I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

"Tingting." The gentle expression on Feng Manxiang's face disappeared, and her expression turned serious. "Even if we are good friends, you can't insult our demon warriors! They are willing to come here, which means they are ready to sacrifice their lives."

"Okay." Ren Tingting nodded, knowing she was right. She asked seriously, "I suddenly remembered I cooked noodles at home. Can I go back and eat them first?"

Dead!

She already felt that she was doomed to die by coming to a place like this! It was a pity that she had to die so easily before she could even enjoy her precious time traveling through time!

Lin Jiu ignored this drama queen. After taking a look at this so-called base, he turned his attention back to the group chat.

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Hey, guys! Why don't you believe me? I'm serious! Those effeminate Avengers are no match for me! Even if that guy wearing panties outside comes across the world, I'm not afraid!

Hatchet Girl: Can you please stop bragging?

Book Artist: You're giving me a headache! Not to mention Superman, the Hulk could crush you into a pulp with just one punch!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: That green booger? You mean that green booger? Don't be ridiculous, he's no match for me! And that stinking piece of shit Tony once knelt in front of me and called me "Bully!"

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft, you're really good at it. Do you have any evidence?

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Evidence? Isn't what I said evidence? Uncle, I never lie. If you really don't believe me! I'll kick their asses right now and show you!

Curly Hair: Humph, do you dare to broadcast live?

282 Welcome to the Dreamland

Foul-mouthed Suit Man: Yes, that's right! Those damn Avengers, when they meet me, I'll be like a rabbit in heat meeting a fox, and I can only run away in panic!

Curly: Why don’t you answer my question?

Upskirt Maniac: It happens again, a wonderful metaphor method from Mr. Deadpool!

Book illustrator: How did the rabbit run away in panic?

Red Snake Fairy: And why is it that a rabbit in heat can meet a fox, but an ordinary rabbit can't?

Foul-mouthed Man: Speech should be artistic, sweetheart! We should emphasize artistry, and only rabbits in heat can possess this kind of artistry.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Sorry, I really don't see the artistry in that. And don't call me sweetheart, I'm not sweet.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, our sister Mochou is really cruel! After all, she is a ruthless red-faced fairy who kills without blinking an eye!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Lei Zi, do you want to be beaten?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Ahem. It's the Red Snake Fairy, I made a typo!

Notebook illustrator: You can even make typos while typing with your mind, that’s amazing!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hand-fighting, hand-fighting, no mind-control! Really, Sister Mochou should believe me, right?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Well, how dare I not trust my Master Lei? I can't afford to offend your harem.

Foul-mouthed man: Harem? Hey, you mean a harem? The kind of harem I'm thinking of? The kind where every girl stays in her room, flashing car lights in anticipation of being visited?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Although that's what I mean, please don't be so blunt. There are still many young people in our group who are still inexperienced in the world. Thank you.

Book Artist: Oh wow, isn't this our dear little Nan? Is she over the shyness stage already?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I don't quite understand. What is shyness? I was just peeling a pomelo and eating it. Don't make too much of it.

Hatchet Girl: Okay, then we’ll just assume you’re really peeling and eating the pomelo!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Then what else? Am I the kind of girl who would be shy? Impossible, the girls of our Akatsuki organization would never be shy!

Shark-Faced Guy: Um, you seem to be the only girl in Akatsuki, right? Besides, didn't you leave Akatsuki a long time ago?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Kisame-san. If a fish talks too much after landing, it will drown.

Shark-faced guy: ...

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck! I've been thinking about this for ages and I still can't understand it! Why? Why can all the girls in this group have harems? Uncle, a handsome and cute guy like me can't have one. What's wrong with this world?

Curly Hair: I can't fucking understand you either! Why don't you answer my question first? I asked you to do a live broadcast, and you come up with so much bullshit?

This is an actor: In fact, just because he doesn’t answer, it’s already an answer.

Illustrator: No way, no way? Gin-san, you really didn't see that? Deadpool isn't refusing to answer you, he just doesn't dare to go live.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Do you want to start a live broadcast so that everyone can watch him get beaten into a pulp?

Skirt-lifting maniac: I think with Yin’s IQ, he probably couldn’t see it.

Curly: How, how is that possible! Of course I know he wouldn't dare to really cause trouble for the Avengers! I was just provoking him, right! Just provoking this coward!

Book Artist: You should stop being so self-deprecating, right? Aren't you afraid to fulfill your own live broadcast?

Hatchet Girl: Yeah, they were all just blanks anyway. Everyone's already used to Yin's blanks, so another one won't be a big deal.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Huh? Two air artillery masters, why are you guys silent?

Curly-haired boy: Kong, what's the title of Kong Cannon Master? Gin-san, I don't like it, take it back!

Foul-mouthed Man: Hey, that's a personal attack, right? It's a total personal attack, right? Don't just give people names. That's what we learned in elementary school!

Curly: Right! Personal attacks are absolutely forbidden!

The illustrator said: So-called personal attacks are made without any basis. But it is true that you are just making empty promises.

Wig: Yes, this is an indisputable fact.

Curly: You bastard, which side are you on? Come to think of it, you've also fired blanks, right?

Wig: Well, I've already turned from evil to good. From today on, I'm going to be an honest and trustworthy young man. I won't lie or cheat, I'll love the president, and I'll firmly support the majority in the group.

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck, you old idiot, you can even deceive yourself so well? How can you do that? Why can't I do that?

It's an actor's job: when you say it, you've done it.

Book Artist: Hahahaha, An Ran-san has some rants! And they're still very sharp!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: But it's true. Mr. Deadpool actually said that he is a handsome and cute boy. You are really deceiving yourself.

Hatchet Girl: Hmm, even more cruel than Gin-san’s deception.

