I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Illustrator: What about your promise to fight Aizen? What about your promise to rescue Kushina? Seeing no one in the group responded to you, did you just give up on your ideals? Do you deserve to be called a "repellent"?

Hatchet Girl: Ms. Eriri’s complaint is so sharp!

Wig: Humph! She even surpasses Gintoki. What an incredible girl. By the way, I'm not Wig, I'm Katsura!

Book Artist: Who needs your praise? Answer the question, you idiot!

Wig: Yes, Gintoki! You haven't answered my question yet!

Book Artist: I, I...

Skirt-lifting maniac: Calm down, Ah Li-chan, he's obviously just playing dumb. There's no point getting angry at a fool.

Curly-haired boy: Whatever you do, just do it this way.

Wig: I see, you are truly Gintoki.

Hatchet Girl:?

Shark-faced guy:?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: What did Gin say?

Illustrator: Nothing! This guy is just trying to change the subject, even using his own teacher's experience as bait! How despicable!

Curly Hair: Wig, there's something I have to tell you. Compared to Mr. Songyang's problem, our world faces a greater crisis.

Wig:?

Curly-haired boy: After all these years of lurking and investigating in Kabuki district, I've discovered that there might be another Aizen Sosuke in our world. Well, he shares the same origins as the Aizen from the Naruto world. I suspect... this is a virus replicated in this world! So, I named it the Aizen virus!

puff!

Sprayed.

Looking at the message sent by Sakata Gintoki on the screen, Eriri immediately spit out a mouthful of salt water. What the hell is this Aizen virus? This lie is too lame! Even an idiot wouldn't believe it!

Wig: What? It's the Blue Dye Virus? How is that even possible? Where should we go to get the vaccine?

099 World Quest

silence.

At this moment, the entire group chat fell into a strange silence.

He believed it! Katsura Kotaro, that idiot, actually believed the Aizen virus theory! And he even wanted to get vaccinated? He's just that idiotic, isn't he?

Including Gintoki, everyone in the group couldn't help but have such thoughts in their hearts.

Although those who have read the original Gintama already know that Katsura Kotaro has some idiotic tendencies, such as being able to do anti-intellectual things like riding a bicycle to visit a zoo, they did not expect that this is far from his limit!

Curly: Ahem, brain... No, the vaccine is useless. This is a special global virus that only infects the world, not individual humans.

Wig: I see.

Curly-haired boy: Yes, but that's what makes it even more terrifying. Every world invaded by the Aizen virus will form a new Aizen Sosuke. You should have seen how terrifying he is.

Wig: Damn it, what should we do? (Expression: Fear)

Skirt-lifting maniac: ….

The corners of Saten Ruiko's mouth twitched violently, and she didn't know how to complain. How could anyone believe such obvious bullshit?

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

Sakata Gintoki laughed so hard he pounded his chest and rolled over on the ground. "Damn it! Is there any hope for this guy? Really? With a brain like that, even if you donate it, no one would want it!"

However, he still had to continue his performance. He quickly calmed down and sent another message: Don't panic, the Aizen virus hasn't completely arrived yet, we still have a chance!

Wig: I understand! What should I do?

Curly-haired boy: Well, I haven't figured it out yet. But there's always a way.

Wig: Really? I have an immature idea. I think we can pretend to obey Aizen first, let him be careless. Then secretly accumulate strength and catch him in one fell swoop!

Curly: This is... well, ahem. Not bad.

Sakata Gintoki was almost laughing so hard that he didn't have the energy to reply. "Catch them all in one fell swoop! There's no way you can do that!"

This is an actor: how can you make him careless?

Wig: Give him what he likes and pick out some beautiful wives to give him first!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Puff!

Book Artist: Damn it, that's your own hobby! Don't treat Aizen-sama as a pervert like you!

Wig: This way, we can get into the core position of the Aizen Group. Then, we can use Aizen's power to first destroy the Shinsengumi and then kill the Tendoshu, and unify the world!

Hatchet Girl: And then?

Wig: Then I can become the Prime Minister, and Gintoki will be the new Minister of Defense.

Illustrator: Where's Aizen? Didn't you agree to take him down? Are you just trying to use Aizen's power to climb to a higher position? Where's your original intention as a patriot?

Wig: I am saving the country in a roundabout way!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow, the traitor calls me an expert!

Curly: No, I agree to this plan. But I want the position of Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Wig: No problem.

Shark-faced guy: ...

Book Artist: They will cry, right? Your dead comrades will definitely cry, right? You two shameless scum!

Curly-haired boy: "Defeat, scum" is too much! This, after all, has its reasons. We can't resist the power of Master Aizen.

Wig: Yes. Even if our deceased comrades knew about this, they would forgive us.

Angels of the Hidden Rain Village: These two are rotten.

Wig: Anyway, Gintoki! For the sake of our country and our future, I need to do some preparations! Watch more DVDs to increase your knowledge!

Skirt-lifting maniac: What kind of future do you want for this country?

Book artist: He is offline.

Hatchet Girl: You're not pretending, are you? Are you actually suspicious?

Curly-haired boy: Kotonoha-chan, do you think Wighead would use such a trick? Humph, you really overestimate him!

