I joined the group chat as Aizen in the Ninja World

Skirt-lifting maniac: Haha, when it comes to the idea of being able to survive by relying on one’s butt, I feel like laughing for some reason.

Wig: @Stinky-mouthed Man, is this new guy here? Say something?

Foul-mouthed Man: Oh, hey! Of course I'm here! How could I not be? How am I supposed to greet all of your lovely, charming mothers if I weren't here?

Scarlet Snake Fairy:?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village:?

Illustrator: I understand why this guy is called "Foul Mouth Man." He starts off by greeting someone's mother. This isn't just ordinary foul mouth. This is super foul mouth.

Foul-mouthed Leather Man: Haha! If you were like me and had dozens of bullets stuffed into my ass for checking this damn group chat, you wouldn't be in the mood either, right, sweetheart?

Hatchet Girl: Phew.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: If dozens of bullets are stuffed into the butt, won’t the intestines be broken?

Foul-mouthed Man: Of course, it's completely rotten. And not only is it rotten, it's also emitting a pungent meaty aroma! All the lovely little sweethearts in this damn group chat, do you have mustard? I'm craving braised pork intestines tonight.

Upskirt Maniac: ??? Seriously?

The illustrator of the book: Hey, this new guy is quite something! He can even talk nonsense than Yin!

276 Ridiculous Freedom

Curly: What do you mean? Gin-san, I don't like it. Take it back!

Book Artist: Isn't what I said the truth? This new guy is just better than you! Or are you dissatisfied and think you can be more ridiculous than this new guy?

Curly-haired boy: Bullshit! Gin-san, what I mean is, although I may be a bit exaggerated sometimes, I'm not so exaggerated as to say this, right? Digging out your own intestines to make sausages, even Gin-san would never think of it!

Skirt-lifting maniac: This newcomer is really strong!

Hatchet Girl: You are not an ordinary newcomer, you must be a big shot in real life, right?

Lin Fengjiao: But I don’t think mustard should be used in braised pork intestines, the taste will be unbearable.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Hmm. Probably red chili peppers. I saw An Ran-san make them.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: You guys are actually seriously discussing how to make pig intestines? Isn't this the right time to talk about this?

Soul Society's Evildoer: Come to think of it, I've never eaten pig intestines.

Illustrator: I haven't tried it either. Is it really edible? Will it cause any psychological trauma?

This is an actor: Ah, just wash it clean.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Even if I wash it, I don't think I can adapt. Especially since the pig intestines this new guy is talking about are his own. Eating yourself is really impressive! To be able to brag to this extent, he truly is a big shot.

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Oh, oh, oh! What did I hear? Bragging? You little pervert who lifted someone's skirt, are you trying to say that uncle is bragging? Sorry, uncle, I never brag! I only brag about my ass!

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

The illustrator of the book: Hahahaha, you little pervert who lifts people’s skirts! Leizi-chan, how perverted are you?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Shut up!

Hatchet Girl: What does it mean to blow only on the buttocks?

Foul-mouthed man: "Girls don't need to know. This is an adult world! Although I'm not a good person, I have no interest in little brats under the age of 18! Please don't come near me, thank you!"

Hatchet Girl: I never said I wanted to get close to you!

Curly-haired guy: I see, this idiot newcomer is just a greasy old man! He's probably the same type as Wig!

Foul-mouthed man in a suit: Fuck! How dare you, with your curly hair, call me a greasy old man? When I was in Manhattan, I was considered a super handsome guy! The kind that girls would drool over!

Curly-haired boy: Ha! If you spit instead of drooling, you'll be more credible.

Book Artist: Wait, hanging out in Manhattan? You're American?

Hatchet Girl: I see, no wonder he speaks with such a peculiar accent. Oh my God!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Pfft! Kotonoha-chan, you really imitated the accent, it's very American!

Hatchet Girl: I stole this from the nun next door. While her motives might be shady, her words are quite interesting. I think she's a good person.

