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Skirt-lifting maniac: Hey! Don’t blame me, she asked for it herself!

Book Artist: Accelerator, he asked to wear women's clothing? What's wrong with this guy? Is he missing his brain stem?

In her impression, Accelerator was a crazy, evil-minded middle school boy. He was completely different from the one in front of her. If he didn't have a brain stem defect, how could he become like this?

Skirt-lifting maniac: That's not the case. There's a reason for this.

Wig: Leizi, do you want to explain? Everyone is listening.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: That’s right, eating melons is my favorite thing!

Curly-haired guy: You don’t just like eating melons, you like anything that can be eaten!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Do you have any prejudice against King Kong? We King Kong are just like humans, with our own tastes and preferences! We don't eat everything!

Curly: I'm not prejudiced against King Kong, I'm prejudiced against you, a gorilla with a moth! What contributions have you made to your world, you bastard? Forget contributions, you haven't even completed the beginning of the world quest, right?

Book Artist: Haha, now Big Brother is laughing at Second Brother? It's like you made some significant contribution to completing the world quest.

Curly-haired boy: But Gin-san, at least I don’t lie there and do nothing every day!

Lazy little kitty: What's wrong with being lazy and gluttonous? Did the lazy and gluttonous one eat your rice?

The little kitten felt very angry and felt that she had suffered an unexpected disaster.

Hatchet Girl: Yin isn't actually criticizing Lattisan for being lazy and gluttonous; he's just lamenting that he can't be lazy and gluttonous. After all, he's poor.

Miss Beaver: Don't break up when things are tough, sister.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Ruiko-chan, please get to the point, otherwise the topic will stray off to other levels.

Skirt Lifter: Ahem, Accelerator was actually proactive in doing this! Because, I eliminated her during the first round of battle screening! As you know, I didn't like her to begin with. It has something to do with what happened to Misaka Sisters. I don't like this cruel person.

Book Artist: I understand. Please continue.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: But she came to me yesterday and asked me to give her an explanation. Why was Sogiita Gunba, the seventh-ranked player, allowed to play, but her name was not included?

Curly: And then?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Then I just gave her the runaround. You should know the reason yourself. We can't have someone who can't even be identified as a man or a woman as the face of Academy City.

Hatchet Girl: I see! Then she put on women's clothes and put on makeup?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes! This version was slightly tweaked by Aoki Yuugami, and it was unbearable at first!

Curly-haired boy: So, Accelerator is a real girl?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, it's a girl! It's just that the estrogen in her body has basically been reflected.

Lazy Kitten: Tsk tsk, this state sounds terrible!

Qi Luoli put herself in Accelerator's shoes and thought, if she became like Accelerator, it would be a disaster. She even wondered if she would be able to give birth to a baby in the future.

Illustrator: Well, I think this person is actually quite pitiful. However, her mental endurance and character are not good enough. She transformed her tragic experience into a pathological distortion, leading to the current personality breakdown.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, I also spared her life because she had a history of mental illness.

Hatchet Girl: Phew, a history of mental illness is okay.

Skirt-lifting maniac: That second guy didn’t get any such treatment. He has been humanely destroyed.

Shark-Faced Guy: Now, a very important question. Can a stronger version of you and your people really defeat the Right Seat of God?

Illustrator: Yeah, especially that Right Flame, he seems incredibly powerful. If we were to convert him to a higher level, he'd probably be no worse than a demigod.

Skirt-lifting maniac: No problem, no big deal. Administrator privileges are just so arbitrary! Just the right fire, what a loser!

Lazy Little Kitty: Haha, is Ruiko-chan so swollen now?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: That’s because you haven’t tried what administrator privileges are.

Soul Society's villain: Yeah! In that mode, it's no different from a god incarnate, but you also need to have enough imagination.

Illustrator: Damn, that's got me excited! I want to have administrator privileges in this world. Aren't those damn gods just killing people indiscriminately? Oh, right! I encountered something strange on my way back to the Vandersey Empire today. I realized the enemies here might not just be gods!

