I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Wig: Mr. Wade, I advise you not to have such delusion! Gintoki has hemorrhoids!

Upskirt Maniac: ???

Book Artist: Hahahaha, it's okay to have hemorrhoids! But if you have hemorrhoids, you really can't do anything rash, it'll cause bleeding! How about trying some suppositories?

Curly-haired guy: You are the one who has hemorrhoids, why don’t you just go to hell with the wig!

Lin Fengjiao: Your conversation is so profound that I can’t understand it at all.

Shark-faced guy: It’s okay if you don’t understand. Remember how you feel now! When you understand in the future, you will miss yourself now.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Kisame-san has a lot of emotions.

Wig: Everyone is in the process of growing up, step by step. Giving up the innocence of the past is also the price of growing up.

Curly: You can shut up now, Wig, and get to Sixth Street! It's time to get to work!

Wig: Working? Did a customer call me out? That's not right. I just posted the ad at the entrance of the men's club at noon. How could it be so fast?

Curly-haired boy: What do you mean by name? I mean the Harusame Pirates are coming! Wait, what the hell is a men's house?

280 Deadpool: Uncle, I can kill the Avengers with just one fart

Edo, the eastern port.

Sakata Gintoki gently shook the blood-stained sword in his hand and let out a breath. Beside him, lying in a chaotic mess, the Harusame Pirates members, all in various shapes and strange appearances, were lying there.

Some of them have octopus heads, some have dog heads, and some even have large onion heads. They are extremely weird.

But compared to these pirates, what really made Sakata Gintoki feel strange was his partner, Mr. Kotaro, who was also holding a long sword and standing not far away.

This guy was wearing a flashy, garish outfit, his smooth thighs exposed. He had a scarf covering his nose and a large bow tied in his hair, looking like an alien from the human world.

Sakata Gintoki was a little afraid to look at him directly, for fear that his san value would drop sharply.

Sheathing his sword, Sakata Gintoki opened the group chat and sent a message: "Hmph. It seems these guys are just minions, completely unaware of their headquarters." "Wig, did you get anything over there?"

Wig: It's not a wig, it's a laurel! I haven't gained anything here either. These guys don't even know where there are any good DVD stores in the universe.

Hatchet Girl:?

Upskirt Maniac: What the hell is a DVD store?

Curly: It's hopeless, you're completely hopeless! You perverted old pervert!

Wig: I'm not criticizing you, I'm just admiring you! Anyway, we're not far from each other, so why are you communicating in the group chat?

Curly-haired boy: Don’t you have any idea about this question?

Wig: I see. Gintoki, are you envious?

Curly Hair Guy: I envy your sister. Who the hell would envy you when you look like a hammer? [Picture]

The illustrator: Damn! This wig of yours...

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: If I only look at the photo, I can’t even tell whether the wig is from a man or a woman.

Foul-mouthed man: Oh, so cute! This lovely lady, could you please go on a sweet date with me? @wig.

Wig:?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Deadpool, calm down, he is a man.

Foul-mouthed man: It doesn't matter. I don't think it matters at all. So what if he's a man? So what if he's a woman? Just being cute is fine. Cuteness is justice!

Curly: That's right, cuteness is justice! I support you! Wig, hurry up and agree to this polite and humble gentleman! Go to the world over there, go to the world over there and enjoy life!

Wig: I refuse! My country and the people still need me, I can't give up these to enjoy myself!

Curly Hair: No need, absolutely not. Trust me, Wig. This country and its people are eager for you to leave, the farther the better! No one wants you here to cause us any more trouble!

Wig: No, I won't leave! The comrades at the Men's House are still waiting for me.

Curly Hair: What the hell, you're a sissy, don't you have any shame? You're a man, and you're willing to do that to please other men? Isn't that disgusting, you bastard!

Foul-mouthed Man: Hey, bro! Can someone explain to me what a sissy house is?

Lin Fengjiao: Just like Ah Yin said, it’s the kind of store where people wear women’s clothes to please other men.

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck! Why don't we have this here? This isn't right. This isn't right at all! Why doesn't America have this kind of heartwarming service?

Skirt-lifting maniac: You have enough heartwarming special services in America, doesn’t daily gunfights count?

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Hahahaha, that's right! If America didn't have gunfights, it would be like a bird without wings or a fish without cheeks.

Book Artist: What kind of wonderful metaphor is this?

Hatchet Girl: In other words, the American people can't survive without gunfights, right?

Shark-faced guy: According to this analogy, isn't it like Yin has no butt?

This is an actor: Not bad, Kisame. You've learned analogies now, you've really grown a lot.

Curly: What the hell is growth? Why use me, Gin-san, as an analogy? I'm easy to bully, right?

Shark-faced guy: It’s not that you’re easy to bully, it’s you who said you can survive just by relying on your butt, right?

Curly-haired boy: Please stop talking, Gin-san. I admit that I was too young back then and didn't know the dangers of society. Being used as a meme by you bastards, damn it!

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Seriously, man. Actually, I think you're quite right. You can indeed survive on your butt! Of course, the premise is how you use that butt.

This is an actor:?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Can this be used in different ways?

Foul-mouthed Man: Of course, there are different ways to use it. I have a friend named Wolverine, you know? He used his stinky butt to pay for his living expenses for decades! Yes, decades! But I wouldn't recommend trying his method. After all, not everyone can open a durian with their butt.

Hatchet Girl: Phew.

The illustrator of the book: Opening a durian with your butt, what kind of magical operation is this?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Deadpool, you are being completely black, right? This is the worst time Wolverine has been blackened!

