I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

The villain in Soul Society: Is the ultimate goal to kill all the women in the new Naruto world to prevent Anran from falling in love with someone else?

Curly: Damn! If we follow this logic, then Xiaonan might actually be able to do it.

Hatchet Girl: Calm down, calm down, Sister Xiaonan! This won't solve the core problem. If An Ran-sang really wants to fall in love with someone else, even if you kill all the women in that world, it won't help.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Well, even if there aren't any girls in Naruto, there are girls in Bleach. Even if there aren't any girls in Bleach, there are girls from other worlds. Can you really keep killing endlessly like this?

This is an actor:?

An Ran felt this was outrageous. What was going on? Was she being dragged into this whole mess again? According to the logic of these idiotic group members, was she the seeding machine for all worlds?

Lazy Little Kitten: Brother Anran was confused and felt that he had suffered an unexpected disaster.

Book artist: Don’t pay attention to him, the main thing now is to do Sister Xiaonan’s job well!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: You're not right, Ms. Ali! Mr. Enron is clearly the source, aren't you missing the point?

The illustrator: A woman's mind isn't something you can fathom. There are so many factors involved. It requires professional expertise and strategic planning, so please don't get involved.

Lin Fengjiao: ...

Lin Jiu felt that he had been confused by Ying Lili's remarks. They sounded reasonable, but when he thought about it carefully, they were all meaningless words.

What factors, what problems? No specific expertise or countermeasures were specified; the real key point was the final sentence: "Don't add to the chaos."

All the prefixes are just to cater to this point, which is to make King Kong shut up.

Lin Jiu pondered this for a long time and finally understood. Ying Lili's behavior was probably just a pretense. It was just like the warlords' staff here, deceiving the common people.

This group is really amazing. No matter what topic we discuss, it always makes people feel inspired and learn a lot.

With a sigh in his heart, Lin Jiu looked towards Feng Manxiang, who was discussing some strange topic with Ren Yingying not far away. As if sensing his gaze, Feng Manxiang also turned her eyes to the side.

When their eyes met, the rabbit spirit suddenly pouted and gave Lin Jiu a gentle "boo".

Uh.

Lin Jiu was stunned for a moment, his face flushed red. Fairy, it really is a female fairy!

Not daring to look him in the eye again, Lin Jiu quickly lowered his head and turned his gaze to the group chat interface again.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I was just joking, don't take it seriously! Who would implicate all the women in the world for something like this? Even if I wanted to kill them all, I wouldn't be able to! (Expression: Covering my face)

Lazy Little Kitten: But Sister Xiaonan, your behavior makes people think so much. I can’t blame people for thinking too much.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I can’t accept that my account will be saved when I go there. I can’t even change my identity to cause trouble! Anyone can recognize that I am Xiaonan from the Akatsuki organization. I can’t be the mastermind behind the scenes.

This is an actor: it's okay, as long as you can act. First, fake your own death, then hide behind the scenes and manipulate the entire plot. Make everything develop the way you want, and still be the mastermind.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Forget it, forget it. I don't have the acting skills of my dear, I'll be exposed. And all the planning is exhausting, I hate using my brain.

The illustrator: I, too, hate using my brain to plot. So I'm just going to go for it: establish an organization and conquer the world.

Skirt-lifting maniac: But Ali-chan, you also disguised your identity, didn’t you? Didn’t you plan to go behind the scenes at the beginning?

The illustrator of the book: What the hell, I regret it so much now!

Because of her hidden identity, the girls in the organization all thought she was incredibly handsome. They flirted with her, making it extremely annoying for a straight woman like her.

The most ridiculous thing is that this woman, Kasumigaoka, is secretly fanning the flames! She hints everywhere that there's an incredibly handsome face underneath Eriri's cloak. According to Kasumigaoka, even she herself is tempted.

I'm attracted to your sister!

Ying Lili was so angry that she gritted her teeth. One day she would make this stinky woman pay the price!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Huh? Why do you regret it?

