I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

This is an actor: Yes, it cost twelve thousand points.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

Book artist: Damn, when?

Hatchet Girl: It's the reward for killing the invader, right? It's exactly 12,000 points! But because Anran-san handed the invader to the tentacle monster, Lati-san didn't get anything.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Suddenly I realized, this seems to be the case. Twelve thousand points, just gone like that.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Stop talking, I suddenly feel so painful! With so many points, I can buy Sister Hua's ability with them!

Skull Island handsome guy: I am the one who suffers the most, okay?

The Evildoer of Soul Society: Now that Lati has accepted the punishment, what is your choice, Gin?

Book artist: He decisively chose to log off.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Gin-san, that's really not surprising. If anything goes wrong, just log off to avoid disaster.

Hatchet Girl: The key is that he is not really offline when he goes offline, and he peeks at the screen from time to time!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Forget it, I didn't intend to punish him in the first place. I just hope he can learn from his mistakes and not jump to such absolute conclusions.

Shark-faced guy: I feel like he can’t change this habit.

This is an actor: So what Xiaonan said was just the hope that he could change. Even if the hope was very slim.

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What the hell is this damn muting system? It's only muted for ten minutes, so why did it only just get unblocked after I'd already finished eating all my braised pork intestines?

278 Are You the Deadpool?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: If I'm not mistaken, you logged off after being banned, right?

Skirt Lifting Maniac: I think I must have logged off. Time flows differently after logging off than in the group, so it feels like a very long time.

Book artist: No, wait. We're not discussing the speed of time right now! Pay attention to the key point of his statement, the key point! What the hell is eating all the pig intestines? Did this person really eat his own intestines?

Hatchet Girl: No, that's not true, right? It's fake, right?

Shark-faced guy: Maybe it’s true. There are all kinds of people in the world.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Could the name of this new guy be Hannibal?

The Evil One of Soul Society: Who is that?

Book Artist: America's most famous cannibal, who cooks human flesh as if it were any other common ingredient.

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Hahahaha, this is hilarious! You called me Hannibal? I laughed my ass off. You little sweethearts should give stand-up comedy a try! Maybe you could win a Golden Strawberry Award!

Book Artist: Who the hell wants that lousy Golden Strawberry Award?! It's obvious you can't be Hannibal. Even though he eats people, he's not as foul-mouthed as you!

Foul-mouthed man: Foul-mouthed? No, no, no, I don't have a foul mouth! This damn online name is a slander against me, the biggest slander! In fact, whether it's Elena or Minis, they all call me Sweetie! I hope the sweethearts in the group can call me that too, thank you!

Hatchet Girl:?

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Curly-haired guy: I can’t stand it! Gin-san, I can’t stand it at all! You newbie, you’re really shameless! How can you still be called Sweetie? I think you’re an old iron pot, right?

Book Artist: Ah Yin, aren't you offline? What's the old iron pot?

Curly Hair: I was planning to log off, but this shameless newcomer blew me away! Old Iron Pot was saying his face is harder and thicker than an iron pot! Doesn't this bastard have any sense of shame?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: That's very well said. However, I think you should ask yourself this question.

Shark-faced guy: When it comes to shamelessness, you and this newcomer are just as bad as each other.

Curly-haired boy: Damn, Gin-san, am I as shameless as him?

This is an actor: I forgot, you once said that you were the most handsome guy in Kabuki Street.

Curly-haired boy: Wasn’t I stating the facts?

The illustrator of the book: You are so shameless in stating the facts. It's beyond the limit.

Foul-mouthed man: Oh, yes! This guy is so shameless! He has a head full of dirty curly hair and dares to call himself the most handsome boy? You'd make a sow die of laughter!

Curly-haired guy: Shut up, you idiot newbie! You have no right to call me shameless!

Foul-mouthed Man: Hehehe, what's that? Bullying? Just because I'm a cute, tender newbie, you're bullying me? You want to spank me, huh? But there are so many people who want to do that, it's not your turn yet.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft, this newcomer is really good! It completely overturns my understanding of the existence of newcomers!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I think I know what the prefix of his online name means. He is really foul-mouthed, even more foul-mouthed than Ah Yin.

Illustrator: Although I'm happy to see Gin getting teased, this new guy seems a bit too arrogant! He hasn't even introduced himself yet!

Wig: Self-introduction is the rule of our group. You don’t really want to break it, newbie?

Foul-mouthed Man: Honestly, I'm the best at fouls! Especially back in high school, when I was playing rugby, people called me the "Little Prince of Balls"? Or the "Little Prince of Balls"? Shit! It's been so long, I can't remember exactly.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: ...

Skirt-lifting maniac: I don’t know where to start complaining about what you said.

The illustrator of the book: Is this little prince who takes out his balls poisonous?

This is an actor: There are 10 seconds left. If you haven't finished your self-introduction, you will be banned for 24 hours. @嘴臭皮套男

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Oh, hey! You can't do this! You're violating human rights! Protest, uncle, I protest!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: You have five seconds left after sending this message.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck! Wade Winston Wilson! My name is Wade Winston Wilson, and I'm a cute, handsome guy! I just turned 30 today, so you guys should light a candle for me!

Curly: Sure, I'll put up your photo, okay? I'll give you a special birthday party!

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Of course, no problem! But I want the birthday cake to be durian flavored, so I can use it to feed your juicy ass!

Curly-haired boy:?

Book artist: Hahahaha, Yin was left speechless after being directly criticized.

Hatchet Girl: So this new guy is really amazing, incredible!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Durian-flavored cake, is that really edible? It's terrifying to think about it!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: The newcomer hasn’t told me his profession yet.

Foul-mouthed Man: Hey! Don't be so prim, sweetheart! The missing job description is just to give you a possible fantasy! Doesn't that make me feel fuller?

