I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Shark-Faced Guy: But I don't plan on running around. I just want to take some time off and improve my skills.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, you want to.

Curly-haired boy: This is the organization's decision, Comrade Kisame! Are you planning to disobey?

Hatchet Girl: Think about it, Comrade Kisame. Even if you go to another world, wouldn't you still be able to improve your strength? Not only that, you might even find a girlfriend!

Shark-faced guy: I don’t want a girlfriend!

The illustrator of the book: You can have a boyfriend even if you don't want a girlfriend. You just have to believe in yourself! It's just an ordinary button, click it and enjoy it for a year! What are you waiting for? Take action now!

351 Kitten's Shock

Lazy Kitten: Hahahaha, one click and you can play for a year! Reminds me of the playful Blue Moon back then.

This is an actor: the equipment doesn’t cost a penny, right?

Lazy Kitten: Yeah. Those ads are gone now, replaced by even weirder ones. Things change so quickly, just like life.

Skirt-lifting maniac: "Lolo-chan, don't forget you're a cat. A cat's life is a cat's life, not a human's."

Lazy Kitten: Shut up! Cat is just my appearance, human is my core! I will never give up my human identity, never!

The indignant kitten stood up and let out a cute "meow!" She wanted to resist and fight! She would never submit to this unfair world until she could finally eat braised pork!

Click.

Just at this moment, the sound of the door handle turning was heard again.

Damn, the poop scooper is back!

Qi Luoli was horrified and quickly stuffed the bottle on the sofa into her personal space. She also lay back on the cushion and curled up into a ball.

Her eyes were half-closed and half-open, pretending to be hazy, and she watched her owner slowly walk into the room with her peripheral vision.

Hmm? Something seems off.

She found that her usually energetic poop scooper had a shaky step and walked crookedly, looking like a man with a hangover.

How dare this woman drink outside behind my back?

Qi Luoli suddenly felt a little emotional, as if she had been cheated. Didn't we agree on a mission? The mission was to drink with someone? Believe it or not, I'm running away from home, you bastard!

Her eyes opened instantly, and Qi Luoli leaped forward, wanting to jump onto Ye Rong and teach this woman a lesson. However, she never expected that the moment her body touched her poop scooper, she fell to the ground with a plop.

Still, you're still playing the scam, right?

Qi Luoli was completely shocked, thinking that this woman was really full of tricks now. She had learned bad things, completely bad things! Damn it, I was still worried about her at home, and she actually...

Wait, come to think of it, I wasn't really worried at all? I was just watching the live streams and chatting in the group chats. But none of that mattered. What mattered was that this owner had the guts to deceive me. This was absolutely intolerable!

The furious kitten stretched out its little paw and wanted to punch her, but the moment the little pad on its paw touched her cheek, it retracted as if it had been electrocuted.

Good, so hot!

The kitten's eyes were filled with seriousness. The other person's body temperature was definitely beyond the limit of human endurance. What was going on? What was going on?

After a moment of inaction, she suddenly noticed a layer of black smoke rising from behind Ye Rong. The smoke slowly rose upwards, eventually condensing into a strange, large face.

This bizarre phenomenon made Qi Luoli completely stunned, and her fur stood up. "Ah, Aladdin's magic lamp?"

Soon after the large face appeared, it began to speak in human language, its tone sounding very gentle. "Don't be afraid, little kitty. I am..."

Nine Yin Divine Claws!

Before the human face could finish its words, Qi Luoli raised her small claws and immediately grabbed at the big face. A huge golden claw shadow appeared in the air, and a scorching hot breath instantly filled the entire room.

puff.

The claw shadow swept past, and the big face became distorted and then dissipated, turning into green smoke.

Qi Luoli took a deep breath and patted her chest. "Oh my god, I'm so scared. What on earth did this woman do to bring such a monster home? If I were still the weak, powerless little cat I used to be, I'd probably be devoured by now."

Ugh.

Shaking her head helplessly, Qi Luoli stretched out her claws and pressed against Ye Rong's brow. She planned to try to use her internal energy to heal her wounds and cool her down. After all, the Nine Yin Manual martial arts also included a chapter on healing.