Hatchet Girl: Could it be that you are being pursued madly by girls because you didn’t reveal your true appearance?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Like Lei Zi, you opened a harem in your own world?

Book Artist: How, how is this possible! There is no such thing!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I don’t have a harem!

The Villain of Soul Society: The two of you gave such an eerily consistent answer that it's hard not to be suspicious.

Lazy Kitten: Open, open a harem? Open a harem is the kind of harem I'm thinking of? Ruizi-chan opened a harem in Academy City?

This is an actor: Ah, that's what you think. Some of the characters we're familiar with in Toaru Majutsu no Index are actually members of Ruiko's harem. For example, Misaka Mikoto, Mugino Shiori, and Kamijou Kaori...

Lazy little kitty: Hiss, my Lei Zi is so awesome!

The angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Call him Master Lei.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: You, why are you guys doing this again?! I said it wasn't a harem, and Miss Kanzaki and I are just friends who occasionally chat! Why are you involving her too?

Hatchet Girl: Miss Kanzaki is a friend, the others are the harem. I understand!

Curly: No, you still don't understand. So-called friends are actually just the reserve team for the harem! Sooner or later, they will become harem members. Don't underestimate our Master Tear!

Lazy Little Kitten: I understand, I understand, Master Lei is awesome!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I’m numb. It’s up to you.

Riri Saten sighed deeply and decided to lie down.

Shark-faced guy: Excuse me, have you ever heard of the name Hatake Ryufu in the Naruto world?

Illustrator: I haven't heard of it. The Hatake family? It seems like only Kakashi and his son appear, right?

Hatchet Girl: What’s wrong with this person?

Shark-faced guy: He is the fifth Hokage of Konoha.

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Curly: Huh? What the hell? The Fifth Hokage?

The artist of the book: Shouldn’t that be Tsunade? What the hell is Hatake Ryukaze?

This is an actor: Interesting, it seems that something happened in the Naruto world where Kisame is that we don’t know about.

Skirt-lifting maniac: So what is going on here, time traveler?

Lazy Kitten: It must be a time traveler, it must be a time traveler! This is trouble, it's going to be a big disaster!

The kitten's eyes were wide open, and an anxious expression appeared on his face.

A world where a time traveler appeared, what could possibly happen? And this time traveler had achieved considerable success, becoming the Hokage. This was even more troublesome, it was simply terrible.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Hatchet Girl: Why is something big about to happen?

Lazy Kitten: How can it not be a big deal? That’s a time traveler! A time traveler!

The artist of the book: Stay calm, I’m just a time traveler.

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Hey! Does this time traveler have six eyes on his butt? That's terrifying, a truly serious matter. We need to figure out how to sew those extra eyes shut.

Skirt-lifting maniac: If there are six eyes on the butt, is he still a human being?

The artist of the book: It is definitely not a human being, it is an indescribable thing.

Lazy Kitten: Don't be ridiculous, I'm serious! You've read online novels, right? Those time travelers are incredibly terrifying. They wreak havoc in other worlds, completely destroying the world lines.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Luoluo-chan, think about yourself before you say this. Who are you?

Lazy Kitten: Kitten?

Hatchet Girl: Pfft, although you are indeed a kitten, you are also a time traveler. Will you destroy the world you live in?

Lazy Little Kitten: Me, I am different from those Long Aotian and Long Aojiao in the novels!

This is an actor: So can you be sure that this Hatake Ryufu is the same as them?

Lazy Kitten: I'm not sure, but we can't live in harmony with other travelers we encounter, right? I remember there was a description of invaders in the group announcement. Travelers are our enemies, right?

This is an actor: you have to look at it dialectically and understand the situation. The group chat rules don't say you can't get along harmoniously with time travelers, right? Put yourself in their shoes. If someone suddenly wanted to kill you because you were a time traveler, what would you think?

Lazy Little Kitten: I will definitely ask for help in the group and ask the big guys to kill him!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: That's because you have An Ran-san and all of us as your backing and support. What if you didn't have this group? What would you do? You'd just sit there in despair, waiting to die, wondering why you had to endure this suffering when you didn't do anything? God is so unfair!

