A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

KP: So, after all the meaningless reporting work was completed, Zhao Wuji also announced your affairs. The four of you completely turned over from the evil demons from outside the domain into survivors who came to Tianmu City from the outside world to provide support. You were "naturally" arranged to enter the palace and take up various important positions.

KP: Except for Xiao Huohuo, the rest of you can just be lucky.

Han Buli: Lucky, 2/70, great success.

Romeo: Lucky, 8/45, success.

Joan of Arc: Lucky, 62/60, failed.

Han Buli: Ah, this familiar feeling, Heizhen, you are back. (laughing)

Jeanne:?

KP: So, Xiao Huohuo became the Director of the Imperial Pharmacy. Ostensibly, he was in charge of managing the medicines in the palace, but in reality, he was preparing and refining various elixirs for Zhao Wuji.

Xiao Huohuo: Alas, once you enter the world, you have no choice.

KP: Han Buli became the [Director of the Treasury Department], responsible for managing all kinds of precious artifacts in the palace. It was a very lucrative position, and it was said that there were some extraordinary treasures hidden there.

Han Buli: Okay, okay!

KP: With his strong body, Romeo became the [Instructor of the Guards], responsible for the daily training of more than a hundred guards in the palace.

Romeo: Hmm~ I like it so much, let me give you guys a good training~?

Palace Guards: (chills)

KP: Finally, it's Joan of Arc. Since your height is so incredible, Zhao Wuji thought about it and arranged you to be the foreman of the Dance and Music Department, as if he hoped that your figure could create some unexpected comical effects in the performance.

Xiao Huohuo: Le, come and dance for me, little sister.

Jeanne: Damn it! I'm going to the Equipment Refining Department! (Making a scene)

Chapter 169 I’m scolding you! (Sand of Time Part 17)

KP: Do you want to live in the palace?

Xiao Huohuo: I don’t want to.

KP: OK, so for the next period of time, you began your "working life" between home and the palace. Before you knew it, another month had passed. Briefly describe your actions during this period, and I'll follow the plot. Let's start with Han Buli.

Han Buli: It is impossible for me to work. I will never work in my life. I will slack off in the Treasury Department, steal occasionally, and become the biggest parasite in the city.

Xiao Huohuo: Do ​​you want to judge it or not?

Romeo: Very good.

KP: I Had A Feeling You'd Say That. Han Buli, have a lucky day.

Han Buli: Just one lucky break? I've been doing this for a month, so I must have stolen 30 times, right?

KP: Do you think you are doing a good job as a supervisor?

Han Buli: We must behave properly. If the cook doesn't steal the grains, he won't be accepted. If the supervisor doesn't steal the goods, he will disappear.

Xiao Huohuo:6.

KP: (pinching nose) Then you steal [1d5] times, and each lucky success rate will be -10%.

Han Buli: [1d5:5]

Han Buli: Hehehe.

Han Buli: Lucky, [5d100: 89, 96, 53, 26, 39]/70, 60, 50, 40, 30, success 1.

Han Buli: No, haha.

KP: (Hehe) So, using his position of power, Han Buli has been sneaking into the treasury intermittently for the past month, but unfortunately, his luck has been bad, he's been frequently interrupted, and ultimately, his gains have been minimal. (Gains: Ancient Silver × 1, Ancient Jade Ornament × 1, Heavenly Heart Stone × 1)

Xiao Huohuo: Master Hand (X) Dark Hand (√)

Joan of Arc: If you don't establish this, you're a coward. (Pointing)

Han Buli: Damn it, I will continue stealing next month!

KP: Next month, you can see the progress of Xiao Huohuo's medicine refining, but I suggest you retire as soon as possible.

Han Buli: I haven't even touched the golden basin yet, how can I wash my hands? Lao Xiao, try to delay it for now.

Xiao Huohuo:?, packed.

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KP: Okay, next up is Romeo. If nothing unexpected happens, you'll probably be wrestling with the guards, right? (Pinching nose)

Romeo: It's not about wrestling. I want to be a hands-off boss and drag little sister Sha around to play with her.

KP:?

Xiao Huohuo: Lao Luo, what do you want to do? Why are you suddenly so concerned about Xiaosha?

Romeo:? I've always cared about her.

Han Buli: Lao Luo must be showing off because he is suppressed.

Joan of Arc: I told you to stay away from Xiaosha, and you...?

Romeo: Well, Xiaosha is 15 years old now and in her rebellious period. She also has the debuff of a matricide. The more we try to stop her from fighting Zhao Wuji, the more it may arouse her rebellious psychology and cause her to walk into danger alone.

Xiao Huohuo: Right...right?

Han Buli: ...It seems to make some sense.

Jeanne: You mean, we're a little overprotective of Xiaosha?

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, okay, you care about Xiaosha's mental health, right? Lao Luo, you're still a psychologist!

Romeo: Hehe, anyway, if she really can’t be saved, at least during this period of time, little sister Sha will have no regrets, and she will be happy when she leaves.