But before she could make a move, the black smoke that had dissipated began to gather again. However, the big face, which was originally full of energy, turned into a weak face like kidney deficiency.

"Damn, it's not over yet, is it?" The kitten cursed and raised its little paws to attack again.

"No, no, no, Master Cat!" Unexpectedly, the big face began to beg for mercy. "It's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. We are family! I am Rongrong's grandfather!"

"You old thing, you don't know how to live or die, and you still want to take advantage of me?" The little kitten was furious, and the true energy was surging all over his body.

"Really? I mean it!" Big Face, scorched by the masculine energy, seemed to be wearing a mask of pain. He quickly explained, "I really am Rongrong's grandfather. My name is Ye Guoming... I usually live in the hairpin Rongrong wears. I saw it with my own eyes when she brought you back that day."

"Oh?" The kitten was startled, glancing at the hairpin on its owner's head. Sure enough, it could see wisps of black smoke gradually condensing on it. "You say you're this woman's grandfather, what's the proof, meow?"

"Of course there is. There's a photo of her and me on the bookshelf over there." Seeing the kitten's momentum slow down, Ye Guoming finally breathed a sigh of relief. It was too terrifying. The aura emitted by this cat was simply the nemesis of spirits like them.

The owner's house is not big, and the bookshelf is not far from here. The kitten can see it just by looking up. The old man in the photo is indeed about 70% similar to the big face in front of him.

Considering the hairstyle and the difference between the human and the ghost, it is basically certain that this big face is indeed the owner's grandfather.

"But why is Grandpa's soul inhabiting my granddaughter's hairpin?" The kitten narrowed her eyes and questioned again. "Do you have other intentions? Are you trying to reincarnate?" As she spoke, her imposing aura surged forth once more.

Big Face was completely stunned. He was shocked by the cat's train of thought. "Don't get me wrong, I just want to do my best to protect her."

"Protect? Is this how you're protected?"

Although the kitten's tone was unkind, she eventually retracted her anger. Actually, if Ye Guoming really wanted to harm the poop scooper, he wouldn't have had to wait until now.

"There's a reason for this; it's force majeure!" Ye Guoming took a breath and said, "Do you know what bloodline awakening is?"

"I don't know!" the kitten puffed out its chest and answered confidently. Then, as if it had thought of something unbelievable, it exclaimed in surprise. "Hey, hey, hey, you can actually understand me?"

352 Kisame becomes Kisame

Lazy Kitten: Brothers are so cute, brothers are so cute! Big event!

The illustrator of the book: Who is your brother? Call him sister! Call Eriri-sama!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I’m dying of laughter. I don’t even know what’s big about Ali-chan.

Book Artist: Leizi-chan, what do you mean by that? What do you mean by "I don't know where I am big"? What are you implying?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Well, I was just saying it casually.

The illustrator of the book: What the hell, don't think I don't know you're hinting at me! Damn it, it's better not to do this sister thing!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Don’t be angry, don’t be angry, it’s just a joke.

Curly: Are you kidding me? Aren't you just stating the facts? Is it impossible to be truthful these days? There's no such thing!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Ah Yin, you are adding fuel to the fire, right?

Hatchet Girl: This is clearly a matter between us girls, Gin-san, please don’t interrupt!

Curly-haired boy: Ha, is this group run by you stinky women? Gin-san, since I'm a member of this group, I have the freedom to express my opinions!

Book artist: It’s good that you have the freedom to express your opinions, but we also have the freedom to boycott you.

Upskirt Maniac: Yes, we can all boycott you!

The Evil Leading Man in Soul Society: Everyone in the group is still as lively as ever.

Lazy Kitten: This is way beyond the realm of fun, it's clearly just a quarrel. Does Gin always become the target of public criticism like this?

This is an actor: Not every time, maybe eight out of ten times it happens like this.

Lazy Little Kitten: What’s the difference between this and every time? Is it so miserable?

