Did you masturbate today Commander?

Edward couldn't help but sigh: "Well, in this case, I can't say anything more about this. Please allow me to ask one last question."

Now it was Wang Zhenhuang's turn to feel impatient: "Why do you have so many questions? Tell me all of them at once."

"Don't worry, this is really the last question."

Edward still had that cold face, but he didn't know if it was an illusion, but there was a hint of sarcasm on his face: "Governor, how are you going to explain Wang Lele's matter to the retired seniors in the nursing home?"

Wang Zhenhuang still had a blank expression on his face, but his movements did freeze as he spoke these words. That's right, there was still a huge problem that had not been solved.

Before this, Wang Lele's task was to accompany the group of retired old people suffering from PTSD in the nursing home. Wang Lele's lovely talent really played an incredible role in this regard. None of these tough old people who had fought wars for most of their lives could resist the sensible and cute Wang Lele who was like a grandson.

More importantly, the child never cries or makes a fuss. He always stays with the elderly and listens to their glorious stories. He also helps the elderly with rehabilitation exercises from time to time.

No matter how tough a soldier is, he will soften when faced with cuteness. They are also human beings, and as human beings they naturally want to relax. Wang Lele's cuteness greatly alleviates their PTSD symptoms.

Not only retired commanders, but even active commanders who have interacted with Wang Lele will love this sensible and lovely child very much.

It is no exaggeration to say that Wang Lele is recognized as a good grandson by retired old men, the common child of middle-aged commanders, and the beloved younger brother of young commanders.

Chapter 5: The Governor of the Real Pill and the Sinister Port District Begins (Please collect and follow!)

If anyone dares to bully Xiao Lele without any eyes, the result will be that even the step of military court can be skipped, and they can go directly to eat "peanuts", and a lot of "peanuts".

In addition, everyone also discovered a very wonderful phenomenon, that is, Wang Lele's existence is like a self-contained human heart purifier. As long as he is not a hopeless scum, even the worst person will soften after getting along with this child for a long time and become the child's loyal poop scooper.

It is for this reason that Wang Zhenhuang arranged Xiao Lele to work in a nursing home where there are no KanColles. His task is to comfort this group of PTSD elderly people who are ready to pick up RPGs and start group fights at any time and anywhere.

And now Wang Lele, who served as a "tranquilizer", has been transferred. This matter can be concealed for a while, but it cannot be concealed for too long. If those old people knew that you sent this child to such a dangerous place, they would definitely rush to the Governor's Mansion fully armed without waiting until the next day.

Edward expressed his biggest worry, that all of these retired elderly people were in high positions and had great power, and what was even more frightening was that each of them dared to be a "Rambo" and run to the front line.

“Ahhhh~ Damn it! I actually forgot about this. Those protective old guys will definitely bring those army idiots with them to rob me.”

Don't think that only the navy is in the sanatorium. It is a sanatorium for retired soldiers from the navy, army and air force. If you want to raid there, you must be a Siren Fleet. Otherwise, if you are a human robber, you will be in trouble.

Edward sneered with a look of satisfaction: "Since you made the decision, then you should be the one to deal with those old people."

Really... Wang Zhenhuang really wanted to cry now. Those old guys were not reasonable people at all. If they knew how he treated their grandson, he was sure that the next second after he said this, his head would be pointed at by many guns.

No, he couldn't go alone, so Wang Zhenhuang looked up and shouted, "Edward, you... eh?!"

Edward, who had just stood in front of the desk, had already left the doorway, revealing only half of his head. He said goodbye, "Governor, you have to solve the problem yourself, even if it means crying. By the way, I hereby apply to escort Comrade Wang Lele to the Alaska port area. It doesn't matter whether you agree or not, because I have already stamped the official seal in advance. That's it."

boom!

After saying this, he didn't even give the other party a chance to react and closed the door quickly. The loud sound of the door closing echoed throughout the office.

Wang Zhenhuang showed a Gintama-style expression of disbelief and humour, "How dare you abandon me?" When he came to his senses, his first reaction was to rush out: "Edward, how dare you, a jerk, plot against me!?"

When he turned the wrench, he suddenly found that he couldn't budge it, because Edward cleverly placed a metal broom outside the door and stuck it on the door handle, just to trap his boss in the office so as not to hinder him from masturbating for the last time.

"Edward! Come back here! I'm telling you! You're definitely dead this time! I'm going to demote you! I'm going to transfer you to a nursing home to be a cleaner!!!"

Unfortunately, Wang Zhenhua's helpless and furious roar echoed in this deserted corridor. The commander who passed by lowered the brim of his hat, lightened his footsteps and walked away quickly, as if he didn't want the people inside to know that someone was passing by outside.

Just as Wang Lele was escorted by many barbarians, command cats and commanders, they arrived at the Alaska port, which may be one of the largest ship girl bases in the world. This port is divided into Donghuang, Iron Blood, Royal, Sakura Empire, White Eagle and the central area without any camp. It is worth mentioning that the central area was originally planned to be the commander's office area, but unfortunately, due to the exclusion of the ship girls, it became an amusement or play area shared by all camps. It is such a port area that will be where the next story is about to begin.