Lazy Kitten: Uh, okay. I probably would.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: That's it. You don't want to be killed without asking for reason, and they certainly don't want to either. Not every time traveler is a heinous criminal; it all depends on their intentions and actions.

Book Artist: Yes. Take Uncle Jiu's apprentice for example. Doesn't he get along well with Uncle Jiu?

Lazy Kitten: Is Uncle Jiu’s apprentice a time traveler?

Hatchet Girl: Yes, it's Ren Tingting. Uncle Jiu's memories from that world contain information about her identity. Didn't you read it?

Lazy Little Kitten: No, I thought I was already familiar with Uncle Nine’s world... so I didn’t watch it.

Curly: Tsk, your username really lives up to its name. You're so lazy, you're missing out on a lot of useful information.

Lazy Kitten: I'm going to watch it now and watch the whole thing!

Chi Lian Fairy: But speaking of it, this time traveler named Qi Mu Liu Feng does seem to be a threat. I'm not talking about the threat he will cause, but in certain aspects.

The villains of Soul Society: For example?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: What if he falls in love with women like Kurenai Yuhi and Tsunade?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hiss, damn!

Curly-haired boy: That kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable. This is intolerable! Anyone who dares to touch our president's sister will have his ashes scattered! Kisame, go and kill him!

Book Artist: Why are you so excited? An Ran hasn't even spoken yet!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: My dear, you don't need to say anything. If this person really does something like this, just kill him. If we didn't see it in some parallel world, it would be fine. But now that we have seen it, we can't tolerate it happening again.

Shark-faced guy: Okay, I'll go collect information now.

Hatchet Girl: Sister Xiaonan has such a strong aura, she really deserves to be the queen!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I'm just making this assumption. Maybe things aren't that bad.

Lazy Kitten: No, don't underestimate the bottom line of these time travelers. I remember seeing this kind of Naruto fan fiction before, and the protagonist even took in Princess Orochi!

Skull Island Handsome Guys: What is Orochi?

Lazy Kitten: It's a feminized Orochimaru. Doesn't Orochimaru have that body-switching ability? And the storyline is that Orochimaru changes into a female body and is taken in by the protagonist.

Skirt-lifting maniac: This, this is also okay?

Book artist: Oh my god, this taste is too strong, right?

Curly-haired guy: Isn’t this guy afraid that Orochimaru will suddenly change his body when he falls asleep in the middle of the night?

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Oh, damn! This guy has really paved a great path for my future. I seem to have seen a new dawn! Where is Orochimaru? I want to learn this skill from him!

Lazy Kitten: Deadpool, stop messing around. It's useless for you to learn. The scar on your face is a scar on your soul. No matter how many times you change bodies, it can't be erased.

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Hehehe, who told you I want to change bodies? I want to teach this skill to my girlfriend so that I can change my tastes at will! I can taste whatever type I want!

Curly-haired boy: Damn, your idea is great!

Foul-mouthed Man: Right, right? Isn't this what every man dreams of?

Illustrator: Let me shatter your boring otaku fantasy. First, this skill requires chakra. Second, the vessel's soul must be aligned with the reincarnated one and have weaker mental power than the reincarnated one. Third, there's a time limit.

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Damn it, why do we have to have this restriction? Shouldn't such a useful skill be infinitely usable? I strongly protest!

Soul Society's villain: You're protesting in the group? I think you should just be honest and give up your fantastical fantasies.

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Foul-mouthed man: Fantasy? You actually said I'm a fantasy? No, no, no, this isn't a fantasy! This is a dream, a dream that any normal man would have!

Lin Fengjiao: Sorry, I don’t.

Shark-faced guy: Me neither. Love-related things are boring.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Letting your lover constantly reincarnate is disgusting. It is anti-human.

Book artist: I understand the truth, but Latisan, you are not a human being at all!

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Fuck, you bunch of tasteless male creatures! You don't understand the significance of this groundbreaking skill at all. It seems my soulmate is Curly.