A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Grass.

KP: So, faced with this scene, Han Buli, a young virgin who had learned of Sima Wu's true form, couldn't help but feel tormented. Especially with Sima Wu's face against Su Xiaolian's, his already charming features now had a touch of coldness, making his aura even more pronounced. Han Buli couldn't breathe, couldn't raise his small flag. He clenched his fists, his body tensed, and silently chanted the Great Compassion Mantra, hoping this torturous transformation would pass quickly.

Han Buli: What happened to you, little virgin? (annoyed)

KP: Ridiculous, doesn't that make your reaction seem genuine? Then, when Sima Wu raised his hand to straighten Han Buli's clothes, Han Buli couldn't hold back when he felt those somewhat cold fingers sliding across his neck, and a hint of red slowly flowed from under his nose.

Sima Wu:?

Han Buli: Ahem... The air in this secret realm is dry and it makes me feel a bit hot. Please don't mind me, Brother Sima.

Xiao Huohuo: A little virgin cannot stand.

Romeo: A little virgin cannot stand.

Joan of Arc: A little virgin cannot stand.

Han Buli: (Angry)

KP: Then, regarding Han Buli's explanation that only made things more obvious, Sima Wu was silent for a moment and said uncertainly.

Sima Wu: Han Buli, you are not the one who has a relationship with Long Yang...

Han Buli: Damn!

Xiao Huohuo: Happy.

Joan of Arc: Music.

Romeo: In order to avoid revealing that you know Sima Ge's secret, Lao Han, you should admit that you have a relationship with Long Yang. (Hee)

Han Buli: I admit it, Niu Mo! I told Brother Sima that it was just because you look so good in women's clothing, and I... Shit, how should I put this?

Romeo: Just say that Brother Sima, your chicken hotpot is so delicious that it caused my brother to make a mistake accidentally.

Xiao Huohuo: Are we true brothers? (laughing)

Joan of Arc: Was it an accident? (laughing)

Han Buli: You win, you bunch of Sima Wan.jpg.

Xiao Huohuo: Byd is so rude? (half annoyed)

KP: So, looking at Han Buli's flushed face and hesitant words, Sima Wu sighed helplessly.

Sima Wu: I was just joking. How could you have such limited self-control? No wonder you got exposed before.

Xiao Huohuo: Le, what kind of big sister is teasing a little virgin?

Han Buli: Oh my god, why is Brother Sima so mean? (crying)

Sima Wu: Don't move! ...Okay, that's about it.

KP: Finally, after adjusting the last detail, Sima Wu took two steps back, looked at Han Buli again, nodded with satisfaction, and then a look of disgust appeared on his face.

Sima Wu: Yes, you are enough to make people feel uncomfortable just by looking at you. You are already a qualified Sima Wan.

Joan of Arc: It’s so hard to hold back. Sima Wan has really become a synonym for birth.

Sima Wu: Let’s go. Let’s hurry back to the camp and try to avoid other people along the way.

Han Buli: I understand.

KP: Everything was ready, and the two of them didn't delay any longer, heading back to the camp. When they were half a mile from the camp and could vaguely see figures moving ahead, Sima Wu quietly came to Han Buli's side and naturally put his arm around yours.

Han Buli: This, this is not good, right?

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, Brother Sima doesn’t even mind that you’re taking advantage of her, so why are you still being so shy, Old Han?

Romeo: So did Lao Han elbow Sima Ge in the chest? He definitely did!

Joan of Arc: Elbow, come with me into the house!

Han Buli: Damn it, could you guys please stop being so mean!

KP: Feeling Han Buli's resistance, Sima Wu frowned slightly, increased his strength, and completely controlled Han Buli's hand.

Sima Wu: (whispering) We are all men, what are you afraid of? Now is the critical moment. No matter how uncomfortable you are, you have to endure it, otherwise don’t blame me for being ruthless.

Han Buli:...It's so difficult for me.

KP: So, you just "snuggled" into the camp. When the other inner disciples saw you, they knew better than to disturb you. They only heard some small discussions.

