Yes, Prime Minister of Japan
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"Hurry up and arrange some actresses for him."
"Arrange a grand celebration for him, a really big one, a super big one."
Everyone readily agreed.
If Lee Sung-ha were to make such changes again, it might mean that the constitution would have to include a clause stating that "Koreans must acknowledge themselves as part of the Confucian world order."
With the collective mobilization of numerous bureaucrats and politicians, the four major entertainment companies, along with a large group of smaller independent agencies, hurriedly selected actresses and trainees from their own fan bases and sent them to the Longshan base to await the 'selection of concubines' event.
The entertainment industry is indeed in an uproar.
If it were just a female celebrity reporting to the Longshan base, she would most likely be accused of being a "lucky person".
However, if hundreds of female celebrities went to the Longshan base together to report, it would give people the illusion that the law does not punish the masses.
As a result, vans carrying women entered the Longshan base one after another. The 202nd Female Special Operations Brigade maintained order on site and escorted the women into the building.
Paparazzi are spreading rumors through their own channels:
"Breaking news! Breaking news! South Korea's nationwide beauty pageant has begun. 500 top actresses have gathered at Yongsan Base. On-site reporter reporting..."
The photos circulating online are a mix of real and fake. Various female celebrities, ranging from 15 to 35 years old, including married, unmarried, with boyfriends, and single, stand in rows inside and outside the waiting room, listening to a chorus of "Unnie" (a term of endearment for female celebrities).
At this moment, countless male and female fans of Korean wave female stars shattered their dreams and shed tears:
"Ah, my dream is shattered!"
Creative netizens began creating absurd comments and headlines in bulk:
'Li Xinghe sleeps with 500 actresses every day and 500 actresses every night.'
'Lee Sung-ha slept with everyone in the Korean entertainment industry in one day.'
'If I become a fan of Lee Sung-ha, does that mean I can step on the heads of other K-pop fans? After all, my fandom has slept with theirs.'
Will the South Korean entertainment industry be flooded with news reports about children whose fathers are missing for the next year?
'Fans of a Korean female star collectively changed their names to Lee Sung-ha, and mentally clashed with the fan club leader.'
However, in reality, these female celebrities were just reporting to the Longshan base. Li Xinghe wasn't crazy; he wouldn't actually sleep with 500 women a day or 500 women a night.
In reality, Li Xinghe was trapped in the toilet at this moment.
The youthful, lovely, and diligent female rider from the South sat on Li Xinghe's lap, gazing intently at him, and licked his lips and neck with her small, fragrant tongue.
"North Korea also wants to participate in the G7 to a limited extent."
Li Xinghe then pinched the small red bean bun of the Southern Beauty Girl:
"Then North Korea should also give South Koreans some sense of security and confidence. Give everyone some confidence; if you take a step back, I'll take a step back too."
Nan Hao took out her phone and contacted Pyongyang.
However, Li Xinghe felt it was better to do it himself:
"Please use your phone."
Li Xinghe picked up Nan Haonu's phone and began a direct conversation with General Jin.
When the "500 female stars entering Longshan" became a top-tier scandal worldwide, with all sorts of real and fake photos spreading all over the world, causing countless male and female fans to break down, Li Xinghe actually didn't touch those women with heavy makeup on their faces at all, regardless of whether they were naturally beautiful or the result of human intervention.
While in the restroom, he was being serviced by the girl from the south, and at the same time, he was chatting online with General Jin.
……
The next day.
Li Xinghe announced that the recess of the G7 summit would end early and negotiations would resume.
Of course, in order to cover up the domestic riots that had occurred in South Korea over the past three days, the new conference group announced that:
"A new G7 summit was convened. North Korea and Russia were added as founding observers to discuss future economic development."
During the three-day recess, Li Xinghe not only had the mind to suppress the democratic and liberal faction and create the "Yongsan 500 Actresses Selection Concubine Incident," which reportedly involved many actresses, but also had the energy to bring in new allies, especially Russia and North Korea.
Outsiders can only marvel at how much energy young people have.
The Russians came with only one purpose: to become small-time traders, selling oil and natural gas, and other resources.
Russia always tries to get a piece of the pie in any organization organized by China.
Now that Li Xinghe has partnered with Russia, they want to jump on the bandwagon and sell their goods. You Lin Yong, are you free? You Lin Zai, are you not here...?
