I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

I've traveled through time and space, and now I'll probably never see my adorable little Husky pillow again! What will become of it? Will it become a plaything for another young lady?

Thinking of this, Qi Luoli felt as if her heart was being cut by a knife, and her head felt green with fear.

why?

Why did something like that happen just because I went out for a bowl of noodles with soybean paste? Why did I watch videos while walking? If I had been more careful... No, in the end, it's still the fault of those who stole the manhole covers!

May the whole family of those who stole the manhole cover go to heaven!

Qi Luoli was furious and slapped the sofa cushion in front of her fiercely. The sofa cushion made a "puff puff puff" sound, as if protesting her impotent and furious behavior.

"Lili, what are you doing?" As if hearing a noise, a pleasant female voice came from the kitchen on the side. "Don't mess up."

whispering sound.

Qi Luoli curled her lips, a hint of disdain in her eyes. This woman can't even take care of herself. She's still single in her twenties, doesn't even have a boyfriend, and yet she's lecturing me? How ridiculous!

Although Qi Luoli was in her twenties before she traveled through time and didn't have a boyfriend, this didn't stop her from looking down on the woman in the kitchen. Furthermore, Qi Luoli believed she was definitely not a dog! Because, she had traveled through time and space as a kitten...

The main color of the cat is white, with fluffy fur and a flat head. It has deep blue eyes and a distinct "V"-shaped marking on its face. This is a purebred Ragdoll cat.

When she first crossed over, Qi Luoli was practically going crazy. Although she also liked kittens, especially the super cute Ragdoll cats, it didn't mean she really wanted to become a cat.

And it’s a little wild cat wandering alone in the wild!

That's right, Qi Luoli knew very well that when she first traveled through time, she was just a stray kitten. She didn't know which cruel owner would be willing to abandon such a cute little kitten.

If the woman in the kitchen hadn't taken her home from the garbage dump, she would probably be dead now.

Ugh.

The burden of fate fell upon Qi Luoli, turning her from a happy worker into a cat. Who could understand this kind of suffering in the world?

The kitten turned over very sadly, lying on its back on the sofa, squinting its eyes and staring at the TV screen not far away.

Hmm. I suddenly feel a little sleepy and want to take a nap!

Damn it, after traveling through time and space as a cat, did I inherit its lazy personality? No, this can't be like this! I'm a human, I'm a person! I'm a hardworking and diligent worker, and working 996 every day can make me happy. How can I collapse here?

As the kitten thought about it, his mind started to become confused.

She suddenly thought, maybe becoming a kitten wouldn't be so bad after all? She could eat when she wanted, sleep when she wanted, and have a dedicated poop-scooper to take care of her. Isn't this much more comfortable than working a hard-working job?

Boom.

Just as she was about to fall asleep, a sudden explosion sounded in the distance, and orange-red flames illuminated the sky.

Qi Luoli shuddered all over and let out a startled "meow".

The woman who was preparing dinner in the kitchen also hurried out and gently held Qi Luoli in her arms. "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Lili."

"What the hell am I afraid of? I'm just in a bad mood when I wake up!" Qi Luoli made a vicious complaint, but it was eventually transformed into a cute meow sound.

[Now playing a breaking news! Last night at approximately 8:50 PM, a natural explosion occurred at the abandoned printing factory in southern Jincheng. Fortunately, no casualties were reported...]

The TV news was still broadcasting, but both the woman and Qi Luoli focused their attention on the sky filled with thick smoke.

"Those things are appearing more and more frequently." After a moment of silence, the woman took a breath and sighed, "This world is really going to be in chaos."

Are those things the ones I saw last time?

Qi Luoli shuddered involuntarily, recalling the scene of his first encounter with the woman two days ago.

A black figure with bared fangs and bloodshot eyes, a woman in uniform holding an electron gun, a fight straight out of a sci-fi movie, and a floor littered with human remains.

Obviously, this is a world far more dangerous than that of his previous life.