Illustrator: Your way of defining a good person is a bit too weird. If you were really a good person, you wouldn't be thinking of taking you to the bar, hey!

Foul-mouthed Man: Oh, right! The bar! I'm going to the bar tonight to have some fun! Beautiful Emily, I'll come find you after I finish eating the pig intestines!

The illustrator of this book: After eating the pig intestines, please stop bragging, okay? People will die if they lose their intestines! They will die!

This is an actor: ordinary people would die, but he really doesn't.

Hatchet Girl:?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Isn’t he a human being?

This is an actor: a human being, but not an ordinary person. Now that you're in the group, let me introduce myself, Wade.

Foul-mouthed man: Oh, introduce yourself? Who do you think you are, you sissy? No one in this world can order me around, not even my mother! Unless she cooks me some pig intestines tonight!

Curly-haired boy: Damn! You're such a bold newbie, how dare you talk to our president like that? Not only you, but even your mother would have to follow our president's instructions if she joined the group! Do you understand?

Foul-mouthed Man: [Picture] Have you seen this? This is a gift from me, do you like it?

Hatchet Girl: Is this... a human finger?

Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: You're right, girl! But it's still not accurate enough. That's the middle finger! The middle finger is a sacred object! Usually, when it's held upright, it means the uncle is the strongest!

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, we're not talking about the middle finger! The key is why are you holding someone's finger? What did you do to him?

Foul-mouthed Man in a Suit: Oh, you're talking about poor old Hank? Of course he died, and it was a horrible death.

Book Artist: Holy shit, are we chatting with a murderer? No, I'm calling the police!

Hatchet Girl: Calm down, Ali-chan! Calling the police won't solve the problem. And even if they do come, who are they going to arrest? Aren't most of the people in our group murderers?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Kotonoha-chan, what you said is a bit too real. I feel very uncomfortable! (Expression: Covering face)

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Speaking of murderers, our Ruiko-chan also has blood on her hands.

Soul Society's villain: The key isn't whether to kill someone or not, but whether the person deserves to be killed. Never mind, let's not change the subject now. Let him introduce himself first.

Curly-haired guy: This bastard actually gave me the middle finger. It's obvious that he doesn't want to obey the president's instructions! Kick him out. This kind of troublemaker must be kicked out resolutely!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Kicking him out is a bit too much, it’s better to just ban him.

Foul-mouthed man: Fuck! You're actually planning to ban me? I'm not convinced, I'm appealing! As an American citizen, I have the right and freedom to speak. You can't do this!

[Tip: The foul-mouthed man in the suit is muted for 10 minute]

This is an actor: Sorry, this is not America.

Upskirt Maniac: Good!

Curly-haired boy: The president is so domineering and majestic!

The illustrator said: This idiot is really asking for death! If he hadn't said that, An Ran-sang might not have banned him! He dared to talk about American freedom, which really touched the reverse scale!

Hatchet Girl: American freedom is a complete joke!

The villain in Soul Society: Let this kid reflect on himself in the small dark room.

Lin Fengjiao: Everyone, do you know what this is? [Picture].

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Skirt-lifting maniac:?

The illustrator: What the hell is this? It looks a bit like a zombie, but not quite!

Hatchet Girl: I think I've seen this in a horror movie! This thing is called a voodoo zombie! It's a variation of voodoo from Africa.

Lin Fengjiao: I see. Thank you very much.

Hatchet Girl: No need to thank me, I’m just curious why Uncle Jiu has voodoo zombies?

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Could it be that Uncle Nine has already reached that island?

Lin Fengjiao: We have arrived at Lingzhou Island in Southeast Asia.

Skirt-lifting maniac: So soon? Didn’t you say it would take five days?

Lin Fengjiao: I just said that the battle of all monsters will officially begin in five days.

Illustrator: But Nanyang doesn't seem that close to China, right? How did you manage to get there in such a short time? Did the group chat go offline halfway?

