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Hatchet Girl: Like today?

Book artist: Not bad, very insightful.

Red Snake Fairy: Do you still want to play?

The illustrator: Of course, doesn't Sister Moxie find it very interesting? I think this can become a must-see for our group in the future.

Skirt-lifting maniac: But if the next newcomer is as innocent as Miss Gui, I might not have the heart to do it.

The illustrator of the book: You are so heartless, feel your conscience and see if it hurts.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It’s too thick, I can’t feel it.

Book artist:?

Eriri lowered her head and subconsciously touched her conscience. Bang, bang, bang, the powerful beating was clear and distinct.

095 Samurai all fight with chainsaws

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ali-chan, what’s wrong with you sending this question mark?

Book Artist: No, nothing.

Inexplicable.

At this moment, Eriri was really embarrassed to say that she had actually lost to a junior high school student. Moreover, by this calculation, didn't she have the least conscience in the entire group?

Come to think of it, it seems to be true.

There was no doubt that Sister Mo Chou and Sister Xiao Nan, two adult women, were older than him. Although Ye Jiang was a little younger than him, her figure was probably no worse than that of an adult.

Damn, I am so miserable.

Feeling sorry for herself, Eriri walked out of the school gate. As she passed the video store on the corner, the news on the TV screen suddenly caught her attention.

[The frequent appearances of mutated giant beasts, are they true or false? And what is the identity of the girl bathed in flames?]

The male anchor on the screen spoke eloquently about the above topics, but Eriri's attention was completely focused on the background photo behind him.

Under the dim moonlight, a strange creature with its entire body charred black lay crouched on the ground.

It looked like a dog, but it had two heads and was several times larger than an ordinary domestic dog. Its bloody mouth was filled with canines and sharp teeth.

Next to this creature stood the back of a girl with flames all over her body.

She was wearing a black nightgown, her long black hair was flying, and her leather boots were stepping on the head of the strange creature. She looked heroic and valiant, like a fire queen.

sluggish.

Eriri was completely stunned, the corners of her mouth twitching violently. Even if she was only seen from behind, she would have recognized her. This Fire Queen was clearly Kasumigaoka Utaha!

After this guy awakened his special abilities, has he secretly begun to regard himself as a magical girl who eliminates evil?

Thinking of this, Ying Lili quickly sent this interesting thing to the group.

Red Snake Fairy: Magical girl?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: This is probably like the espers in our Academy City. However, the magical girls don't use scientific abilities, but magic that is a miracle.

This is an actor: Wrong, strictly speaking, super powers are not scientific. Personal reality is also a miracle.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: But sooner or later, something will go wrong in Kasumigaoka. There is a high probability that you will be targeted by the people in power there.

Book artist: I think so too. It seems necessary to remind her.

Eriri breathed a sigh of relief, internally pondering how to warn Kasumigaoka, the sharp-tongued woman. Should she be blunt or subtle? It was giving her a headache.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ali-chan is indeed very gentle. Even if the other person is her love rival, she will still think about the other person.

Illustrator: Love rivals, what the hell. I've let it go a long time ago, idiot. This is just pure humanitarianism, humanitarianism.

[Reminder: Curly Hair Boy has completed this round of group tasks and received a 1000-point reward. All group members will receive a 500-point bonus. The group leader will receive a 2000-point bonus.]

Curly-haired guy: Damn, finally done!

In the prison toilet, Sakata Gintoki threw the ten pairs of leggings he was holding onto the ground and removed the stockings he was wearing. Across from him, a dozen or so half-naked men squatted in a row, hugging their knees.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Thank you for your hard work, Gin.

Book Artist: Doesn’t it feel great to rob a man’s leggings?

Curly: Damn it! All I can think about right now is the prisoners' thick, black leg hair, you know? Thick, black leg hair!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha!

Hatchet Girl: That scene is a bit hard to imagine.

Katsura Yanye, who already had a phobia of men, trembled and forcibly suppressed her thoughts.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Oh right. What does Kotonoha-chan say now? Do we need to kill that evil spirit right away?

Illustrator: It would be very troublesome to take action now. Although we know that he is an intruder, in the eyes of others, he is still Ito Makoto.

Hatchet Girl: It's okay. I can handle this myself. I'll find the right time.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Miss Gui, can you do it yourself?

Hatchet Girl: No problem, I've already purchased Sister Mochou's inner strength and martial arts. Regarding this, I also want to thank Mr. Gintoki.

Book artist: I am very happy to get 500 points for free.

Skirt-lifting maniac: We all have to thank worker Gin-san for this.

Curly: Shut up, you bastards! I'm a fucking idiot for taking this quest again!

Red Snake Fairy: Be more confident, even if you don’t accept this task.

Book artist: Hahahaha!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Sister Mo Chou always tells the truth.

Curly-haired guy: I...

Sakata Gintoki's face was ashen, and he was furious. These stinky women took advantage of him and even mocked him. How could they be human?

This is an actor: Miss Yanye needs to be more careful, there may be more than one invader.

Hatchet Girl:?