Foul-mouthed Man: Maybe I exaggerated in other areas, but I didn't lie about this! Absolutely not! My Elena can vouch for me!

Book Artist: So, who is Elena?

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Oh, ho, ho. You hit the nail on the head, baby! Elena, but she's my goddess! The most beautiful barmaid at the Wolverine Bar, unforgettable!

Hatchet Girl: Barmaid...

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I think I understand what kind of person this is. You're just like me, Mr. Deadpool. Aren't you afraid of getting sick from playing like this?

Shark-Faced Guy: You forgot, he has this healing factor. He's totally fearless.

Book Artist: Is this superpower used in that kind of place? Your superpower is capable of crying, right?

Foul-mouthed Leather Man: No, it won't cry! It feels like it's being used for the right purpose, and it's shouting and cheering for joy at me! Master Wade, I'm going to give birth to your babies! Did you hear it, its hysterical cry!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I’m not shouting, that’s just your fantasy!

Curly: Exactly, Deadpool, you old pervert! It's a disgrace to us that someone like you can be a member of our group! Just leave the group yourself. No more gifts!

After sending this message indignantly, Sakata Gintoki raised his head and saw a strange building in pink hues.

Two girls, wearing scanty clothing and heavy makeup, stood at the entrance. A colorful neon sign stood to the left, with the words "Welcome to the Dreamland" written in Japanese.

283 Go to the Battle of Ten Thousand Monsters to act cute?

Book artist: Kang Kang, the civet cat raised by our team. [Picture]

Skirt-lifting maniac: Wow! It’s blue! It’s so big, almost as big as the car next to it!

Hatchet Girl: And she looks so cute, completely subverting my impression of mutant creatures.

Illustrator: That's why I said earlier, not every mutant is human. This civet cat, while a bit larger and occasionally flashing electricity, is actually no different from a regular house cat.

This is an actor: How many volts of electricity is discharged occasionally?

The artist of this book: I haven't done any professional calculations, but I think it should be able to turn a tree into charcoal.

Fairy Chi Lianzi: If this were a human, wouldn’t the cat be crispy on the outside and tender on the inside? How can this be considered no different from an ordinary house cat?

Book artist: But it is very docile and usually does not discharge electricity.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: So, what is an unusual situation?

Book illustrator: When it is hungry, when it is in a bad mood, when it meets its own kind, and on rainy days.

Curly: What I mean is that most of these are unusual situations. How dare you keep such unstable explosives in your team? Are you dreaming of eating skewers someday? Hey!

Foul-mouthed Suit Guy: Grilled skewers? Where can I get some? I want something Mexican. I've been feeling a bit bland lately. I want something exciting.

Hatchet Girl: If you want something exciting, you should go to Huaxia Restaurant and have Sichuan hot pot! Remember to ask for the extra spicy devil pepper!

Foul-mouthed Man: Thank you, sweetheart! I'll be there right now!

Hatchet Girl: Okay, good luck.

This is an actor: The devil pepper is super spicy, do you want to make it spicy enough to become an atom?

Hatchet Girl: Hehehe, he's immortal anyway, I can't be the only one who has to endure this pain! [Image]

Fairy Chi Lian: Is this the devil pepper?

Hatchet Girl: Mmm, it's incredibly spicy! I took one bite and it felt like my tongue was about to fall off! Janet still didn't believe it, and now she's gone to the bathroom because of the spiciness.

The villain of Soul Society: Janet?

This is an actor: If I'm not mistaken, it's the nun, right?

Curly-haired guy: Wow, Kotonoha-chan, your relationship is developing quite fast. You even went out for hotpot with her?

Hatchet Girl: There's nothing I can do, she insisted on treating me. I figured since we're neighbors, it's only natural to maintain a good relationship.

Lin Fengjiao: Neighbors should indeed maintain good relations. If that nun has no ill intentions, then it's not impossible to interact with her.

Curly: Hey, hey, can't you hear me? This relationship of mine isn't what you think it is! In other words, it's not a pure one!

Hatchet Girl: Ah Yin, you're talking nonsense again. I've already said that my sexual orientation is normal. I like cute boys!

The illustrator: Why are you trying to hide it? Just say that you like An Ran-san. It's not like everyone hasn't seen your true face.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Oh, Kotonoha-chan is always a little shy.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: It doesn't matter. Just a mouthful of mua and everything will be solved.

Book Artist: Hahahaha, Sister Xiaonan is bringing up the old story again! All I can say is, well done!

Wig: There's really no need to be shy. It's human nature to like our president. I understand this very well.

Book artist:?

This is an actor:?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Wig, are you serious?

Wig: Don't get me wrong, the kind of love I'm talking about is admiration and longing. It's not as filthy and dirty as you imagine. I can swear on Gintoki's boxer shorts.

Skirt-lifting maniac: What kind of swearing method is that!

Curly-haired guy: My boxers don't recognize your oath at all, wake up! Also, is your phone turned off?

Wig: No, I just muted it.

Curly Hair: Answer the phone. I have an important work assignment that I need to inform you about! It’s not good to say it in the group chat!

Book Artist: Ugh, you have important work tasks? You two have never done your job properly!

Hatchet Girl: Yes. If molesting decent women is considered work, then they work every day.

Shark-faced guy: Not every day, but every moment.

Lin Fengjiao: Alas, the world is going downhill.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: How is the situation with Uncle Jiu going now?

Lin Fengjiao: The rabbit spirit I rescued was holding a pre-war mobilization meeting. [Picture]

Book Artist: Mobilization meeting? What about the members who were mobilized?

Lin Fengjiao: Those in front of the house on the left, on the roof on the right, and those rolling on the ground, are all of them.

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?