When a group chat goes offline, it will enter the timeline of the group members' own world. Even if the time is very short in the group, it may become extremely long in this world.

Lin Fengjiao: I haven't logged off. I've been in the group the entire time. As for why I arrived during this time, it's because the Chinese monsters have a unique way of arriving on this island. It seems they arrived by passing through a layer of fog.

Lin Jiu breathed a sigh of relief and followed Feng Manxiang past the voodoo zombie. The strong pungent smell made him frown.

Beside him, Ren Tingting also restrained her impulsive character at this moment, not daring to breathe, and looked around timidly.

What appeared before their eyes were all kinds of strange and bizarre creatures.

There are Chinese fox demons with fox heads and human bodies, well-dressed English vampires, Indonesian ghosts with heads shaped like pumpkins, and Japanese demons dressed in dancer costumes with white foundation on their faces.

Monsters and ghosts of all shapes and sizes gather here, creating a scene of rampant demons.

Hatchet Girl: Just go through the fog? That sounds pretty magical. Like Alice in Wonderland?

This is an actor: the principle should be similar to the teleportation array.

Skirt Lifting Maniac: Teleportation array, that should be considered a high-end power. Can Uncle Jiu's world also access this kind of power? Of course, I don't question An Ran-sang's intentions. I just think that this principle seems unlikely.

This is an actor: "Don't be so cautious, I'm not going to eat you." It's good that you have such doubts, it shows you've really thought about the problem. Judging from the current world level of Uncle Jiu, the teleportation array seems impossible. But this is only now, not in the past.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: Ah, An Ran-san, are you saying this teleportation array is from the past? That's right, the past wasn't the Dharma-Ending Age we have now.

This is an actor: just a guess, I'm not entirely sure.

Skirt-lifting maniac: But I think this is a guess that is close to the fact!

Book artist: Wow, what a performance this little fangirl is showing.

Skirt-lifting maniac:? Could Ali-chan come up with something more reasonable?

Illustrator: I can't. After all, I'm not your An Ran. But I think you should be more straightforward! Just say that I actually want An Ran to eat me! (Expression: greedy)

Hatchet Girl: Hahahaha, Ali-chan’s greedy expression is so real!

Skirt-lifting maniac: No, I don’t have that kind of idea! Alijiang, you female hooligan!

Book Artist: Bah, bah, bah, how dare you say that to me? Have you forgotten how the newbie addressed you?

The villain in Soul Society: I think his name is Little Pervert?

Curly-haired boy: Yes, that's it! The little pervert who lifted up the skirt! Hahahaha! This joke will make Gin-san laugh for a whole year!

Shark-faced guy: I feel like that newcomer must have mistaken Lei Zi for a boy.

Book artist: Probably, just like Gin back then.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Speaking of Gin, it suddenly occurred to me that he still owes us a live broadcast?

Book Artist: Ah, I remember now!

Red Snake Fairy: That’s right, you still owe us that live broadcast.

Wig:?

Hatchet Girl: I also want to know, what live broadcast did Yin owe?

This is an actor: He made a bet with us. He said that if Leizi was a girl, he would eat feces live.

Hatchet Girl: Wow! So exciting?

The Villain of Soul Society: I didn’t even eat lunch, I’m already waiting for the show to start.

Book Artist: Hahahahaha! Sister Hua, you're really something! I'm not even eating lunch yet, just waiting to see Yin eat poop!

Curly-haired boy: Eat your sister! This bet has expired, completely expired!

Wig: Gintoki, we men should be brave enough to take responsibility for our actions.

Curly-haired guy: You're wearing women's clothes, what the hell are you talking to me about? If you have the guts, then become a man first!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: If you don't want to live stream, then I'll just ban you for 24 hours. If you do something wrong, there must be some punishment.

Curly: Damn it! Gin-san, I refuse to accept this! Speaking of wrongdoing, wasn't that damned gorilla from Lati even more wrong? It didn't get the punishment it deserved!