The focus of the meeting that day was naturally the North Korean diplomatic team, which rarely makes public appearances.
As is well known, although North Korea is closed off, it has accumulated countless abstract dark histories during the arduous march following the US blockade. Therefore, they have always been very wary of opening up.
Although North Korea has always operated independently, it finally has a relatively good security environment this time. China, Japan, Russia, and South Korea can all provide it with security guarantees, and the nearest US aircraft carrier is far away in the Philippines.
Therefore, there are many things that can be discussed at this conference between North and South Korea, and between China and South Korea.
Everyone is letting go of their past wariness and trying to stick together for warmth and try something new.
On the first day of the G7 summit, a major achievement was announced.
Therefore, Nam Ho-nyeo, as a special representative, directly announced the results of the negotiations on the North Korean nuclear issue:
"China, North Korea, Japan, and South Korea have reached a four-nation security agreement. North Korea will inform the signatory countries of its nuclear weapons capabilities and promise not to expand its nuclear arsenal for the time being, thus eliminating factors of instability in the region. As part of sincere mutual trust, China, Japan, and South Korea will provide North Korea with joint guarantees for political security, invest more in the transfer of industry and commerce, facilitate North Korea to take over the production of downstream industries, and create prosperity for the Northeast Asian economic circle."
Economic reform is actually a rather dangerous period of economic transition. When the economy is underdeveloped, everyone is poor together, which can actually make people more united.
When North Korea's "reform and opening up" reaches a certain point, it will actually accumulate more social contradictions, leading to greater instability in the country. This underscores the necessity of exchanging nuclear arsenal size for investment support, while absolutely guaranteeing political stability in all countries.
This explosive news once again overshadowed the scandal of 'Lee Sung-ha having sex with 500 Korean female celebrities in one night' and became top international news.
The explosive news headline, "Li Xinghe sat with Kim Jong-un at Panmunjom at night and ate North Korean cold noodles," once again made headlines on the front pages of various international newspapers.
Everyone felt that having sex with 500 female celebrities in one night was still too outrageous.
Li Xinghe probably brought these women as a shield, but actually went to Panmunjom in the middle of the night to eat North Korean cold noodles with Kim Jong-un and discuss peace guarantees.
'A bowl of cold noodles and peace in East Asia.'
The wind at Panmunjom was slightly noisy.
Which is more important, nuclear weapons or a cold shoulder?
'Sitting on a nuclear bomb, looking towards Seoul.'
Reporters competed with netizens in a battle of headline creativity, only to be utterly defeated by the netizens.
Netizens commented:
"A bowl of cold noodles cooled down the tensions of the Northeast Asian nuclear crisis—that's truly admirable!"
At the press conference, the North Korean ambassador boldly made some remarks that violated North Korean political taboos in an attempt to win public favor:
"Actually, North Korea not only has channels to watch Chinese TV dramas, but also South Korean movies, TV dramas, and film and television content, which are circulated among the North Korean people in various ways. Apart from Russian dramas not having much of a market, the North Korean people are actually quite knowledgeable about the outside world."
The situation described by the North Korean ambassador is roughly similar to that of China when it first opened up to the world in the last century. There were legal or moral obstacles, but there was always a steady stream of pirated DVDs flowing into the hands of the people.
The shocking news of that day not only caused stock market prices in China, Japan, and South Korea to soar, but also had a very strong psychological impact on South Koreans.
In the past, those pro-Western Christian churches, ostensibly promoting Korean unification, actually sent North Korea "balloons covered in excrement" every day to create border provocations. Could they really have achieved Korean unification?
Can a country like Guiwu, who engages in border provocations like Yoon Seok-yeol and even attempts to wage war against North Korea, truly achieve national reunification?
No.
Upon assuming power, Lee Sung-ha forced the constitution to recognize the division of South Korea and North Korea into two separate countries. After the Second Revolution, he further compelled traditional South Korean political factions and textbooks to completely relinquish their legal claims to North Korea. This fueled resentment among South Koreans, who viewed Lee Sung-ha as utterly despicable. However, this ultimately removed diplomatic obstacles between South and North Korea, allowing them to sit down and discuss economic cooperation.
After a day of meetings, China, Japan, South Korea, North Korea, Balan, Australia, New Zealand, and Singapore seemed incredibly close.
