A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: But Jeanne, you overlooked one point. These outer disciples with no background probably don't have many spirit stones.

Joan of Arc: It’s okay, it’s about small profits but quick turnover. I’ll accumulate the initial capital first, and then I’ll be my own boss. I’ll hire more people to work, set up an assembly line, and make the business bigger and stronger!

Xiao Huohuo: Gathering Spirit Pavilion & Hundred Refining Cave: It’s broken, they’re coming for me!

KP: Byd, you still dare to become big and powerful? If your master knows you are doing this, he will kill you before you even start.

Joan of Arc: (Obediently) It's okay, Master Xu won't find out. After all, I'm just refining equipment honestly in the Hundred Refining Cave, and then giving the refined equipment to others.

KP: Who would you like to give it to?

Joan of Arc: Romeo!

KP:?

Romeo: In other words, it’s my turn as the ultimate salesperson to take the stage!

KP: ? ?

Romeo: I transformed into a super succubus, and intensively cosplayed Xiaonan sister, Ning'er sister, Zhu Xuan sister, Shihui sister, and Sima sister 24 hours a day to live broadcast and sell goods in Shanmen Square. For the first order, I would give them marginal benefits, and for repurchase and group order, I would give them intimate underwear. There would be more purchases and more gifts, and hundreds of billions of subsidies and other surprises, which would surely make them unable to stop!

KP: ???

Joan of Arc: Take it, KP, this is our exciting combo!

Han Buli: That's awesome. With your rhetoric + cross-dressing + charm, Lao Luo you are invincible.

Xiao Huohuo: Powerful, powerful, powerful! Lao Luo, you're a natural at this... No! You were born to be this skilled! Once I learn how to refine medicine, I'll leave the sales of the pills to you!

Romeo: Roar, roar!

Han Buli: The way to make money is right here. (Profound meaning)

KP: Okay, okay, you're going to do this for me, right? Wait for me, you guys just wait for me—! (Tiger-style broken voice)

Joan of Arc: KP, don’t be anxious. I haven’t learned how to refine equipment yet, and I haven’t even started my sales plan.

Romeo: That’s right, I’m still busy leveling up.

KP: Let’s not talk about the level… Never mind. Anyway, you can do whatever you want, but don’t go too far. Otherwise, if you touch someone else’s cake, don’t blame me for being ruthless.

Joan of Arc: Don't worry, don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

KP: You better be. (Pinches nose)

Han Buli: Come on, Joan of Arc, get rich soon, then I won't have to work like a slave under Sima.

Joan of Arc: That's not possible. I will only let you earn more gold coins under Sima Ge's command.

Han Buli: Born!

KP: Okay, now that you four have decided on your actions, let's start dicing, starting with Xiao Huohuo.

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, I’ll go!

KP: Just a reminder, since Xiao Huohuo has been looking for Fang Yuan all day today, your training time will be one day less.

Xiao Huohuo: Grass.

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萧火火（Day34）:炼气，【1d30:17】*1.2（炼气四层89％）

萧火火（Day35）:修炼仙术，【1d20:6】*1.2，【1d10:1】（炼气四层96％）（烈焰焚步92％）

萧火火（Day36）:修炼仙术，【1d20:4】*1.2，【1d10:8】（炼气四层100％）（烈焰焚步100％）

Xiao Huohuo: Hehe, I just need a Spirit Gathering Pill. (Sticks out tongue)

Joan of Arc: What a waste!

Xiao Huohuo: Breakthrough to the fifth level of Qi Refining, 62/40, failed. (Spiritual Qi value: 100% → 96%)

Xiao Huohuo: (annoyed)

萧火火（Day37）:修炼仙术，【1d20:9】*1.2，【1d10:8】（炼气四层100％）（焚诀96％）

Xiao Huohuo: Take another Soul Gathering Pill, it's still not enough! (annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: Breakthrough to the fifth level of Qi Refining, 73/40, failed. (Spiritual Qi value: 100% → 90%)

Joan of Arc: You stinky brother, spit out the Spirit Gathering Pill!

Xiao Huohuo: Humph, humahh ...

萧火火（Day38）:修炼仙术，【1d20:11】*1.2，【1d10:5】（炼气四层100％）（焚诀100％）

Xiao Huohuo: First I maxed out the Burning Steps, now I maxed out the Burning Techniques, then I'll practice Ji Lie Dou, and when Ji Lie Dou is maxed out again, I have no more skills to practice. (Claps hands)

Han Buli: Fan Zhixiao, stop nursing and play dice.

Xiao Huohuo: Quack! Dice lady, save my teeth!

Xiao Huohuo: Breakthrough to the fifth level of Qi Refining, 6/20, success!

萧火火HP:35＋【1d9:5】＝40。

萧火火MP:27＋【1d9:8】＝35。

Han Buli:6.

Romeo: 6.

Joan of Arc: 6.

Xiao Huohuo: No, this Spirit Gathering Pill is really a fake medicine?

Han Buli: There are 4 days left. Does Lao Xiao have a chance to reach the 6th level?

