I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Book Artist: No! I don't think this is the ability of a local exorcist, but rather the ability of that playing card.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I also think it is the ability of the playing cards.

After sending the message, Xiaonan stepped into the Spirit King's bedroom which had been restored.

At the central round table, An Ran had returned to her usual black-haired, black-eyed self. She wore a loose white robe and stared at the data table before her.

The table contained the detailed income and sources of income for each class in Soul Society, with various annotations and marks beside them.

Unohana Retsu stood to Anran's left, listening carefully to his various rectification plans and opinions, while Kushina stood to his right like a guard, saying nothing.

Seeing Konan walk into the room, Kushina was slightly stunned, and then she decisively gave up her seat.

It was obvious that she was giving in. She was saying that she had no intention of competing for Xiaonan's core position, and that simply standing beside Anran was enough.

Xiaonan smiled back at her, dragged a few chairs from the side corridor, and arranged for everyone to sit. The whole scene was very harmonious, with no trace of the legendary Shura field atmosphere at all.

After sitting down as well, Xiaonan turned his attention back to the group chat.

Lin Fengjiao: These Western exorcism instruments are really unique.

The illustrator of the book: It’s really unique. The magic tools look even more sinister than those ghosts in the damn restaurant.

Hatchet Girl: That's normal. I heard Janet say that human strength is no match for the strange. Therefore, the only thing that can defeat the strange is the strange. Her own magical weapons are all inhabited by some kind of spirit. This playing card should be one too, right?

The Red Snake Fairy: Fighting poison with poison to exorcise demons?

Curly: No way! This is just a Stand-user-style exchange of attacks! These demons and spirits are fake! Don't be fooled!

Book artist: idiot.

Skirt-Up Maniac: I’m just curious, why did Jones’ eyes also turn white?

This is an actor: that's the price. Since we know that those so-called magical instruments are inhabited by spirits, then using them can't be without a price, right?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: So that’s how it is. The price is that eye?

Illustrator: They're not eyes, are they? Didn't An Ran say that they're just a form of expression? If they were really eyes, how many pairs of eyes would be enough?

Foul-mouthed Man: Yeah, I agree! As we all know, everyone has only three eyes! And judging by the damage to this playing card, it's definitely been used more than twice.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hey, Mr. Deadpool is online?

Shark-faced guy: It seems like I've been gone for a long time.

Foul-mouthed Man: Oh, hey, hey! Did you miss me? Of course, it would be lonely without a handsome guy like me, so I expected this, so don't be shy!

Curly: I'm lonely indeed! So lonely that I want to stab you to death, you bastard!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Sure, where do you want to poke me? But I advise you not to poke my kidneys, because they will explode.

The illustrator of the book: The god will explode...it's poisonous!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac : Yin is completely speechless.

The villain from Soul Society: I’m curious about what the three eyes mean. Are you of the same race as Youyue?

Foul-mouthed Man in Suit: No, no, no, I'm a purebred Earthling! But every Earthling has three eyes, don't you know that, little cutie? Do I need to tell you?

This is an actor: If you dare to say anything about the eye behind your butt, I will block you.

Foul-mouthed Man in Suit: Well, that's all right. Please forget what I just said, humans only have two eyes.

Book artist: Damn, you are worthy of it!

Lin Fengjiao: I remember Deadpool was busy with the live broadcast? How are the preparations going?

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Right! Didn’t they say they were going to mobilize the masses to attack the Presidential Palace? How’s that going now?

Foul-mouthed Man: Oh, yes! I've been working on this for a while now, even staying up all night! But in the end, everyone is happy. I succeeded!

Upskirt Maniac: Wow!

Book artist: This is quite exciting!

Curly: Hey, hey, you don't really believe this guy can mobilize the masses, do you? No way? No way? The most he can mobilize are just his own hundreds of millions of descendants!

Lin Fengjiao: Hundreds of millions of descendants?

Fairy Chi Lian: Where do the hundreds of millions of descendants come from?

Hatchet Girl: Phew! You two, I think it's best if you don't dwell too much on this. Delving into the truth behind this is too heavy a task, and it's not suitable for you right now.

