A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Xiao Huohuo: If you ask me, Old Han, you and Brother Sima might as well wait for Su Xiaolian to wake up and ask for her opinion. If there is really no other way but to kill her, you can also ask about her last wishes. It will give you an explanation to both yourself and others.

Han Buli: It’s not impossible. I’ll pass this message on to Brother Sima.

Joan of Arc: Music.

KP: Han Buli has used the rhetoric, and because his words make sense, I will give you an additional judgment of 40.

Han Buli: Salesmanship, 94/50, failed.

Han Buli: Not a buddy? I've already built up the atmosphere, but isn't that a bit impolite? (annoyed)

KP: This is a role-playing group!

Sima Wu: Han Buli... I really don't know whether to call you naive or foolish. Do you wish to be the lone innocent fool in this turbid world? The terror of inner demons is undeniable! But have you ever considered why everyone avoids them, yet everyone possesses them? Because in this world, there's often no choice! If you don't kill, someone else will. Only by being ruthless can you survive in this world of immortal cultivation, where the strong prey on the weak!

Han Buli: Tsk, I understand the principle, but I want to achieve all the achievements. (half annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: Le, Old Han, why don’t you try bribing KP.

Han Buli: Don’t worry, we still have Yudi, let’s play with him (KP) for a while.

KP: (half annoyed) Humph, then facing the "stubborn" Han Buli, Sima Wu finally lost his patience, green light suddenly appeared on his fingertips, and his tone became more sinister.

Sima Wu: Good, very good! ...You want the best of both worlds, so I'll give you ten breaths. If you still don't move after ten breaths, I'll kill you and her too!

Joan of Arc: What a feeling of déjà vu of a wife catching her husband and beheading his mistress. (Music)

Romeo: It's very chewy! It's full of red bean paste!

Xiao Huohuo: Old Han, will you win?

Han Buli: Don't panic, we will win! ...I think it's time to bring out my secret weapon!

KP: Secret weapon?

Han Buli: That’s right, KP. You know, there are actually limits to players’ thinking.

KP:?

Han Buli: I learned one thing from my short career in role-playing games: the more players think about ways to break the deadlock, the more likely they are to fall into a deadlock due to the limitations of rules and vision.

KP: (Frowning) Han Buli, what do you want to say?

Han Buli: What I want to say is... I've given up on thinking for myself, KP! DeepSeek, launch!

DeepSeek: Hi! I'm DeepSeek. I can help you search, answer questions, and write. Please give me your tasks.

KP: ???

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!

Romeo: Damn!

Joan of Arc: Damn!

Han Buli: Deeply consider and confirm! Search online to confirm! Question input: [In the world of immortal cultivation, my friend and I killed an enemy, but were accidentally discovered. We don't want to kill innocent people, but if the witness falls into the hands of the enemy, they have a way to make the witness reveal all the information. What should we do to ensure the safety of ourselves and the witness?! Please, Teacher Da D, please guide me!]

Chapter 107 Substitute Literature (Day 45)

KP: ...I'm really impressed, damn, Teacher Da D! Is this something a Qi Refining cultivator like you can access?!

Han Buli: (pinching nose) You may not believe this, KP, but I just suddenly awakened to an amazing perception under high pressure. An immortal named the Great Emperor (D) told me the way to break the impasse, which was really enlightening to me!

Joan of Arc: In the world view of cultivating immortals, it is reasonable to have an emperor.

Xiao Huohuo: If my son does not ascend to the throne, he has the potential to be an emperor!

KP: Where the hell did this emperor come from?! Anyway, you are not allowed to awaken! You have inspired me! (Shocking sound)

Romeo: Look, he's in a hurry again.

Xiao Huohuo: To be honest, KP, you used to use Teacher Da D to learn magic techniques.

KP: …

Joan of Arc: You, the KP, can use it, but we, the players, can't? Double standards for KP are evident!

KP:... (half annoyed)

Han Buli: (whispering) KP, you don’t want the fact that you secretly had a simulated love affair with Teacher Da D to be made public, right?

KP: ??????

Han Buli: It’s okay, it’s okay. I know KP, you are definitely looking for inspiration to write a love story, right? I can understand that, but I wonder if others can understand it... hehe.

KP: (gritting teeth) ...This is just one time, never again!

Han Buli: Hehehe, let me see what solutions the Great Emperor teacher has given me to break the impasse!

Xiao Huohuo: Come on, come on, go one by one.

Han Buli: First Pass, we won’t brainwash you, and the blood oath is useless.

Joan of Arc: What about the second one? Spreading a mixture of truth and falsehood, claiming the enemy's death was the result of an internal power struggle, or shifting the blame to a third hostile force.

Romeo: To drive away the wolf and devour the tiger, it just so happens that Old Han is from the Han family this time, so let the Han family fight with the Sima family. I want to see Sister Ning'er and Sister Sima fighting.

Xiao Huohuo: No, Old Han is using my name, so don't blame my Xiao family for that. (Half annoyed)

Joan of Arc: Music.

Xiao Huohuo: You are not allowed to laugh!

Han Buli: Let's look at the next one. Open a temporary cave to imprison the witness, regularly resupply resources, and temporarily avoid the limelight. To be honest, I think this might be the correct answer.

Xiao Huohuo: How do you mean?

Han Buli: Look at KP’s expression.

KP: ... (stiff)

Joan of Arc: Okay, okay, it’s just realistic observation, right?

