A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Joan of Arc: She really did, I cried my heart out.

Romeo: Oh, my little sister Lian is going to be bullied by Old Han. (Sad)

Han Buli: Grass.

KP: Then, Han Buli stumbled over and told Su Xiaolian about the philosophical question of "Kill or Not to Kill" that had occurred earlier. After listening to the story, Su Xiaolian realized that she had walked through the gates of hell and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. She looked at Han Buli deeply.

Amelia Su: ...Thank you.

Xiao Huohuo: Favorability +1.

KP: Sima Wu continued speaking.

Sima Wu: While you can save your life, it won't be without cost. From now on, you will be in a coma until the secret realm is completely closed. I will place you in a safe area and leave you with enough resources and magical tools to protect yourself. As for whether you can successfully survive the year in the secret realm, it depends on your own luck.

Amelia Su:...Okay, I agree.

KP: Being able to serve Sima Wan, Su Xiaolian is naturally not an unreasonable person. After realizing that she had no extra choice, she nodded honestly.

Su Xiaolian: It's just... Xiaolian has a favor to ask. Sima Wan is dead, and I'm afraid the Su family will be implicated. Although Xiaolian doesn't know the identities of the two gentlemen, she can see that they are both kind-hearted people. If the two gentlemen can lend a hand to the Su family, Xiaolian will be grateful!

KP: Facing Amelia Su's request, Sima Wu did not answer, but nodded slightly, then snapped his fingers, the pill entered his mouth, and Amelia Su fainted again.

Han Buli: Wait a minute, KP, I have a question. According to Brother Sima’s plan, I still have to disguise myself as Sima Wan and return to the camp later, right?

KP: Yes.

Han Buli: Amelia Su is unconscious now. Do I have to carry her back?

KP: No, she's not going back to camp with you.

Han Buli: Huh? Why?

KP: After hearing Han Buli's question, Sima Wu said coldly.

Sima Wu: Before the secret realm is completely closed, Su Xiaolian is a dangerous hidden danger. There are many inner disciples in the camp, and she must not have the opportunity to come into contact with others!

Han Buli: Hmm... Brother Sima, can't you give her a blood oath? Anyway, there is no Lao Deng of the Sima family in this secret realm, so the blood oath is still very reliable.

KP: Sima Wu rolled his eyes at you.

Sima Wu: Su Xiaolian is cooperating now because she feels Sima Wan is dead and has no escape route. But in reality, Sima Wan is still alive, and Su Xiaolian still bears the blood oath she made with Sima Wan. If I were to impose another blood oath, and if those two oaths conflicted, and Su Xiaolian realized Sima Wan was still alive, do you think she would still choose to sit and wait for death?

Han Buli: ...Brother Sima, that's a good idea.

Joan of Arc: Your Sima brother is still your Sima brother.

Han Buli: But, there were many people in the camp watching me take Amelia Su out. After all, she was an outer disciple. If she just disappeared like that, it would attract some attention, right?

KP: When this topic was mentioned, Sima Wu seemed quite annoyed.

Sima Wu: Humph, you still dare to bring it up. After all, if you hadn't been seen through, how could things have become as troublesome as they are now?

Han Buli: I'm sorry, it's my fault. (He lowers his eyebrows and looks pleasing)

KP: Sima Wu took a deep breath.

Sima Wu: ...I have a solution to this problem. Please wait for me outside the valley.

Han Buli: Okay, I’ll get out of here right now.

KP: So, following Sima Wu's orders, Han Buli trotted out of Shengjue Valley. Gazing at the endless Gobi plains, Han Buli breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the hidden danger had finally been resolved. He sat on the ground and hummed a folk song from his hometown.

Han Buli: No, am I that low?

Xiao Huohuo: A country boy, a low-class guy.

Jeanne: So what did Sima-ge come up with? Curious.

Romeo: I don’t know. My heart has gone with my sister Xiaolian. Perhaps there will be no more sorrow or joy in this life.

Joan of Arc: Lower your head. (Pinch your nose)

Xiao Huohuo: Wait a minute, didn’t Brother Sima just tell you, Old Han, to wait for her outside the gate?

Han Buli: Hmm?

KP: So, after Han Buli waited for about ten minutes, footsteps gradually came from the valley tunnel behind him.

Xiao Huohuo: Could it be that...!

Han Buli: No, no way?

KP: Han Buli turned around and looked at the person coming from behind. It was a young girl in a Taoist dress with a delicate face and a slim figure. Yes, although Han Buli couldn't understand it for a moment, it really looked like Amelia Su.

Han Buli: Is it really Amelia Su?

Jeanne: Brother Sima used the Soul Dream Pill to control Amelia Su?

KP: Han Buli, please observe.

Han Buli: Observation, 20/50, success.

KP: Then, after Han Buli's repeated careful observation, he still found some clues - although the person in front of him was no different from Su Xiaolian in appearance and aura, the curvature of a certain part seemed to be slightly inferior. In addition, although there was a Dao covering it up, judging from his walking posture, this person's body proportions seemed to be better than Su Xiaolian's.

Han Buli: Holy crap, is this the real Sima Brother?!

Romeo: Great!

Chapter 108 She smells so good (Day 45)

Xiao Huohuo: That’s it! This is the teeth I want to see!

Joan of Arc: I have to start eating right now!

Han Buli: No eating!

