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Evildoers in Soul Society: If you encounter someone with bad intentions like this, just kill them directly.

Illustrator: I wouldn't kill him. I think he's one of those typical gangsters from American movies! Is he the one with the big gold chain around his neck and the pistol tucked into his waist? They're just show-offs!

Hatchet Girl: No. She had a cross around her neck and was wearing a nun's uniform. She looked quite innocent.

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Curly: Nun? Is that the nun I understand? Seriously?

Hatchet Girl: [Picture] Look at it.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Uh, this looks like a nun. There's a church logo under the skirt button. This isn't cosplay.

The illustrator: Holy shit, what the hell? Are nuns now pimping on the streets? This country, America, is truly unbelievable. This is fucking toxic!

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Skirt-lifting maniac: I don't think it's toxic, it's a disease! Maybe the life of a nun was too depressing for her, so she developed a stress-related mental illness?

Book artist: It’s possible. We have quite a few of these kinds of things here.

Fairy Chi Lian: Are there also nuns pimping for Ali?

Illustrator: That's not the case. It's just that there's this seemingly quiet girl who's killing everyone with a machete. She's completely driven to despair by the world.

Shark-faced guy: I have a feeling you are alluding to someone in our group, but I have no evidence.

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Killing everyone with a machete... Kotonoha-chan?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, Kotonoha-chan really fits the description! .

Hatchet Girl: Well, I don’t think I’m that violent.

Curly-haired guy: Do you dare to call out your true self and confront him? Are you so violent and out of control?

Illustrator: Don't get me wrong, I'm not alluding to Kotonoha-chan. I'm talking about a real case here, so don't overthink it. This girl is still a member of our team.

Wig: I'd like to ask, how many people are there in your team now? Are they all girls?

Illustrator: About 17 or 18 of them, and I don't think they're all girls. Well, I'm not in charge of statistics and recruitment; that's left to Kasumigaoka. I'm just a thug.

Wig: That won't do! Men absolutely can't stay in a team like this. No one can guarantee they won't have bad intentions! How about this, I'll go over and work for you for free, keeping an eye on these men!

Book artist:?

Skirt-lifting maniac:?

Hatchet Girl: You said you were going to keep an eye on these men, but are you planning to steal from them, Wig-san?

Wig: How is that possible! Don’t you have any faith in my character, Katsura Kotaro?

Book artist: Sorry, I really can’t believe it.

Skirt-lifting maniac: I don’t think it’s credible either.

Hatchet Girl: Same as above.

Curly Hair Man: Actually, I don't necessarily mean I can't trust him. Whether he will commit internal embezzlement depends on the proportion of married women in your team. Do you understand what I mean?

Lin Fengjiao: I kind of understand.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: The young killer wig?

The illustrator: The key is that he's not just a young woman killer anymore. We also have to consider whether this guy will join the luxurious lunch of mother and daughter rice bowl! This is really frustrating!

Curly: Damn, this is a big problem!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I suddenly remembered that Alijiang’s mother seems to be very beautiful.

Hatchet Girl: Yes, the aunt’s name seems to be Sayuri Sawamura?

Book illustrator: You remember my mother's name very clearly, but do you still remember my full name?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Isn’t that Eriri Sawamura?

The illustrator: There's another part in the middle, in the middle! Spencer! Sawamura Spencer Eriri!

Hatchet Girl: Oh, so Ali-chan’s full name is so long?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: The name is too long and I really can’t remember it.

Book Artist: Humph, you said you were good sisters! But you all have designs on me? I misjudged you!

Skirt-lifting maniac: I have no intention at all. We are not like Wig-san who is obsessed with wives!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Well, I’m not a wife-control freak like my dear.

This is an actor:? Forced association?

Hatchet Girl: Hahahaha, An Ran-san got caught in this one! It was a completely unprovoked disaster! But even if we can't remember your full name, Ali-chan, we can still remember your stage name.

Lin Fengjiao: Miss Ali, do you have a stage name?

This is an actor: Ms. Eri Kashiwagi, who reached the peak of her career as soon as she debuted.

Book Artist: Ahhhhh, shut up! Didn't we agree not to bring up this old meme?

Curly-haired boy: Who made an agreement with you, Gin-san? I didn’t see you make an agreement with anyone!

Book artist: Shut up, you troublemaker!

Skull Island Handsome: You guys are really good at chatting, from the topic of nuns to the topic of Ali-chan's stage name. You guys are really unpredictable.

Soul Society's villain: No matter how unpredictable I am, I can't compare to you, Mr. Lati. When will you perform a gymnastics spin live for us again?

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Haha, Sister Hua has learned to taunt people now.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Sister Xiaonan has a grammatical error here, and Lattisan is not a human being! However, this post is indeed a bit distorted, so let's get back to the topic.

Curly Hair: The key is which topic is this? The nun's topic or the Alijiang team's topic?

Illustrator: There's not much to talk about on my team. Every day is just like going to work. Eat, sleep, fight monsters, and occasionally rescue people from dire straits. But there's no end to the rescue efforts. Things have gotten so far that they're no longer natural disasters.

Upskirt Maniac: It's not a natural disaster? How do you say it?

The illustrator commented: "High-level officials are inactive, and the violent apparatus is only used to protect the interests of the chaebol, who are then intent on profiting from the national disaster. This vicious cycle will only lead to a further expansion of the number of people affected by the disaster."

Hatchet Girl: That is definitely not a natural disaster, it is a man-made disaster.

Illustrator: My area is fine. Over in Shinjuku, they've built a huge wall. Outside the wall are slums, and inside, high-rises are living a life of prosperity. Can you imagine that?

This is an actor: Medieval Europe is typical of this.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It really feels like I’ve returned to the Middle Ages. How scary!

The Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: People’s lives will never get better unless these cancers are eradicated.

Illustrator: I think so too. However, while it's easy to destroy an old physical world, it's much harder to eradicate old spiritual thinking. It takes time.

This is an actor: Yes. If you can generate such thoughts and thinking, success is not far away.

Illustrator: I have to say, without further ado, that you taught me well. Without your guidance, I truly wouldn't have been able to learn this method of viewing the world with open eyes and conducting dialectical analysis.

Skirt-lifting maniac: An Ran-sang is truly a mentor.

This is an actor: as long as we awaken the correct understanding and consciousness, everyone can be a mentor. The passing of the torch isn't a one-time effort; it's a long-term, sustainable process. Each of us is a spark, a kindling! Let's wait for the mountains to turn red and the forests to turn ablaze.

Red Snake Fairy: The mountains are covered with red, and the forests are dyed red! What a great poem!

This is an actor: Ah, that was done by my mentor. Also, Kotonoha, there seems to be something wrong with the nun over there, you should pay attention to it.

Hatchet Girl: Eh?

This is an actor: You just killed that evil spirit, and a nun came to your house and became your neighbor. Is this such a coincidence?

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Hatchet Girl: Ah, so this means that this nun is from an official organization?

The illustrator of the book: The American government actually uses nuns as spies. That’s awesome!

Soul Society's villains: They might not be an official organization, but simply a religious organization. If they were, Kotonoha would be a wanted terrorist by now.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: That's right! Kotonoha-chan is wanted in the island nation because of pressure from the United States. So the American official organization is definitely aware of Kotonoha-chan's identity. But judging by the nun's words and actions, she's just testing the waters.

Curly: So, there is no connection between religious organizations and official organizations in the United States?

Illustrator: I think there is some connection, as most of the top leaders in the United States are also Catholics. However, the two organizations are not integrated with each other and are two independent organizations.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Speaking of this, I'm actually curious about how Kotonoha-chan was able to fly to New York? Didn't she need any ID or anything like that?

Hatchet Girl: It was a disguise, and I used someone else's ID. But now I'm back to my true appearance, and the nun didn't notice anything wrong.

Book Artist: That must be an unofficial religious organization, like Uncle Jiu?

Lin Fengjiao: We don’t act as an organization, but as a master-apprentice unit.

Shark-faced guy: Miss Mochou is also a Taoist organization, but she is also based on individuals and has no sectarian style at all.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Yes, but the Buddhist and Taoist organizations in the martial arts world are just a shell. The core still relies on martial arts. The role of the organization is almost zero.

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: This phenomenon seems to be caused by the fact that the Dao sect has no recognized leader and no concrete action plan. Everyone practices their own way, and things become loose.

Hatchet Girl: But I think Taoism is really much better than other religions. Look at the history of Catholicism, it is simply a bloody history of mankind! The Crusades, the strangulation of witches and so on, it is completely a massacre under the guise of justice!

Book Artist: Yes! They even said it was a trial for heresy!

Lin Fengjiao: Western religions actually have such a history. It really broadens my horizons.

The evildoers in Soul Society: We also have such a history, such as the suppression of the Quincy. However, the large-scale existence of the Quincy will indeed disrupt the balance of the three realms.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Back to the topic, do you think the nun came to Kotonoha-chan just to confirm whether she was the one who killed the evil spirit?

Book artist: I don’t think it should be that simple!

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Besides being certain, I also think they might want to recruit Yanye into their organization. Otherwise, why would they go to such great lengths to please her?

Skirt-lifting maniac: This way of pleasing someone is too weird and makes people uncomfortable.

Lin Fengjiao: There is a saying in China that monks love wine and meat. This nun can also be considered a wine and meat nun, right?

Curly Hair: As a priest serving the gods, this kind of behavior is absolutely intolerable! This woman needs to be strictly educated! Kotonoha-chan, open the transmission permission, and I will help you teach her a lesson!

This is an actor: is it education or training? Make it clear.

Curly-haired boy: Well, the same idea!

The illustrator: What the hell is that? You sound so righteous, but you're just greedy for her body!

Curly-haired boy: How is that possible? Gin-san, I'm not the kind of man who would be blinded by two headlights! Headlights are a symbol of evil, pure evil!

Book Artist: Saying this means you've completely exposed yourself, idiot.

Lin Fengjiao: What are headlights?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Uncle Jiu, just look at that photo of the nun. What do you think is her biggest feature? It's the headlights!

Hatchet Girl: Ruiko-chan, you really understand... I feel like you are almost like my sister.

Skirt-lifting maniac: You said I look like a ten-year-old elementary school student. Kotonoha-chan, are you scolding me or praising me?

This is an actor: he can be criticized or praised.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Those headlights are indeed quite large, but they're still far inferior to Sister Hua's. I think it's perfectly fine for Sister Hua to raise our future children!

The evildoers in Soul Society:?

Book artist: Hahahaha, Sister Hua slowly typed a question mark, which means she is really confused!

[Tip: The foul-mouthed man joins the group]

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hey, there’s a newcomer!

Illustrator: I was thinking of giving him a welcome, but seeing this name… what the hell? Foul-mouthed Suit Man?

Hatchet Girl: Has this newcomer gone decades without brushing his teeth? Even the group chat system officially certified him as having foul mouth!

Curly Hair: Humph! Even official system certification isn't necessarily completely accurate. Isn't there a handsome guy in our group? Is he really a handsome guy?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Are you implying something about me?

Curly: Oh wow. Handsome guy is indeed handsome, you even figured this out! Gin-san, should I give you a big smartness award?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: You should give yourself a butt award first and reward your butt well. After all, you are a person who can survive by relying on your butt.