A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

Han Buli: Physical fitness, 3/70, great success.

Romeo:?

Joan of Arc:?

Xiao Huohuo:?

KP: Then, as if sensing the approaching danger, the unconscious Han Buli suddenly opened his eyes, then he rolled over and jumped up from the ground, and elbowed Romeo's pretty face with heavy makeup, directly elbowing him out.

Han Buli: Humph! Cricket Romeo, elbow everyone!

Romeo: Quack!

Xiao Huohuo: Man!

Han Buli: How's the battle situation on Lao Xiao's side?

Xiao Huohuo: I’m not going.

KP: Xiao Huohuo, you need to blend the medicine and condense the pill.

Xiao Huohuo: Drug blending, 25/91, success.

Dan Ning, 15/73, success.

Xiao Huohuo: Relaxed.

KP: Then, about another hour later, the "disheveled" Xiao Huohuo also returned home, but he looked a little tired.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Romeo: The flute is broken. (Sad)

Joan of Arc: You unfaithful woman, come here and kneel down before your husband!

Xiao Huohuo: Damn it! Why am I so disheveled? KP, explain it to me!

KP: Zhao Wuji turned your skirt into a men's suit, and also took off your hood.

Xiao Huohuo: Damn!

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, you are still the leader of the Shamatte group.

Xiao Huohuo: So what exactly happened in the Imperial Master’s Mansion?

KP: I'll skip it because the plot is relatively simple. To give a brief summary, Xiao Huohuo, you have initially gained Zhao Wuji's trust through your rhetoric and excellent alchemy skills. He has decided to assign you a position in the palace and ordered you to bring Han Bulili and the other three to the palace tomorrow to receive the reward. From now on, Tianmu City will no longer be wanted for you, and you can show your true identities.

Xiao Huohuo: Happy, buddy has finally made it into the official staff.

Joan of Arc: I want to be the director of the weapon refining department!

Han Buli: Is this a trick? (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: Old Han, why are you so scared? I've already been exposed. If Zhao Wuji really wants to catch me in one fell swoop, he'll have already arrived at my doorstep.

Han Buli: Yeah, it seems surrendering to Zhao Wuji isn't without its benefits. At least I can finally get rid of this awful identity! (laughs)

Romeo: Tonic! Where can I get Xuner Mama and Buli Giegee to get their teeth fixed?

Xiao Huohuo: There is no dwarf dad in the details.

Joan of Arc: (half annoyed)

Han Buli: Speaking of KP, are these positions that Zhao Wuji arranged for us just nominal posts, or do we need to work normally?

KP: You need to go to work normally. If you neglect your duties, someone will report to Zhao Wuji.

Han Buli: It hurts, it hurts so much!

Xiao Huohuo: Lazy dogs are like this. But there are people supervising us at all times. Doesn't that mean that after our wanted warrants are lifted, our freedom is actually lower than before?

Romeo: We may be free, but it's a little improbable that we're free.

Joan of Arc: This is really frustrating. (Pinching nose)

Xiao Huohuo: Never mind, it’s not a big problem. They are just a group of mortals. If you really want to do something, there is still a lot of room for maneuver. Anyway, the current goal is to fleece Zhao Wuji!

KP: So, just when you were feeling mixed emotions about tomorrow's trip to the palace, you suddenly heard hurried footsteps on the street outside the door. Ten seconds later, the old door was pushed open, and Sha rushed into the house with a panicked look on his face.

Sha: Oh no! Yan Xiao has been captured by the Imperial Master and taken to the Imperial Master's Mansion. We must quickly find a way to rescue him... eh?

KP: Sha didn't expect to see Xiao Huohuo with an embarrassed look on his face in the room, and he was stunned.

Sha: Why are you here?

Xiao Huohuo: It’s so embarrassing, you actually sneaked out.

Han Buli: I feel sorry for the guards.

KP: So, after Xiao Huohuo's explanation, Sha roughly understood the whole story, and he immediately sat down on the ground like a deflated ball.

Sha: What?... I went through so much trouble to get out, and now I look like a fool.

Romeo: It’s okay, whether it’s Xiaosha or Xiaosha, I like the teeth the same way!

sand:?

Xiao Huohuo: (kicks the crazy Romeo) Ignore that pervert. Xiaosha, I am very grateful for your kindness in taking the risk to come here in the first place.

Sand: Hmm...

KP: However, when facing your thanks, Xiao Huohuo, Sha seemed a little embarrassed and self-blaming.

Sha: I'm sorry, Yanxiao... This time it was because of my willfulness that you were summoned to the palace and your identity was exposed... Well, I clearly said that I would fully support you, but I have been causing trouble for you all the time. I am really useless!

Xiao Huohuo: Xiaosha, don't think that. As far as the outcome is concerned, the current situation isn't bad at all. Maybe you've even helped us by accident this time!

Joan of Arc: Indeed, and this is a big failure because of my bad luck, it has nothing to do with you, Xiaosha.

Xiao Huohuo: (half annoyed)

KP: So, with your comfort, Sha gradually calmed down.

Sha: Well, at least think on the bright side. From now on, I can play with you guys openly. But... surrendering to the Imperial Master is probably just a delaying tactic. You actually still want to deal with the Imperial Master, right?