Lin Fengjiao: There must be something hateful about pitiful people, so don't take it too seriously. Miss Luo Li, what big event did you want to talk about earlier?

Lazy Kitten: Ah, watching them quarrel made me forget what I was doing. There's something over here that can actually understand me! It can understand me!

Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: Hey, man! This is amazing! So amazing, I'm almost scratching my dandruff! You want to see my dandruff? It's white and a little red! Oh, damn... that's real scalp!

Book artist: Damn, could you please stop using such graphic elements? You're making me sick!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Scalp? You actually grabbed your scalp off?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Deadpool, please don’t spread this disgusting behavior in the group.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: But then again, what exactly does Luoluo want to express? In this group, we can understand what you are saying.

Lazy little kitty: I’m not talking in the group, I’m typing, okay!

This is an actor: Oh, are you trying to say that there is something in your world that can understand your cat language?

Lazy Kitten: Yes, yes, I am really shocked!

Hatchet Girl: What is this thing? It’s not a human?

Lazy Kitten: It's not a human, it's this! [Image]

Book Artist: Is this... a ghost?

Curly-haired boy: Bullshit, it's a Stand user! Damn it, why does it seem like every world has a Stand user?

Lazy Little Kitten: Why do you associate it with the Stand User? JOJO’s Stand User is not like that!

Hatchet Girl: Don't bother with him. Gin-san is just afraid of ghosts. Does the spirit over there, Luo Luo-chan, have any special abilities? Can it kill people by using rules?

Qi Luoli glanced at the large face with a flattering smile not far away and sent a message back: "It seems not possible, and it seems quite weak." Of course, this is not the point. The point is that it can actually communicate with me! It's amazing!

It's an actor: It's interesting, but why is it suddenly communicating with you?

Lazy Kitten: You may not believe it, but it is actually my shit scooper’s grandfather…

Qi Luoli began to describe in a simple and clear manner the whole process of how she and Da Lian got to know each other through fighting. On the other side, Hoshigaki Kisame had already arrived in a completely new world.

Yes, he had already used the random shuttle function. As a member of the organization, Kisame still felt that he should obey the organization's arrangements.

And he really had nothing to do, and he was also curious about this new feature, so he clicked the green button.

After a dizzying moment, I found myself standing on the top of a cliff. Looking out, I saw clear water, green mountains, and vast, lush forests all around.

So, where is this place?

Kisame scratched his head and was about to send a message to the organization to report the situation. But at this moment, the light screen in front of him suddenly flashed a series of prompts.

【Congratulations on arriving at this random shuttle destination】

[World information scanning completed, character information matching begins]

[You have obtained a qualified identity: Hoshigaki Kisame]

?

Seeing this inexplicable prompt from the system, a huge question mark rose in Kisame's head. He opened the group chat interface and copied and sent the message to the group without hesitation.

Lazy Kitten:?

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

The illustrator: What the hell is this? Is it the proper identity of Hoshigaki Kisame? Aren’t you Kisame?

Curly: Damn, so the real shark is dead? Who is inheriting his skin now? Is it an unknown invader from the fifth planet?

Shark-Faced Guy: That joke you told was really funny, Gin-san. My jaw almost dislocated from laughing.

Curly-haired guy: See, this guy is definitely not sashimi! Real sashimi can't possibly have this kind of comedian talent!

This is an actor: The message you sent is very interesting, Kisame. I think I already know which world you are in now.

Lin Fengjiao:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: An Ran-san, tell the child quickly! The child is so curious!

This is an actor: Isn’t this very simple? In which world does the character Hoshigaki Kisame exist?

Lazy Kitten: Is this a Naruto Shippuden mobile game? Build Konoha in seconds, waiting for you to play?

The illustrator of the book: Pfft, what the hell is this mobile game! No matter how I think about it, it can’t be a mobile game!

This is an actor: it may be a mobile game, but mobile games are also derived from the real world. If the world of mobile games evolves into the real world, then its irrationality will naturally be eliminated.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: In other words, this is another real Naruto world?

353 Cat Master and Tool Man