I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Book artist:?

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Hatchet Girl: Ah, this... Mr. Deadpool, do you really have no idea at all?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Humans, sometimes they get so inflated that they lose their bearings. Just look at your username to see if you're really that handsome.

Lazy Kitten: It seems that this is not just a problem for humans, King Kong is also a little confused.

Book artist: Hahahaha, this complaint is very straightforward.

Everyone in the group chatted enthusiastically, and Xiaonan in Lanruo Temple was still showing off her acting skills. "Gentle? I just think this is what I should do. My ideal is to help every woman in need."

These words are extremely characteristic of Aquaman. If it were a modern woman, most of them would probably roll their eyes, or even slap Xiaonan and call her a scumbag.

But Nie Xiaoqian didn't. On the contrary, she seemed quite taken in by this. "Sir, your righteousness is truly impressive!" As she spoke, her body gradually moved closer to Xiaonan.

"Are you still cold?" Xiaonan asked with his head down.

"My body is cold, but my heart is warm." Nie Xiaoqian replied affectionately, "If you don't believe me, you can try it yourself."

Book artist: Holy crap!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Something is wrong, the atmosphere is a little off!

Curly: Damn it, why? Why didn't I go to that world?

Lazy Kitten: ??? Aren’t you afraid of ghosts?

Curly Hair: People should always try things that they fear! Only in this way can they grow and break through themselves!

Hatchet Girl: Awesome! As long as you can do this kind of dirty stuff, you don’t even care whether you’re a human or a ghost, right?

The Evildoer of Soul Society: In a sense, this guy is completely hopeless.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: What are you waiting for, Xiaonan? Come and try it!

Book artist: Forget it. I don’t think it’s something you can watch for free.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: You can't watch it even if it's paid, it will be harmonious. Besides, I'm not interested in too small ones.

After the message was sent, Xiaonan sat up in time, shook his head and said, "Miss, please don't do this. Men and women shouldn't be intimate with each other. I respect every girl very much. This kind of taking advantage of others is very bad."

If an ordinary girl heard this, she would definitely be called a prude. "You're not supposed to be touching someone, yet you're hugging their waist?" But Nie Xiaoqian, the innocent little ghost, truly believed that the other person was a gentleman, and the seductive expression on her face faded. "Your Excellency is right. I'm sorry for being rude."

Book Artist: Damn it, I can’t bear to read this anymore! She actually believed this?

Hatchet Girl: What is love brain? I guess this is love brain.

Skirt-lifting maniac: I suddenly realized a very important question. What did Xiaonan mean when she said earlier that she wasn't interested in anything too small? Oh my god, she's interested in anything big?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Of course! You guys don't know, I sleep with Sister Hua in my arms every day. She's so big, and I feel so safe holding her in my hands.

Lazy Kitten:???

The illustrator: "Perverted talk, you're being completely perverted, aren't you?!" But then again, if you think about it, that feeling is truly reassuring. Perhaps it's a bit like motherly?

Curly Hair: Mom's scent? Ah Li Jiang, this little thing of yours isn't genetic?

Book artist: Go to hell!

Eriri's cheeks flushed red with anger, and she was seething with rage. This kind of thing had always been a source of turmoil and pain for her. Now that this guy had brought it up again, it was really hard.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Don’t be angry, Ali-chan, let me show you what beautiful legs are.

As he spoke, Xiaonan lifted the hem of Nie Xiaoqian's skirt slightly, revealing her white, jade-like calves.

It must be said that although Nie Xiaoqian has become a ghost, her legs are still as perfect as works of art. Even Xiaonan, a woman, was amazed. "Girl, your legs are incredible."

"Sir, do you like it very much?" Nie Xiaoqian blinked, feeling delighted.

She didn't think the other party was being rude or being a playboy, but rather felt it was a genuine compliment. This made her feel overjoyed, even a little elated.

"I like you." Xiaonan didn't hide it and said frankly: "If anyone is lucky enough to marry you, it would be a real blessing."

