Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Outrageous rumors always spread very quickly, and they get more and more outrageous as they are spread.

Even ordinary people think it's abnormal for someone like Li Xinghe not to hire a few girl groups to dance with him in the middle of the night.

Even if someone says, "Isn't it a bit too outrageous?"

But those who disagree always have one reason:

"No one will refuse the president's order."

The power of the South Korean president is indeed almost unlimited during their term, a unique situation under South Korea's peculiar political system. Ordering women in the entertainment industry to accompany them for unrestrained eating, drinking, and sleeping is merely their most insignificant privilege.

The phenomenon of women in the South Korean entertainment industry becoming political victims did not begin in the 21st century.

Even back when Park Chung-hee was indulging in lavish and extravagant weddings, he constantly sought out young girls from the entertainment industry and universities to accompany him in eating, drinking, playing, and sleeping.

The trouble didn't stop there. The popular Korean drama "The Road" was suddenly canceled, and the lead actress, Jang Mi-hee, was caught in the tumultuous relationship between Chun Doo-hwan and Lee Soon-ja. It's said that she was kidnapped by Lee Soon-ja, stripped naked, and had her uterus removed. She was then thrown into a male prison and sexually abused for five days and five nights—this is the infamous "X-Yang Incident."

Jang Mi-hee, the woman involved, was one of the most popular actresses in South Korea at the time. She denies that the incident ever happened. However, after the sex scandal, she went into exile in the United States. When she returned to South Korea several years later, her popularity had greatly diminished, and she remained unmarried for the rest of her life. The sex scandal caused a huge uproar, and it was known to everyone in older generations of South Koreans. They all said that Jang Mi-hee developed a phobia of sexual abuse, which is why she didn't want to get married.

Whether or not the rape occurred is now unknown; it's highly likely that this didn't happen. However, it's quite possible that Li Shunzi kidnapped her and warned her.

But Li Xinghe really didn't lay a hand on the girl group.

So why hasn't anyone debunked the rumor?

When Nan Haonu arrived at the VIP waiting room at the Longshan base, she overheard a group of high-ranking officials whispering:

"To be honest, I'd rather he go and mess around with female fans and have a wild time with female celebrities. That would cause the least harm to society."

"Ms. Li Daiyao and Ms. Zhao Lieshu, have you received the trainee list we sent? Are you sure they're all around 15 years old? Please don't lie about the list and cause trouble." (The rest of the text is nonsensical and appears to be a jumbled collection of characters.)

"Please, bro, go and date some female celebrities instead."

Moon Jae-in and his group of compromising old politicians and bureaucrats are eagerly hoping that Lee Sung-ha can spend more time on beauty pageants in the entertainment industry, and try having female celebrities dance on stage with vibrating balls inserted, or dance for fans with semen inside, or hold a handshake event with fans after a game.

With so many ways to play and so many beautiful women, why bother with all this?

But it didn't work.

"Something's happened! He's going to revise the textbooks!"

The politicians are collectively suffocating.

That's it!

Li Xinghe was still going to begin.

He'd rather forgo playing with pretty young women than let Koreans eat chocolate that tastes like shit.

"Quack! Don't touch it!"

Senior officials in the waiting room flocked to Li Xinghe's office, watching him revise the textbook outline.

Li Xinghe's instructions to the Ministry of Education:

"The Dangun myth doesn't need much explanation; fabricated history is simply laughable. Korean history should be discussed in detail starting from Wiman Joseon. The theme should focus less on conflict and more on unity. We can mainly use the tributary relationship between China and Korea as a benchmark, clearly outlining the political history of the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming, and Qing dynasties. Then, we can show how the Korean Empire gained independence after the First Sino-Japanese War and was annexed by the former Japanese Empire. This demonstrates that a country has its unique geographical destiny, and Korea cannot blindly pursue self-destructive independence."

The so-called Dangun myth is simply a storybook written by a Korean monk in the 13th century. However, after 1945, both North and South Korea, realizing they couldn't sever their familial ties, began digging into their ancient history to achieve their own unification. This comical angle reached its peak when Kim Jong-un secretly built the Dangun Pyramid, marking the pinnacle of the two countries' joint deification efforts.

Unfortunately, there weren't many angles to explore regarding the Dangun myth, so despite all our efforts, we couldn't promote it.

Li Xinghe did not fabricate history; he simply wrote down the history of Korea as a tributary state for over a thousand years.

But this alone has already damaged the national propaganda that South Korea has built up over the past few decades. It's hard to imagine how suffocating the public would feel if they saw this kind of textbook.

But the officials were helpless.

Because Lee Sung-ha wanted to force Koreans to eat chocolate that tasted like shit, and the angrier they got, the happier Lee Sung-ha was.