Xiao Huohuo: In other words, we have to hide Amelia Su in a place where the Sima family can’t find her.

Han Buli: Indeed, after all, Brother Sima killed Su Xiaolian, essentially because he wanted to "hide" her.

ROMEO: Refrigerate.

Xiao Huohuo: ...It's so cold.

Han Buli: Does Chengtian Sect have a secret room? Or should we just let Brother Sima hide Su Xiaolian in his cave? No... If it were feasible, Brother Sima would have thought of it. (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: (Thinking) Hmm...

Joan of Arc: No, haven’t you thought of the answer yet?

Xiao Huohuo: You naughty sister, don’t talk like you’ve already thought of it.

Joan of Arc: I think I should have thought of it.

Xiao Huohuo:Ah?

Zhend: (pinching nose) Is this secret realm not okay? It only opens once a year, and those who have established their foundation cannot enter. When the secret realm closes and Amelia Su is left inside, then Lao Deng of the Sima family will have no choice but to stare blankly from the outside.

Xiao Huohuo: Ah, this... seems to be okay?

Han Buli: KP, is this the correct answer?

KP: ...is the correct answer.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, it’s true.

Joan of Arc: Trash, stinky little brother, trash.

KP: I've already told you, the method is very simple. Only you, a bunch of troublemakers, can't figure it out.

Joan of Arc: This group will disband without me.jpg.

Han Buli: No, mainly because I didn't expect that there could be people hiding in the secret realm. My impression of the secret realm is similar to a poison circle. If you can't get out within the specified time, you're basically doomed. (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: It's a stereotype, yes. But is it really okay to let Amelia Su stay in the secret realm alone for a year?

Jeanne: This is a Qi Refining-level secret realm, and there's a safe zone, so I don't think it's a big deal. It's definitely better than dying straight away.

Xiao Huohuo: Indeed.

Romeo: Regret! I regret it so much! If I had known earlier, I would have come to the secret realm. I would have spent a year's honeymoon with Xiaolian. We would be the Adam and Eve of this secret realm!

Xiao Huohuo: Then we'll come in and hold your baby the next year, right? (Pinching nose)

Joan of Arc: Died of laughter.

Han Buli: OK, thank you brothers and sisters for your advice. I will tell Brother Sima about this method!

KP: I'm a little angry! ...First it was Teacher Da D, then it was the Super Game discussion. Han Buli, at least give me an intelligence score, otherwise my blood pressure will be hard to lower!

Han Buli: Walking slowly and talking nonsense.

Han Buli: Intelligence, 70/75, success.

KP: (half annoyed) Then, at the last moment of ten breaths, just when Sima Wu was about to make a move, Han Buli finally gave "his" answer.

Sima Wu: Leaving Amelia Su in the secret realm, what are you talking about... huh?

KP: Sima Wu was about to refute, but was suddenly stunned. Obviously, the stereotype that secret realm = dangerous place also created a blind spot in her thinking.

Han Buli: Brother Sima, is this method feasible?

KP: Sima Wu frowned and thought for a moment, then nodded slightly.

Sima Wu: ...It's feasible. If she stays in the secret realm, she can still be declared dead. And after the secret realm is closed, even the Sima family won't be able to enter and investigate.

Han Buli: Okay, okay!

KP: Looking at Han Buli who was cheering in front of him, Sima Wu pursed his lips with a complicated look in his eyes.

Sima Wu: I didn’t expect that you actually came up with a solution... Well done.

Han Buli: Hehe, Brother Sima, you are too kind. This is what I should do. I can’t just take spirit stones and do nothing.

Sima Wu: Humph.

KP: Sima Wu snorted noncommittally, then raised his hand and shot out a stream of green spiritual energy. The spiritual energy flashed past Han Buli's eyes and instantly penetrated into the body of Su Xiaolian behind him.

Han Buli: What’s this, Brother Sima?

Sima Wu: After working so hard for so long, you have to let people know what you have done.

KP: Sima Wu's words had just fallen when there was a movement behind Han Buli. Su Xiaolian let out a light hum and slowly woke up.

Amelia Su: I...how could this be? Where is this place? You are...Xiao Huohuo!

Sima Wu: Xiao Huohuo?

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!

Han Buli: Damn! I quickly told Amelia Su that I was actually Han Buli. I used a pseudonym before. Big sister, please stop talking nonsense!

KP: Well, Sima Wu looked at you with some suspicion, but didn't say much.

Amelia Su: Han Buli? No, no! I won't believe your lies anymore! What on earth do you want? ...And Young Master Wan, where did you hide him?!

Sima Wu: Sima Wan is dead.

Amelia Su:!

KP: Su Xiaolian was stunned when she heard this shocking news. Then she turned to look at Han Buli beside her, as if she wanted to confirm something.

Han Buli:Nod.jpg.

Amelia Su: Master Wan is dead... Master Wan is dead? You killed Master Wan?

KP: Seeing Sima Wu acquiesce to his words. After being stunned for a moment, Su Xiaolian couldn't help but show a complex expression on her face, including joy, fear, uneasiness, and relief.

KP: But soon, Su Xiaolian realized something and her expression became calm. She looked up at Sima Wu again.

Amelia Su: So, you are telling me this now... does it mean that I am going to die too?

Sima Wu: Humph, that’s how it is.

Amelia Su: Originally?

Sima Wu: Han Buli, tell her about the good things you have done.

Xiao Huohuo: Wow wow, Brother Sima is not even willing to take Lao Han’s favorability.