I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Qi Luoli felt a little panicked, always feeling that this group did not seem as harmonious as it seemed.

The villains in Soul Society: Don’t worry, no one will die anyway.

Lazy Kitten:?

This big guy's reply made the little cat a little creepy. What does it mean that no one will die anyway? In other words, as long as no one dies, it is okay to kill them?

Lin Fengjiao: Sister Hua's point is that members of this group shouldn't hurt each other in real life. So it's just a quarrel, don't take it too seriously. You'll get used to it eventually.

Lazy Kitten: So that's how it is! I'm so scared! Wait, Lin Fengjiao? You, you have two disciples, one named Wencai and the other named Qiusheng?

Lin Fengjiao: You even know the information from me?

Lazy Kitten: I’ve seen all of Lam Ching-ying’s movies…

Qi Luoli felt it was incredible. Even her own time travel wasn't as fantastical as the group before her. The characters from Naruto actually intersected with those from Lin Zhengying's films. It was simply unimaginable.

And is this Soul Society villain Hana-san? Unohana Retsu, the 4th Division Captain of the Gotei 13? Even someone like that is here?

Qi Luoli's eyes were wide open, her expression full of emotion.

Ring ring ring.

Just as Qi Luoli was sighing inwardly, a clear and pleasant bell suddenly rang in the room.

Ye Rong, holding her in her arms, was stunned for a moment before placing the kitten back on the sofa. "Sorry, Lili. I have to go to work first. I'll be back with you tonight." Reluctantly, she rubbed her little head, picked up the phone, and walked out of the room.

"Hehe, woman! Who wants to accompany you? You'd better take care of yourself!" Looking at her hurriedly leaving back, Qi Luoli meowed twice and turned his gaze back to the chat group in front of him.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Lin Zhengying?

This is an actor: The actor who played Lin Jiu in Mr. Vampire is called Lin Zhengying.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Ah, so that's how it is. Thanks for the popular science, mua~

Book artist: ? Dog abuse is prohibited in group chat!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I’m full, I really can’t eat anymore! Sister Xiaonan, don’t do this!

Lazy Little Kitten: This, this... So Miss Xiaonan and the group leader have that kind of relationship?

Book artist: They are currently boyfriend and girlfriend, but they are engaged.

Lazy Kitten: Oh my God, they’re engaged?

Qi Luoli was shocked. Who on earth was this group leader, and how could he even win over Xiaonan? Furthermore, could that cold Xiaonan really be capable of such a public display of affection?

Curly Hair: Huh, are you surprised? Actually, all the other girls in our group are also the president's harem. So I advise you not to have any unrealistic fantasies.

Lazy Kitten:???

The kitten lying on the sofa had its mouth wide open and a human-like dull expression on its face.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Ah Yin, you scared me.

Book Artist: I didn't admit it!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Calling it an unrealistic fantasy is a bit too absolute. If it's a girl and she truly likes my dear, I'd still welcome her.

This is an actor: So, what is my wish?

The villain in Soul Society: Your wishes don't matter, Konan has the final say at home.

Foul-mouthed man: Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Is this the legendary forced harem? I really sympathize with you, group leader! Fuck, I'm almost gritting my teeth with sympathy! Why doesn't Uncle have a girlfriend like Xiaonan?

Curly-haired boy: Haha, you can ask yourself in the mirror this question.

Lazy Kitten: I'm still in a daze. Are you guys serious? Are you all okay with this harem thing?

Hatchet Girl: We all agree with it, but An Ransang herself is a little hesitant.

The illustrator: Is it possible that he's just pretending to be serious? So-called men are all that kind of thing. I see through it all. (Expression: saddened)

Curly Hair: Tsk, even if you see through it, shouldn't you just be a concubine? A mere Ah Li-chan, you still want to make trouble?

Illustrator: Of course I can't turn the tables, and I wouldn't even dare think about it. Unlike our Eunuch Yin, who's sweet-mouthed but treacherous. He appears loyal, but in reality, he's as black as ink.