There are all kinds of dangerous and terrifying monsters in this world, as well as those retrogrades who take it as their mission to eliminate monsters and protect humans in secret.

Unfortunately, Ye Rong, the poop scooper, was one of those who went against the grain. She was a trainee in the Federal Special Security Force, a freshman with less than two and a half years of service.

This kind of minor character is usually cannon fodder in TV and movies. And as her cat master, I should probably be a prop-level cannon fodder, right?

Thinking of this, the little kitten couldn't help but feel even more upset. Traveling through time and space would be fine, turning into a cat would be fine, but why did he have to turn into a cat and travel through such a dangerous world?

What's more, this shit scooper is a retrograde. If she dies while performing a mission one day, won't she starve to death?

Damn it! Since I'm in a time-travel script, I have to be the protagonist, right? Shouldn't the protagonist have a cheat code? Is my cheat code all that matters?

The kitten was very mad and wanted to raise her middle finger to greet the heaven. But she soon found that the kitten could not raise the middle finger at all.

【Congratulations on receiving the invitation. Would you like to join the dimension exchange group? 】

Suddenly, a curtain of light flashed before his eyes, like a ray of redemption in the eternal darkness, shining on the little cat's heart.

329 The kittens were shocked

Oh my god!

After reading the introduction that popped up on the group chat interface, Qi Luoli, the little kitten, was completely shocked, and then overjoyed!

This so-called interdimensional communication group is a chat group that can cross dimensions. Through system invitations, people from different dimensions can join the group to communicate and interact.

And this familiar login interface, this system prompt that made her miss it so much... the case was solved, this was produced by Penguin Company, right?

During the few days I've been traveling through time, has Penguin already expanded its business into multiple dimensions? You're amazing, Mahua brother!

"Lili, Lili! Are you okay?" Seeing the kitten in front of her seemed to have fallen into dementia, the owner Ye Rong was quite nervous. "Don't be afraid! Mommy will protect you!"

What mom?

Qi Luoli quickly reacted, looking at her owner in astonishment. "You stinky woman, you're taking advantage of me? I'll scratch you to death, don't you believe it?" The kitten stretched out its paw and spun around, but ultimately didn't make a move.

Forget it, forget it. For the sake of saving my life, I will spare your life this time.

Enjoying the other's gentle touch, Qi Luoli purred comfortably and looked at the light screen in front of him again.

Golden Finger, my golden finger is finally here! Hum, I am indeed the protagonist!

Thinking this in my mind, I quickly followed the instructions in the group introduction and used my mind to click [Join].

[The lazy kitten joins the group]

?

Qi Luoli was stunned, her eyes widening. What, what, they even automatically created a group name? This isn't appropriate, this group name is truly inappropriate! How could I be considered lazy? How could I, such a hardworking and diligent worker, be labeled "lazy"?

This shouldn't happen!

Besides, how can she have fun with those handsome guys with such a group name! Anyone can tell she's a cat now! Damn, why is this happening? How come this group doesn't even have a name change function? Bad review!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hey, this newbie's online name...

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Cat?

Curly Hair: Pfft, this is hilarious! There really are so many things going on in this world. Even a cat can surf the Internet. And it's a lazy cat. Does being lazy mean not catching mice?

Wig: The world is going downhill.

Lazy Kitten:?

The world is going downhill! How could it be going downhill? I'm a pet cat. Do you understand what a pet cat is? How many pet cats have you seen that can catch mice? You bastard!

The little kitten was complaining furiously in her heart, but on the surface she just put on a question mark because she was a newcomer after all and didn't want to show anything too wild.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Oh, a newcomer has emerged?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Welcome newcomers, just treat this place as your home. Of course, you still need to abide by the group rules and discipline.

Lazy Kitten: Okay, okay! Wait, your name... are you Konan from Naruto?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: This is unbelievable! Sister Xiaonan, your identity has been exposed! This guy might be a spy from Konoha!

The illustrator of the book: We can’t keep him alive, so let’s kill him!