Skirt-lifting maniac: To be frank, I didn’t feel that way at all.

Foul-mouthed man: Of course, because this kind of fullness is only for adults! Look at my lip shape, sir! Not for curious girls like you, whose bodies haven't even fully grown yet.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: We don’t need fantasy, just finish the introduction honestly.

Foul-mouthed Man: Fine, fine! For the love of angels, I'm a freelancer! My favorite things to do are painting and sketching. I also occasionally write poetry.

Curly-haired guy: You're painting with human blood, reciting poetry in prison? Damn, you're such a vulgar bastard, yet you're trying to make yourself look so elegant. You're shameless to the extreme, hey!

Lin Fengjiao: This newcomer is really talking nonsense.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I used to think that Gin was the most unreliable person in the world, but I didn’t expect there are even more unreliable people!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck! How dare you call my great Lord Wade unreliable? In our industry, you'd be beheaded, you know? My millions of fans will kill you! I promise!

Upskirt Maniac: Wait! Wade Winston Wilson? You're that, Deadpool?

279 What the hell is a men’s house?

August Building, Queens, New York.

On the rooftop, the iron gate was violently broken open. The wind surged and rushed into the entrance, making a whistling sound.

Across the passage, Deadpool, clad in a red and black bodysuit, sat on the guardrail's lever. His hood's chin was pulled up, revealing the raw skin beneath. His mouth moved slowly, chewing the burger he had just stuffed into his mouth.

That’s right, what he said just now about eating pig intestines was just bragging.

Even he couldn't braise his own intestines, as it was too disgusting, and he didn't know how to cook them.

But it was true that he had been shot a few times for checking the group messages. It wasn't his fault for not focusing; the things this group showed were truly amazing!

Deadpool dared to swear that he had never seen such a magical thing in his life!

A group chat that can span across worlds and connect characters in those worlds? Such an unimaginably cool ability, can Jehovah, with his big beard, do it?

Wait, maybe that old guy Jehovah isn't a bearded guy, but a bald guy?

It doesn't matter. None of that matters! What matters is that Uncle Wade, the beloved little bastard, is favored by such a magical object! It instantly feels like being hit by Mrs. Maria's boxer shorts!

In this situation, it's understandable that he lost his mind and let his attention be diverted, right? And didn't those guys who shot him get what they deserved in the end?

Thinking of the old Hank's wailing before his death, Deadpool suddenly felt a sense of comfort as if he had eaten Xuanmai.

The godfather of the Valeera gang, the worst villain in Hell's Kitchen, wouldn't they all have to drink bath water if they met Uncle Wade? Uncle Wade is the best, the strongest!

No one in this world can order Uncle Wade around, except... that damn group leader!

Fuck! Why does every platform software in the world have such an anti-human function as muting? This is clearly a violation and disrespect for human rights!

Deadpool angrily opened the group chat and sent a message: Hi, respected group owner! It's already noon, remember to eat lunch during this busy time!

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Book artist: What's with your inexplicable concern for me?

Curly-haired boy: He started licking! This bastard chose to lick us after knowing how powerful our president is! How shameless! It's a disgrace!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: When you said this, you were already scolding yourself.

Hatchet Girl: Yin, you are obviously a big bootlicker, how can you be so embarrassed?

Curly-haired boy: What do you mean by "licking a dog"? Gin-san, I've never admitted to being a "licking dog." My admiration for the president comes from the bottom of my heart! It's a real, natural emotion!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: If I didn’t know who you are, I would probably believe it.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: You really have no bottom line, Gin.

This is an actor: It's not lunchtime here, I just had dinner. [Picture]

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: This is a fast food meal? Honey, why are you eating this?

This is an actor: because I don’t really want to cause trouble to others.

The illustrator: Pfft! Uchiha Madara's appearance is indeed disturbing in a sense. He's definitely going to turn heads when he walks down the street.

Foul-mouthed man: Oh, no! I don't agree with that! A look like Mr. Group Leader's can only get you 90% of the attention! To really get 100% of the attention, wear nothing at all! Believe me, I've tried it!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: ...

Skirt-lifting maniac: If it were someone else, I might not believe it, but if it’s you, I absolutely believe you can do it!

Foul-mouthed Man: Thank you, sweetheart! Forgive me for assuming you were just a perverted little pervert. If you want compensation, I'll give you my eyes.

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, that’s not necessary.

Saten Ruiko twitched, her face filled with black lines. She could even imagine the scene where the other person gouged out his eyes and gave them to her with a playful smile. It was simply terrifying!

The illustrator: You're a real gift-giver, aren't you? Also, can you really grow new eyes after giving them away?

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Of course you can, but it's slower! If you gouge out someone else's eyes and put them in your own sockets, that would be faster.

Hatchet Girl: It really deserves to be called the X-Healing Factor. This recovery ability is simply terrifying! Completely immortal!

Shark-faced guy: And it’s not very expensive, only 2000 points.

Curly-haired boy: Humph, I wonder if I’ll become as brainless as him after buying it! Gin-san, I have a question mark on this question.

This is an actor: If that's the case, why did you spend points to buy it?

Book Artist: Damn, Yin actually bought it already? Damn, he's really quick!

Curly: Gin-san, I was testing poison on the people. That's all! I never thought that if I bought this ability, I wouldn't have to worry about dying. Absolutely not!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: So that’s why, it’s because you’re afraid of death.

Curly-haired guy: They said it’s gone, what’s wrong with you, Mochou?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yin, you don’t have to hide it anymore. Everyone in this group knows everything about you.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: No, I don't know! I'd like to test it with my butt. I wonder if this curly-haired boy would be willing?

Curly-haired boy: I do, damn!