“Promoting Yi Sun-sin is good. But we must also recognize that the main force in the Imjin War was the Ming army. Of course, the Ming army was not all good either. For example, they took many women in Korea as concubines, but in the end they could not bring them back and they were abandoned outside the Great Wall. These are all historical facts.”

Lee Sung-ha maliciously extended his reach to the Imjin War, a period Koreans love to create their own gods, and frantically rewrote history textbooks.

But Li Xinghe's slogan was "getting to the root of the matter"—eliminating falsehoods from history books.

"We need to increase the number of Chinese characters. Every Korean student must master the use of 2000 Chinese characters by the time they reach high school. In the future, language arts will be a subject that is tested, and tested very heavily."

Lee Sung-ha sits here revising and revising, while a group of de facto cooperative politicians and bureaucrats led by Moon Jae-in are wiping away tears.

It felt like the Eight-Nation Alliance had entered Seoul, and Lee Sung-ha was sitting in Gyeongbokgung Palace.

Lee Sung-ha is tarnishing what South Koreans consider treasures: history, textbooks, and the constitution, leaving South Korean officials helpless.

He not only deleted and revised the content, but he also demanded that officials pay attention to this issue:

"You must remember that unity is of paramount importance."

The officials remained silent.

Unity my ass! This is clearly feeding shit to the Koreans.

At this point, Moon Jae-in, bearing the weight of the situation, proposed:

"Those...those who were arrested..."

Do you want to unite these opposition groups?

We can't possibly send 100,000 people to North Korea to dig potatoes, can we?

Li Xinghe took three steps forward and one step back, waving his hand to indicate:

"Well... according to the united front work, some of them can indeed see the error of their ways; they've just been brainwashed by those stupid media outlets. But those who resolutely resist and create conflict under various pretexts have only one choice! That is..."

Execution?

Surely not?

While South Korean officials were extremely nervous, Lee Sung-ha made the decision:

"Hand over all assets and purchase atonement slots based on those assets. The top 30% who pay the most can be arranged for political asylum in the United States; the middle 30% can apply for political asylum in China; the bottom 40% will have the first half go to farms in Australia for labor atonement, and the second half go to farms in North Korea to return to the essence of labor and experience the joy of farming. How about that?"

How merciful!

Li Xinghe did not set a fixed asset value, since many people have a lot of hidden assets.

Lee Sung-ha directly uses a percentage-based system to create a Korean-style entertainment industry-style chart.

The more money you spend, the more likely you are to receive a pardon and seek political asylum abroad. However, to ensure that their spending is effective, they have no choice but to sell their properties, land, stocks, and funds to avoid being sent to North Korea.

Once the news spreads, everyone will praise the benevolent ruler!

Some went to North Korea, some to China, and some to the United States. Surprisingly, they weren't executed.

The number of wealthy official families handing over their assets increased significantly in a short period of time.

This pay-to-win survival leaderboard also supports external assistance, so the fastest contributor reportedly contributed nearly $2000 million in assets. Submissions continued, with participants competing to stay on the leaderboard.

Chinese netizens have offered sharp comments, suggesting that Li Xinghe is likely a descendant of Li Zicheng.

This is very similar to Li Zicheng's "extortion".

Through ruthless exploitation, Lee Sung-ha extracted nearly $40 billion in assets from these wealthy South Korean families, with each family contributing an average of $400 million.

Only then did Li Xinghe release them.

At the entrance of Seoul's international airport, most of the people heading to the United States had already lost everything, with only some disposable income. Under the guise of political asylum, they boarded American planes with tears streaming down their faces.

Going to China is slightly better; some people will even voluntarily lower their score and try to hide in China, since their children are probably there most of the time.

The last two groups of people went to Australia's Northern Territory, where they took a boat to the vast desert to experience the wild fun of planting trees, conserving water, and creating an environment.

The worst off are the idiots who go to North Korea.

"My God!"

They cried and wailed as they were driven through Panmunjom to a labor farm in North Korea.

With her back to tens of thousands of poor and brainwashed South Korean far-right rioters crying and wailing, watching them being driven across the minefield of the 38th parallel, weeping as they made their way to Kaesong Special City, Nam Ho-nyeo, as the Special Ambassador for North Korea, addressed the media:

"North Korea and South Korea have reaffirmed the second phase of their peace, mutual trust, and disarmament mission. We will jointly reduce our forces by approximately 100,000 personnel and remove them from the 38th parallel. At the same time, we will jointly dismantle five military bases and 400 artillery pieces along the western border and clear 100 kilometers of minefields. The railway project from Seoul to Pyongyang will enter its formal preparatory phase, realizing rail connectivity between Northeast Korea and the Korean Peninsula. Our economy is preparing for takeoff."

How magnificent.

Lee Sung-ha was able to reach a peace treaty with North Korea as soon as he arrived.