Hatchet Girl: What strange thing?

Illustrator: I've been robbed! The robber claimed to be some special envoy from the Abyss! They've assembled a massive army to invade the human world, and told me to be smart and turn to the light.

Curly: Huh?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Do you know what’s good for you?

The artist of the book: I must have been sensible and sent it back to the arms of the great demon in its mouth.

Lazy Kitten: Physics is sensible, no problem. But what is this Abyss? The Abyss of the Abyss Demon? This thing, is it a joke?

The illustrator: It seems not, because it has a special energy within it that is similar to divine power! But this energy is not divine power, it is more turbid and evil than divine power!

Hatchet Girl: If you look at it that way, then it’s probably true?

Illustrator: I think it's true. This continent is truly plagued by disasters. There are gods high above, watching over the world, and the abyss below, watching greedily.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: But if the Abyss invades, surely the gods won't just sit back and watch? After all, they have completely different belief systems. It would be terrible if the gods lost their faith!

Illustrator: I also think the gods won't sit idly by, but I have to be prepared. We can't pin our hopes on those high-ranking bullshit; that's irresponsible to the people!

Curly-haired guy: Wow, Ali-chan, you are like Joan of Arc now.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Oh ho ho! I have good news for everyone, a female ghost is knocking on my door!

813 Bewitched?

Upskirt Maniac: Wow!

Hatchet Girl: Congratulations, Sister Xiaonan!

Curly Hair: Hey, what's going on?! Is this something you can celebrate?! It's a ghost knocking on the door! Hey! This isn't New Year's Eve!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Although it is not the New Year, the long-awaited wish has been fulfilled.

[Tip: The angel of the Hidden Rain Village has opened a live broadcast room]

The screen opens, and what comes into view is the quaint, dilapidated compartment of Lanruo Temple. A large straw mat is spread on the floor, and a candlestick emits a faint light.

Konan and Unohana Retsu, both dressed in men's clothes, stood side by side, staring out the door.

Bang bang bang.

A rhythmic knock on the door broke the silence in the compartment.

"Who, who is it!" Xiaonan changed his voice and shouted out the window.

I have to say, her imitation of the male voice is quite lifelike, and it is obvious that she has practiced it many times. There are also many details in it, and her voice is even drowsy.

"My name is Nie Xiaoqian." The female voice outside the door was silent for a moment, then said, "I'm passing through here and would like to stay for one night."

"Oh, wait for you." Xiaonan smiled slightly and walked forward to open the door.

pat.

Just like in the novel, Nie Xiaoqian rushed in and collapsed to the floor. Her eyes were enchanting, her expression pitiful. "Sir, I..." Before she could finish her words, she suddenly saw someone standing next to her and was startled.

Unohana Retsu didn't communicate with her and just sat back in the corner.

Unlike Xiaonan, she had never tried to imitate a man's voice. If she did, she would probably be exposed.

"My elder brother is a Buddhist and has been practicing silent meditation recently." Xiaonan explained and said, "Miss, what's wrong with you?"

"Sir, I'm cold..." Nie Xiaoqian adjusted her composure and acted pitifully again.

"Cold? You must have been caught in the rain, right?" Xiaonan approached her considerately and touched her forehead. "It's quite cold, it seems you caught a cold."

"Sir." The gentle concern expressed by this handsome scholar gave Nie Xiaoqian a strange feeling she had never experienced before. At this moment, the ghost girl felt as if she had grown a heart.

"You're not doing this right." Xiaonan squatted on the ground and lit a fire, then placed a small iron kettle on the fire. "You should drink more hot water."

Book Artist: Poof!

Lazy Kitten: Here it comes, the classic one! Drink more hot water!

Hatchet Girl: Sister Xiaonan, who did you learn this tip about drinking more hot water from? Could it be An Ran-san?

This is an actor:?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: What’s the matter? My dialogue is not good?

