A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

KP: Now, let's move on to Jeanne. The horse you're on... oh no, it's the Dance and Music Department.

Jeanne: You just mentioned... the circus, didn't you? (annoyed)

KP: I didn’t say that, you heard it wrong.jpg.

Joan of Arc: Dog KP!

Xiao Huohuo: (Hold back, can't laugh)

KP: So Jeanne, tell us about your actions this month.

Joan of Arc: Hmmm, what exactly does this Dance and Music Department do? What's the staffing structure like?

KP: The Dance and Music Department, as its name suggests, is mainly responsible for daily entertainment activities such as string music and dance in the palace. At its peak, it had nearly a hundred people. However, since Tianmu City sank into the ground, the interest of the royal family has gradually waned. Now, there are only about ten palace maids left in the Dance and Music Department. Except for occasionally performing a few symbolic dances on some important days, most of the rest of the time, they are helping out in the Miscellaneous Services Department or the Imperial Kitchen.

Joan of Arc: ???

Xiao Huohuo: I can't hold it any longer. Why does your next errand school have to be in Chengtian Sect?

Han Buli: Different paths lead to the same destination.

Joan of Arc: I, Joan of Arc, am really a little angry!

Xiao Huohuo: Wait a minute, a high-ranking official with the word "Sha" in his name, and a dancer who can wield swords and knives... like Li! Shaliwan and the dancer from Lengli Valley!

Han Buli: Sand power herb.

KP: That's too embarrassing. Even if the dancer is lying on her stomach, she is at least 2.5 virgins.

Joan of Arc: I will just dual-wield the small sickle, the wind spirit sword, the fast and slow knife and hula hoop to kill you, you son of a bitch!

KP: Ahem, well, although the current status of the Dance and Music Department is a bit awkward, as the leader, you can still find a way to make some changes and achieve some results.

Joan of Arc: Indeed, political power comes from the barrel of a gun. I have decided to teach my swordsmanship to the people in the Dance and Music Department and tell them that from now on, we will take back the glory that belongs to the Dance and Music Department and make the Dance and Music Department Great Again!

Everyone from the Dance and Music Department:?

Xiao Huohuo: Emperor: What are you doing with the potion?

Han Buli: I learned from the secret sentry about your recent activities Zhao Wuji Be Like.

KP: You guys seem to be having too much fun. Anyway, Jeanne, put away your sword. Here's a story for you.

Joan of Arc: What's the plot?

KP: It's about the Emperor of Tianmu City. Shortly after you took office as Director of the Dance and Music Department, one night, the Emperor suddenly summoned you to the palace to perform a dance for his entertainment. After the performance, he dismissed everyone else and left you, Jeanne, alone in the room.

Emperor: Your name is Joan of Arc, right?

Joan of Arc: What's the matter?

KP: Joan of Arc, just observe... Never mind, I'll just suppress your level head-on.

Joan of Arc: Reasonable.

KP: So, although Joan was somewhat puzzled by the Emperor's decision to leave you alone, she didn't sense any hostility from his words and actions... On the contrary, there was a hint of embarrassment, as if she was asking for help.

Joan of Arc: Need help?

Han Buli: By the way, what is the emperor's name?

KP: You can just call him Tsar.

Xiao Huohuo: Tsar Grass!

Tsar: I heard from the Imperial Master that you, like him, are both people with extraordinary abilities.

Joan of Arc: I guess so.

KP: Seeing your indifferent expression, the Tsar gave a short, somewhat awkward laugh and then continued speaking.

Tsar: The Tsar told me about you and said that you are trustworthy people. Now that I see you, it is indeed true. So, I hope you can do me a favor.

KP: At this point, the Tsar paused, as if he had something to hide.

Xiao Huohuo: Could it be that Your Majesty has been suffering from Zhao Wuji for a long time and wants to recruit soldiers and turn the offensive?

Romeo: Switch to the offensive!

KP: As if sensing your concerns, Joan of Arc, the Tsar waved his hand.

Tsar: Of course, it’s not a difficult thing. I just hope you can spend more time with Sha. Since you came, Sha has obviously become more cheerful and energetic... So, from now on, I’ll trouble you to take care of Sha.