Xiao Huohuo: No, the temporary patch of the dog KP only gives me [1d20] spiritual energy value a day at the fifth level of Qi Refining. Even if I restore it to the maximum value, it will only be 96%... unless I take the Qi Nourishing Pill.

Joan of Arc: You stinky little brother, don’t squander our money!

Xiao Huohuo: Tsk, then don't knock. (Pinching nose)

萧火火（Day39～43）:炼气，【4d20:19，10，20，6】*1.2（炼气五层66％）

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, I'm done.

Chapter 85: Poor Family, Unable to Continue (Day 33)

KP: Okay, Han Buli's turn is next. You have 4 actions left today, so you can start training.

Han Buli: KP, can I go to Sima Ge's cave to practice? The spiritual energy concentration there is higher.

KP: You've had a hard time.

Han Buli: Lucky, 96/70, failed.

Han Buli: Hiss...

Xiao Huohuo: Let you have good luck in difficult times, not bad luck in difficult times. (Music)

KP: Recalling the unbearable "encounter" before, Han Buli shuddered and gave up the idea of ​​going to the cave again.

Han Buli: Okay, then I'll just take some Qi-nourishing Pills to get by.

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韩不立（Day33）:炼气【1d30:17】*0.8（炼气四层13％）

韩不立（Day34）:炼气【1d30:3】*1.2（炼气四层16％）

Han Buli: Damn, my Qi-nourishing Pill!

Xiao Huohuo: Classic elixirs are given for free.

韩不立（Day35）:炼气【1d30:12】*1.2（炼气四层30％）

韩不立（Day36）:炼气【1d30:9】*1.2（炼气四层40％）

Romeo: Old Han, the medicine you stole from Brother Sima must be fake.

Han Buli: Then why don’t I try it first?

韩不立（Day37）:炼气【1d30:22】（炼气四层62％）

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc: No, is this medicine really so fake?

Xiao Huohuo: They are guaranteed to be fake, so I will bear all the fake medicines. It will be bad for your cultivation if you take too much.

Joan of Arc: Go ahead and crawl. (annoyed)

韩不立（Day38）:炼气【1d30:28】（炼气四层90％）

韩不立（Day39）:炼气【1d30:11】（炼气四层100％）

Han Buli: OK, it’s time to start the breakthrough. I’ll make a Spirit Gathering Pill first.

Han Buli: Breakthrough to the fifth level of Qi Refining, 4640, failed. (Qi Refining fourth level 100% → 95%)

Han Buli: Something is wrong. Why is it so dark today?

Xiao Huohuo: Old Han, listen to my advice, don't take it. These medicines are fake, they are just sugar pills mixed with iced black tea.

Han Buli: (Pinching nose)

KP: Han Buli, what do you say? Continue to refine your Qi and break through?

Han Buli: No rush, I'll go to the second floor of the Sutra Library to learn some new magic. The competition is over, and there's no need to continue practicing the Wood Spirit Curse.

Joan of Arc: The art of cooking the wood after the rabbit dies.

KP: Yes, please state your demands.

Han Buli: Well, let me think... Is there any magic that can be released like a landmine, with a delayed explosion, which will not affect my ability to continue dodging?

KP:?

Romeo: Bubble Hall?

Xiao Huohuo: Bubble Hall grass.

Han Buli: So does KP have such magic?

KP: No, according to your description, this thing should be a prop or a magic weapon.

Han Buli: Okay, then KP, please give me a wood-type magic spell, the higher the damage the better.

KP: Okay, you're well-read and lucky.

Han Buli: Reading, 12/20, success.

Lucky, 14/70, successful.

Han Buli: Huh? Looks like I've unlocked a high-level magic technique?

Xiao Huohuo: You bastard!

Joan of Arc: You bastard!

Romeo: You little dog!

Han Buli:???

KP: It's true. After a careful search word by word, Han Buli, you were lucky enough to find a scroll of magic called [Soul-Release Curse].

[Soul-Release Spell] A long-range magic spell that consumes all remaining MP and releases a powerful attack, causing wood attribute damage equal to ([1d5] + consumed MP) to the enemy.

Han Buli: Ah, this...

Xiao Huohuo: Hmm? It seems to be the same type of magic as my Burning Technique. (Dio in Dio)

Jeanne: Tsk, tsk, tsk, one close range, one ranged, one drains health, one drains mana. I can't tell what kind of people you two are...

Romeo: Red and blue have always been a good couple, am I right?

Xiao Huohuo: No knocking!

Han Buli: Actually, there are some differences. Lao Xiao's Burning Technique has no damage cap, and theoretically can be stacked to infinity with healing methods. However, for this [Soul Release Curse], the MP cap is the same as the damage cap. The advantage is that MP can be quickly restored with Spirit Stones, so it activates much faster than the Burning Technique, and the sustained damage is also strong... but it's a damn expensive skill!

Joan of Arc: I'll give it a go. (Music)

Romeo: Players who spend money say yes. (Music)