Curly Hair: Pfft, you're actually asking that question? Do you even need to question it? What I need right now isn't hot water, okay?

Foul-mouthed man: Yes, that's right! What they want now is body temperature, human body temperature! That's why I hate half-baked people like you. If you can't figure out a girl's intentions, don't label yourself as a warm man! Give this opportunity to me, let me do it!

Book artist: Damn, after talking for so long, the real purpose is finally revealed?

Curly: Deadpool, you're such a disgusting guy! If you were here, the girl would probably be scared to death when she saw your face! Just kidding, your face is even scarier than a ghost!

Foul-mouthed man: I get it. You're jealous of me! You're jealous that I have more experience than you! But it's okay. I won't be mad at you! No one gets mad at a moron.

Curly-haired guy: Who are you calling a moron, you bastard?

Foul-mouthed man: You can't even see this problem, and you still say you are not mentally retarded?

Curly Hair: Even if I'm mentally retarded, I'm better than you. At least my mental retardation won't scare others! Your face is your decisive flaw, and your title of "quick shooter" is your label!

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Fuck, you're exposing my secrets, aren't you? Splatoon, what right do you have to criticize me? Go ahead and start spitting! I wish you spitting for fifty days straight!

Curly-haired boy: It’s impossible to forgive you, you bastard, absolutely unforgivable!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Oh my god, uncle, I really beg you to forgive me.

Miss Beaver: Why are you arguing again?

Red Snake Fairy: Let them quarrel, this is a daily routine for this group.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Look, Nie Xiaoqian's eyes have changed. Sure enough, even female ghosts can't accept straight men, right?

Foul-mouthed man: Right, uncle, I told you before! This tactic won’t work at all, I still need you to take action!

Curly: Haha, if you intervene, the whole thing will just turn into a horror movie. It started out as a Chinese Ghost Story, but ended up being a Nightmare on Elm Street.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: You bastard, you said I'm Freddy? Shit, he's the horror movie character I hate the most!

Curly Hair: That's right, everyone will eventually become the person they hate. There's nothing wrong with this statement, and it applies most appropriately to you.

Book artist: No, it seems that Nie Xiaoqian’s expression doesn’t show that she cannot accept it.

Just as Ying Lili sent this message, Nie Xiaoqian came up to Xiaonan and said softly, "Sir, you are such a gentle person."

Curly-haired boy:?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit:?

Hatchet Girl: Gentle? Telling people to drink more hot water is also called gentle? I don’t understand, I really don’t understand! If any man said that in front of me, I might really smash his head on the spot! Ah, except An Ran-sang!

Book Artist: Phew.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Kotonoha-chan, your double standard is a bit too real! It makes people feel very uncomfortable!

Lazy Kitten: I think this is the saying that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. This Nie Xiaoqian must have been captivated by Xiaonan's male form.

Curly-haired boy: Charmed? How is that possible? How could she be charming?

Hatchet Girl: Of course I need to ask, it's Sister Xiaonan who looks so handsome in a man's outfit! That aura, that smile, any woman would be fascinated, okay? Not to mention that Nie Xiaoqian is a female ghost who no one loves.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Bullshit, uncle, I don’t believe it! Why, why?

814 Traditional Pickled Cabbage?

It was obvious that Deadpool was a bit mentally devastated at this moment. He realized that his previous experience was completely useless at this moment. Nie Xiaoqian's reaction was like a slap in the face.

It hurts.

The most important thing is that a certain silver-haired curly-haired guy was still mocking madly at this time.

Curly Hair: Hahahaha, didn't you say you were very experienced? What about your experience? What about your experience?

The illustrator: How dare you mock others? You yourself didn't believe it at first. And you said, "How could it be possible?" You forgot what you just said?

Curly: That's that, and this's this! The two can't be mixed up!

Book artist: Damn, you are so shameless.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It turns out that as long as you are good-looking enough, experience and other things are all fake.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: I don’t believe it! Uncle, I’m so handsome!