The corners of Gui Yanye's mouth twitched fiercely. Sometimes she really felt that knowing too much was not a good thing. You really can't use memes too often, it will teach people bad things.

hum.

Even as she was thinking this, the environment in the field changed dramatically again. As the ripples deepened, she could even see the dark shadow of a demon emanating from behind Jones.

It opened its mouth, emitting a silent smile. The waiters and the black hands in the wall that surged over were gradually annihilated by the ripples, and the floor, wallpaper, and even the tables and chairs began to fade.

Most of the restaurant had returned to its original appearance, the once exquisitely decorated now shabby and desolate. Thick black liquid splattered everywhere, and the waiters standing on the ground were nothing but skeletons.

"Hiss, I've reached my limit!" Jones spat out a mouthful of blood and put the cards back into his pocket. "Now's the time to go!" He pulled up Katsura Yanye and kicked the glass door open.

But before they could walk out, pale hands suddenly stretched out from the crack of the door. They intertwined and tangled together, weaving into a strange wall of flesh.

"Hey, hey, are you satisfied, sir?" From the depths of the restaurant, a terrifying, eerie laugh echoed. A thick black fog rose again, as if some terrifying presence hidden deep within had been awakened by the noise.

"It's over, it's over!" Jones's face paled as he saw the situation before him. "This is a being on the verge of transforming into an evil spirit. We're doomed now."

"An evil spirit?" Katsura Kotonoha raised her eyebrows and pulled out her Zanpakutō from her personal space. She swung it towards the source of the sound.

scoff.

The blade flashed, shining silver.

puff.

The entire restaurant suddenly made a muffled sound like a deflated ball, and then the black air gradually dissipated like snowflakes encountering high temperature.

The wall of hands blocking the door also began to crumble and turned into wisps of green smoke.

Sheathing the sword, Katsura Yanye was speechless. "This evil spirit doesn't seem that great."

327 Lazy Kitten

Foul-mouthed Man: Good morning, my dear little cuties! Christmas is coming soon, are you ready to accept my gift?

Book artist: It’s still summer here, thank you.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, you've been building momentum for this livestream for days! Aren't you tired?

Foul-mouthed leather suit guy: Not tired, of course not! This will be my masterpiece, and a live broadcast experience that transcends time!

Curly-haired guy: Damn, you sound like a pyramid scheme leader when you say that!

Hatchet Girl: But it's definitely effective. My curiosity has been piqued. What kind of gift will Deadpool prepare? Can he really mobilize the crowd? These questions keep lingering in my mind, and I'm really looking forward to it.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Are you looking forward to it or are you doubting it?

Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: Why are you doubting it? Listen, guys! Trust me, I won't let you down this time! I promise, remember to come!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Hearing you say that, I suddenly feel a little uneasy. Tell me the truth, have you done anything unreasonable?

Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: Oh, sweetheart! What you said really hurts me. My heart feels like it's being whipped by windshield wipers! It's roaring, it's screaming!

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Book Artist: What the hell is this subtle metaphor? What the hell is that about car wipers whipping?

Curly: Maybe he brought in the perspective of bird shit dripping on the car window?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow, your perspective is really novel!

Hatchet Girl: This is a path I never imagined. Yin, you are indeed a talented person.

The illustrator: He's been a talent for a while now, Kotonoha-chan, aren't you used to it yet? And he's the only one in the group who can get on Deadpool's radio with you. You two really should debut as a group.

This is an actor: Dead Silver Scourge?

Book Artist: Great! The use of the suffix "natural disaster" is brilliant. If these two were put together, it would truly be a natural disaster! Even ghosts would be scared!

Curly: Shut up! Who wants to hang out with a guy who wears a tight loincloth every day? Gin-san, I'm a civilized person, you know? A civilized person! Only barbaric primitives would wander around the streets wearing adult diapers like this!

Foul-mouthed man: Yes, I was walking around with a silver curly-haired dog. But it's lost now. Has anyone in the group seen it? Its characteristic is that it barks loudly when it's attacked.

Curly-haired boy: Damn, who are you calling a dog, you bastard?

