I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

The illustrator of the book: This is disgusting! This is just like being unhappy in real life and trying to find a sense of immersion in the book, right?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I understand that, actually. Novels are a form of fantasy. If someone's life isn't going as planned in real life, you can't force them to suffer in their fantasy. People have the right to fantasize, and there's nothing wrong with that.

Red Snake Fairy: I just provided them with a platform to meet like in the original novel. Whether they can get together depends on themselves.

Lazy Kitten: So, you're saying that Ah Zhu knew the information about the leader's identity was fake? And she deliberately used this information to attract Xiao Feng's attention?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Why should it be fake? I don't lie. It's just that what Ah Zhu knows are only relevant clues.

After the message was sent, Li Mochou had already brought the time traveler Quan Guanqing to the Fulai Inn.

"Li, Fairy Li...what are you doing?" Quan Guanqing felt a little confused and wondered why the other party brought her to such a place.

"Come in, my husband is waiting." Li Mochou smiled and made a gesture of invitation.

Husband?

Hearing this title, Quan Guanqing froze in place, stunned.

810 Return to Earth to Perform

In the original novel of The Return of the Condor Heroes, is Li Mochou married?

Quan Guanqing didn't even need to think about it before he could give a negative answer. After all, the girl still had the toad blood on her arm when she died.

Not to mention marriage, she hasn't even given her virginity yet. But now, she actually admitted that she has a husband?

and many more!

Quan Guanqing suddenly realized something very serious. She was talking about "husband"? This is not an ancient term, right?

What's going on? What the hell is going on?

Quan Guanqing stared at the stunningly beautiful woman beside him in astonishment, his eyes revealing deep disbelief. Why would she use that name? What was going on?

"If you want to know the truth, it's inside." Li Mochou saw what he was thinking and smiled slightly, "Come with me." As he said that, he stepped into the inn first.

Quan Guanqing was silent for a moment, and finally took a step forward and followed.

The moment he entered the door, Quan Guanqing suddenly felt a strange sense of weightlessness. The world seemed to spin before his eyes, and the next moment the scene changed. His mouth dropped open, his face filled with dementia.

"This, this is..." What caught Quan Guanqing's eyes was a large room with a modern style.

He felt as if he had stepped into the living room of a modern family. The sofa, furnishings, lights, appliances, and the powerful large-scale display screen all gave him a strange feeling of time and space distortion.

"Looks familiar, doesn't it?" A gentle male voice sounded, bringing Quan Guanqing back to his senses. He looked towards the source of the voice, which was a handsome young man in short-sleeved home clothes.

"You, who are you?"

"He is my husband." Li Mochou, who also changed into modern home clothes and had her hair tied up behind her head, replied.

"My name is An Ran." An Ran smiled slightly and waved her hand, saying, "Don't be so reserved, please sit down." As she spoke, she took the lead and sat on the sofa in the living room.

Quan Guanqing was confused, but still sat next to him as he instructed.

"I think you haven't tasted the taste of coffee for a long time." An Ran picked up the teapot on the table and filled a cup with it. The aroma of coffee filled the air.

"Your Excellency, this is..."

"You don't need to use the ancient way of speaking here, just call me by my name." An Ran smiled and waved her hand, her tone gentle. "As you can see, I've modified this place a little so that we can talk more casually."

"Casual..." Quan Guanqing disagreed, feeling even more restrained. He was filled with doubts, yet at the same time, he was shocked by the other person's abilities.

This young man was probably beyond his imagination.

"It seems this arrangement has had the opposite effect. I'm so sorry." An Ran sighed helplessly and said, "Then let's get straight to the point. I invited you here because I wanted to talk to you, my fellow villager."

"My fellow countryman, you are indeed..."

"Well, I'm a time traveler too. But I'm a little luckier than you. I have a built-in cheat code."

An Ran did not hide this at all, and Quan Guanqing also showed an expression of sudden realization.

If that's the case, then it makes sense. The golden finger of this person must be very powerful, even able to bring Li Mochou to the world of Tianlong Babu.

Taking a deep breath, Quan Guanqing asked, "What is your purpose?"