The illustrator said: "Don't say that. You two are birds of a feather." However, is An Ran Sang really planning to cause trouble in the Gintama world?

This is an actor: Ah, after all, world quests always need to be completed.

Upskirt Maniac: World Quest?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Pinned to the taskbar. For every world we control, all group members will receive a reward of 10,000 points. Furthermore, the group members of the controlled world will gain partial world management rights. The group owner will have absolute control over the world.

The illustrator: Management rights and absolute control? Oh my god, isn't this a true god?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Indeed, but controlling the entire world isn't that simple. It requires not only unrivaled strength and power, but also sufficient influence! In other words, you must first brand yourself as a god recognized by the world's major powers before you can truly become a god.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I see, because both Gin and Mr. Katsura are unreliable...so, An Ran-san wants to go to the Gintama world in person?

Book artist: There’s no need to ask this question. It would be impossible for them to complete the task even after a thousand years!

Curly-haired boy: Bullshit! If it weren't for that idiot wig holding me back, Gin-san would have finished it in a year at most! But because of the wig, it's holding me back for 999 years!

Shark-faced guy: If you were to come to the Gintama world, where would you start, Mr. Aizen?

This is an actor: Yoshihara.

Yoshiwara?

When Konan saw the place name mentioned by Aizen, he was stunned: I want to go too!

Yoshiwara was a famous brothel in Edo. If An Ran-sang went there, wouldn't she be walking into a tiger's mouth? Being manipulated into all sorts of positions by those lusty women! This kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable!

This is an actor: Yes, it can be. But what will happen if the Arrancars in the Pure Land find out that both of us have left here?

Aizen wasn't afraid of Konan following him; it wasn't like he really wanted to visit a brothel. He hadn't mastered his roleplaying skills yet, so he wouldn't do anything that would ruin his life.

Angels of the Hidden Rain Village: Damn it, I’ll kill them sooner or later!

Konan was very unwilling, but she had to admit that Aizen's concerns were reasonable.

Most of those Arrancar were mentally twisted individuals, powerful and violent. They only became as docile as sheep under the suppression of Aizen's tyrannical power. If she and Aizen were not in the Pure Land, the place would be in chaos.

This is an actor: you don't have to do anything.

Aizen had no intention of keeping these Arrancar forever. With the exception of a few, they were all destined to die. However, he was still very kind, and if possible, he did not want these subordinates to die at his hands.

Book artist: Is An Ran-sang really planning to follow the direction that the wig said, starting with killing the Night King Fengxian?

Skirt Lifter: In that case, wouldn't Anran-san become the new Night King? The Night King... Aizen?

This is an actor: Don't worry, at least I won't destroy the Shinsengumi. After all, our Gin's soul mate is also one of them.

Hatchet Girl: Gin-san's soul mate?

The illustrator of this book is Hijikata Jushiro. 【Image】

This was the DVD poster with Gintoki and Hijikata Toshiro holding hands, holding flower petals in their mouths. I didn't expect Eriri to have saved it.

Hatchet Girl: This, this is...

Katsura Yanye felt that her young heart was greatly shocked.

Curly-haired boy: Delete it, delete it! Damn it, Gin-san, my reputation has been ruined by that sales planner! Why did it have to be that dead-eyed tax thief? Even that guy Shinpachi would be fine!

Book artist:?

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Hatchet Girl: Shinpachi...?

[Tip: The Red Snake Fairy has opened a live broadcast room].

100 Settle a Cause and Effect

[Hint: Curly-haired guy, the angel from the Hidden Rain Village, the shark-faced guy, the skirt-lifting maniac, the book artist, the hatchet girl, and this actor have joined the live broadcast room.]

Book artist: Wow, Sister Mochou actually started a live broadcast!

Hatchet Girl: Where is this? The surrounding scenery is so beautiful!

"Zhongnan Mountain." Li Mochou said softly with a slight smile on her lips.

It is midsummer in the world of The Condor Heroes at this time.

Mount Zhongnan is covered with lush vegetation.

Unknown birds were chirping in the treetops around, and the sunlight shone through the dense branches and leaves, outlining spots of light on the ground.

Such natural scenery is hard to see in modern society.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It’s not just the scenery, Sister Mochou is also so beautiful!

This is not deliberate flattery from Lei Zi, but an exclamation from the heart.

At this moment, Li Mochou was still wearing the same apricot-yellow Taoist robe, but without the crown. Her long black hair cascaded down her head, and a faint smile lingered on her fair face, making her look like a fairy descended to earth.

Well, a fairy riding a donkey.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Indeed. Although Mo Chou was beautiful before, she looked a bit thin. Now she's gradually become plumper, and her eyes don't have that sad look anymore.

The artist of this book: Sister Mo Chou was trapped in love before, just like me.

Curly-haired boy: You? You're not in love, you're in unrequited love! Aki Tomoya never even looked at you straight in the eye the whole time. You're just a tool for painting.

Book Artist: Shut up!

Eriri was furious, but couldn't refute it. It seemed like her love was truly unrequited.

This is an actor: For this playback perspective, Mochou used cinema mode for the live broadcast.

Skirt Uplifter: What is that?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I just realized that the perspective of Mochou’s live broadcast seems to be much wider.