Curly-haired boy: Damn, I advise you, a stinky woman, not to sow discord! My loyalty to the president is proven by the sun and the moon, and the heavens and the earth!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I believe it.

Skirt-lifting maniac: I believed it too.

This is an actor: Let’s stop here and let the newcomer introduce himself first.

Lazy Kitten: Oh, okay! My name is Qi Luoli, I'm a 27-year-old female customer service representative at Taobao.

This is an actor: and then traveled through time?

Lazy Kitten: Hey, how do you know?

This is an actor: The name of this group reflects everything that is real. If you are not a real cat, the nickname it gives you is already "996 Worker".

Lazy Kitty: Poof!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: So, this newcomer is also a time traveler? And he traveled through time as a cat?

Book artist: Damn, that’s so sad!

Skirt-lifting maniac: It's really tragic, a living person turned into a cat. I want to ask, how do you feel now?

Lazy Kitten: It's, it's not so bad. I think a cat's life is better than my previous life. It's just that this world I've traveled through is quite dangerous. There are all kinds of strange beasts and alien species...

Book artist: Revival of spiritual energy?

Lazy Kitten: I don't know if this counts as a spiritual resurgence, but they say something similar happened hundreds of years ago. Uh, looking at your username... are you Eriri?

Book Artist: Yes.

Lazy Kitten: Strange, how come you know the term "spiritual resurgence"? Are there Chinese online novels in your world, and they've even made it across the ocean? Really confusing.

This is an actor: That's not the case, it's just that a similar spiritual energy revival event occurred in her world. I told her this term. Also, Chinese people from western Sichuan?

Lazy Kitten: Hey, how did you know? Could it be that you also...

331 Lati can cooperate with you in filming

This is an actor: well, from southern Sichuan.

Lazy Kitten: No, no way! I'm from Annam too, from Tongluo Alley in the southern part of Annam!

This is an actor: I live at No. 14 Tongluo Alley.

This is an actor: It seems that we are not only fellow villagers, but also neighbors.

Lazy Kitten: This, this is too much of a coincidence! Oh my god, I feel like I'm dreaming! It's even more dreamy than what I've seen from these big guys in the group!

The kitten's fluffy tail kept swaying back and forth, revealing its inner restlessness. The group owner who had a harem in the group was actually his neighbor. What kind of surreal magic was this?

Fairy Chi Lian: I don’t dare to be the boss. The real bosses in this group are only Master An and Sister Hua.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Right! Only An Ran-san and Hua Jie are the real bosses, we're just making up the numbers.

Lazy Kitten: An Ran-san? Ah, is the group leader the one my mom mentioned as the top scorer in the imperial examination in 12? Didn't you go to Yanjing for further studies? How come... you also traveled through time?

This is an actor: Well, in August 21.

Lazy Kitten: I fell into a sewer in January 22. It was the sewer in front of Annan University. When I woke up, I turned into a cat.

Curly-haired boy: What? You can still travel through time after falling into the sewer?

Wig: Gintoki, do you want to give it a try?

Curly: Forget it, forget it. I'm afraid I'll run into a turtle with a weapon and an eyepatch. It'll be hard to explain then.

Book artist: Damn Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Lazy Little Kitten: An Ran...Brother, which world did you travel to?

This is an actor: you can call me by my name, it's okay. The place I traveled through is the Naruto world, and I traveled through it in the flesh.

Lazy Kitten: Ah! A physical journey! And to the Naruto world! I'm so envious, so incredibly envious! No wonder you were able to develop that kind of relationship with Miss Konan. I finally understand.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Don't be envious. An Ran-san's situation wasn't much better than yours when he first crossed over. Although he had a human body, his status as an illegal resident meant he had a hard time in Konoha. When he first arrived in the village, he was nearly beaten to death as a spy.

Book Artist: What? There's actually such a thing?

