I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Well, I think we can discuss this. How about I call you sister... and then we don't have to practice swordsmanship anymore?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft, Sister Xiaonan, you're selling out your sovereignty! Is it really that scary to practice swordplay with Sister Hua?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Why don’t you give it a try?

Lazy Kitten: By the way, what exactly is this random travel thing? Hey guys, has anyone researched this?

349 Our group leader is popular with both men and women!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: What is random travel? Do we have this function in our group?

Illustrator: Of course there is. It was updated during the last group upgrade. How come you didn't know about it?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Sorry, it’s mainly because I haven’t done any research on this.

Skirt Uplifter: By the way, what have you been doing recently, Latisan? It seems like you haven't announced your itinerary since you went to New York.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Well, that... I've been a bit busy lately.

Wig:?

Hatchet Girl: A bit busy?

Curly: Damn, you, a King Kong who only eats and sleeps, are telling me you're busy? What the hell could you be busy with?

Handsome guy from Skull Island: You may not believe it, but I’m busy being a priest.

At this moment, King Kong was inside a vast palace. The entire palace looked magnificent and beautifully decorated. The palace lobby was packed with people, all paying homage to King Kong.

Book Artist: God, Priest? When the hell did you become a priest?

Hatchet Girl: Wait, could it be that the humans in your world think An Ran-san is a god? And then, you become a priest?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: That’s probably it?

Curly: What do you mean by "probably like this," you bastard! You're taking advantage of our president's title and acting like a tyrant, right? What about the world quests? How do you complete your world quests?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Latisan, I never thought that someone like you with thick eyebrows and big eyes would also start hedonism! Don't forget, the ultimate goal of our group!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Don't worry, I certainly won't forget. I'm currently using this identity to guide and spread our ideas. When everyone accepts them as truth, the group's mission will naturally be accomplished.

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck! You sound so nice, but you really just want to experience this kind of luxurious life, right? How many waitresses did they assign you? Are they all in great shape?

Skull Island handsome guy: Not bad. [Picture]

Curly-haired guy: Damn! There must be at least 40 of them, right? And they're all young blonde girls. You bastard, you're really doing evil!

Wig: Damn it! Maybe some of them are married women with families! They're even willing to abandon their husbands and children to serve you! You damned scumbag! No, you're a jerk!

Fairy Chi Lian: Wig, I suddenly feel like you are scolding someone with these words.

Book Artist: I know who that person is, but I dare not say it.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha!

Lazy Kitten: What’s this new meme?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: This isn't a new meme, it's a statement of fact. Back in the day, there was a girl in the ninja world who abandoned her husband and children for our group leader.

Lazy Kitten: There's something like this? Who is it? Which girl?

The kitten's eyes were full of curiosity and gossip. After all, these past events were not recorded in the memory list of the group.

This is an actor: You guys want to tell everyone about this, right? What's the point?

Book artist: The significance is to let every newcomer in our group know how charming our great group leader is!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, it’s popular with both men and women!

This is an actor: ...

God damn, it works on both men and women.

An Ran's mouth twitched slightly, a flicker of helplessness in his eyes. When facing an enemy, he had countless ways to achieve victory. But when facing these silly female members, they always had countless ways to make him feel helpless.

As for why the silly male group members won’t make themselves helpless, it’s because the male group members will be banned.

Lazy Kitten: Brother An Ran is indeed popular with both men and women, but that's not the point! The point is, who is that girl from the Ninja Realm? Tell the kids quickly, they're so curious!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It’s Her [Picture].

The kitten clicked on the picture out of curiosity and was stunned: Oh, it’s her?

What caught my eye was a woman with long wine-red hair, dressed in a white gauze dress. She wore a milky white bone laurel crown on her head, and her watery eyes gazed at the young man not far away. The love she felt seemed to have penetrated the barrier of the picture and overflowed completely.

Although this woman's temperament and dress had undergone a drastic change, Qi Luoli still recognized her. This was Uzumaki Kushina!

The wife of Konoha's Fourth Hokage and the mother of the protagonist Naruto! Such an incredible woman actually abandoned her husband and son and chose to go to An Ran's brother?

Curly Hair: Huh, huh? Unexpected? This is the charm of our president, an irresistible charm!

Lazy Kitten: I can’t believe it. I’m so shocked.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Let me tell you another fact. Besides Kushina, An Ran-san also kidnapped Kaguya Otsutsuki. But Kaguya changed her name to Youyue now.

Lazy Little Kitten: So awesome, you really deserve to be Brother Anran!

This is an actor: they just chose to follow me like Kisame did, it's not called abduction. There is a big difference between the two.

Book artist: But when Kisame-san looked at you, there was no hatred in his eyes.

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Hahahaha, damn! Sweetheart, you're hilarious! If Kisame really looked at our Big Brother with such anger, he'd probably be a dead fish by now, right? Of course, maybe even cod liver oil!

Lin Fengjiao: Cod liver oil... Everyone in the group is really talented, I admire you!

Wig: Um, Mina-san. After chatting for so long, have you forgotten the original intention and theme?

Hatchet Girl: Huh? What's the original intention and theme?

Soul Society's villain: Do we need that kind of thing for this group chat? Isn't it just about talking about what's said?

Wig: Random shuttle, random shuttle! Speaking of which, I'm still very curious about this thing! From the name, it seems that it is full of uncertainty and suddenness!

Foul-mouthed man: Tsk, are you sure it can turn you into a beautiful girl? It definitely can't, can it?

Book Artist: Damn it, what on earth are you expecting? Just stay in jail and stop overthinking, okay?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Oh, shit! I'm already sitting in jail, can't I even think about it? I've already tasted every bit of suffering in this world, you bastard!

