A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Sima Wu: It's not particularly dangerous. In ten days, a secret realm will open in the Northern Territory. The sect has already issued a mission, allowing disciples to explore it. You can go and join in when the time comes.

Han Buli:Ah?

Xiao Huohuo:Oh?

Jeanne: Wait, what about the little exploration event we were supposed to have? Why are we forming a team now?

KP: But that day I suddenly had a new idea.jpg.

Xiao Huohuo: Come on, come on, Lao Han, go one. (Raises his hand)

Han Buli: Let's go! (High five)

Joan of Arc: I'm isolated! (crying)

Romeo: And me, it feels like Jeanne and I are like those left-behind children whose parents work away from home... huh? I'm suddenly starting to get a little attached to Xiao and Lao Han. What's going on?

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli:?

Joan of Arc:?

Romeo: Lao Xiao, do you want to be a capable father or a capable mother?

Xiao Huohuo: I’ll be the Bull Demon!

KP: Be normal, I'm scared.

Han Buli: Oh right, I have to ask Brother Sima, aren't only inner disciples allowed to explore the secret realm? How can I, an outer disciple, get there?

Sima Wu: You don't have to worry about this. I have already made arrangements. Ten days later, you can go directly to the central hall to find an inner disciple named Huang Jinxin. He will take you to the secret realm.

Joan of Arc: Huang Jinxin? This name sounds like it means someone is very rich. If you don't, remember to make some quick money.

Han Buli: Of course. But isn't Brother Sima also an inner sect disciple? Why doesn't he just take me there?

Sima Wu: I have my own arrangements.

Han Buli: Okay.

Jeanne: So this is the mission Sima-ge is talking about? Isn't this just some employee benefit? (annoyed)

KP: I know you are anxious, but please wait.

KP: So, after briefly explaining a few things to Han Buli, Sima Wu took out a small cloth bag embroidered with gold and threw it to Han Buli.

Han Buli: What is this?

Sima Wu: This is a low-grade Qiankun bag, containing 300 spirit stones, 5 Qi-nourishing pills, 1 Spirit-Gathering pill, and a low-grade magical instrument. As I said, you won't be missing out on anything that an inner disciple has. During this time, cultivate diligently and prepare for the upcoming exploration of the secret realm.

Xiao Huohuo: Dad! Oh no, Mom!

Romeo: A Valentine's Day gift that made all the boys cry.

Joan of Arc: Brother Sima, please send me off. I will cry too!

Han Buli: My family members are moved to tears. Where can we find such a good boss? So can I know what that low-grade magic weapon is?

KP: Don't worry, wait until you get back and take a look. In short, you will soon find that in the Qiankun bag Sima Wu gave you, in addition to spiritual stones, elixirs and magic tools, there are also three colored brocade bags: red, white and black.

Han Buli: Hmm?

KP: Noticing the change in your expression, Sima Wu smiled coldly and revealed his real purpose.

Sima Wu: See the three brocade bags in the Qiankun bag? These are the tasks I've assigned you for this trip to the secret realm. Don't open them yet. Once you reach the secret realm, find a deserted place and open the red brocade bag. You'll know what to do next.

Xiao Huohuo: Le, why is Brother Sima playing this trick again?

Han Buli: Suddenly, the Qiankun bag in my hand doesn't smell as good anymore. (Sad)

Joan of Arc: Hehe, I give you so much money for free, just work hard.

Xiao Huohuo: Don’t panic, Old Han, I’ll be here for you when the time comes.

Han Buli: Okay, then I will thank the Lord for his grace and prepare to take my leave.

Sima Wu: Come on, why did you come to see me today?

Han Buli: Damn, I almost forgot about the important matter. I'll quickly ask Brother Sima if he knows any master who makes talismans. I want to unlock a secondary profession.

KP: After hearing what you said, Sima Wu frowned slightly.

Sima Wu: Making talismans?

Han Buli: Yes, Brother Sima, I actually think I am quite clever and have a talent for drawing talismans and making scrolls. If I can learn it, it will be of greater use to you in the future, Brother Sima.

Sima Wu: ...

KP: Han Buli, please observe.

Han Buli: Observation, 17/50, success.

Han Buli: It’s stable.

KP: Then, after a somewhat abrupt silence, Han Buli keenly discovered that just after you finished speaking, Sima Wu's already gloomy eyes had a bit of coldness for some reason.

Han Buli:?

Xiao Huohuo: Thump thump thump.

Sima Wu: Han Buli, come here.

Han Buli: I don't JPG (Stubborn Shiba Inu)

KP: Damn, resistance is futile. Under the influence of the blood slave curse, despite his deep reluctance, Han Buli had no choice but to bite the bullet and come before Sima Wu.

KP: Then, looking at the anxious Han Buli in front of him, Sima Wu smiled slightly, raised his hand, and gently placed it on Han Buli's shoulder. It was this seemingly light tap that caused Han Buli to lose his balance and fall uncontrollably to one knee, his knee even digging half an inch into the ground!

Romeo: Quack! Sister Sima beat Old Han to his knees and wanted to take him back to be a hard-working slave!

Xiao Huohuo: No! Old Han!

Han Buli: Fa, what happened?

Sima Wu: Han Buli, it seems that you haven't figured out your position yet.