Skirt-lifting maniac: We don’t know!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Of course I don't know. My dear never complains in the group. I only heard about it from Tsunade later when we were carrying out land reform.

Hatchet Girl: It’s scary and a bit subversive.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: But if you think about it carefully, it's normal. After all, Master An traveled through time in a physical body, and he was ruthless in Konoha. It's not surprising that he would be targeted in a time of war.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It wasn't a matter of war or being targeted; those Konoha ninjas were simply venting their anger. This is what Tsunade told me herself, and An Ran-san was simply used as a tool to vent her anger at that time.

Lazy Kitten: This, this is too much!

The illustrator of the book: How could Konoha's ninja do such a thing? Damn, An Ran-san should have wiped them all out back then!

This is an act: it's just the behavior of a few individuals; most of Konoha's residents are friendly. Besides, those two people have already become Hollows and been killed, so let's leave it at that.

Skirt-lifting maniac: I think this ending is too easy for them!

Hatchet Girl: I feel sorry for An Ran-sang.

Lazy Kitten: Transform, into a Hollow? The kind from the world of Death? The ones that wear masks and eat human souls?

Book artist: Of course, what other kinds of emptiness are there?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: The boss of the Gintama world seems to be called Hollow. Is Gin's teacher Songyang's real body?

Curly-haired boy: What true form? Gin-san, I don't admit that the Hollow and Mr. Shoyo are one and the same! Mr. Shoyo was just eaten by this damn guy, I want him to spit it out!

Wig: That's right! Even if he can't spit it out, he has to pull it out! We will definitely rescue Mr. Songyang!

Shark-faced guy: Pull it out...

Skirt-lifting maniac: Your teacher will definitely be pleased to see your filial piety.

Lazy Little Kitten: But how can there be such a thing as a Hollow in the Naruto world?

This touched upon Qi Luoli's blind spot, leaving her completely bewildered. Ninjas cultivate chakra, while Hollows are spirit beings. There's absolutely no way the two could possibly intertwine, right?

This is an actor: Because, I am Aizen.

Lazy Kitten: ??? Blue, what blue?

The illustrator of the book: Hahahaha! The kitten was shocked. The neighbor in the previous life inexplicably turned into Aizen.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hearing you say that, I suddenly want to see the newcomer's real photos! Can a kitten with a human soul make human-like expressions?

The villain in Soul Society: In theory, it’s possible, after all, cats also have facial muscles.

Lazy Kitty: No, everyone! What's going on with Aizen? I'm a newbie, please help! I'm so confused!

This is an actor: Goldfinger, role playing.

Book Artist: Ugh, An Ran-san, you actually revealed everything! This is not okay!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I mean, I wanted to keep it a secret.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Are you trying to keep us in suspense, or are you playing a prank? Ruiko-chan, you've really learned bad habits from Ali now.

Book artist: Well, please allow me to refute.

Lazy Kitten: So, besides this group, does An Ran have another cheat code? Woo woo woo, Kitten's eyes were filled with tears of grievance. Turns out, I'm not the protagonist!

Hatchet Girl: Phew.

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Hey, cute little kitty! You mustn't think like that! How exactly do we define a protagonist? What kind of protagonist truly qualifies as one?

Lazy Kitten: Uh, what do you mean?

Foul-mouthed Man in Suit: Believe me, you can be the protagonist. Of course, you need a camera first! Also, you need a male cat.

Curly: Damn, the protagonist of a cat movie? This is really interesting, hey!

Lazy Kitten: Go to hell, you two bastards! Who wants to make a cat movie with a tomcat? I'm a human!

Wig: But with your physique, it might be difficult to find someone to film you!

Script Artist: Shut up, can you idiots stop being so cheesy? You've been stuck on your own business for a while now, haven't you? If you want to make a movie so badly, why don't you just go make it yourself?

Skirt Uplifter: Exactly. All three of you can be the main actors. If that doesn't work out, Lati can also cooperate with you.