Curly Hair: Hey, is there any need to guess about this kind of function? Why not just try it? Just try it! Let me see where this button is.

After searching through the group options for a long time, Sakata Gintoki finally found the [Random Shuttle] button and clicked it without hesitation, using his mind as a mouse.

350 Random Shuttle

Skirt Lifter: Eh? I just checked, and this random shuttle doesn't seem to have an introduction or tutorial?

This is an actor: Ah. I just saw it too, it's quite interesting.

Book Artist: ??? No way, you just saw it too?

This is an actor: Why, is there anything strange about this?

Book Artist: Strange, so strange!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: It’s really strange.

Hatchet Girl: We had the impression that An Ran-san was well-informed about everything. But you suddenly sent this and we just saw it, which surprised us.

This is an actor: Don’t joke, I’m not really omnipotent.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, my dear is omnipotent! She is even my superman!

Lazy Kitten: Hiss! I have goosebumps! Even though I'm a cat, I have goosebumps!

Book artist: Thanks for the invitation, I’ve had enough dog food.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Who did Sister Xiaonan learn these trendy words from? She is completely different from the Sister Xiaonan in the original book!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I copied those TV characters from the real world, but I can't see that the original works are bad? That means I have completely and completely acquired my own independent personality.

Skirt-lifting maniac: I don't think it's bad, I just feel it's a bit subversive. But this situation isn't just Xiaonan-san, we're all like this, right? They're all real people who have deviated from the original story!

The artist of the book: To be honest, the one who has changed the most should be Sister Mo Chou.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Strictly speaking, I'm not changing, I'm being transformed. I've been transformed ideologically, which is like starting over as a new person.

Lazy Kitten: Phew, starting over is fine. But before I joined the group, I really didn't expect Brother An Ran to actually spread the teacher's ideas in the group. This is really a bit subversive, and my understanding of the teacher is not even as good as you anime characters!

This is an actor: that's because you haven't been exposed to these before.

Lazy Kitten: That's true. Before I traveled through time, I was busy with work and watching anime, so I didn't have time to study this. After I traveled through time, it was even more outrageous. I turned into a cat!

Hatchet Girl: Actually, being a cat is pretty good, at least I didn't turn into some weird creature. I remember reading a manga about this before, where the heroine even transmigrated into a crab.

Lazy Kitten: Crab? I, who traveled through time and space as a spider, do know what a crab is.

Hatchet Girl: I did indeed travel through time and space and became a crab, and it was a big-brown crab. In the end, the male protagonist in the comics picked me up and kept me in a fish tank.

Illustrator: Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, I've seen this clichéd trope so many times. Does the hero inexplicably fall in love with the heroine in the fish tank, and then the heroine somehow turns back into a human?

Hatchet Girl: No, the heroine was eaten by the hero and his girlfriend in the end.

Book artist:?

Wig:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: What kind of bizarre plot is this? What exactly is the heroine's role in this comic? Is she just to be used as food?

Hatchet Girl: I don’t know, I feel confused too.

Lazy Kitten: By the way, where's the Silver Man? Did he manage to cross over successfully? I'm getting a little impatient waiting.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Gin-san, could it be that you also traveled through time and space and became a crab and were eaten by someone?

Lin Fengjiao: Miss Lei Zi, are you telling some kind of horror joke?

Skirt-lifting maniac: But he hasn’t shown up yet. Is Mr. Wig with Gin-san?

Wig: I'm at work, and he's at the Yorozuya. But I think Gintoki wouldn't be eaten even if he turned into a crab. After all, no one wants to eat a stinky crab like him.

Curly: Who the hell are you calling stinky? I just went out to eat and when I came back you called me stinky?

Book Artist: What the hell, just eat! Everyone's waiting for your results, and you're actually going out to eat? How can you be so worthy of us, the public?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: I'm sorry, absolutely sorry! This guy is a bastard, and he needs to be punished severely! Like, using his balls to smash a durian!

Curly-haired guy: Damn, are you a fucking devil?

Let alone actually doing such a thing, even Sakata Gintoki felt a pang of sadness just thinking about it. Is this a punishment that a human could come up with?

Book Artist: Good! I support this punishment!

Red Snake Fairy: I agree.

Lazy Kitten: I second the motion and suggest that the entire process be broadcast live.

Curly-haired guy: You guys are so...

Soul Society's villains: Forget about live streaming, I'm afraid it's too much for my eyes. But what about Gin? Didn't he try that random time travel thing?

Curly: I tried, but Gin-san, I can't do it. [The system detects that you haven't completed the world quest, so you can't perform this operation.]

Book artist: Damn, I have to complete the world quest first?

Hatchet Girl: This is a bit frustrating. There are not many people in our group who can try this function.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: An Ran-san and I are helping Sister Hua transform the Soul Society, so we can’t try it for the time being.

This is an actor: Actually, you can just stay here for this kind of thing, after all, you already have experience.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: No, I'm afraid I'll miss something! And we've been a couple for so long, and we haven't even had a date! Sisters, do you think this is appropriate?

Book Artist: Ahem, I get it! Work is secondary!

Hatchet Girl: It's mainly for dating and to improve my impression of her. It's a bit sour, but it's understandable.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Sigh. I can't get away for the moment. Academy City's reforms are already in deep water.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Therefore, the organization decided to have Comrade Kisame as a pioneer to explore the way for us.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Well, I also think Comrade Kisame is very suitable.

Illustrator: Yes. Anyway, Kisame doesn't have a girlfriend, and he doesn't need to deal with any incidents or documents.