This is precisely the basis for Lee Sung-ha's antics and the South Koreans' helplessness.

Of course, there are also those who want to come back once things improve. For example, Cho Kuk, Moon Jae-in's former close friend.

At this moment, Cao Guo, who was hiding in Beijing, secretly sent an application to Li Xinghe: "Your humble servant requests to return to China."

Cao Guo, that old fellow, does have political skills; he's a typical elite politician—he knows how to get things done and is capable of getting things done.

However, his downfall stemmed from the fact that his daughter's academic credentials were obtained through connections.

Li Xinghe glanced at the intelligence sent from China, slammed his fist on the table, and sent a text message to Cao Guo demanding, "How come your daughter got married in Beijing with Chinese citizenship? Explain this to the hell first."

Cao Guo was terrified, but he still submitted a written defense to Li Xinghe, saying that his daughter had been a Chinese citizen for several years and was now married to a Chinese man, and so on.

Li Xinghe only allowed Cao Guo to return after he found out Cao Guo's weakness:

"Let him work as a counselor at the South Korean embassy in China first."

Meanwhile, as Chinese characters gradually filled up South Korea, Koreans who noticed the country's dramatic changes also gradually left.

South Korea has begun a wave of emigration.

In any case, this is, after all, a 'democratic' country that has been influenced by Europe and America for decades.

Many middle-class Koreans, feeling that South Korea no longer belongs to them, and carrying fantasies about the Western world, have begun to gradually immigrate to Europe and the United States, which they have always dreamed of.

Anyway, South Korea used to have hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year, and now it has just increased the number of immigrants from hundreds of thousands to two million.

Immigrants mocked the Koreans who stayed behind:

"You slave who likes to eat Li Xinghe's big stick, give birth to a daughter and let Li Xinghe be her."

The remaining Koreans, along with their neighbors, the Chinese and Japanese, mocked them.

"I like getting shot by European and American gangsters and slapped by teenage thugs. I'd rather have a son so they can sex-change him and fuck him."

Chapter 918: Lee Sung-ha, who has slept with countless Korean celebrities, and a bowl of cold noodles that has brought peace to East Asia (4400 words)

"No!"

Many veteran political bureaucrats and politicians let out a fatal scream as they watched Lee Sung-ha cross out the content about unifying North Korea from the textbook outline and add the content about 'announcing the recognition of North and South Korea as separate countries by 2030'.

This is their last fig leaf.

But Li Xinghe insisted on giving them a hint:

"South Koreans despise North Koreans from the bottom of their hearts, and they still can't offer political tolerance to North Korean defectors. So why are you deceiving yourselves here? How can you achieve peaceful communication if you don't adjust your own mindset? Deleting this part is what paves the way for inter-Korean negotiations."

If South Korea truly considers itself a nation-state of Koreans, then at the very least, it should accept North Korean defectors with appeasement, granting them political and social privileges. It should also be inclusive of Koreans worldwide, giving them the same ethnic status.

However, it is well known that South Koreans discriminate against all ethnic Koreans from China, North Korea, and Russia equally, artificially regarding themselves as "highest-class" Koreans, thus isolating themselves from their compatriots in other places.

Ultimately, this culminated in the classic line from the film "Iron Rain": "If you have money, you're an overseas Chinese; if you don't have money, you're a foreigner."

So in reality, it's South Koreans' own 'superior Korean' mentality that has led to the alienation of other Korean-speaking countries around the world. South Koreans only want Koreans from other places to work for them, cleaning toilets and unclogging latrines, rather than letting them share in South Korean economic gains.

With this kind of mentality, the unification of North and South Korea will never be achieved, even in ten thousand years. Go to sleep.

Seeing Lee Sung-ha's insistence, the South Korean bureaucrats looked at each other, none of them able to utter a word.

After all, Lee Sung-ha is the father of South Korea.

South Korea and Japan have different national characteristics.

When South Koreans transition to a higher level of leadership, they are more likely to undergo a mindset shift through extremes, entering a daily cycle of subservience. In fact, the core of their thinking is something that is relatively easy for Chinese people to understand and grasp.

Japan exists in a state of being 'pseudo-human'—somewhat understood by outsiders, yet incomprehensible to them. You might think they are human, but their thought processes are incredibly twisted, sometimes even in ways that are incomprehensible to ordinary people.

However, both countries, or rather countries under the Confucian education system, exhibit a collectivist social transformation where "if the highest level begins to change, the entire society can smoothly complete the collective shift."

If Li Xinghe wants to transform, then the bureaucrats must also transform.

As they emerged from the conference room, a group of bureaucrats began exchanging their opinions.

Someone said painfully:

"I can't take it anymore, I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack."

"If we keep making changes like this, we won't be able to finish the workload in a year."

Some entertainment industry officials have also suggested: