I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Curly-haired boy: It's obvious that they already know who you are, Wig-Kotaro. (Expression: Picking nose)

Wig: You, could it be that...

Curly-haired boy: Did you recognize me?

Wig: Mrs. Aramaki next door? I didn't expect you were in this group, that's incredible!

Curly-haired boy:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Puff!

Book Artist: Hahahahaha! Oh my god!

Hatchet Girl: Mrs. Aramaki...

This is an actor: So, what does our Mrs. Aramaki feel now?

Curly: I'm ready to break out of prison and kill people. This idiot with a hole in his brain is hopeless! (Voiceover)

Wig: That voice, Gintoki? My dear friend, I never thought we'd meet again here as fate would have us meet again? Wonderful, truly wonderful!

Curly-haired guy: Shut up, it's no use saying any more sentimental things now! (Expression: Angry)

Illustrator: Has the name "Mrs. Aramaki" already brought your friendship to an end? Is this a distortion of human nature, or a decline in morality?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Please watch the 5 o'clock dimension exchange group for an in-depth and easy-to-understand explanation?

This is an actor: Not bad, you two can now perform crosstalk.

Wig: Is this the group owner? Hello, nice to meet you. A small gift is not enough to show my respect. [Picture]

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village:?

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Book Artist: Poof! Oh, discount coupons for a gigolo?

097 The Surprise of the Wig

Hatchet Girl: "A gigolo parlor? I remember it was a place dedicated to entertaining women? How dare you give this kind of coupon to our group leader as a gift?"

Katsura Yanye was completely stunned, dumbfounded.

Shark-faced guy: Oh my, what an incredible newcomer.

Hoshigaki Kisame laughed so hard that his mouth split open. He really wanted to see the expression on Mr. Aizen's face now.

Curly: Um, sorry. I don't actually know this person, and what he did has nothing to do with me!

Wig: What's wrong, Gintoki?

Curly Hair: Shut the fuck up! I don't even know who you are! Kick him out! Group leader, please kick this idiot out right now! He's a nuisance if he stays here!

If this keeps up, Sakata Gintoki feels like he'll be killed by this guy. Giving Aizen coupons for a gigolo? What the hell is this? There should at least be a limit to his suicidal tendencies!

This is an actor: It's okay, I'm not angry. But you should keep the ticket for yourself, Mr. Gui.

Wig: Really? That’s a pity.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: An Ran-san has no interest in men.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yeah, An Ran-san already has Xiao Nan-jie. Oh, and there's also a concubine.

The illustrator of this book: Lei Zi-chan, please remove the last sentence!

Wig: I may not be able to complete today’s performance.

Curly Hair: You're actually regretting this? And you took this kind of job and actually promoted it in the chat group? Just kill yourself, you idiot!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Wig, he is indeed a samurai with even lower limits than Gin.

Fairy Chi Lian: Today I finally experienced the feeling that there is always a mountain higher than the other.

Wig: It’s not a wig, it’s laurel!

This is an actor: Although everyone already knows your identity, you must introduce yourself according to the convention of this group.

Wig: I see. I understand. My name is Katsura Kotaro, I'm male, 27 years old, and I'm a pro-foreignization activist and a salesperson at a host parlor. My wish is to meet Iris here.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Who is Iris?

Book artist: I don’t know either. This character doesn’t seem to have appeared in Gintama?

Wig: She is the glorious priestess of the Elf Forest, and is good at using natural magic to eliminate the inferior demons that invade the world.

Upskirt Maniac: Priestess of Glory?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Inferior demon?

Curly: You won't meet her, you perverted wife-obsessed person! Besides, it's the PS5 era now, no one still plays those old-fashioned Famicom games! Instead of this, you should check your memory list quickly, asshole!

Book Artist: So, this Iris is a character from the Famicom game?

Shark-faced guy: I actually want to meet my favorite virtual character in the chat group. What a pure idea. But it seems that this is not impossible?

This is an actor: Kisame also has his own favorite virtual character?

Shark-Faced Guy: I wouldn't say I'm a fan, but there are quite a few I'd like to meet. Like the Espada from the Bleach world, I wonder how big the gap is between me and them.

This is an actor: If you continue to accumulate spiritual pressure at your current rate, you will reach the level of Harribel in another thirty years.

The speed of spiritual pressure accumulation that Aizen mentioned here is the kind that accumulates spiritual pressure simply by relying on one's own strength, without using points to purchase energy from others.

Shark-Faced Guy: Even after another thirty years, I'll only be able to reach the level of the Third Espada? It seems like I, the Second in Command in the Naruto world, am really just a figurehead.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Kisame-san is already very powerful!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I think you should put yourself in her shoes. How old is Harribel? How old are you? She's been practicing for hundreds of years, and you've caught up in just a few decades. What's there to complain about?

Curly-haired boy: Well, I have to say that Harribel is indeed big.

The illustrator of the book: Your size is different from Sister Mo Chou's, right? You old pervert!

Curly-haired boy: Gin-san, I didn’t say anything. It’s you, the old driver, who misinterpreted what I meant!

Hatchet Girl: Um, I have a question. If I use points to purchase Kisame-san's Reiatsu, will a mask appear on my face?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, I’ve already bought it.

This is an actor: Reiatsu is just pure energy constructed from spiritual power. If you want to use a mask, you have to add the Arrancar feature.

Shark-faced guy: I didn’t upload that one.

Illustrator: I wouldn't buy that thing even if you offered it to me. If I ended up with a mask with a broken face, I wouldn't be able to explain it to my family.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Just say it’s a new fashion trend?

Book illustrator: You can’t be trendy forever!

Wig: No, that can’t be true... Gintoki, is this true?

Book artist: What the hell, it makes no sense.

Curly: I'm afraid he discovered the truth about that incident, which is understandable. That's right, the wig. Mr. Songyang, he really...

Wig: Aizen Sosuke actually took Miss Kushina into his harem? I, Katsura Kotaro, will never forgive such a thing!

Curly-haired guy: What the hell!

Sakata Gintoki was in a terrible state. He had originally thought that his old comrade would be amazed at what happened to his most respected teacher, Shoyo, but he didn't expect that this guy would give him a surprising turn of events!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Are you a fool?

Book artist: Harem?

Skirt-lifting maniac: What the hell is a harem? Where did you come to this conclusion?

Wig: Humph! Think about it, a beautiful wife like Miss Kushina... no man can refuse her! You can imagine that poor Miss Kushina will definitely be forced to do this and that by the big devil Aizen. Too bad! This is really too bad, a big crisis! (Expression: laughing wildly)

[Reminder: Wig was banned from the group for 1 hour].

098 Where should we go to get vaccinated?

Curly Hair: Idiot Wig, you deserve it! Malicious speculation is prohibited in this group. Even if Aizen-sama is our enemy, we must give him enough respect!

Sakata Gintoki wiped the sweat from his forehead, his body trembling slightly. He shouldn't be implicated, right?

Illustrator: Also, why is the expression at the end laughing like crazy? Shouldn't it usually indicate pain or anger?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Angry to the point of laughing?

Hatchet Girl: What kind of mentality change is this!

Red Snake Fairy: Maybe, he is just a simple psychopath?

[Tip: Wig has been unbanned by the group owner]

Wig: I'm sorry, I was wrong. I said something I shouldn't have said, and it's the biggest mistake of my life, Katsura Kotaro!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: You are indeed a bit too much. Lord Aizen would never do that in front of Naruto no matter what.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft! Hahahaha! Sister Konan, if Lord Aizen saw what you said, he would probably cut you into pieces.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, he is looking at other girls. [Picture]

Book artist: Is this, Sunset Red?

In the photo, Aizen stared at the monitor, and the screen showed Kurenai watching the fireworks.

Curly: Hey, hey. It's already this late, and those Konoha ninjas still have the time to enjoy the fireworks? They're really bold.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: The Fireworks Festival is a time-honored tradition of Konoha. Since the founding of Konoha, this custom has never been interrupted. So, in a certain symbolic sense, the Fireworks Festival represents Konoha's confidence. As long as the Fireworks Festival can be held, Konoha will never die.

Hatchet Girl: So that’s how it is. Is it to inspire people?

Skirt Lifter: It's a good idea, but Aizen-sama is unlike any enemy Konoha has faced before. This is a demon king that even the Sage of Six Paths is afraid of!

Shark-Faced Guy: Indeed. Determination and confidence alone are of no use against Aizen-san. The difference between us is as vast as the sky and the earth, yet those guys can't even see it.

The artist of the book: But it doesn’t matter. Whether you can see it clearly or not, it’s the same ending anyway.

Curly-haired boy: That’s true.

Even the Six Paths Sage was deliberately cultivated by Aizen. What can the ninja world use to fight him?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: When is the final battle?

This is an actor: probably in half a year.

Half a year was the buffer time Aizen gave the entire ninja world. According to his estimate, it would take Otsutsuki Hagoromo and others half a year to turn all the hundreds of thousands of ninjas in the ninja world into Shinigami.

Of course, these Death God transformations were of extremely inferior and unstable quality, completely incomparable to the Arrancars under his command. However, they were clearly calculating victory through numbers, the so-called human wave tactics.

Book Artist: In other words, the history of the ninja world is only half a year?

Shark-faced guy: It’s quite sad to think about it.

Wig: Everyone, isn't your statement a bit off? We're supposed to be partners of justice. Shouldn't we be supporting the ninjas of the ninja world in their fight against the great evil Aizen?

Fairy Chi Lian: Then you go?

Book artist: Come on!

Curly: Wig, I support you morally.

Wig: ...Gintoki, you've actually fallen this low! You watched the beautiful Miss Kushina being bullied and remained indifferent? You bastard, you still have the nerve to call yourself a samurai?

Curly-haired boy: Shut up! You who are falling at the speed of light, shut up!

Skirt-lifting maniac: You said so many nice words, but in the end it was just for Miss Kushina?

Wig: I'm doing this for the ideals of a samurai. (Expression: drooling)

Illustrator: Drooling? What the hell is drooling? Your expression gives you away! Your dirty samurai ideals are completely exposed!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Is a samurai's ideal a married woman? You're truly a perverted wife-obsessed person! (Expression: contempt)

Wig: No, I was just sleepwalking just now.

Curly Hair: You're kidding me! How can you sleepwalk while chatting in a group chat? If there's such a thing, I'd like to try it, asshole!

Wig: Gintoki, what are you going to do about Mr. Shoyo's matter?

Skirt-lifting maniac: So fast! Mr. Gui changed the subject so quickly!