KP: In an instant, the aura of the fifth level of Qi Refining was fully unleashed. Under the level suppression, Sima Wu bowed slightly, looked down at Han Buli who was a little surprised and doubtful, and said in a cold voice.

Sima Wu: You are my blood slave, and our relationship should be one of superior and subordinate, not a mutually beneficial partnership. In other words, you can't do whatever you want, but only what I need you to do. Do you understand?

Xiao Huohuo: Terrible.

KP: The force on his shoulders continued to increase. Han Buli couldn't help sweating as he heard the dangerous creaking sounds coming from his shoulder bones.

Sima Wu: Do you understand?

Han Buli: ...Xiao, Xiao understands.

Chapter 84 The way to make money is here (Day 33)

KP: Now that things have come to this, Han Buli, let's make a decision.

Han Buli: Will, 95/35, failed.

Xiao Huohuo: As expected.

KP: So, after being severely "ravaged" by Sima Wu, Han Buli stumbled out of the cave, his clothes disheveled, his eyes dull, and his steps unsteady. It seemed that he had suffered a lot both mentally and physically.

Han Buli:?

Romeo: KP, please give me another 500 words, please.

Xiao Huohuo: Oh, no, Old Han, you are too humble to be a blood slave8.

Joan of Arc: Humble indeed.

Han Buli: Damn, I'm doing this for this family! I'm groveling outside, going out early and coming back late, working my ass off, and when I get home I'm still mocked by you. Have you ever thought about how I feel? Doesn't your conscience hurt?

Xiao Huohuo: Do ​​you feel guilty, little sister?

Joan of Arc: It doesn’t hurt, it even feels a bit good.

Han Buli: Damn it! I won’t share any more. I’ll spend all the spirit stones I earn from now on by myself!

Xiao Huohuo: Protecting food, right?

Joan of Arc: Sent!

Han Buli: Damn!

Romeo: Yeah, looking at it this way, it turns out that Old Han is the hardworking old father. There's no other way, Lao Xiao, you can only be the mother.

Han Buli:?

Xiao Huohuo: I am your mother, I am... Damn, that's not right, I am not your mother! (annoyed)

KP: Le, it’s my habit to make slips of the tongue, right?

Joan of Arc: Let me be honest. If you don't make it, why don't you work harder to win over Brother Sima? Then you can just add him to the team and have fun together.

Han Buli: He will die. (Sad)

(Connecting with the Bible)

KP: Well, now the people are happy with this. If it is not established, do you have anything else to say?

Han Buli: (Self-hypnosis) It is impossible to conquer Sima Brother. It is impossible to conquer him in this lifetime. I can only be a parasite and occasionally get some elixirs to barely maintain my life.

Xiao Huohuo: I will never stand up until my death!

Romeo: I will never stand up!

Joan of Arc: I will never stand up until my death!

KP: Well, it’s up to you whether you want to attack Sima Wu or not, but you, a lazy bum, should get ready to work in the secret realm.

Han Buli: Damn!

KP: Okay, if there’s nothing else, let’s leave it like this for now.

Han Buli: Wait a minute, KP, I haven’t seen what magic weapon Brother Sima gave me.

KP: I almost forgot if you hadn’t mentioned it.

Han Buli: (annoyed)

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: So, after leaving the cave, Han Buli opened his Qiankun bag and took out the low-grade magical weapon Sima Wu had given him—a small, dark green flying sword, roughly the size of a palm, easily concealed in one hand. Han Buli slowly injected spiritual energy into it, and the sword instantly soared, leaving a light-transmitting hole in the tree trunk ten meters away. The sword then returned to Han Buli's palm, the entire process taking less than a second, demonstrating the swiftness and stealth of the attack.

[Yinfeng Sword] A ranged attack weapon, consuming 6MP each time it is used. Like a bee sting, it is hidden and hard to find, causing [1d10] + 5 wind damage and reducing the enemy's success rate of ranged confrontation by 30%.

Han Buli: It seems okay?

Xiao Huohuo: I feel like Old Han is going further and further down the path of being a scoundrel. (Pinching nose)

Han Buli: ...

KP: Okay, then Xiao Huohuo and Han Buli will be in seclusion for the next ten days to practice. What do you think, Romeo and Joan of Arc?

Jeanne: I'll focus on refining equipment. I'll first break through to the fourth level of Qi Refining, then finish reading the book, and then go find Elder Xu to refine equipment! Once I learn Qi Refining, I'm going to make a lot of money making equipment!

Romeo: I'll just focus on leveling up.

KP: Yes.

Romeo: KP, why don't you ask me what I'm practicing?

KP: The hook is straight and the bait is salty. (Pinching nose)

Joan of Arc: By the way, KP, Chengtian Sect should not restrict transactions between disciples.

KP: Yes.

Joan of Arc: That's great. After I master the art of refining equipment, I can make some low-level equipment and sell it to the outer disciples for their gold coins. Most of them don't have any background anyway, so even if they get cheated, no one will stand up for them.

KP:?

Xiao Huohuo:6.

KP: Joan of Arc, you said that poor students do not deceive poor students.

Jeanne: Then I won't be a poor student anymore, KP! I want to be a wicked capitalist!

KP: Damn troublemakers!