Curly: If Wolverine hears this, he’ll probably blow your head off!

Skull Island Handsome Guys: Is Wolverine a name or a species?

This is an actor: it's just a title and has nothing to do with your race.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Got it.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Hahahaha, you're kidding me? Wolverine wants to rip my head off? Let him come to me and try. Those cat claws of his are only fit for picking out earwax!

Fairy Chi Lian: Anyway, he is not in the group, you can brag whatever you want.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Bullshit, uncle, I'm not bragging! Uncle, everything I said is the truth! The most powerful superhero of this century, never lies!

Book artist: You are lying just by saying this, you idiot.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: You're the strongest of this century. Which century are you talking about? Is it just your America, or across all dimensions? You probably wouldn't rank among them in all dimensions, and you wouldn't rank among them in your America either. The strongest should be the Avengers, right?

Hatchet Girl: I think the Hulk can kill you in seconds.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Bullshit! You're slandering me like the most! Are those Avengers in bellybands considered heroes? Are they considered heroes? Do you believe I can kill them all with just one fart? Yes, just one fart!

281 Do You Dare to Live Broadcast?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: An Ran-san. I cooked some beef meatballs today. Can I bring them to you?

This is an actor: No, I’m full.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: How can you possibly be full from that fast food? I'll bring you some, including your favorite corn chips.

This is an actor: already lying down, not wanting to eat.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It’s okay, I’ll feed you.

The illustrator of the book: I’m full, I’m full too! I’m full of dog food!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Please don’t show affection in the group, it’s extremely uncomfortable!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I'm not showing off. I'm just concerned about my boyfriend's diet. Isn't that what I should do?

Fairy Chi Lian: Tell me the truth, are you really just concerned about the food? Are you really there just to feed them?

Book Artist: That's right! Are you feeding it rice or something else? Please be clear.

Foul-mouthed man: You guys need to explain yourself to me! Why did you suddenly change the subject? Uncle, I'm so sad! Don't you believe what I say?

Curly-haired boy: Pfft, you still need to ask this question? You still need to ask?

Hatchet Girl: There's really no need to ask. It's obvious that no one believes me. I changed the subject because I felt I couldn't continue this conversation. I was afraid people would laugh out loud. Do you understand?

The illustrator of the book: You have no idea of your own weight.

This is an actor: if he had a way with it, he wouldn't be Deadpool. Not having a way with it is his style.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: If An Ran-san doesn't want to eat, I have two pears here that I can give to you.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Oh my god, Xiaonan, you're such a good wife and mother that I'm suddenly a little uncomfortable. Wouldn't it be nice to return to your true self? Are you possessed?

The villain in Soul Society: She is not possessed. Her original intention was not to send pears or food. She wanted to send you the bottle of wine that Neinmu gave you?

Book Artist: Wine?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Nie Yin Meng is the vice-captain of the 12th Division?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: ??? Sister Hua, what are you talking about? What kind of wine?

Soul Society's villain: Huh. You flirted with Neonmu at the Female Shinigami Association last time, and you thought I didn't see it? Or did you think hiding the wine in a small compartment in the cupboard was safe?

Skirt Uplifter: Wow, what kind of wine is that?

Soul Society's villain: This one, you'd have to ask Konan herself. What kind of wine is it that makes her so eager to give it away?

Book Artist: Well, I roughly know what kind of wine it is.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Xiaonan is now starting to use any means necessary, very good!

Hatchet Girl: Where is Sister Xiaonan? Why isn’t she talking?

Curly-haired girl: Oh my, could it be... shy? No way, no way! Our Xiaonan-chan, could it be that she is really shy?

This is an actor: Yin, do you know what it means to know when to stop?

Curly: Sorry to bother you!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Dude, are you scared?

Curly-haired guy: Fuck you, Gin-san, this is called resolutely following instructions!

Foul-mouthed man: Very good, man! I think you have the makings of a politician. You're just like those other rubbish politicians, spouting bullshit!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahahahaha! This summary is very insightful!

The artist of the book: Yin has really met a strong opponent this time. He is no longer good at talking nonsense.

Curly-haired guy: No more? Gin-san, how could I be no more? Who do you think I am? Would I lose to a man with such a hollow brain? Impossible, I just wanted to ruin the harmonious atmosphere in the group!

Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: I'm sorry, but my brain's still there. Yeah, that's right! It's still spinning like crazy! Do you want me to open it?

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, that’s disgusting!

Hatchet Girl: Bloody photos are not allowed in this group!

Fairy Chi Lian: If you send something like this, our Yan Ye will transform.

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Just asking if I don't understand, is it the kind of transformation where you turn into bright red shorts and wear them outside?

Hatchet Girl:......

Lin Fengjiao: What kind of transformation is that?

Lin Jiu really couldn't imagine it, and the picture was simply impossible to describe.

Just when this message was sent, Feng Manxiang had already brought him and Ren Tingting through many twists and turns to the base of the Chinese monster.

It was called a garrison, but in reality it was just a cluster of several low, wooden houses. It looked like a slum, with scattered cats and dogs wandering around, their gazes at Feng Manxiang revealing a mixture of respect and admiration.

"You have a very high status here." Lin Jiu raised his eyebrows and said.

"Well, after my father passed away, I succeeded him as the Grand Elder of the Demonic Alliance." Feng Manxiang nodded gently and smiled slightly. "These young warriors are very respectful to me."

"Warriors?" Before Lin Jiu could speak, Ren Tingting suddenly asked, "You mean, these are all warriors of the demon clan? Not pets?" She looked around at the group of cats and dogs around her and was shocked.