A great adventure in the world of immortal cultivation

KP: To be honest, although I am very happy, Xiao Huohuo, you are indeed super good. Just be lucky.

Xiao Huohuo: Lucky, 33/50, success.

Xiao Huohuo: Super, everything can be surpassed!

Romeo: All supermarkets!

KP: (suppressing laughter) OK, Xiao Huohuo, please say something again. Since you have a critical hit every time you hit, I will give you a 30% bonus.

Xiao Huohuo: Sales skills, 23/60, success.

Xiao Huohuo: Good, good, good, Old Han finally has it in this life! (Laughing)

Joan of Arc: It's so hard to hold on. If I don't stand up now, I'll be in big trouble.

Romeo: Well, I like it very much.

KP: So, after listening to Xiao Huohuo's description, "Han Buli" seemed to have thought of something, and his face suddenly became a little ugly.

"Han Buli": (whispering through gritted teeth) I...he! ...So that's how it is!

Xiao Huohuo: What's wrong, Brother Han? You look so bad all of a sudden. Are you feeling unwell?

"Han Buli": Maybe a little... Then I won't bother Brother Xiao anymore, I'll go back and rest first.

KP: After saying that, "Han Buli", who had long lost the mood to chat, stood up and said goodbye in a hurry. Compared with the quiet and calm appearance when he left, he was now worried and his steps were disorderly. He almost tripped over the door railing when he went out.

Xiao Huohuo: I continued to shout, saying, "Don't give up, Brother Han, I believe you will be able to marry that handsome man!"

KP: Then, the figure not far away suddenly staggered, then suddenly accelerated and fled away.

Xiao Huohuo: Okay, then I’ll go back and sleep peacefully.

Joan of Arc: Le, someone is going to be unable to sleep.

Han Buli: I don’t want to be Nantong hum ahh ...

……

KP: So, let's switch the focus back to Han Buli.

KP: Late at night, Han Buli woke up from his coma and found himself lying on his back on the cold floor. His muscles were a little sore, as if he had been dragged and forced to walk two miles along a mountain road in his sleep.

Han Buli: Can I continue to sleep? I don’t really want to wake up...

Xiao Huohuo: No, it’s super fun~

KP: Xiao Huohuo was right. Han Buli, having regained consciousness, stood up with his hand on his forehead, a slight headache arousing him. He tried to sort out the chaotic thoughts in his mind. He vaguely remembered that he seemed to have fallen asleep after drinking the tea Sima Wu had handed him, but he seemed to be still in Sima Wan's room, and nothing had happened.

Sima Wu: ...You're awake.

KP: Just then, a familiar voice rang out, its tone a touch more deliberately distant than usual. Han Buli turned toward the source of the sound and discovered that Sima Wu, who had been sitting in the center of the room, had unknowingly moved to the other side of the stone house and was sitting against the wall.

Han Buli: ...Brother Sima, why are you so far away from me?

Sima Wu: ...I'm practicing, my spiritual energy is radiating outwards, hurting people invisibly, don't come over.

Han Buli:...Oh.

KP: After a few brief exchanges, nothing happened, and the atmosphere in the room gradually became awkward.

Joan of Arc: Sima felt like the sky was falling when he suddenly found Nantong around him.

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, you are such a jerk!

Xiao Huohuo: Honestly, Old Han, you should thank me. Sima-ge was already suspicious of your recent performance, but I've completely eliminated that suspicion and created a lovestruck persona for you. This not only strengthens Sima-ge's trust in you, but also allows her to give you more space when interacting with you in the future. It's a three-birds-with-one-stone strategy.

Joan of Arc: It's just that the hook is bent, right?

Xiao Huohuo: Anyway, I never stood up when I should have, so I'll just bend it. (laughs)

Han Buli: Angry, very angry.jpg.

KP: Time ticked by. After a few minutes of silence, Sima Wu seemed to sense that the atmosphere in the field was a little strange. He cleared his cough and spoke slowly.

Sima Wu: Han Buli, how old are you this year?

Han Buli: 18 years old.

Romeo: Just turned 18.

Han Buli: Get lost! (annoyed)

Sima Wu: You are eighteen years old, which is considered an adult according to the worldly standards. So do you have someone you like?

Han Buli:...No, not yet.

KP: Seeing Han Buli's hesitant and hesitant look, Sima Wu held his forehead with a headache and sighed.

Sima Wu: Then go find one. If you can’t find one, I will arrange a dual cultivation partner for you when we return to the sect.

Han Buli:???

Xiao Huohuo: Happy.

Joan of Arc: Hahahahahahahahaha.

Han Buli: Damn it, Lao Xiao, you deserve to die!

Romeo: I envy you for practicing dual cultivation.

Sima Wu: Originally, Su Xiaolian was a good candidate, but unfortunately she "died" in the secret realm... Forget it, if I spend some spirit stones, there should be someone willing to do it.

Han Buli: No, Brother Sima, are you serious?!

Xiao Huohuo: I am happy. I get pocket money (spiritual stones), upgrade experience (pills and magic tools), and now I am arranging a wife for him. Brother Sima is a real parent.

Romeo: Fast forward to filial piety? Deterioration~

Joan of Arc: You’re killing me with laughter. If you don’t stand up, do you want a wife or not?

Han Buli: No! I quickly told Brother Sima that this kind of thing can't be forced. I have no plans in this regard right now. Moreover, if I have another Taoist partner, it will definitely affect my efficiency in helping Brother Sima!

KP: However, after hearing Han Buli's words, Sima Wu frowned and his tone became more serious.

