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Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: I understand.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Everyone, don't you have any conscience at all? You just watch a furry and cute thing like me suffer? It's so hard, I really feel so bad right now!

Fairy Chi Lian: That was your own fault.

Curly-haired guy: Exactly. Who the hell made you show off so much? If that’s the case, then just show off to the fullest!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: No more showing off, I swear I will never show off again!

King Kong sent the message without stopping the movement of his arms. He pulled hard at the collar around his neck, trying to stop it from tightening further.

"It's no use." The reincarnator took in the entire scene, a sneer on his thin face. "No matter how hard you try, it's useless. You're destined to become mine."

buzzing.

Just as he finished speaking, a sudden roar echoed overhead. It was several fighter jets carrying cruise missiles, speeding towards him.

"Target detected! Target detected! Soaring Eagle One has locked onto the target! Should we fire?"

"Permission to lift the maximum firepower limit and start shooting!"

Whoosh.

The commander's order came from the walkie-talkie, and several missiles were fired out, instantly hitting the tentacle monster under the feet of the reincarnation.

Rumble.

Flames shot up into the sky and smoke filled the air.

But before the pilot could confirm it from the radar, several vines suddenly emerged from the smoke and dust and lashed towards the fighter plane like whips.

Boom, boom.

There were bursts of explosions in the sky, and the fighter jets exploded like fireworks.

"Fuck!" An angry roar came from the combat command room hundreds of miles away, and the surrounding officers were also silent.

After a long silence, the commander's deputy finally asked, "Minister, what should we do next?"

"Use nuclear bombs! Use nuclear bombs to kill these bitches!" The hot-tempered Minister of Defense was furious and gave the order directly.

"Please think twice, Mr. Minister." At this moment, a researcher in a white coat intervened, saying, "These Titan creatures can absorb nuclear fission energy to recover and evolve. Nuclear bombs won't cause any damage to them!"

"Shit! So what do you think we should do?" The Secretary of Defense held his head in his hands, his face filled with despair. "Why did this damn monster show up in America? Fuck, fuck!"

“There are so many annoying bugs.”

Maxi on the battlefield naturally had no idea how desperate the US Secretary of Defense was, and of course even if he knew, he wouldn't care.

To a reincarnator like him, these natives were nothing more than tools and ants. If it was necessary to complete a mission, he might even listen to them. But he hadn't come to this world for the sole purpose of completing a mission.

He was trying to catch a pet.

He had come here five thousand years ago to explore this world, and had seen many different kinds of Titan creatures. It was obvious that this was a paradise for pet-controlling reincarnationists like him.

In order to thoroughly understand this world, he spent all the points he had accumulated in the past five years to purchase the world's plot line and four "traps".

The cost was high, but Maxi was quite satisfied with the reward. As long as he could gather all the pets in front of him, he was confident that he could get a high score in the regional melee and win the championship!

By then, I'm afraid that not only will he be able to dominate the Xiluo District, but even the Dongzhou District will have to crawl at his feet!

Thinking happily in his heart, Maxi turned his gaze to King Kong again. Suddenly, the smug expression on his face froze for a moment, and surprise was revealed in his eyes.

At some point, the collar on the King Kong's neck disappeared.

Above it sat a young man with long flowing hair, cross-legged. He was wearing a black Japanese kimono, his eyes slightly closed, his expression neutral.

"Who are you?" Maxi frowned, and a very bad premonition arose in his heart.

"You don't need to know this question." Uchiha Madara's originally closed eyes gradually opened, and his scarlet pupils emitted a faint light.

Click.

Suddenly, a sound as if something was cracking was heard in the air.

Maxi's eyes widened, his expression stiff as he lowered his head. He saw the gem-like object between the eyebrows of the tentacle monster beneath his feet visibly turned into dust.

"There is no point in naming the dead." As soon as Uchiha Madara finished speaking, dozens of vines of the tentacle monster were raised high.

Ah!

Sharp screams echoed in the sky above the green city, and a thick blood-red fog exploded.

Boom, boom.

After killing the enslaver who had brought him such humiliation, the tentacles gently waved their vines at Uchiha Madara, and his body began to melt into the ground like a drop of water.

Curly-haired boy: Oh my god, this thing can actually burrow underground?

Book artist: Wow, this monster is really strong.

This is an actor: not a monster exactly, but a plant affected by Titan genes and nuclear fission.

Skirt-lifting maniac: It’s a plant, no wonder it looks like an onion.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Thank you Mr. An Ran for saving my life.

This is an actor: No need, I'll just finish the work and leave.

Lin Fengjiao: Ending? How else can this be ended?

This is an actor: Ah, that’s it.

After sending the message, Uchiha Madara raised his index finger and lightly tapped the air.

boo.

There was a faint sound in the air, and a turquoise curtain of light suddenly appeared. It stretched in both directions, gradually covering the entire city. With the naked eye, the towering trees instantly vanished beneath the curtain of light.

sluggish.

Everyone in the combat command center, including the Secretary of Defense, stared wide-eyed, as if they were on a pilgrimage, watching the scene unfold before them. "God, God has come! God is Asian!"

273 Damn, this nun is poisonous

[Note: Skull Island Handsome has closed the live broadcast room. There are 11 viewers in this live broadcast room, and the live broadcast lasts for 11 minutes. The anchor has received a total of 121 points.]

The illustrator of the book: Oh my god, An Ran-sang has become a God.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Hahahaha, it’s really funny that God is Asian!

Hatchet Girl: But to be honest, An Ran-san is now almost like God. With just a wave of his hand, he can change the world.

