A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Danger perception, 81/50, failed.

Han Buli: Damn!

KP: So, without any precautions or concerns, Han Buli drank the tea in one gulp. Then, everything went dark before his eyes, and he fell into a baby-like sleep.

Han Buli: No, why?

Romeo: Old Han, you are going to be kicked by Brother Sima.

Xiao Huohuo: Hurry up!

……

KP: Then, it was late at night.

KP: After a tiring day of exploration, the inner disciples were all meditating in their rooms, and the camp was completely silent.

KP: At this moment, in a stone house in the camp, Xiao Huohuo, who was lying on the bed and preparing to rest, suddenly heard a knock on the door.

Xiao Huohuo: No? Why did the scene cut to me?

KP: In the dead silence of the night, the knock on the door sounded again, neither fast nor slow, neither light nor heavy, like a precise machine. The knocking rhythm without any emotional fluctuations made people feel a little uneasy.

Xiao Huohuo: Who, who? (Scared)

KP: After hearing Xiao Huohuo's response, the knocking on the door stopped, and then a familiar voice was heard from outside the door.

???: I am Han Buli.

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There is a cover picture that my brother wants.

Chapter 111 Holmes Shaw (Day 45)

???: I'm Han Buli. Brother Xiao, please open the door.

KP: It was the middle of the night and everything was silent. Xiao Huohuo felt puzzled and a little weird when he heard a familiar voice suddenly coming from outside the door.

Joan of Arc: Xiao Huohuo, open the door. If you have the guts to snatch a man, then open the door!

Romeo: Don't look back, I won't stand.

Han Buli: No, kids, that's not me. (Sad)

Xiao Huohuo: I am afraid of those people. I need to have a sense of danger.

KP: You pass.

Xiao Huohuo: Danger perception, 43/30, failed.

KP: So, although I feel strange about this sudden late-night visit, it is indeed Han Buli's presence outside the door. After Xiao Huohuo pondered for a moment, he stood up and walked towards the door.

Xiao Huohuo: Quack! I don’t want to be killed by someone opening the door!

KP: Accompanied by a rough friction sound, Xiao Huohuo pushed open the door and saw the person outside. It was a young man who was slightly taller than him. He had an ordinary appearance but exuded the simple and honest air of the countryside. He was honest and simple, and it really looked like Han Buli.

Xiao Huohuo: Don’t panic, I’ll observe first!

Xiao Huohuo: Observation, 70/40, failure.

Xiao Huohuo: I have another inspiration!

Xiao Huohuo: Inspiration, 76/30, failure.

Xiao Huohuo: Can I pass it through an appraisal?

KP: What do you think?

Xiao Huohuo: I think it’s okay!

Xiao Huohuo: Appraisal, 40/20, failed.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!!! (Very loud)

Joan of Arc: I ran into Sima Ge visiting late at night. His disguise was as powerful as a monster and I couldn't see through him no matter how hard I tried.

Han Buli: Music.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, Old Han, what are you happy about?

Han Buli: (Pinching nose)

KP: So, seeing that the person in front of him was indeed Han Buli, Xiao Huohuo no longer had any doubts. After looking outside the house and seeing that there was no one else, he welcomed Han Buli into the house.

Xiao Huohuo: Brother Han, why are you looking for me so late at night?

KP: "Han Buli" smiled.

"Han Buli": It's nothing. I just stayed in this secret place for a long time and felt a little bored late at night, so I came to chat with you, Brother Xiao.

Xiao Huohuo: You seem to have crossed the line a bit.

KP: "Han Buli" found a place to sit in the house, and did not make any further movements. It seemed that he really just came to chat with Xiao Huohuo.

Xiao Huohuo: KP, can I ask him to leave? Just tell him I’m going to bed and we can talk tomorrow if there’s anything.

KP: Do you think this is something you would say in your current situation? If you want him to leave, I'm fine, but please put aside the information obtained from the super game and give me a sufficiently convincing reason based solely on Xiao Huohuo's perspective and the amount of information in the plot.

Xiao Huohuo: Wait, let me break this down for a moment... In the storyline, I was invited by Fang Yuan to a secret realm to search for the Resurrection Herb. Then, by chance, I ran into Han Buli, who was also there. We asked for a sound transmission talisman to keep each other safe, and then we went exploring the ruins. On the way back, I received a sound transmission from Old Han, unexpectedly learning that Sima Wan had been eliminated by Sima Wu. Then, on my return trip, Huang Jinxin pestered me about Han Buli's whereabouts... Hmm? Wait, KP, I should have known that Huang Jinxin was looking for me at Sima Wan's (Han Buli's) behest.

KP: Yes.

Xiao Huohuo: That is to say, in the plot, I first knew that Han Buli was suspected of possessing Sima Wan through some method, and then Sima Wu killed Sima Wan for revenge, and then another Sima Wan appeared in the camp, who was very clear about the relationship between Han Buli and me, even though I had never had any intersection with him?

KP: Yes.

Xiao Huohuo: Let me continue my analysis. Sima Wan has been dealt with, Han Buli has mysteriously disappeared, and Han Buli's previous actions were clearly directed by Sima Wu. Can I suspect that the Sima Wan seen during the day was actually Han Buli impersonating or controlling her?

KP: Yes. (Appreciation)

Xiao Huohuo: Then I will continue to draw inferences from one example! Since Sima Wu has a way to make Han Buli pretend to be someone else, then this Han Buli who looks a little weird in front of him might also be someone else pretending to be him?

Han Buli: Reasonable.

Romeo: Reasonable.

Joan of Arc: Reasonable.

KP: Although this step is a bit out of the ordinary, it's not a big problem. You can first pass the intelligence test.

Xiao Huohuo: Intelligence, 3/65, great success!