"Don't be so nervous, let's talk first." An Ran waved her hand and said with a smile, "You are from the Deep Sea, right? I used to work at the Deep Sea Friendship Hospital."

"How do you know?" Quan Guanqing was confused.

"It might sound a bit pretentious to you, but there's very little I don't know about anything I want to know." An Ran smiled and said, "In a sense, I'm omniscient and omnipotent. For example, you've already started to outline the route map of Deep Sea Friendship Hospital in your mind, right?"

hiss.

Quan Guanqing gasped, his face filled with horror. How could this be so outrageous?

"There are many outrageous things in this world." An Ran's lips curled up as she said, "I've said before, I'm just a little luckier than you. I was given more resources, which is why I've been able to reach my current level."

"You are more than just lucky." Quan Guanqing gradually recovered his composure and complained.

Li Mochou interjected with a hint of meaning, "My husband's contribution is not just a little bit."

"Okay, I can imagine that." Quan Guanqing didn't refute, but agreed. "If you want to gain something, you must pay for it."

"It's good that you think so." An Ran nodded and said, "Are you used to being here?"

"I'm not used to it." Quan Guanqing sighed and said, "I found that I don't seem to be suitable for traveling through time. I have to learn all the behaviors and ways of speaking here from scratch. Even going to the bathroom is uncomfortable. When I leave, can you give me some toilet paper?"

puff.

When Li Mochou heard this, she almost couldn't hold back her laughter, but she finally held it back.

An Ran's expression remained unchanged, a smile on her face. "If you're not used to it here, I can take you back."

Quan Guanqing's expression changed drastically, and he stood up suddenly. "You can do this?"

It was beyond comprehension, it was truly beyond his comprehension.

Time travel itself is mysterious, but this "fellow villager" in front of me can not only travel through time, but also send people back? This is even more amazing than the system itself.

At least from the online novels he read, those systems were mostly unable to send people back.

"The so-called time travel is actually the forced transfer of a person to another universe." An Ran took a sip of coffee and slowly explained, "It's not easy to do this. It requires a sufficient understanding and perception of the laws of space. The same is true for returning. But returning is usually easier than time travel because of the signposts..."

"Brother, stop talking! I don't understand!" Quan Guanqing shook his head and said quickly, "I've thought about it, you should just send me back. Even if I have to continue working 996, it's better than being here."

"Don't worry, you probably won't need 996 anymore."

An Ran smiled and said, "Your current martial arts skills may not be top-notch in the Tianlong World, but at least on Earth, you're at the level of a little superman. With such abilities, it's easy to live a better life. If that doesn't work out, you can sell your skills."

811 Oops, I’m going to be locked up!

What the hell is this performing art?

Quan Guanqing was furiously complaining internally, completely at a loss for words. Performing arts? In this day and age, are there still performers performing arts? They'd be arrested by the city appearance team in a matter of minutes. It's affecting the city's appearance, hey!

"Don't worry, the city appearance team won't care under the South Bridge in Ping Scenic Area." An Ran said with a smile, "It's a designated stall area, so you can do whatever you want."

"So that's how it is. No wonder there are so many vendors over there." Quan Guanqing suddenly realized, finally solving a mystery that had been lingering in his heart. But then he suddenly realized, "No, wait! That's not what we're talking about! Isn't it a little strange that someone who has traveled through time and space would still go back to perform?"

"Every industry has its own logic and its own reason for existence." An Ran shook his head and said, "As long as there is an audience, it will exist."

"But I can't sell my art forever..."

"Of course, I'm just giving you a reference. What you decide to do and what you want to do is up to you."

"Alas! Thirty years have passed, and I can't do anything except drive a forklift." Quan Guanqing fell into reminiscence and sighed, saying, "Thinking about it, I'm afraid I can only sell my art when I go back."

"Not necessarily. You could open a martial arts gym or something." Li Mochou suggested, "Aren't gyms and martial arts schools very popular in your modern society?"

"It's indeed quite popular." An Ran nodded slightly in agreement.

"And you're not some fake martial arts master. You have real skills." Li Mochou continued, "Just showing off a few of your skills, are you afraid no one will come to you?"