Xiao Huohuo: Ahem, you can eat whatever you want, but you can’t say whatever you want. We are loyal to the Imperial Master.

Han Buli: That’s right.

KP: After staring at you for a while, a look of understanding flashed in Sha's clear blue eyes.

Sha: Okay, I understand! I won't tell anyone!

Xiao Huohuo: Alas, mind reading.

Han Buli: (Pinching his nose) Where did this "mind reading" skill come from? This ignoring level suppression is a bit too much.

Joan of Arc: I want to learn.

KP: As if seeing your inner thoughts, Sha blinked.

Sha: I was born with the ability to see these things. Maybe I inherited it from my mother, the queen. She can also see through people's hearts.

Romeo: Hmm? Little sister Sha, you still have a mother's teeth~?

Xiao Huohuo: Damn Romeo, you're not thinking about those mother-daughter related things anymore! (Pinching nose)

Romeo: Hey~

Jeanne: Xiaosha, tell me what is going on in this newborn's head. (Holding the sword)

KP: (pinching nose) No, I can't dirty my NPC's eyes. Jeanne, you'd better just do it. Anyway, the yellow trash only has yellow trash in his mind.

Joan of Arc: Indeed. (Draws sword)

Han Buli: Romeo, say goodbye to your little brother!

Romeo: Quack! Don't take my little brother Kouya away! I just wanted to take Little Sister Sand and her mother to play beach volleyball to relax. My little brother and I are innocent!

Xiao Huohuo: Beach volleyball is okay.

KP: How many balls are there on your beach?

Romeo: Three! ... No, five!

Xiao Huohuo: Damn, he's born! Xiaosha obviously hasn't reached that level yet! (Pointing and gesturing)

Romeo: Who said it was Xiaosha? The extra two are my 00s.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli:?

KP: Joan of Arc, do it!

Jeanne: I knew you would say that, KP. (No mercy)

Romeo: Hum, humahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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KP: Ahem, the garbage has been cleared for now, let's move on.

KP: When mentioning his mother, Sha's eyes showed nostalgia and warmth.

Sha: My mother was a very good person... Unfortunately, she passed away when I was very young, otherwise I would really like you to meet her.

Xiao Huohuo: Although it is a very sad thing...but I have been numbed by Lao Luo now.

Han Buli: +1, Lao Luo, you really deserve to die.

Romeo: Oh, oh, oh.

Joan of Arc: I patted Xiaosha's head and said, "Don't be sad, baby. All the bad guys and perverts have been cleared out by your sister. If you want, from today on, I can be your mother!"

Xiao Huohuo: You're not even going to be a mother yet! You little sister, have you forgotten what happened to the last person you treated as your daughter? (Pointing)

Joan of Arc: (annoyed)

Han Buli: It's hard to hold back. What hell mother? I'll ask Xiaosha, how did your mother die? If you don't want to tell me, you don't have to.

KP: Upon hearing this, a hint of hatred flashed in Sha's eyes.

Sha: Everyone says that my mother died of illness due to overwork, but before she died, she "told" me never to reveal my power in front of the national teacher, so I think my mother's death must be related to him!

Xiao Huohuo: ...I understand. Xiaosha's mother was used as a tool by Zhao Wuji because of her ability to read minds. Zhao Wuji is keeping Xiaosha now, probably because he has noticed her potential and is ready to continue using her.

Han Buli: Damn, they are just tools for generations.

Jeanne: Md, I have to fight him after all!

Xiao Huohuo: Don’t be anxious, don’t be anxious, let me pull it out first, pull it out first!

KP: After wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, Sha's expression became determined.

Sha: So, if you want to deal with the Imperial Master, I'll support you no matter what! If you ever need me, be sure to find me! I'm not afraid of sacrifice!

Xiao Huohuo: No, I’m afraid. Is it okay for me to be afraid?

Han Buli: Although I guess there should be a plot line where Dog KP can survive after Xiaosha joins the battle, it is better not to try it.

Joan of Arc: Indeed, we can’t give the dog KP any chance to strike!

KP: (Pinching nose)

Sha: As expected...it still doesn't work.

KP: Feeling what you were thinking, Sha sighed with some disappointment and stood up to leave.

Sha: Then I will go back to the palace first...

Romeo: Little sister Sha, wait until we enter the palace tomorrow, and then come and play with us~?

KP: (Pinching nose) Upon hearing this, Sha turned around somewhat unexpectedly, and after meeting Romeo's gaze, he finally revealed a hint of a smile.

Sha: Yeah, okay!

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KP: So the next morning, the four of you entered the palace as arranged by Zhao Wuji, and it was also the first time you witnessed the current situation of the government and the country in Tianmu City - there were about ten people standing scattered in the huge central hall, most of them were elderly people in their seventies, with no fighting spirit or enthusiasm in their eyes, only the desire to survive.

KP: On the throne sat the current emperor of Tianmu City, Sha's father. He was about forty years old, with gray hair, rough skin, and dull eyes. He looked lacking energy and vitality. Moreover, as the head of a country, he seemed a little restless. Every time he spoke, he would glance at Zhao Wuji beside him. He did not look like a king, but rather like a hapless primary school student who was called on by the teacher to recite a lesson.

Xiao Huohuo: That’s very vivid.