Xiao Huohuo: What? I called everyone here just for this. Jpg (boring)

Han Buli: It's okay. Just wait for a month or so, and a pervert will come to propose marriage.

Joan of Arc: (frowns) Wait a minute, this seems a bit problematic. I have to ask the Tsar. The Tsar is taking care of us, but what about you?

Tsar: Me?

Jeanne: Yeah, aren't you Sha's father? What do you mean by "Please take care of Sha"? Don't you just want to be hands-off? Do you want to just be a hands-off manager?

KP: Faced with Joan of Arc's sharp question, the Tsar was slightly stunned, and then his face showed annoyance.

Tsar: A hands-off boss?! How dare you... I'm so busy with state affairs every day, how can I have so much time to do anything else!

Joan of Arc: Busy with state affairs? You mean being a timid, opinionless person beside Zhao Wuji? (Pinching nose)

Tsar: ...You, how dare you!!

KP: With a sudden slam of the table, the Tsar stood up, his pale face flushed crimson.

Joan of Arc: I am at the seventh level of Qi Refining, am I afraid of you?

KP: Then, in the next moment, Joan of Arc's spiritual pressure was fully activated, and the Tsar's face suddenly changed, as if he finally remembered your identity as a monk. After taking a deep breath, he sat down dejectedly, and in an instant he seemed to have aged several years.

Tsar: You don't understand. I can't do this... Tsarina hates me! She's been like this ever since her mother died. Five years ago, after I, against her will, informed the Imperial Master of your affairs, she barely spoke to me anymore.

Xiao Huohuo: Oh yes, Byd cheated us once five years ago, and I almost forgot about it.

Han Buli: We must launch a strong attack on the national treasury next month!

Joan of Arc: So, your choice is to escape?

Tsar: ...This is not an escape!

Joan of Arc: That's running away! Just because Sha doesn't like you, you just quietly turned around and left? Are you kidding me? You're her father, right? Why are you pretending to be so bitter and resentful? If you have a reason, just say it to her face. Do you think Sha is still a willful child? She's grown up and is much stronger than you think! You completely disregard Sha's feelings and force yourself to be moved by her own good. In fact, what's the difference between you and a coward who will only hide when faced with difficulties!

tsar:……!

Xiao Huohuo: The stinky sister is so handsome.

Joan of Arc: Damn, seeing these cowardly men really makes me angry! And Bu Li is also the same! When I asked you to be brave, you were so timid, what a shame!

Han Buli: No, can this also defeat me?

KP: Joan of Arc, please give me some advice on how to talk.

Joan of Arc: Talk, 75/50, failed.

Xiao Huohuo: The other party thinks what you said makes a lot of sense, it's like you're just farting.

Jeanne: KP, can I just punch him?

KP: No, you are not Kamijou Touma.

Joan of Arc: Damn!

KP: So, under your "aggressive" verbal offensive, Joan of Arc, the Tsar could no longer hold on and slumped in his chair, breathing heavily, but his eyes still showed a look of unconvinced.

Tsar: My relationship with the Tsar...is our own family affair and no outsiders are allowed to interfere!

Joan of Arc: Humph, if that’s the case, then don’t say anything about handing over the sand to you. It sounds funny.

Tsar: You...!

Joan of Arc: Anyway, I've already made it clear to you. Whether it's right or wrong, you should think about it carefully! (I'm leaving. If you say any more, I'm really afraid I'll hit you.)

KP: Then, Joan of Arc, you slammed the door and walked out. After walking dozens of meters, you heard the sound of tables and chairs falling over in the hall behind you.

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4800, by the way, the next chapter will be high energy.

Chapter 170: Refining Medicine and Accidents (Sand of Time Part 18)

KP: So, after dealing with Han Buli and the other two, the main event left is Xiao Huohuo's.

Xiao Huohuo: ...What's with this feeling of déjà vu that I'm ready to get fucked? (Pinching nose)

KP: Don't worry, nothing's happened. By the way, Xiao Huohuo, your performance in refining medicine this month will affect your actions next month, so...

