A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Damn it! I finally made some money, but now I'm spending more than I earn! ...The dog KP who will do anything to get back the spirit stones is really annoying. (Fainted with anger)

KP: (half annoyed) Byd, you want powerful effects without side effects, is this what you little Karamis in the Qi Refining Stage dream about? Wake up!

Han Buli: Emmmm.

Xiao Huohuo: Don't panic, Old Han. It's not a big deal. Don't forget that you still have the support of Brother Sima's mine. Just keep firing spirit stones and ask Brother Sima to reimburse you. The more you report, the more you sell. You can make money in reverse. How perfect!

Han Buli: (pinching his nose) I’m afraid that after a few fights, Brother Sima will come to me to settle accounts overnight.

Romeo: After fighting for a year, the Sima family went bankrupt.

Joan of Arc: Music.

KP: So Han Buli, whether you want to learn it or not, if not, I will replace it with an ordinary magic scroll for you.

Han Buli: Well, learn it. After all, apart from its shortcomings, this [Soul-Release Spell] still has many advantages.

Xiao Huohuo: What are you doing here?

韩不立:释魂咒基础成功率，（75＋【1d100:73】）／2=74％

Han Buli: Not bad. I will continue my retreat then.

韩不立（Day40）:修炼仙术，【1d20:2】*0.8，【1d10:8】（炼气四层96％）（释魂咒82％）

韩不立（Day41）:修炼仙术，【1d20:4】，【1d10:2】（炼气四层100％）（释魂咒84％）

Han Buli: There are only three days left. I feel the chance of a breakthrough is not high. I'll take another Spirit Gathering Pill.

KP: Sure, but let me remind you, this is your last Spirit Gathering Pill.

Han Buli:?

Romeo:Ah? It's gone?

Joan of Arc: ??? No, I have so many Spirit Gathering Pills!

KP: Then you have to ask someone.

Han Buli: Stare——

Joan of Arc: Stare—

ROMEO: Look—

Xiao Huohuo: Hey~ (tilts head and sticks out tongue)

Joan of Arc: Get out of here! (annoyed)

Han Buli: How many spirit stones do we have left, KP?

KP:1703.

Joan of Arc: How come this is all you have left? Where's the money I earned from selling my body?

Xiao Huohuo: The unruly nature of the people is exposed. (Pinching nose)

Joan of Arc: Tell the truth, little brother, did you keep it all for yourself?

Xiao Huohuo: (annoyed) Look at the Chiyang Sword in your hand, don’t you have any clue?

Jeanne: ...Hey~☆

Xiao Huohuo: Stinky sister!

Han Buli: Less than 500 spirit stones per person... I didn't expect the financial situation to be more serious than I thought!

Xiao Huohuo: It’s difficult. The landlord is running out of food.

Romeo: Quack! The baby is hungry. Daddy Han, please think of a way to clean his teeth!

Han Buli: KP, can I go ask Brother Sima for some Spirit Gathering Pills again?

KP: You've had a hard time.

Han Buli: Lucky, 65/70, ordinary success.

KP: So Sima Wu simply refused your request.

Sima Wu: I have already given you the resources for cultivation. Shouldn't you at least let me see its effects?

Xiao Huohuo: Translate, this month's salary has been paid, Byd, hurry up and get to work!

Han Buli: No, I'm about to go on a mission, so why not give me a promotion? (Half annoyed)

Joan of Arc: Is it possible? Sima Ge originally thought that you could complete this task at the third level of Qi Refining, and your breakthrough to the fourth level of Qi Refining has exceeded her expectations.

Han Buli: I was careless, or the breakthrough was too fast!

Xiao Huohuo: Look at it brightly, at least this mission shouldn’t be too difficult.

Han Buli: That’s right.

KP: So, Han Buli, do you still want to take the Soul Gathering Pill?

Han Buli: I won't kowtow anymore. My family is so poor that we can't even afford to eat. I'll just keep this Spirit Gathering Pill to supplement our family income. (Sigh)

Romeo: He really did. I cried my heart out.

Jeanne: Thank you, Dad. I'll take the Spirit Gathering Pill. (Sticks out tongue)

Xiao Huohuo:?

韩不立:突破至炼气5层，42／20，失败。（炼气四层100％→99％）

韩不立（Day42）:修炼仙术，【1d20:14】*0.8，【1d10:4】（炼气四层100％）（释魂咒88％）

韩不立:突破至炼气5层，89／20，失败。（炼气四层100％→93％）

韩不立（Day43）:修炼仙术，【1d20:17】，【1d10:7】（炼气四层100％）（释魂咒95％）

韩不立:突破至炼气5层，66／20，失败。（炼气四层100％→96％）

Han Buli: Gg.