Wow, we're amazing!
……
Of course, there was also a little incident.
As the meeting was about to end, Takeshi Iwaya came running over:
"India has submitted its application for entry."
Li Xinghe said without hesitation:
"climb."
Iwaya Takeshi rubbed his hands together and said:
"The Indian government is on the verge of bankruptcy. They also hope to get observer slots in the G7, apply for loans, and want us to lift restrictions on Indians entering the country so they can send more people to work and earn remittances."
"Let them climb," Li Xinghe said firmly.
Perhaps India sees itself as a victim of colonization, which is why they have a particular fondness for making outrageous demands. They even believe their reasons are perfectly justified, as if others owe them something.
But Li Xinghe wasn't a pushover and didn't fall for it.
"Get them back to me first. They need to pay back the 7.2 trillion yen in aid and investment they received before. If they can't pay it back, then let them sell the ports: Mumbai, Dutigorin, Kochi, Chennai, and Ghaniagumari, for 99-year leases. Give them the money first, then we'll consider giving them some aid."
India owes the Japanese government a large sum of money.
The 7.2 trillion yen figure only accounts for most of the known intergovernmental aid; private investment, reportedly amounting to several trillion yen, is still tied up in India.
However, India has only made the minimum repayment amount on time so far.
Iwaya Takeshi said awkwardly in a low voice:
"Japan has a trade surplus of one trillion yen with India every year. And Suzuki relies on India's automotive market."
It is well known that there are not many companies that can openly make money in India and then withdraw with their profits, but there seem to be very few like Suzuki that can make money in India and still maintain a market presence.
India has the world's second-largest trade deficit. Before the dollar depreciated, it earned over $30 billion annually from the US, defrauded the US of tens of billions, and then sent it all to East Asia. It sent nearly $100 billion to China, $15 billion to South Korea, and about $7 billion to Japan. With such a large trade deficit each year, these three East Asian countries take half of it.
The other half was taken by energy-producing countries in West Asia.
This situation, where India relies on foreign sources for both manufactured goods and energy, has been a persistent reality since it became a British colony. India often considers itself a powerful nation, but in reality, its share of global industrial output has been declining, and may even be lower than it was during the British colonial period.
So this resulted in an awkward situation.
If India is completely ruined, it will be inconvenient for everyone to make big money off fools.
But if you let the Indian dog bark, it really is disgusting, making people hold their noses and can't help but feel disgusted.
"Hmm... Here's what you'll do: tell India that we want to lease a major port for 99 years and that the Allied fleet will be entering the Indian Ocean. See how the Indians react."
As Li Xinghe was speaking, he was suddenly grabbed by the arm by Li Daiyao and several popular Korean actresses.
"what?"
Li Xinghe didn't want to go back.
Li Daiyao gritted her teeth and whispered in Li Xinghe's ear:
"Go home and have a baby!"
Unable to resist, Li Xinghe was dragged away by Li Daiyao on the spot.
Several popular actresses were seen following behind like concubines, carrying bags and tissues, and some even appeared to have small medicine boxes in their bags.
Many male and female fans of Korean entertainment immediately burst into tears; Lee Sung-ha had ultimately gone back to pursuing female celebrities.
Hey, when you're doing this with mugwort, can you call out our names?
Let's make it more engaging.
Chapter 919: Li Xinghe, the Emperor of the Asia-Pacific Region, and Ten Aircraft Carriers with Huge Debts (5100 words)
Late at night, Longshan Base.
The top floor of the renovated Longshan Building is still brightly lit.
Female celebrities from various entertainment agencies received both good news and bad news.
The bad news is that Li Xinghe's family has many women, and they are not allowed to compete for the precious family's unique resource.
The good news is that female celebrities who have lain down here, in a sense, have also acquired the "Star River Selection" label, instantly elevating their status in the entertainment industry by several levels. That's why even Korean actresses are willing to sleep on the floor or in the toilet to get a taste of this.
As for doing secretarial work under the orders of Li Daiyao and Zhao Lieshu, that was something they couldn't ask for more.
In the room on the top floor, General Su Yumin, naked, helped capture Nan Haonu.
Li Daiyao, who was also completely naked, pulled Nan Haonu along:
"Once you're here, don't even think about running away!"
Nan Haonu was being held by Li Daiyao, kicking her legs:
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