"Take her home..." Nie Xiaoqian was stunned, and the whole ghost was stunned.

If her previous impression of Xiaonan was just that of a scholar she had a good impression of, then what Xiaonan said now really touched her heart.

She could sense that Xiaonan was sincere in what he said. Unlike those filthy men before, who were only after her body, this scholar in front of her truly wanted to make her happy!

Moving.

A wave of emotion, touching and thrilling, brewed within Nie Xiaoqian. She didn't even hear Xiaonan's last words. "I brought it back for you. Watching you tread on the pickles every day is a real treat."

Hatchet Girl:?

Book artist:?

Miss Beaver: Step on, step on the pickles? What's going on?

Lazy Kitten: Damn, old-style pickled cabbage, right? This tastes so good! Sister Xiaonan, I'm really impressed by you! You've already learned all these popular internet memes!

815 Big tongue!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: That’s because I have two good teachers, An Ran-san and you. It is your experience that taught me.

Lazy Kitten: What merits have I, a little kitty, to be your teacher? Aren't you flattering me too much?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: The master is the one who is more accomplished. At least when it comes to playing with memes, you are at the forefront.

The illustrator: Indeed. And who would have thought that An Ran-sang, with her thick eyebrows and big eyes, could be so good at playing memes?

Although the group owner rarely uses memes in the group, I can tell from memory that he was also a meme master in his previous life on Earth. Moreover, he also liked to play meme games with his patients and clients.

This is an actor: that's nature.

An Ran replied to the message, and continued to focus on the white-haired girl in the Demon Hunter Continent through layers of barriers.

Ciri, exhausted from the journey, had arrived at Malhorn in Ebbing on her beloved Kelpie.

Dirty dirt roads crisscross the city, with low, dilapidated thatched houses scattered across the landscape. The eyes of passersby are empty and numb, with almost no trace of hope or longing on their faces.

It’s hard to imagine that this is the royal capital of a country.

Compared to the royal cities that Ciri had visited before, this place was more like a village where people gathered.

of course.

Ciri also knew that Ebbing was never like this before. It was once prosperous, and people had bright smiles and beautiful aspirations on their faces.

The culprit for the current situation is Nilfgaard and its current ruler, Emperor Emhyr, who dances with white flames on the graves of his enemies.

It was he and his Nilfgaardian army who invaded Ebbing, turning this once shining pearl into its current state.

Just as they had done in their own country of Sintra, the country had suffered terrible massacres and plunder when it was annexed.

Those who have lost their loved ones and everything will become so numb and have empty eyes.

"Alas." Ciri sighed slightly, her heart becoming even more resolute in her ideal. She wanted to change everything. She wanted Nilfgaard to pay the price!

But first, she has to rescue Yennefer.

Thinking this in her heart, she cast her eyes towards the distant coastline. There, she could see a castle looming high on the cliff.

That was her destination, Styga Castle.

According to the prophecy in her dream and the intelligence she had gathered, Yennefer was imprisoned there. And the one who captured Yennefer was none other than the continent's renowned force mage, Viggo Fortes.

This is a tough opponent, very challenging. But now Ciri is fearless, she is like a newborn calf, still eager to fight against a tiger with sharp teeth.

drive!

After locking onto the target, Ciri threw the reins, and the Kelpie moved forward according to her will.

Shortly after she left, a group of distinctively dressed men and women set foot on the streets of Mulhorn.

The leader, with white hair and two swords slung behind his back, was none other than Geralt, the master witcher known as the "White Wolf." Joining him in the search for the girl were the bard Dandelion, the huntress Mival, the Nilfgaardian knight Kelsier, the high-ranking vampire Emil Regis, and Angouleme, who bore a striking resemblance to Ciri.

Due to some strange circumstances, the father and daughter lost the chance to meet each other. One cannot help but sigh that fate is really amazing.

If the plot of the original novel had developed as it did, when they met again, many people in the team would have passed away forever.

Shaking her head, An Ran withdrew her gaze. "Have you decided where to go next?"

"Let's go to Leigushan." Li Mochou beside him nodded slightly and said without hesitation.