Inner disciple Ding: After a fierce battle in the house this morning, and now fighting outside in the field, Sima Wan's physical strength is really impressive.

Inner disciple Wu: That’s right. It seems like they were still playing the woman-on-top position this morning. These rich families just have different interests.

Inner Disciple B: Hush, keep your voice down, don’t let anyone hear you.

Han Buli: ...

KP: Sima Wu didn't say anything, but just glanced at you silently, and his eyes seemed to say - you kid are having a lot of fun.

Han Buli: My family members are sweating profusely.

Joan of Arc: Music.

KP: Okay, Han Buli is lucky. Let’s see if he can get back to the house smoothly, or if he will encounter any accidents along the way.

Han Buli: Lucky, 82/70, failed.

Han Buli: No, buddy?

KP: So, just as Han Buli and the other two were about to meet, an inappropriate shout suddenly came from behind.

"Brother Sima! You're finally back! I've been looking for you for ages!"

Chapter 109: Diverting Trouble to Other Places (Day 45)

KP: Just as you, Han Buli, and Sima Wu were about to arrive at the stone house, a familiar voice suddenly rang out. You two were startled and turned around to see that the person coming was the fat Huang Jinxin.

Han Buli: No, what does Boss Huang want me to do?

KP: Amidst your doubts, Huang Jinxin had already trotted over to your side, wiping the sweat from his face with a golden silk handkerchief, his usual slick smile on his face. Meanwhile, the idle inner disciples around them pricked up their ears, ready to eat some melons.

Huang Jinxin: Brother Sima is really energetic. He takes Meiji out early in the morning and looks so cool and elegant. It's really enviable.

Han Buli: Well, if a man does not indulge in romance in his youth, Mr. Huang... cough! Brother Huang, why did you come to see me in such a hurry?

Huang Jinxin: Hmm? Why does Brother Sima sound a little hollow?

Han Buli: Ahem, let’s not talk about this.

KP: Upon hearing this, Huang Jinxin showed an expression of understanding.

Huang Jinxin: Haha, Brother Sima, you should exercise some restraint. It's not a big deal that I came to see you. I just wanted to ask you, Brother Sima, have you seen the Han family outer sect disciple who came to the secret realm with me this time? Why can't I find him all of a sudden?

Xiao Huohuo: Yes, why? (Confused)

Joan of Arc: Yeah, that's really weird. (Confused)

Romeo: Maybe he went on his honeymoon. (Convinced)

Han Buli: (half annoyed)

KP: Suddenly, Han Buli felt someone pinching his waist. He then realized that he had been silent for too long and quickly spoke.

Han Buli: Uh, this is indeed a bit strange... Ahem! What I mean is, I haven't seen that outer disciple, and I have urgent matters to attend to right now. Brother Huang, you should go ask someone else!

KP: However, in the face of Han Buli's very obvious farewell sentence, Huang Jinxin seemed not to understand and continued to stand in front of the two of them.

Huang Jinxin: Urgent matter? Haha, Brother Sima, what's the urgent matter? Why don't you tell me? Maybe I can help.

Han Buli: No? What are you going to do?

KP: Seeing that the atmosphere on the field seemed to be getting a little tense, the inner disciples who were just watching the show involuntarily took a step closer.

Han Buli: Was my luck just a failure? Not a big failure, right? Why do I feel like I'm going to die?

Xiao Huohuo: Don’t worry, he’s not dead.

KP: Huang Jinxin's inexplicable entanglement made the unprepared Han Buli sweat profusely. And at this critical moment, Sima Wu, who had been silent all the time, suddenly tugged gently at Han Buli's sleeve and then spoke softly.

Sima Wu: Master Wan, in front of so many people, let’s…let’s not talk about that matter…

KP: The soft and slightly tender tone, the delicate and shy expression, and the eyes were filled with embarrassment and pleading. For a moment, Han Buli was a little dazed and really thought that the person standing next to him was Amelia Su herself.

Romeo: Sima is so cute~?

Xiao Huohuo: Brother Sima, my Oscar-winning actress...

