I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Upskirt Maniac: Wow, another Naruto world?

Lazy Kitten: It’s probably like a parallel world. There are many such settings in online novels.

Book artist: It’s quite interesting to think about it this way. Maybe there will be another Xiaonan sister or Anran-san?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Ah, my other darling! If that's the case, will you and I be together in that world?

This is an actor: overthinking.

An Ran's mouth twitched, and she wanted to complain.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Why not? I believe they will be together! This is fate destined by God!

This is an actor: Let alone my identity as a time traveler, I don't exist in the original Naruto. Just talking about the uniqueness of the group members, this possibility is destined to not exist.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Book Artist: What does the uniqueness of group members mean?

This is an actor: the protective nature of the group's rules. Once a member enters this group, it is impossible for them to exist in another world. Whether in a parallel world or a derivative dimension, only the individual who entered the group exists.

The villains in Soul Society: There are actually such rules?

Hatchet Girl: What about Kisame-san?

This is an actor: because he went to that parallel world of Naruto, that's why there is Kisame there. Do you understand?

Lazy Kitten: Ah! In other words, Kisame didn't originally exist in that world? So, because Kisame went to that world, Hoshigaki Kisame appeared?

It's an actor: Yes.

Book Artist: How amazing.

Skirt-lifting maniac: If Konan-sister doesn’t go to the Hokage over there, then Konan-sister won’t exist in the Hokage over there?

This is an actor: Yeah, if you don’t believe it, you can ask Kisame to investigate.

Shark-Faced Guy: No need to investigate, there's definitely no Konan. And, I even ran into someone I know. [Image] Does this look familiar? She's my partner now.

Kisame sent a photo of Uchiha Itachi, wearing a black robe with red clouds, and a Konoha forehead protector with a deep scratch in the middle.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Itachi-san, you have grown up.

The illustrator of the book: Pfft, Xiaonan-sister, don't make a mistake! This is not the Uchiha Itachi you know, this is the original version from the original novel!

Lazy Little Kitten: It looks so weird. I don’t think it’s as handsome as in the comics.

Skirt-lifting maniac: There is always a gap between the second dimension and the third dimension, just like the gap between fantasy and reality.

Lazy Little Kitten: But there is no such sense of disparity when it comes to Aizen played by Anran brother. He seems to be even more handsome than the Aizen in the comics.

The evildoer in Soul Society: Because Aizen in the comics is an adult man, and Anran is only in his teens, he looks like a young and lively person.

Hatchet Girl: Haha, Sister Hua, you are so real.

Skirt-lifting maniac: What if it looks like a cabbage that hasn’t fully grown?

Curly Hair: That's right, our president is indeed a cabbage that hasn't grown yet. And you bitches are like pigs trying to get the cabbage. Isn't this a very appropriate metaphor?

Book artist: Exactly your sister!

Lazy Kitten: Yin, you are the pig!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Go to hell, Gin-san!

Curly: I hit a sore spot, didn't I? You stinky pigs, you only care about other people's cabbages!

The Villain of Soul Society: Gin, are you jealous that no one cares about you?

Curly-haired boy: How, how is that possible! Who wants you bunch of stinky women to be thinking about me? Gin-san, a handsome guy like me, there shouldn’t be too many people of the opposite sex who like me!

Wig: Yes, I agree with that. For example, elderly people of the opposite sex like Tose-san.

Curly hair: ???

Book artist: Hahahaha, I agree with this too!

Hatchet Girl: Gin-san, honestly, Granny Touse is really suitable for you! Otherwise, will you just give in?

Curly-haired boy: Take it from your sister! What do you think of my future and my life, you bastards!

Lin Fengjiao: With all due respect, Ah Yin. If you continue living this way, you'll essentially have no future or life. So, you might as well find a good woman to marry. Apparently, Deng Shi's mother-in-law is that kind of woman.

Curly-haired boy: You bastard, do you have some misunderstanding about the word "girl"? Is that a girl? Is that really a girl? That's a monster. Okay, I'll give you a big monster with a sneaky snake hand in a minute!

The artist of the book: Damn, what the hell is this hidden snake hand!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: If I remember correctly, that seems to be Orochimaru's move, right?

Lazy Kitty: Granny Tose's voice actor is Orochimaru, so Gin was being a bit of a pun. I never expected you, an anime character, to play on voice actor memes. Aren't you afraid you'll get played too?

Curly: You are a cat that is played with by others every day. What qualifications do you have to say such things?

Lazy little kitty: You're the one being played with every day! I'm called a cat master, and humans are just poop scoopers and tools to me, okay? Don't confuse this basic concept, asshole!

Curly-haired guy: Oh? If that's the case, then why are you still sending your woman inner energy to help her awaken? If the tool breaks down, wouldn't it be better to just replace it?

Lazy Kitten: Stupid! A true tool should be tough and durable, maximizing the owner's benefit! I'll help her awaken, and her strength will increase, which will make her work even more diligent. Isn't it better to have an awakened person as a tool than an ordinary person?

Curly: Haha, you can numb yourself with this kind of perverse logic all you want! But it won't change the fact that you are just a tool cat, just a tool cat.

Lazy little kitty: Damn, I’m going to fight you today!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Luo Luo, calm down, don't be angry! The angrier you are, the happier Yin will be! To deal with someone like him, you must first maintain a calm mindset!

Book Artist: Right. Don't play tricks on him, just be direct and criticize him.

Hatchet Girl: Ahem. Everyone, pause for a moment. I suddenly thought of a very important question. Kisame-san, you didn't originally exist in the new Naruto world, right? So how did you get to know Itachi-san?

354 I, Xiaonan, will never turn evil!

Book Artist: Yeah, what's going on here? Uchiha Itachi isn't the kind of person who likes to help others, right?