Foul-mouthed man: Shhh, whoever agrees is a dog. Of course, you can also say you're not. But you still can't change your habit of eating shit, curly-haired shit-eating dog.

Book artist: Fight, fight!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ali-chan, you really are just there to watch the fun and not be afraid of trouble.

Book artist: What does it matter? There’s no chance of a fight anyway.

Hatchet Girl: I don't want to persuade you anymore, I'm already numb. Just like I've seen so many spirits now, I don't have any fluctuations anymore.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: After killing that evil spirit, I saw him again?

Hatchet Girl: Yeah, and the whole school was filled with spirits. Every student there was pale and wet, like a dead rat just pulled out of soup.

Shark-faced guy: Dead rat...

Hatchet Girl: I'm not exaggerating, I'm serious! They looked like dead rats pulled out of soup, making me nauseous. Luckily, I was helping Ms. Jones get something from school, so I didn't come face to face with them. I just observed them from a distance.

Illustrator: Hearing you say that, I feel like America is going to die. First it was airports, then homes, then restaurants, and now schools. Is the supernatural infiltrating America?

Hatchet Girl: I don’t know if it’s like this all over America, but I think it’s over here on Baker Street in New York.

Skirt-lifting maniac: That's good too. There's no need to organize the masses for revolution. Imperialism will perish on its own.

Foul-mouthed man: No, no, no, absolutely not! Even if such a disaster were to happen, those damned capitalists would still be able to live a life of luxury. The real sufferers are the masses.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Deadpool, how can you have such an insight?

This is a cast: unexpected.

Illustrator: Hahahaha! Even An Ran-san was surprised. Deadpool is pretty good! I'm starting to believe you can really mobilize the masses.

Curly-Haired Man: Tsk, mobilizing the masses? You're really overthinking it! I bet he's just leading his mercenary brothers on a terrorist attack. This guy can only be a terrorist!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck, you actually look down on me like that? Just wait, you bastard! On Christmas Day, I'll show you what a true sharpshooter is!

Deadpool angrily opened his backpack and saw a very ancient parchment scroll. Inscribed on it were very strange cuneiform characters, which were extremely extraordinary.

Curly-haired boy:? Go away and see your sister!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I’m scared. When it comes to this issue, Yin becomes a complete coward!

Illustrator: You're not afraid of a thing! Just go ahead and fight him! As a samurai, don't you even have the courage to face your enemy? How can you still be called a samurai? Do you even deserve to be called Gintama?

Curly-haired guy: This has nothing to do with being a samurai or not, it's a fucking question of sexual orientation! Gin-san, I'm not gay! Wait, even if you're gay, you probably can't stand this stinking suit guy, right? Damn, this guy is a cancer to the human race!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Dear, the old man from the mountain is here.

This is an actor: "Yes, I've seen it." As expected, he agreed to cooperate. From now on, we just have to follow our plan.

The evildoer in Soul Society: Are we now going to apply the management system that allows ordinary spirits and Shinigami to coexist?

This is an actor: No, that is the last step. Ordinary spirits today cannot withstand the spiritual pressure of the Shinigami, so they can only be channeled and cultivated by popularizing knowledge about the use of spiritual power.

The Villain of Soul Society: I understand.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Are you planning to eliminate Soul Society's absolute privilege by allowing ordinary spirits to coexist with the Shinigami? That's a good idea.

This is an actor: you still have to pay attention to the execution process, and it is important to proceed step by step.

【Hint: Lazy Kitten joins the group】.

328 Life is not easy, cat sighs

Dahua Federation, Jincheng.

Qi Luoli lay on the soft sofa, watching the news program on TV, and fell into deep thought.

She had traveled through time. The experiences of the past two days made her fully understand that she had traveled through time.

The Huaxia here is not called Huaxia, but the Great Hua Federation. Most of Asia is included in the federation, divided into different regions according to regional attributes.

For example, a certain Pacific island country is now called Sakurajima District.

The place where Qi Luoli is now is called Qianzhou District. According to the divisions in the previous life, this place should be called Western Sichuan Province? So it’s not so bad, it doesn’t count as leaving home? Bullshit!