Jeanne: KP, if you don't give it to me, why don't you make another will judgment?

Han Buli:??? You want me dead?

KP: Forget it. I've almost gotten over the anger I felt after being beaten to my knees by Teacher Da D. I'm not going to torture him any more. (laughs)

Han Buli: Damn it, KP was just taking revenge on me before, right?

KP: In short, Sima Wu's superb acting skills made the surrounding onlookers suddenly realize what was going on.

Inner Disciple A: It seems that Sima Wan is in a hurry to go back to his room to fight again.

Inner Disciple B: Hiss...Haven't we already fought twice? How could Sima Wan be so resilient?

Inner Disciple C: Look at how obedient that beautiful girl is to him. This guy must have practiced some special technique and mastered the art of dual cultivation.

Inner disciple Ding: Only the rich families know how to have fun.

KP: Amidst the low-pitched discussions around him, Huang Jinxin looked somewhat embarrassed.

Han Buli: Then I told Huang Jinxin, since you already know what I'm going to do, just get out of the way! Don't spoil my fun!

Xiao Huohuo: Good! Very energetic! Very Sima Wan!

KP: However, even though Han Buli had said this, Huang Jinxin still had no intention of leaving. He just shook his head and walked forward, smiling bitterly.

Huang Jinxin: (whispering) Well, it's not that I meant to disturb you, Brother Sima, but someone happened to see that Han family kid running out of your room yesterday, and then he disappeared today. We've known each other for two years, and I know your temper, Brother Sima... Just tell me the truth about where this guy is. As long as he's still breathing, it's not a problem.

Xiao Huohuo: Hey, Boss Huang seems to be quite concerned about Old Han.

Han Buli: Indeed, why?

KP: Upon hearing this, Huang Jinxin sighed.

Huang Jinxin: Oh, forget it. If he were just an ordinary outer sect disciple, who would care about his life or death? But this time, the client seems to be quite influential. Even my network of contacts can't find his identity. If Han Buli is gone, I'm afraid that as a guarantor, I won't be able to explain myself after I get out.

Han Buli: ...

Sima Wu: ...

Joan of Arc: Le, the classic was boomeranged.

Xiao Huohuo: Boss Huang, you may not believe it, but the person you are looking for and your client are standing right in front of you.

Romeo: It's hard.

KP: So, Han Buli, how are you going to respond? By the way, if your answer reveals a flaw, you'll need to use a luck check.

Han Buli: Emmm... Since I said that before, if I change my words now, wouldn't that be like admitting guilt? No, I continued to tell Huang Jinxin that I really didn't know the whereabouts of the Han family kid. Maybe he was just out exploring.

KP: Upon hearing this, Huang Jinxin waved his hand. It was obvious that this was not the answer he wanted to hear.

Huang Jinxin: Brother Sima, you know that while my cultivation isn't impressive, I'm quite adept at reading people's expressions. When you were talking earlier, your eyes wandered, and your aura was unstable. You must be hiding something from me. Hey, Brother Sima, you're being generous. But I'm just a Han family member. Once I get out of this secret realm, I'll be at your mercy. Consider this a favor and let this little thing go.

Sima Wu: How bold! Is this the attitude you should have when talking to Young Master Wan?

KP: Facing Sima Wu's scolding, Huang Jinxin sneered.

Huang Jinxin: I'm talking to Brother Sima, so you, a maidservant, have no right to interrupt. Brother Sima, your maidservant's temper will probably cause trouble in the future. You must discipline her when you return.

Sima Wu: ...you!

Romeo: Talk about discipline.

Joan of Arc: It seems like Huang Jinxin is very familiar with Sima Wan. Old Han, you are in danger.

Han Buli: ...KP, if I don't give him an explanation, will Huang Jinxin keep pestering me?

KP: Yeah, man, yeah.

Han Buli: Damn! That's a real rip-off! No, I have to find a way to get back to the house first... Lao Xiao, stop slacking off in the camp, come help me!

Xiao Huohuo: Here I come.

KP: If you want to help, you can. Just be lucky.