Xiao Huohuo: Resurrection! Alive!

Romeo: Handsome, handsome, handsome.

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, my Sherlock Holmes...

KP: 6. Since it is a great success, Xiao Huohuo doesn’t need to continue to rely on inspiration.

KP: So, Han Buli's sudden appearance at this time, coupled with the various suspicious events that had happened before, Xiao Huohuo seemed to have grasped something vaguely, and as the scenes in his mind flashed by, Xiao Huohuo suddenly had a flash of inspiration, realizing that after Sima Wan's accident, Sima Wu would definitely keep Han Buli firmly in his hands for the sake of safety. If that was the case, then the "Han Buli" who came to visit late at night was very likely a fake, or even Sima Wu himself!

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, next we should think about how to expose Brother Sima.

Romeo: Lao Xiao, let me teach you. You can pretend to be brothers greeting each other, put your arms around each other's shoulders, and then take the opportunity to touch Sima brother's breasts.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Jeanne: But what if Sima used the Soul Dream Pill to control Buli’s body? Then I can only touch Buli’s breasts.

Han Buli:?

Romeo: It's okay. Even if the body belongs to Lao Han, isn't the soul locked inside Sima Ge's? If it's touched, there will definitely be some reaction.

Jeanne: Seems... makes some sense? Hey, little brother, why don't you try it? (laughing)

Xiao Huohuo: I don't think so. (annoyed)

Han Buli: I don't think so. (annoyed)

Romeo: KP, a question suddenly occurred to me. Now that Brother Sima is possessed by Lao Han, if Lao Xiao rapes Lao Han, will it be considered as the one who is awesome, Brother Sima or Lao Han?

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc:?

KP:?

Romeo: Don’t you think this is a question worth further research?

Joan of Arc: ...To be honest, it is true.

KP: I rarely use the word "genius" to describe a pervert. How about we try making a sequel?

Xiao Huohuo: Anal with the Bull Demon! Damn, no anal sex!

Han Buli: You can stab me in the back with a knife, but never with a stick! (annoyed)

KP: Okay, then when Xiao Huohuo was thinking about how to confirm Han Buli's identity, "Han Buli" spoke first.

"Han Buli": Brother Xiao, how long have we known each other?

Xiao Huohuo: We met when I joined the sect, about a month and a half ago.

"Han Buli": Really? Time flies. I can still vividly remember the time when you, Romeo, and I fought against Sima Wu together. If I had the chance, I'd love to do it again. By the way, Brother Xiao, I heard that Sima Wan and Huang Jinxin had some trouble with you during the day. Is everything alright?

Joan of Arc: Le, it seems that Brother Sima is here to flatter me.

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, don't let it slip. I still have some money to take advantage of. (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: Don't worry, I have an idea... Although Lao Luo Chun was born, he did give me an idea.

Romeo: Hmm? Are you going to have anal sex?

Xiao Huohuo: (annoyed) No, I want to talk to "Han Buli". Hey! Let's not talk about unlucky things. Since we're talking about Sima Wu, why not talk about something more exciting!

KP: Seeing Xiao Huohuo took the initiative to take over the topic, "Han Buli" raised his eyebrows slightly and was also quite interested.

"Han Buli": Exciting things? What do you mean, Brother Xiao?

Xiao Huohuo: Hehe, what else could it be? Of course it’s Brother Han, how far has the relationship between you and Sima Wu developed?

"Han Buli":?

Han Buli:?

KP: "Han Buli" was stunned and frowned slightly.

"Han Buli": I... don't quite understand what you mean, Brother Xiao?

Xiao Huohuo: Hey, we're all family, Brother Han, why are you pretending? Everyone knows you're a man of many talents! Didn't you say it yourself back then? It was because you were attracted to this gloomy nobleman that you approached Sima Wu!

“Han Buli”:???

Han Buli: I’m Cnm!!!

Chapter 112: If you don’t stand up, you want a wife or not (Day45)

KP: Unexpectedly, Han Buli heard such "explosive" news from Xiao Huohuo's mouth. He stood there in a daze for a long time before he finally came to his senses and forced out an awkward smile.

"Han Buli": I...did I say anything like that? I don't remember it... Maybe you heard it wrong, Brother Xiao, or maybe I just said it as a joke and didn't mean it seriously.

Xiao Huohuo: Oh, at this point, Brother Han, why are you still hiding things? Your devotion to Sima Wu is obvious to all of us brothers... Huh? Brother Han, you're so dejected tonight. Could it be that Sima Wu is blind and hasn't realized your feelings for you in all this time, leaving you feeling dejected?

"Han Buli":?

Han Buli: Lao Xiao I Cnm! Did you hear that? Lao Xiao I Cnm!

Joan of Arc: Look, you're anxious again. (Laughs)

Xiao Huohuo: Hehe, I continued to add fuel to the fire, saying that Sima Wu is a descendant of a big family after all, so it’s normal for him to have high standards. Brother Han, you must not give up halfway. As the saying goes, sincerity can move mountains and open up new horizons. As long as you always hold on to the love for Sima Wu in your heart, I believe you will succeed one day!

"Han Buli": Love, love?!

Xiao Huohuo: Of course! Brother Han, have you forgotten? You once told me that, given the chance, you'd be willing to become Sima Wu's slave, serving him like a slave, willing only to be by his side forever. You also said that even if a naked woman shared your bed, you could remain calm and sleep peacefully, but if it were Sima Wu, even the slightest physical intimacy would make your nose bleed. If this isn't love, then what is?

"Han Buli":...!

Han Buli: Damn! KP, I want to report Xiao Chaoyou!

Xiao Huohuo: (pinching nose) It’s not super-swimming at all, I was just talking nonsense, it just happened to hit the mark.