Lazy Kitten: I, I'm not from Konoha! I'm also a fan of Akatsuki, and I even bought a cosplay costume at home!

Illustrator: Really? Then you have to put it on and take a picture so we can believe you!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yeah, no picture, no truth.

Lazy Kitten: ...

The little cat started to panic. She had traveled through time, where could she get the photos?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: That's enough. You two, stop bullying the newbies.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hehehe, I understand.

The illustrator: But judging by what he said, it doesn't seem like a real cat. If it were a real cat, wouldn't anyone buy a cosplay costume? What a shame.

Curly: So there's probably something wrong with your head! You really expect a cat to join a group chat? Cats have that kind of logical thinking ability? You should study more biology, idiot!

Book artist: Hey, which dog just said that people don’t like cats that catch mice?

Wig: I can prove it, it’s Gintoki.

Curly-haired guy: Damn, you’re obviously following the trend too, right?

Lazy Kitty: Gintoki? Sakata Gintoki? Is the wigged one Katsura Kotaro? And the skirt-lifting monster, are you Saten Ruiko? Li Mochou, the Scarlet Snake Fairy?

Fairy Chi Lian: You, the newcomer, know a lot. Apart from Master An, am I the only one who has such a complete knowledge of the character?

Curly-haired boy: Humph, could it be that he looked at the memory list?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: He only said a few words, where did he get so many points?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Do netizens in your world also give me this nickname?

Ryoko Saten was so embarrassed that she felt that her embarrassment had exceeded the boundaries of another dimension.

Lazy Kitten: Are you really the real ones? Is this interdimensional communication so amazing? I thought it was just a normal cross-dimensional chat. I didn't expect to meet you familiar bosses.

The little kitten was stunned at this moment. The big boss was actually next to him?

The illustrator of the book: Boss? Even that idiot Yin is worthy of this?

Curly-haired boy: Hey, hey, explain yourself! What do you mean Gin-san is unworthy? Handsome, powerful, and wise Gin-san, how can he not be called a boss?

Book Artist: I understand the truth, but you are a dog.

Skirt-Uplifting Maniac: Phew.

Hatchet Girl: This summary is very insightful, and it is also logical and philosophical.

Foul-mouthed Man: What about me? What about me? Hey cute little kitty, do you know who I am? Guess and win a prize.

Lazy Kitten: Sorry, I can't guess it. How about you give me some hints?

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: The most gorgeous and girly guy in the Marvel Universe! Dazzling, charming, and cool!

Lazy Kitten: Tony Stark?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: ? Fuck, shit!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, laughing to death!

The illustrator: He's introverted. Mr. Quickshooter is completely introverted. It's obvious that Tony is more popular than you.

Foul-mouthed man: No, no, no! It's just his aesthetic sense that's wrong. Absolutely! It's obvious that only I, Uncle, have true infinite charm. This is recognized by society! It's recognized by the whole society!

Lazy Kitten: Uh, isn't this Tony?

This is an actor: He's Deadpool.

Lazy Kitten: Dead, Deadpool? The disfigured, pockmarked little jerk?

Hatchet Girl: Yes, it’s him.

The illustrator of the book: His face is covered with pockmarks, he can’t smile anymore! This newcomer has something special, he hits the point right on the topic.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck, that's not a pockmark! That's a scar, a scar! You know what a man's medal is? It's the medal I earned after fighting so hard!

330 Fellow Countrymen Meet Fellow Countrymen

Illustrator: Your idea of a medal is a bit bizarre. It's just a residual effect of abuse, not a medal.

Curly-haired guy: Well. Humble and ugly people always tend to flatter themselves. It's understandable.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Shit, you damn curly-haired bastard! You actually called me ugly? How dare you? Believe it or not, I'm going to come to you right now and stuff ten-level firecrackers into both of your nostrils to make them bloom instantly.

Curly-haired boy: Come on! Gin-san, would I be afraid of you?

Lazy Little Kitten: Uh, please stop arguing, bosses.