Sima Wu: Han Buli, you come from a humble background and have an introverted personality, which I understand. But after embarking on the path of cultivation, your life has begun anew. You can let go and try new people and things. Don't always confine yourself...to some unhealthy circle!

Han Buli: But...

Sima Wu: There’s nothing to worry about!

KP: Han Buli wanted to say something, but Sima Wu raised his hand and interrupted him.

Sima Wu: My mind is made up. Han Buli, there's no need for you to say anything. If you don't want to find a Taoist partner on your own after we return to the sect, I'll help you find one!

"This is an order!"

Chapter 113 I Want Xiao Xun'er (Day 46)

Sima Wu: Okay, you don’t need to say anymore... Go practice and rest early. We still have actions to take tomorrow and we can’t make any mistakes.

KP: After saying the last sentence, Sima Wu no longer paid attention to Han Buli. He closed his eyes and entered the state of cultivation. A layer of light blue spiritual power shield appeared one meter away from his body, with wind blades faintly moving on it. If anyone approached rashly, he would surely not end well.

Han Buli: ...I was completely on guard. (Sad)

Xiao Huohuo: Good things, all good things.

Han Buli: This is outrageous. Brother Sima clearly saw me bleeding from my nose when I saw her women's clothing, so how could he still think I was from Nantong!

Joan of Arc: Is it possible that it is because you were attracted to Sima Brother's women's clothing that Sima Brother felt that you were not completely hopeless, so he thought about finding you a wife to save you.

Han Buli:?

Xiao Huohuo: Reasonable.

KP: Reasonable.

Han Buli: Damn!

Romeo: So, Old Han, what are you going to do? When you go back, Brother Sima will arrange a blind date for you. Can you take me with you then?

Han Buli: A blind date is impossible. It will never happen in this life. Sima said it was a flower spirit stone, so how could the person he attracted be a decent person? I don't want to be tortured both inside and outside the book!

Joan of Arc: That’s very lifelike.

Xiao Huohuo: But if you don't want a blind date, Old Han, you'll have to find one yourself. You don't know many female cultivators in the sect, do you? (Pinching nose)

Han Buli: Emmm...Ya Xiaonan?

Joan of Arc: I don’t think Brother Sima will agree.

Han Buli: I think so too, but apart from her, I don’t seem to know anyone else in the sect.

Xiao Huohuo: Or maybe you and your stinky sister are just playing around. It's better to keep the wealth within the family. Instead of letting Brother Sima spend the spirit stones on others, why don't we take two for ourselves?

Joan of Arc:?

Han Buli: Joan of Arc? (Turning around) Where is she?

Joan of Arc: You tm!

Han Buli: (Sighs) To be honest, forget about Joan of Arc. I feel that China Unicom is even more unacceptable than Nantong.

Jeanne: I'm short, not a child! You need to apologize to all the short people in the world, Kora!

Han Buli: I don’t want to be too rude, but Joan of Arc, even Lao Luo can’t bring himself to talk to you.

Romeo: I can't stand up. (Sad)

Jeanne: It's a good thing I didn't get tangled up with a pervert... but I'm still a little angry. (Half annoyed)

Xiao Huohuo: Byd’s requirements are quite high. He doesn’t like this and doesn’t want that. How about letting Lao Luo dress up as a woman to accompany you?

Han Buli:?

Romeo: Darling~ Do you like my 42G~

Han Buli: Cnm, don’t.

Joan of Arc: (pinching nose) Why don’t you dress up as a woman, you stinky little brother? With Lao Luo’s disguise skills, it shouldn’t be a problem to hide it from Brother Sima.

Xiao Huohuo:?

Han Buli: I think it’s okay.

Xiao Huohuo: I don’t think so! (half annoyed)

Han Buli: KP, I can choose my own Taoist partner, right? I want Lao Xiao!

KP: ...Are you sure?

Han Buli: Definitely and definitely!

Xiao Huohuo: You old Han, you still say you are not from Nantong!

Han Buli: Lao Xiao, you were unkind first, so don’t blame me for not establishing my position. Bah, that’s so unjust!

Xiao Huohuo: Aren’t you afraid that I will take off your women’s clothes and completely confirm your identity as Nantong!

Han Buli: Anyway, the situation can't get any worse than it is now. Come on, let's hurt each other!

Xiao Huohuo (?)? (?) Han Buli.

Jeanne: I got bumped for no apparent reason. What's going on? Speaking of KP, is your stinky little brother shorter than Bu Li?

KP: Yes, Han Bu’s body type is 55, and Xiao Huohuo’s body type is 50.

Joan of Arc: That's a very pretty girl, even better. (sticks out tongue)

Xiao Huohuo: No eating!

KP: Okay, okay, let's stop arguing and focus on pushing the plot forward. Also, Han Buli, don't worry. Sima Wu is currently just a little stressed out by Xiao Huohuo's tricks. I'll give you a chance to talk about whether or not to make a Taoist partner for you after we exit the secret realm.

Han Buli: Really? ...But I suddenly feel that having a Taoist companion is also quite good, mainly because it can keep an eye on Xiao Nvzhuang.

Xiao Huohuo:

Joan of Arc: Tienantong.

Han Buli: Well, I'll let Xiao go for now, but don't blame me if your rhetoric doesn't work. (laughing)

Xiao Huohuo: Just let me pass!

Romeo: Tonic, if there is no Lao Xiao women's clothing, then who can give me the Xiao Xun'er I need? (Sad)

Xiao Huohuo: Xiao Xuner grass!