Curly: Humph! God is shit. How can that old idiot compare to our president? Our president is the real God, the real God!

The illustrator: While An Ran-san is truly amazing, please don't exaggerate too much. There are so many gods in the universe. Don't make it so absolute.

Curly Hair: What's wrong with that?! Our president, shouldn't I brag about him? I'm going to blow my own trumpet!

Lin Fengjiao: Blow it up?

Hatchet Girl: This is a noun, which means to blow something up to the sky. But I also think that Yin, you are really going a bit too far, even a bit of a high-level black.

Skirt-lifting maniac: Yes, I think so too. Complimenting is fine, but excessive complimenting can become an insult.

The illustrator of the book: Actually, there are some signs of advanced black, but the black disguised as black is the most terrifying! This thing is simply unsolvable!

Fairy Red Snake: What does it mean to be covered in black skin?

The illustrator said: "They disguise themselves as us and blend in with us. When you come up with some good policies, they don't oppose them on the surface, but they secretly do things to make your good policies worse."

Fairy Chi Lian: It’s like if you want land reform, he will kill the rich peasants?

This is an actor: Mo Chou, your summary is very accurate. Have you experienced this kind of thing?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: I've experienced it, quite a bit. So this is what they call "black in disguise." It's really hard to tell.

Book Artist: Right! Then is our Gin-san a black man in disguise?

Curly-haired boy: Hey! I'm warning you not to talk nonsense, Gin-san. I don't mean to insult the president!

This is an actor: Don't worry, I understand. Because I know very well that your brain is simply not capable of playing the role of a black person.

Curly-haired boy: ...

Book artist: Hahahaha! That's true. With Yin's intelligence, he really can't play the high-level black or black-covered tricks.

Shark-faced guy: Well, he just wanted to lick it.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Thank you all for watching this live broadcast, thank you everyone.

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Classmate Lati, isn’t your gratitude too late?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: Sorry, I was just confronting Godzilla. This old guy is so unfriendly, I think he's going through menopause.

Book artist:?

Hatchet Girl: Godzilla also has menopause?

Skirt-lifting maniac: This must be an exaggerated metaphor. No matter how you think about it, it is impossible that menopause really exists!

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: Confrontation, so you didn’t fight?

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I won’t bully the elderly unless there is a fight.

The illustrator of the book: God wouldn't bully an old man, you just can't beat him! You absolutely can't beat him! You really are good at making excuses for yourself!

Skirt-Lifting Maniac: I never knew you were such a frivolous pretty boy, Lati-san! Everything you learned from Anran-san is just superficial!

Curly: Tsk. It's just a gorilla, do you really expect it to understand the connotation?

Scarlet Snake Fairy: Come on, you have no right to criticize others. At least they understand the surface, but you don't even understand the surface.

Lin Fengjiao: Can Lati defeat it? Is Godzilla really that powerful?

This is an actor: it's not completely unbeatable, and with proper control, it can still be beaten. In terms of defense and attack, Godzilla is indeed far superior to Latti. But its speed is a disadvantage.

Skull Island Handsome Guy: I think so too! As long as I use my Qinggong skills properly, Godzilla will definitely not be my opponent!

Hatchet Girl: So-called proper use means playing Thomas Maneuvers in mid-air?

The illustrator of the book: After I finished spinning, I was instantly circled by someone, hehe!

Skirt-lifting maniac: Then he shouted in the group, "Stop chatting, come and save me!!"

Book Artist: Hahaha, yes! What Ruizi-chan said is so true!

Skull Island Handsome Guy: It was just a mistake, just a small mistake on my part! I will definitely be more careful next time, trust me!

Lin Fengjiao: Brother Lati, it would be better if you avoid fighting with others in the future.

Lin Jiu sighed from the bottom of his heart. He also felt that King Kong's display of skill was truly outrageous. Why did he have to flip in mid-air? Wasn't that just asking for a fight?

"Oh." Shaking his head helplessly, Lin Jiu sighed.

"Master, why are you sighing?" Ren Tingting beside him asked curiously.

"Nothing, just a little emotional." Lin Jiu looked up at the sky with a melancholy temperament.

Feng Manxiang, on the other side, stared at him with her watery eyes and said softly, "Master, are you worried that this trip won't go smoothly? I'm sorry, I dragged you into this mess."

"What are you talking about? My master certainly wouldn't let this happen!" Ren Tingting patted her shoulder and said seriously, "This concerns the future of China. We can't let those barbarians trample on our land!"

"In that case, then I'll leave these barbarians to you?" Lin Jiu glanced at her indifferently.

"Master, I think we need to think this through carefully." Ren Tingting's expression remained serious. "Demons have their own rules, and it's inappropriate for us humans to interfere!"

"Master feels that it is really inappropriate to accept you as my disciple." Lin Jiu's mouth twitched, and his face was full of black lines.

Hatchet Girl: Poof! A new tenant just moved in next door and came over to say hello.

Book Artist: And then?

Hatchet Girl: Then she asked me if I wanted to go clubbing, saying there were a lot of nice guys there.

Fairy Chi Lian: What does Kaizi mean?

Skirt-lifting maniac: Probably like a rich handsome guy.

Curly: What’s your new neighbor like? Is he a pimp?

Hatchet Girl: I told her I had a boyfriend, and she asked if I wanted to go to the bar. She said she had connections and could get that super strong liquor.

Angel of the Hidden Rain Village: This neighbor is very enthusiastic.

Skirt-lifting maniac: You're too enthusiastic, this guy is definitely not a good person! Kotonoha-chan, be careful, girls should protect themselves when they go out!