Curly-haired guy: And even if he is willing to help, you, a piece of sashimi, can't even be called a human being!

Foul-mouthed Leather Man: Oh, just like you, a curly-haired dog, can only be a dog forever?

Lazy little kitty: Hahaha, so annoying!

Curly-haired boy: Deadpool, you bastard, Gin-san, I didn’t mess with you, did I?

Foul-mouthed man: What's wrong with you? Uncle, I'm just making an analogy. Is there something wrong with my analogy?

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, not at all!

Chi Lian Fairy: This time I stand with Deadpool.

Soul Society's Leading Villain: Gin sometimes really does go too far with his words and needs a good lesson.

Curly: I get it, I totally get it! You bastards are just jealous of me, Gin-san, because I'm so handsome! But it's natural, even Gin-san can't change it!

Lazy Kitten:?

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

This is an actor: @curlyhair, I have no grudge against you. Why are you acting so silly and trying to make fun of me?

Book artist: Hahahaha, this is a rant! As expected of An Ran-san, her rants are so refreshing and refined!

Lin Fengjiao: What does "hanpi" mean?

Lazy Kitten: Probably like idiot, fool, and idiot, which is very consistent with Ayin's personality and tone.

Wig: Indeed, these adjectives can perfectly describe Gintoki.

Curly-haired guy: You are the only idiot who has no right to criticize me. Go to hell!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I just realized that the topic has been diverted again. Shouldn't it be Kisame-san's turn to answer the question now? (Expression: Facepalm)

Artist: Yeah, I almost forgot about the main thing again. Kisame-san, what's going on between you and Uchiha Itachi?

Foul-mouthed Man: Could it be that you two former best friends have transcended the barriers of time and space to rekindle your love? Oh, this is truly a touching love story.

Shark-Faced Guy: That's not the case. It's just that after I sent you that message, I received memories of my actions in this world.

Book Artist: Huh?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Memory? Why do we have this memory?

Shark-Faced Guy: "I'm also very curious. It's like I'm being catalyzed in this world. In just a few seconds of memory acquisition, it feels like I've lived in this world for decades. In this world, just like in the original Naruto, I was invited by Uchiha Obito to join the Akatsuki."

Lazy Kitten: Ah, I think I understand! Is this like character implantation? The rules of this group, through some unknown means, have forcibly inserted Kisame, a non-existent being, into this world. And not only has he been inserted, but he's also changed the minds of everyone in this world!

Book artist: For example, let Uchiha Itachi feel that Kisame-san is his teammate who has been working with him for a long time?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: If that's the case, then it makes sense.

Curly Hair: Damn, what on earth is this group? They can change other people's cognition and thinking at will, and even do such unbelievable things?

Lazy Little Kitten: I don’t know. I originally thought that Penguin Empire’s business had expanded to all the heavens and worlds.

This is an actor: Penguin Empire is okay, but I don't think Mahua Teng has such ability. This group is probably not created by humans, but rather a product derived from will. As for the source, I have no idea.

Skirt-lifting maniac: If you are not sure, don’t think about it. This group won’t harm us anyway.

It's an actor: that's for sure. Even its theme and rules encourage its members to grow and conquer the world.

Illustrator: I don't even understand high-level stuff like group chat rules, so I'm really curious... How did Nagato manage to rise to prominence without Konan? And without Konan, Pain wouldn't have been able to appear, right?

Shark-Faced Guy: But Pain does exist, and he's the leader of Akatsuki. I'm not entirely sure what the situation is, do you need me to ask?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: That's not good. Wouldn't asking about this kind of thing arouse Nagato's suspicion? What if there's a conflict?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Facing the current Kisame-san, Nagato will definitely be beaten. (Expression: neither laughing nor crying)

This is an actor: In fact, even without asking, you can guess that it should be a correction of the plot. If Konan-senpai goes to that world, this correction will be put back in its place.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: And now that I’m not there, this correction will be filled by other events?

This is an actor: Ah, that's how it is.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Interesting! If I go to that world and come back, will this loophole reappear? If I repeat this a few times, won't the world be broken?

Xiaonan's eyes instantly became bright, as if a child had found a new toy.

Fairy Scarlet Snake: Xiaonan, are you crazy?

Book artist: Sister Xiaonan, there is something wrong with you!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Sister Xiaonan, please put away your dangerous thoughts, what are you going to do?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Without my dear, this kind of Hokage is not worthy of being called Hokage! Just let it disappear forever, hahahaha!

Hatchet Girl: Oh my god!

Lazy Kitty: Sister Xiaonan? Is this... a dark turn?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, no, I was just kidding, don't be so nervous. Do I look like someone who would turn evil?

The villain in Soul Society: Who is holding a grapefruit?

Book artist: Who smashed the stone table with a hammer?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: That's not a dark turn. It's just a violent mood swing, right, dear?

This is an actor: it should be... right?

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Hahahaha, An Ran-san's uncertain tone! Since I joined the group, I've never seen him answer questions with such uncertainty!

The artist of the book: I was forced to answer yes.

This is an actor: Actually, this is a false proposition. Because once you go to that world, your record is saved there. Even if you come back, this record will not be deleted.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Damn it, how could this happen!

The illustrator of the book: Sister Konan, your reaction... do you really want to destroy the Naruto world? Think about Nagato-san, he's your good friend!

355 Kisame's Doubts

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Hahahaha, don't be nervous, don't be nervous. Look at my nickname, it's an angel, not a devil. At least sigh a little, don't make too many associations.

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, your tone doesn’t sound like you’re expressing emotion at all!

The artist of the book: This is definitely a sign of his transformation into evil!