a negative compensation, right?

KP: Yes.

Han Buli: How do you say that?

Romeo: What else can I say? Old Han, just take off all your clothes in front of Brother Sima and leave after you complete your transformation.

Han Buli:?

KP: Han Buli was thinking about this when Sima Wu had already taken out a set of clothes from his Qiankun bag and threw it to Han Buli. Han Buli reached out to take it and found that it was a set of regular clothes of Chengtian Sect and a strange mask with the [Spirit Gathering Incarnation Talisman] on it.

Sima Wu: This is the identity I stole when I infiltrated the secret realm earlier—Inner Sect Disciple Situ Ka, sixth level Qi Refining. I barely socialize with anyone within the sect. If you go out in his persona, no one should mind.

Romeo: Wow, it’s the original battle suit worn by Sima Ge. Old Han, come and smell it to see if there is any sweaty smell!

Xiao Huohuo: Shouldn’t it be the smell of sweat?

Romeo: Nonono, after intense exercise, the sour smell of sweat locked in clothes is the essence of a beautiful girl's whole body.

Xiao Huohuo: ...

Joan of Arc: As expected of you.

Han Buli: But... after all this talk, doesn't this mean I should change my clothes right then and there? Byd dog KP is still taking revenge, right?

KP: (pinching nose) What do you mean by personal revenge? Isn’t this a very reasonable plot development?

Xiao Huohuo: Reasonable.

Romeo: In the Ganges.

Joan of Arc: It's in the Tay River.

KP: Got it, Han Buli? Make your choice! Either you try your willpower now and obediently take off your clothes. At worst, you'll pass out and get groped a few more times. Or you try your stealth skill at the extreme difficulty level. If you fail, Sima Wu will beat you to your knees and execute you right there! (Hands on hips)

Romeo: Quack! What a chattering!

Xiao Huohuo: KP, we love your teeth!

Joan of Arc: Fast forward to the moment when Sima Ge can no longer control himself and presses Buli under him!

Han Buli: ...You won, you bunch of Sima Wans.

Han Buli: Will, 11/35, success.

KP: Tsk.

Han Buli: Dice girl, it turns out you have always been with me! (Tears)

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KP: Then, knowing that what Sima Wu said was indeed reasonable, and considering the overall situation, Han Buli could only suppress his shame and quickly complete his disguise in front of Sima Wu.

Han Buli: I am not clean anymore... (covering face)

Xiao Huohuo: This is what a little virgin is like. He feels like the sky is falling if he is looked at just a few times.

Romeo: If this is not established, it would be lame.

Joan of Arc: KP, Brother Sima didn’t have any reaction when he saw Bu Li’s body?

KP: Han Buli made an observation.

Han Buli: Observation, 54/50, failure.

KP: So in Han Buli's opinion, Sima Wu was sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed practicing from beginning to end, and there was no special reaction, which made him feel a little relieved.

Jeanne: Damn it! Brother Sima must be already shy, if I don't establish you, you little deaf and blind FW! (Angry)

Han Buli: (annoyed)

KP: Okay, the disguise is complete, Han Buli, you can now go stealth.

Han Buli: Stealth, 18/80, success.

KP: Yes, then perhaps the previous commotion had made everyone in the camp aware that Sima Wan was "regaining her strength," so they all stayed away, unwilling to get involved. Han Buli, transformed into Situ Ka, easily returned to his room without being noticed. When he left the room again, Han Buli was already Han Buli himself.

Han Buli: My friends, the original leather is more comfortable to wear.

Joan of Arc: What a demon speaking.

Xiao Huohuo: Suddenly I realized that Situ Ka means stalker.

Han Buli: Damn!

KP: Han Buli, are you going to find Huang Jinxin now?

Han Buli: Go, go, go, take off this dog-skin plaster quickly, so as not to bother me again...

Romeo: Honeymoon with Sima Ge.

Han Buli: Honeymooning with Sima Ge... Ugh! Byd Lao Luo, stop making trouble!

Romeo: Hey~

KP: Well, then, Han Buli, you quickly found Huang Jinxin. As soon as Huang Jinxin saw you, his usually kind, round face suddenly darkened.

Huang Jinxin: Where the hell have you been, you little brat?! Didn't I tell you to follow me before you came in? You're really taking your life!

Han Buli: Brother Huang, calm down. It’s a rare opportunity for me to come to this secret realm, so I was just wandering around outside alone. Look, I’m back now.

Huang Jinxin: Tsk, you're lucky to be back. The monsters in the secret realm have been getting more and more aggressive these past few days, and you, a fourth-level Qi Refining cultivator, are barely enough to stop them. From now on, you stay inside and don't go anywhere. I'll keep a close eye on you, understand?

Han Buli: I took out my golden medal of immunity from death and told him loudly that you have no right to restrict my personal freedom.

KP: Huang Jinxin was stunned when he saw the green jade token in Han Buli's hand. After confirming it with his spiritual sense, his frown immediately relaxed.

Huang Jinxin: Haha, so that's how it is. Brother Han, why didn't you tell me about this earlier? I've been worrying for nothing. Okay, I won't bother you anymore. Brother Han, go wherever you want.

KP: After saying that, Huang Jinxin stopped talking and turned away happily, muttering that it was really nice to make this money.

Xiao Huohuo: It's so tense. It feels like the insurance company suddenly found out that the owner was fully responsible and didn't have to pay compensation.

Joan of Arc: That is indeed very comfortable.

Han Buli: Okay, the troublesome guy has been dealt with, I can go back and mess things up in peace.

KP: You continue to live stealthily.

Han Buli: Stealth, 59/80, success.

KP: So, after solving the hidden danger of Huang Jinxin, Han Buli sneaked back to Sima Wan's room again, pushed the door open, and found that Sima Wu had left his cultivation state, and had got a set of tea sets from somewhere and was making tea. The room was filled with the aroma of tea.

Sima Wu: Are you back? Is the problem solved?

Han Buli: I guarantee it will be solved, Brother Sima.

Sima Wu: Not bad, please sit down.

KP: Inviting Han Buli to sit down, Sima Wu picked up the teapot and poured a cup for Han Buli himself.

Han Buli: Wow, the treatment is so good?

Xiao Huohuo: After all the hardship comes happiness, Old Han.

Han Buli: My family members were moved to tears.

KP: Han Buli, pass the danger perception.

Han Buli:?

Romeo: After all the hardship comes happiness, but then it returns to bitterness again.

Joan of Arc: It’s hard to hold back.

Han Buli: No? Buddy!

KP: Okay, no more no, just get over it.