Xiao Huohuo: It's okay. It's the same whether you took the Soul Gathering Pill or not. It saves money in disguise. (laughs)

Han Buli: Damn!

Chapter 86 All Clowns (Day 33-43)

Jeanne: KP, is it my turn next?

KP: Yes.

Joan of Arc: Okay, let me take action and show those unlucky people what a true European emperor is!

Xiao Huohuo: (annoyed)

Han Buli: (annoyed)

Romeo: The lifespan of a sturgeon is extremely short.

Joan of Arc: You will grow taller after you become an immortal!

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贞德（Day33）:炼气，【1d30:27】（炼气三层81％）

贞德（Day34）:炼气，【1d30:23】（炼气三层100％）（《工锻要术》33％）

Joan of Arc: Let's talk!

Xiao Huohuo:Ah?

Han Buli:Ah?

Romeo: As expected of the French saint, her bloodline is indeed European!

KP: Yes, outrageous. (Pinching nose)

Joan of Arc: Hello, I'd like to take some Spirit Gathering Pills.jpg.

Xiao Huohuo: You are not allowed to eat!

Joan of Arc: Just eat it.

Jeanne: Breakthrough to the fourth level of Qi Refining, 7640, failed. (Qi Refining third level 100% → 98%)

Xiao Huohuo: Tsk, I told you not to take fake medicine, but you little sister just won’t listen.

Joan of Arc: (annoyed)

KP: Jeanne, are you continuing to practice?

Jeanne: Wait a minute, I need to go to the second floor of the Sutra Library to get some magic. I need a scroll of body movement magic that can complement my close-range swordsmanship, preferably one that can do a double combo of basic attack + dodge + critical hit.

Xiao Huohuo: You’re dreaming, sister.

KP: It is indeed a dream. I suggest you read and be lucky first.

Joan of Arc: Reading, 8/50, success.

Lucky, 5/60, successful.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli: It's against the will of heaven, even bipolar disorder is difficult to succeed.

Joan of Arc: KP, it would be unreasonable of you not to arrange a strong one for me!

KP: (High blood pressure) Don't be impatient, let me think about it... In this way, relying on her super speed reading ability and the lucky guidance that seemed to be assisted by God, Joan of Arc found a volume of water-based body movement magic called [Cloud Steps].

[Cloud Step]: A 15MP skill that allows you to transform into a formless form, migrating like a cloud across the universe. In close combat, you can use [Cloud Step] instead of a counter attack. Successfully evading enemy attacks allows you to launch counterattacks that cannot be countered. If [Cloud Step] fails, your opponent takes double damage. The success rate of [Cloud Step] is equal to the success rate of the counter attack, and the effect lasts for 5 rounds.

Joan of Arc: ???

Han Buli: Guigui, if you succeed, you will deal full true damage, and if you fail, you will suffer double damage. Is it really that exciting?

Romeo: I know this. It's Russian roulette.

Xiao Huohuo: And you, my stinky sister, are the real life-and-death battle!

Jeanne: KP, you're going a bit too far. (Half annoyed)

KP: Is it excessive? I think the design is very good.

Xiao Huohuo: I am a farmer, and this is beet snake chicken!

Han Buli: Top returns + top negatives, no problem.

Jeanne: ...I feel so bad, I rolled two extremely difficult ones. (Pinching nose)

KP: Sorry, if you want no side effects, please roll with Big Success.

Joan of Arc: Damn it!

贞德:【云步游踪】基础成功率，（65＋【1d100:31】）／2=48％

Joan of Arc: It’s still dark!

Xiao Huohuo: Isn’t that great? I’ll upgrade you to Black Zhen.

Joan of Arc:?

KP: Then, please continue your practice, Black Zhen.

Joan of Arc: I'm a little angry. (Half annoyed)

贞德（Day35）:仙术修炼，【1d20:3】*0.8，【1d10:6】（炼气三层100％）（云步游踪54％）（《工锻要术》33％）

Jeanne: Breakthrough to the fourth level of Qi Refining, 56/20, failed. (Qi Refining third level 100% → 95%)

贞德（Day36）:仙术修炼，【1d20:14】，【1d10:2】（炼气三层100％）（云步游踪56％）（《工锻要术》42％）

Joan of Arc: I will definitely pass this time!

KP: Wait, let me try this. It's quite cumbersome to list every breakthrough, and considering the lower chance of a breakthrough in the later stages, why don't we optimize the breakthrough process? From now on, when you break through, just roll once until you succeed, and then work back to complete the training process in between.

Xiao Huohuo: Sure.

Romeo: It's in the river.

Han Buli: By the way, it can also help the audience save money, right? (laughing)

KP: I see it but I don't say it. (Laughs)