KP: After repeated confirmation, Han Buli was almost certain that the Su Xiaolian before him was actually Sima Wu in disguise. Of course, this was a very subtle difference. If Han Buli hadn't noticed the flaw in Sima Wu's words beforehand and hadn't observed him carefully, he probably wouldn't have had any doubts about the identity of the person before him.

KP: Seeing Han Buli looking at her three times left and three times right, "Su Xiaolian" raised her eyebrows slightly, and a sneer appeared at the corner of her mouth.

Sima Wu: Did you recognize me?

Han Buli: Well, Brother Sima, your disguise skills are perfect and really amazing.

Sima Wu: Does it look good?

Han Buli:?

Sima Wu: I asked you if it looks good?

Han Buli:……?

Xiao Huohuo: Le, you start with a fatal question.

Han Buli: No, what does Sima-ge mean? (Scared)

Romeo: Lao Han, she is seducing you.

Joan of Arc: Indeed, the kind where you die once you take the bait.

Han Buli: Can I remain silent?

KP: I don’t care about your business. Hurry up and choose one, whether it looks good or not.

Han Buli: Then... it looks good?

Sima Wu: (sneers) Looks good, doesn’t it? Well, after you get out of the secret realm, wear this outfit and walk around the mountain gate square a couple of times, so I can see if it looks good.

Han Buli:???

Xiao Huohuo: Happy.

Han Buli: I was wrong. Can I change it to something ugly?

Sima Wu: (sneers) Then keep your eyes still. If you keep staring at things you shouldn’t be looking at, I’ll gouge your eyeballs out!

Han Buli: ...(numb)

Romeo: My uncle is one of those invulnerable people.

Joan of Arc: I can’t laugh anymore.

Han Buli: Forget it, I’d better change the subject... Brother Sima, how did you come up with the idea of ​​disguising yourself as Amelia Su?

KP: Upon hearing this, Sima Wu rolled his eyes at you in annoyance.

Sima Wu: Humph, if this [Spirit Gathering Incarnation Talisman] could only disguise one's appearance and spiritual realm, but could not change one's height and body shape, I would have disguised myself as Sima Wan and let you play the role of Su Xiaolian.

Han Buli: Huh? (wipes sweat)

Joan of Arc: You're right, you're right, it's really appropriate for Buli and Sima Ge to exchange disguises.

Xiao Huohuo: So this [Spirit Gathering Incarnation Talisman] is actually just a high-end disguise? Then I can just go find Lao Luo and be done with it.

Romeo: Correct.

Joan of Arc: I feel like it's not as effective as Polyjuice Potion. You better keep working hard to conquer Snaeb, little brother.

Xiao Huohuo: (pinches nose)

Sima Wu: By the way, this is for you.

KP: Sima Wu took out a Qiankun bag from his arms and threw it to Han Buli.

Han Buli: What is this?

Sima Wu: This is Su Xiaolian’s Qiankun bag. I have already dealt with the things that were in the way. You can keep the rest for yourself.

Han Buli obtains 1000 Spirit Stones. (Including the previous 700)

Han Buli obtains 3 Guiyuan Pills. (Restores 30% HPMP)

Han Buli obtained 3 Qi-nourishing Pills.

Han Buli obtained 1 Spirit Gathering Pill.

Han Buli: Tears in my eyes.

Xiao Huohuo: Tears in my eyes.

Romeo: Tears.

Joan of Arc: Mom is so nice.

Sima Wu: Why are you crying?

Han Buli: It’s nothing, I just think that Brother Sima, you are dressing up as a woman... Oh no, a man dressed up as a woman, which is too much of a sacrifice.

Sima Wu: Those who achieve great things don't care about trivial matters. As long as the goal is achieved, a little disguise is nothing. And with just over a day left until the end of the secret realm, we absolutely cannot afford to make any more mistakes. To be on the safe side, I'll stay by your side for the rest of the time. Su Xiaolian's identity is just right.

Han Buli: Okay, with you here, Brother Sima, I can relax and do my homework.

Xiao Huohuo: Promising. (Pinching nose)

Han Buli: Those who achieve great things do not care about trivial matters. As long as you can save your life, what does a little slacking off mean?

Romeo: 6.

KP: So, looking at the "well-behaved and sensible" Han Buli, Sima Wu's eyes softened a little.

Sima Wu: After being delayed for so long, it’s time to return to the camp... But before that, Han Buli, is this how you disguised yourself as Sima Wan?

Han Buli: What?

KP: After looking Han Buli up and down, Sima Wu shook his head with a dissatisfied look.

Sima Wu: He has a hunched back and stretched shoulders, dodging glances, light steps, shifty eyes, and is either a traitor or a thief.

Xiao Huohuo: That’s very vulgar.

Han Buli: (half annoyed)

Sima Wu: Hold your head high, chest out, look a little cocky, grin a little wider, and spread your legs a little wider! Remember, you are Sima Wan now, not Han Buli, so act a bit like a dandy!

KP: As he spoke, Sima Wu raised his hand and patted Han Buli's body to correct him. Han Buli was like a puppet, being "toyed" in Sima Wu's hands. At such close range, Han Buli could occasionally see a small piece of snow-white skin through the cuffs of his shirt. He could also smell a light, fresh fragrance, somewhat like lilac after rain. He couldn't tell whether it was Sima Wu's own natural scent or the effect of the talisman disguise, but it was very tempting.

Jeanne: Brother Sima smells so good. (drooling)

Romeo: Please, KP, please write 500 more words. Lao Han can do anything.

Han Buli:?

KP: Han Buli, please have a will.

Han Buli: Willpower, 97/100, almost failed.