Romeo: Come on, Mom.

Joan of Arc: Work hard!

Han Buli: We will win.

Xiao Huohuo:forced smile.jpg.

KP: As the only one of the four who interacted closely with Zhao Wuji, Xiao Huohuo's office was naturally assigned to the second floor of the Imperial Preceptor's Mansion, supervised 24 hours a day by Zhao Wuji. As a Foundation Establishment cultivator, you naturally have a rich family background and a wide variety of medicinal herbs. However, due to your long residence underground, most of these herbs tend to be cold and yin, making their properties more difficult to control than ordinary ingredients. Fortunately, Xiao Huohuo has reached the sixth level of Qi Refining, so you can handle most herbs.

Zhao Wuji: In the next few days, you should refine these pills first.

KP: Zhao Wuji first gave you, Xiao Huohuo, three pill recipes. The names of the pills were deliberately erased, but the corpse centipedes, Yin scorpions and other things in the materials still made you feel awe of the effectiveness of these pills.

Xiao Huohuo: Since I'm not eating it, it's not a big deal. (Pinches nose)

KP: Okay, Xiao Huohuo, you can start refining the medicine. You need to go through 6 medicinal blendings and 3 pill condensation. In addition, if your cultivation level is higher than the grade of the medicinal materials, you will receive a 10% suppression correction.

Xiao Huohuo: Fight!

萧火火:药物调和，【6d100:74，12……88】／100，全部成功。

Condensing the pill, [3d100:69, 51, 43]/83, all successful.

Xiao Huohuo: Humph~easy.

KP: So, Xiao Huohuo, it only took you three days to refine all the target pills. Zhao Wuji is quite satisfied with your impeccable performance.

Zhao Wuji: Not bad, it seems that your alchemy skills are even better than I expected.

Xiao Huohuo: Haha, you're too polite, Imperial Master! This is all part of my job.

Zhao Wuji: Well, but you still have one thing to do.

KP: After saying that, Zhao Wuji picked out one of the three refined pills, and then pushed the remaining two in front of you, Xiao Huohuo.

Zhao Wuji: Come, take these two pills.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli: What a fast boomerang!

Xiao Huohuo: No, just eat it! Why don’t you eat it?

Zhao Wuji: Don't worry, as long as you make the pill according to the recipe, your life will not be in danger after taking it... Or do you not even dare to eat the pill you made yourself?

KP: Zhao Wuji narrowed his eyes slightly, and the pressure of building the foundation was hidden and ready to be released. Obviously, although your refining process, Xiao Huohuo, seems to be fine, he still has doubts about you.

Xiao Huohuo: Bull Demon!

KP: Okay, Xiao Huohuo, let's test your physical condition twice. If you succeed, everything will be fine.

Xiao Huohuo: Constitution, [2d100:20, 39]/85, success.

Xiao Huohuo: Luckily, Byd is a sports student, so he has a strong physique. (Pinching nose)

KP: So, seeing you swallowed the two pills calmly and without any adverse reactions, the suspicion in Zhao Wuji's eyes slowly faded away. He then swallowed the last pill, feeling the medicinal power slowly nourishing his body, and couldn't help but reveal a look of satisfaction.

KP: Xiao Huohuo has a lucky day, and there are different rewards depending on the success level.

Xiao Huohuo: Lucky, 11/50, difficult success.

Zhao Wuji: Not bad, not bad, it's indeed a spirit-concentrating pill! After hundreds of years, I haven't felt this energetic for a long time!

KP: Xiao Huohuo obtains the recipe for the Concentration Pill (low-grade elixir. Ingredients: Biling Fruit, Winter Snow Lotus. Effect: Restores 30% MP and increases skill success rate by 10% for 3 turns.)

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, how come there are rare medicinal herbs? (Pointing)

KP: Besides, Zhao Wuji seems to be in a good mood now, and he talks more than usual. Xiao Huohuo, do you think you can try to ask him for some "rewards"?

Xiao Huohuo: So that’s the process. Now let me think about what I should order.

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, ask him if he can give you some awesome magic or magical tools!