Skirt-Upskirting Maniac: More than one?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I remember that the last thing Ito Makoto said was "They are coming." In other words, there may be more than one evil spirit coming from the Black Mist Realm, or more than one evil spirit?

This is an actor: Yes. But since there's an intruder detection device, don't worry too much. Just be a little careful.

Hatchet Girl: I understand, thank you group leader for the reminder.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Miss Gui, when you are about to kill the evil ghost, remember to start a live broadcast.

Book Artist: Yes, and remember to use the hatchet! This is a great opportunity to show off the legendary hatchet girl's dashing demeanor!

Curly: Stop it, you bastards! Hatchet girls aren't popular anymore these days. They're no longer relevant to this era. Hey! Use a chainsaw, please! Please!

Illustrator: You're an idiot! Isn't the sight of a chainsaw cutting through bloody flesh disgusting? You're a samurai after all, can't you at least pursue a little aesthetic appeal in your battles?

Curly: Just because you're a samurai, you should use a chainsaw. Real samurai fight with chainsaws.

The illustrator of the book: Samurai all fight with chainsaws, you are kidding!

Curly-haired boy: I swear on my pure and noble samurai soul, Gin-san, everything I say is true!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Pure and noble? You must be kidding, Gin-san. Is there any samurai in this world more depraved than you?

【Tip: Wigs join the group】.

096 Group Master, this is a gift from the new member

silence.

The moment this message appeared, the entire group fell into a state of silence. After a long while, the chat message box began to scroll again.

Book artist: This online name, isn’t it?

Curly-haired boy: That shouldn’t be the case?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Out, appeared! A samurai even more depraved than Gin-san actually appeared!

Hatchet Girl: Is this Mr. Katsura Kotaro?

Curly-haired boy: Don't call out such a pathetic name! Damn it, why him? Why him? I'd rather Gao Shan join the group than this idiot and mentally retarded guy!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I see. So, Gin's ideal partner isn't Hijikata, but Takasugi?

Curly Hair: What the hell is an ideal partner? It's just a metaphor, a metaphor! Anyway, there's nothing we can do about it now. @wig, is the wig here?

The entire group was silent for more than ten seconds, and Ying Lili sent a message: No one answered, they must still be studying the group announcement.

Curly: Humph, this guy always takes ages to study notices like these. Let's make sure we have a unified voice next time.

Book artist:?

Shark-faced guy:?

Curly-haired boy: An Ran-san's affairs, An Ran-san's affairs! Let's make it a big one, okay?

This is an actor: how do you want to play it?

Curly-haired boy: How about Lord Aizen coming to the Gintama world?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hiss, is it necessary to go to such lengths?

Illustrator: You're a real go-getter when it comes to screwing over your teammates. Your useless brain must be working at full capacity to do this! You're a real talent!

Curly-haired guy: Haha, will you watch my live broadcast when the time comes?

Book Artist: What nonsense are you talking about? Of course I’m reading it!

While everyone in the group was secretly plotting, Katsura Kotaro was still in shock.

A chat group that connects to thousands of worlds, and with enough points you can travel around the world?

magical!

This kind of existence is so magical, it seems unreal!

Thinking this, Katsura Kotaro pinched his thigh, but sure enough, he didn't feel any pain. "So, am I dreaming?"

"Mr. Katsura, if you don't let go, Mr. Ogawa will die!" A voice suddenly sounded.

Katsura Kotaro finally reacted and glanced to the side. The young man kneeling beside him was trembling all over, his face flushed. It was obvious that he had pinched his thigh.

"I'm so sorry, Ogawa-kun." Katsura Kotaro said apologetically as he let go of her hand. "I was a little distracted just now."

"It's okay, Mr. Katsura." Ogawa rubbed his thigh and smiled brightly. "Mr. Katsura must be thinking about expelling the foreigners, right? Thinking so hard for your country, you're truly Mr. Katsura!"

"No. I'm just a little excited to think that I might meet Ms. Iris in the future." Katsura Kotaro shook his head with a hint of longing in his eyes.

sluggish.

The group of anti-foreign patriots under him were all stunned.

Lady Iris? The Lady Iris from the RPG game "Heavenly Wars"? What the hell, why would I think I'd meet a game character like that during such a serious anti-foreignization meeting?

And why Iris? She's supposed to be a middle-aged, widowed elf. What's your preference?!

"Oh, right." As if thinking of something, Katsura Kotaro pulled out two coupons from his sleeve and handed them to Ogawa. "To express my apology, use this as an apology gift."

This, this is...

Xiaochuan looked down at the coupon in his hand, his face twisted. This was actually a discount coupon for a male escort club?! Why would a grown man like me go to a male escort club?

"Report my name and you can accumulate your consumption points." After saying that, Katsura Kotaro no longer paid attention to Ogawa-kun, who was disheveled in the wind, and turned his attention back to the group chat in front of him.

Wig: Hello everyone, I’m new here.

Book artist: You’re so slow! How long have you been reading this announcement?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Yeah. We've not only finalized the main plot, but we're almost done with the details.

Book artist: Ahem, Leizi-chan.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It doesn’t matter. I don’t think you can tell through the wig.

Wig: It's not a wig, it's a cassia! Wait, what's the tone of your voice...