Xiao Huohuo: What the hell is this about leaving happily?

Han Buli: Is it okay to spend the last moments of my life with someone who has changed my attitude without regrets? (Thinking)

Joan of Arc: You can’t leave! I said you can’t leave! (stomps her feet)

KP: So, Romeo, what exactly do you want to play with sand?

Xiao Huohuo: There’s no need to ask about this kind of thing, this is that Lao Luo.

Han Buli: Whenever Lao Luo says "Do I", I have to praise him for being civilized.

Romeo: Wrong. The Luo family has been gentlemen for generations. I want to take my little sister Sha to the movies, go to school together, and have snowball fights together.

KP:?

Han Buli: My three-piece set of Fujimoto tree!

Xiao Huohuo: Aieeee——! I’m so scared!

KP: (Exaggeration)

KP: Due to the previous exposure in the palace, Sha already knew your real names. Because she can read minds, she didn't seem too surprised. At this moment, she looked up at you, her eyes full of curiosity.

Sand: Romeo, what is a movie?

Romeo: Oh, a movie is a drama performed by many people. I have more than a hundred people under me now. When the time comes, I will perform "Romeo and Liang Shanbo" with them for you to watch.

Xiao Huohuo: Palace guards: 6.

Sha: Does "school" refer to a school? I think I went there when I was a kid, but the teachers there were very scared of me, so I never went back.

Romeo: It's okay. Actually, I never went to school either.

Sandy: What about snowball fights?

Romeo: Oh, that's easy. Let's throw white balls of sand at each other. But don't cry if you get hurt.

Han Buli: Fast forward to Romeo, why are you crying? This is the first time... I see you cry...

Xiao Huohuo: Quack! I don’t want to see these teeth!

Joan of Arc: Damn Romeo, please don’t really kill my little sand milk!

Romeo: No, according to KP psychology, the more flags we plant, the safer Little Sister Sha will be. (sticks out tongue)

Xiao Huohuo: Indeed... If a person has only one flag stuck on her body, then she will most likely die. But if a person has many flags stuck on her body, then it will be more dramatic to let her live.

Joan of Arc: I see. (Hands thumping)

Han Buli: All kinds of martial arts, this is the reverse of poison milk.

KP: ...(pinches nose)

KP: (Dark Dice)

KP: So, Romeo, you took Sha to the city for a crazy run for more than half a month. Sha's mood has obviously become much brighter, and his face is filled with a happy smile every day.

Sha: Romeo, thank you for staying with me all this time.

KP: At the end of the month, after the last "snowball fight", Sha, with a slight blush on her face, was skipping on the way back to the palace, and suddenly thanked Romeo who was standing beside her.

Romeo: Hehe, you're welcome. As long as you're happy~

Sha: Hmm... I always feel like you've been acting a little weird lately, Romeo. Why do you spend so much time wandering around with me?

KP: Sha, who was walking in front, leaned forward slightly with his hands behind his back, turned his head and asked, with a hint of shyness in his tone, as if he wanted to get some answers from you.

Xiao Huohuo: Tsk tsk tsk.

Han Buli: Tsk tsk tsk.

Joan of Arc: Tsk tsk tsk.

KP: So Romeo, what's your response?

Romeo: Need I say more? I'm not unwilling to do this. I told Xiaosha directly that the reason I did this is, of course, because I like your good teeth, Xiaosha!

Han Buli: (half annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: I like...mouth... (meaningful)

Joan of Arc: Damn, you stinky brother, you are such a fool!

Xiao Huohuo: You are such a fool, my little sister who understood me immediately. (Pinching nose)

KP: So, facing Romeo's sudden "confession", Sha seemed a little surprised and happy, but after looking into your eyes, that happiness was mixed with some worries.

Sha: Strange...why can I not see anything in your eyes?

Xiao Huohuo: Maybe KP is trying to protect your pure heart. (Sad)

Romeo: Well, it must be because I am an open and honest person, so little sister Sha can see that I am the same inside and out.

Han Buli: Then you are indeed quite frank...

KP: After listening to Romeo's explanation, Sha blinked.

Sha: Really? Then I'll take it as the truth.

Romeo: Roar!

KP: Romeo, be lucky.

Romeo: Lucky, 94/45, failed.

Romeo: Hum, humaaaaaaaaaa!

KP: So, seeing that you look like a pig, Romeo, Sha Qiong wrinkled his nose and showed an angry expression.

Sha: Humph, I'm not that easy to fool. Romeo, you're such a smooth talker, you must have fooled many girls with this trick!

Romeo: Why, you are slandering someone's innocence!

Sha: Don't give me that. One day, I'm going to see through your disguise with my own eyes. Romeo, just keep your eyes open and wait!

KP: After saying that, Sha stuck out his tongue at you, made a face, and trotted away towards the imperial city not far away.

Xiao Huohuo: She is so charming.

Han Buli: She is so cute.

Romeo: She's so funny.

Joan of Arc: How come three consecutive romances have come out? It's really embarrassing.

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