"You want to see Wuyazi?" Anran blinked.

"I won't see him. It's too embarrassing." Li Mochou shook her head and turned her gaze to Wang Yuyan beside her. "Let Yan'er go see him and get his inheritance back."

"Alright."

Listening to the conversation between the two, Wang Yuyan and Mu Wanqing looked at each other, their expressions a little confused.

Li Mochou and An Ran did not explain much, and the driverless carriage slowly drove towards Leigushan.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Oh my god, Sister Xiaonan, something is wrong with you!

The illustrator: This is absolutely wrong. This is a serious problem! We came here to watch premium content, and you guys just spent the entire evening reciting poetry and writing couplets? This is really unfair to us, the audience!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: What kind of paid content do you want? (Expression: rolling eyes)

Hatchet Girl: If they really want to create some paid content, An Ran-san will have to pick up his knife and chop people. No one here can escape!

Book Artist: Ahem, I'm just using a metaphor! This paid content is just an appropriate metaphor, so don't make too many connections!

Lazy Little Kitten: Just a joke, Sister Xiaonan and Nie Xiaoqian can really create paid content.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: You look down on me? I'm coming right now!

As if stimulated, Xiaonan stopped what he was doing and suddenly grabbed Nie Xiaoqian's ankle.

The little ghost girl was startled for a moment, then collapsed completely, her eyes full of envy, as if ready to let the other party do whatever he wanted. But she soon realized that something was wrong.

A strange itching sensation spread from the soles of the feet.

"Young Master! What are you doing?" Nie Xiaoqian's face changed drastically and she said in disbelief.

"It's a foot massage, don't move."

“No blood, no pain!”

"Itchy? Then you need to press it even harder. You have kidney problems!"

"Hahahaha... No! It's too itchy, sir, please stop it!"

The two of them pulled at each other, accompanied by bursts of laughter, and the whole scene became very strange. Unohana Retsu just watched quietly from the side, feeling that he was a little redundant.

Jingle Bell.

Nie Xiaoqian was stunned when a clear bell rang out. "It's over!" She struggled to break free from Xiaonan's evil hand and stood up suddenly.

"Don't be afraid, it's nothing." Xiaonan patted her hand gently and comforted her.

"Master, you don't know..." Nie Xiaoqian's expression was filled with worry and panic. "It's over, it's completely over now! Go away, get out of here! The farther the better, and never come back!"

Xiaonan still kept a smile on his face and said calmly, "It's just a big tongue, don't be afraid."

816 The Eruption of the Reincarnation

"Master, I'll take you out the back door!" Nie Xiaoqian was so worried that she couldn't sit still. "No, no! The back door has already been exposed. Xiaohong has already told Grandma about it!"

In a hurry, she no longer cared much and even exposed the fact that she had been to Lanruo Temple many times and even knew there was a backdoor.

"Are you listening to me?" Xiaonan also felt a little speechless. This girl had a serious problem of talking to herself.

Was it the overwhelming love he had for himself, or the deep-seated fear of the dryad that had etched itself into his soul? Or was it both?

"Sir, now is not the time to talk about this." Reaching out to grab Xiaonan's wrist, Nie Xiaoqian said loudly: "Let's go quickly, it should still be in time."

"It's too late." Xiaonan smiled helplessly and spread his hands.

With her spiritual perception, she could naturally sense that the large tongue had already drilled into the ground of Lanruo Temple and was about to break out of the earth.

"What did you say?" Nie Xiaoqian finally reacted and blinked. "By the way, what did you just say about big tongue?"

"Finally came to your senses?" Xiaonan looked at her calmly, as if smiling.

"You, you know?" Nie Xiaoqian seemed to understand something and quickly took two steps back. "You know everything?"

Ordinary people certainly don't understand what a big tongue is. It's a special ability that Grandma uses to absorb people's yang energy and essence. Anyone who has seen it should be dead.

But the scholar in front of him not only knew it, but also acted unusually calmly. There was obviously something wrong here, a big problem!