"Yes, this is possible!" Quan Guanqing suddenly stood up, as if a sudden enlightenment had struck him. "I could open a martial arts school and teach martial arts! This is much more realistic than that lightning five-whip thing! I could even participate in mixed martial arts. I'm sure I'll maintain a winning streak and win the championship!"

"And then get sliced up?" An Ran blinked and said, "Don't forget that your martial arts skills can't be explained by science. Do you still want to participate in mixed martial arts?"

"Ah, this..."

"At least if you're a street performer, you can say you used special props to fool people. But in mixed martial arts, you have to take urine tests. How are you going to explain your small body killing a European or American strongman with one punch? Are you born with supernatural powers?"

"This, isn't it?"

"Will the audience believe it, but will the capitalists behind it also believe it? They will try every possible way to find out your secrets, even conducting a comprehensive study of your genes."

"Brother, stop talking...it's a bit scary!"

"I'm just stating a possibility. Maybe you can disguise it well?"

"Forget it." Quan Guanqing shook his head and said, "I'm not very confident in my acting skills, and I'm not very proficient in the operation of internal energy."

Lack of proficiency means the possibility of losing control.

Imagine him unleashing a burst of Qi attack under the watchful eyes of the crowd. That would be a complete disaster. It would definitely cause a huge uproar in the scientific community, and being used as a guinea pig for the exploration of scientific mysteries was inevitable.

"That's it." An Ran nodded and said, "Do you have anything else to say? Or, do you need us to pass on a message for you?"

"Please tell Brother Xiao thank you for me." Quan Guanqing was silent for a moment, then said, "Also, I'm sorry. As a time traveler, I didn't help him at all."

"Although I don't think you need to blame yourself, since you have already said it, we will help you convey the message to him." Li Mochou nodded and responded.

"Well, I'm relieved then." Quan Guanqing took a breath and drank the coffee on the table. "Next, what should I do..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Quan Guanqing suddenly found that the scene in front of him had completely changed.

He was standing on an open lawn surrounded by neatly planted green plants. In the distance, several elderly men in white training suits were leisurely practicing Tai Chi, while children were playing and splashing each other with water guns.

Quan Guanqing took a deep breath and slowly turned his head. What caught his eye was the familiar stone tablet with the four characters "Nanhuai Park" inscribed on it.

He's back, he's really back!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: He should be very happy to return to his hometown, right?

This is an actor: that’s something that will happen later, but he must be very distressed now.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

This is an actor: illegally carrying a controlled knife in the park, there is no way to escape detention.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Puff!

Book Artist: Ah, this...

Lazy Little Kitten: Brother Anran, you clearly noticed this, but you didn’t remind him.

This is an actor: I forgot about it too, and only remembered it after he left.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Detention, shouldn’t be a big deal?

Lazy Kitten: Normally, this would only result in a few days of detention. But there's a big problem here. He's a transmigrator, right? His original identity doesn't seem to match his current one.

Hatchet Girl: That’s terrible. I’ve become an illegal resident!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: ...

This is an actor: it’s not a big deal, it can be done later.

Lazy Kitten: Hahahaha, without considering these follow-up matters, he rushed back in time like this! This person is really stupid!

Curly-haired boy: Don't laugh! If you had this opportunity, you would go back too!

Lazy Kitten: You're not me, what do you know? I'm living a good life here, why would I go back? My parents have my younger brother to support them, they'd rather I disappear.

Book artist: Hiss, your topic has become a bit heavy.

Skirt Uplifter: Change your mindset, change your mindset! Here are my picks for the Five Tiger Generals! [Image] They'll represent Academy City in the competition!

Book Artist: Hmm, Mugino Shiori, Misaka Mikoto, Sogiita Gunha, and Yuuki Yuusaka? Who's the white-haired guy, Accelerator?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hmm, it’s amazing!

Book artist: You are not just stunning, you are even a little enchanting!

What caught Eriri's eye was a heavily made-up Accelerator. Not only was he wearing women's clothing, but it was a cool version! He looked like a street chick, completely devoid of his original style.

In response to this, Eriri just wanted to say well done!

812 The Female Ghost Knocks on the Door

Hatchet Girl: She is truly enchanting, with a kind of alluring charm. If she wasn't so plain, this adjective would be more appropriate.