At this time, in the large conference room in the central office building, this conference room is very large and can accommodate at least more than a hundred ship girls for meetings.

However, there are only a few ship girls in this large conference room, but these ship girls can represent their respective camps.

The representatives of the five camps are Yixian of Donghuang, Bismarck of Iron Blood, Elizabeth of Royal, Amagi of Sakura Empire and Enterprise of White Eagle. In addition, there are secretaries standing behind the representatives of each camp. For Donghuang, they are Pinghai and Ninghai, for Iron Blood, there is only Prince Eugen playing with long hair, for Royal, there are naturally the two royal maids Belfast and Sirius. Nagato should have been present from Sakura Empire, but due to his special identity, Amagi is the representative this time. Since Amagi is coming, he is naturally followed by Akagi with a crazy look on his face, and for White Eagle, there is only Bumblebee who is yawning.

The five major camps gathered together. Except for Yixian who had a helpless look on his face, the representatives of the other four camps all looked impatient.

"So it's just a new commander. Is this a trivial matter worth wasting my tea party time to come here?"

The first to break the silence was Elizabeth, who looked impatient. It was obvious that she was already full of impatience with the word "Commander", otherwise her tone would not have been so unfriendly.

Bismarck frowned slightly. "If there is nothing special, then everything can be done as usual. Anyway, those so-called commanders will definitely not be able to stand it and resign on their own."

Amagi seconded the proposal, "I agree. Although the commanders sent by the Governor-General's Office over the past five years have been somewhat courageous, none of their mental networks can meet the requirements of the Sakura Empire."

Five years ago, that is, before Wang Lele came along, the quality of the commanders sent over was really poor. It wasn't until these five years when Wang Lele, the human heart purifier, played his role that the mixed circle of commanders finally became a little cleaner. But even so, it still couldn't meet the requirements of the ship girls. They just looked down on these men with obvious desires.

Akagi behind him complained impatiently: "Tsk, you are just a human, you just need to accept protection obediently, but you always make so many troublesome little moves."

"Akagi, be careful what you say!"

If she said this outside, there would definitely be conflicts. Tiancheng immediately scolded her: "This is an important meeting, please speak carefully."

"snort."

Akagi turned her face away, a little unconvinced. It was obvious that she was very disdainful of those human commanders.

Companies that were not interested in wasting time on such matters said bluntly: "Whatever happens, you can decide on such trivial matters by yourselves in the future. We are still busy delegating tasks and do not have time to waste on such meaningless meetings."

Chapter 6: The Missed Opportunities of the Uninformed Women

"Well, since he is the commander sent by the Governor's Office, why don't we just let Yixian follow up? After all, among us, Donghuang is the only one who is closest to the Governor's Office."

With Eugen's sudden remarks, the direction of the entire meeting began to be directed in other directions. Although everyone was in the same port and sitting at the same table for the meeting, it did not mean that everyone was on the same boat. What's more, there were so many "boats" here, so there were barriers between camps.

Eugen teased Yixian who remained silent, "After all, every time the Governor's Office sends a new commander here, isn't it Yixian who is responsible for receiving and taking care of him? If that's the case, why not do the same this time?"

“What are you guys doing…?”

"Ning Hai, stop talking."

Ning Hai was naturally unhappy with such sarcastic ridicule and wanted to retort loudly, but was finally stopped by Yixian. After all, the other party was telling the truth, and there was no reason not to stop people from telling the truth.

After Eugen said this, Elizabeth, like the host of this meeting, came to a conclusion in a reasonable way: "That's right, don't you Donghuang people like to meddle in other people's business? In this case, we will leave the reception of the commanders who come in the future to you. We in the royal family don't have time to waste on such trivial matters. Okay! Let's decide it like this. I have activities in the afternoon, so I won't waste time here."

What a willful statement, but the other party had the right to say it. After saying it, he seemed very satisfied with the decision he had made, and then turned and left. Belfast and Sirius symbolically bowed to everyone, and then left with their flagships.

As Royal left, Enterprise didn't want to stay any longer: "It seems that there is a result, so let's do as Royal said. We White Eagles still have many commissions waiting to be dealt with, so we won't waste time here."

Then Amagi of Sakura Empire said something similar: "Since we have reached a conclusion, we will take our leave for now."

In the end, only Donghuang and Iron Blood were left, but Bismarck had no intention of staying any longer, so he left as well: "We at Iron Blood also have our own business, and we don't have the time to play "Commander" with the newcomers from the Governor's Mansion. You don't need to notify us about this kind of thing in the future."

But before leaving the door, she added one more sentence without looking back: "Yixian, I have a suggestion for you. It is best not to get involved with humans anymore. The "purity" of human spiritual network is too low, and it is mixed with various desires. I hate the hypocrisy of humans, that's all."

This sentence can be regarded as a way to clarify the relationship. It can be seen that they are very disdainful of the so-called commander.

"I'm sorry, it seems I won't have a chance to meet with you guys anymore. After all, I'm also very busy, sister."

Before leaving with Bismarck, Eugen clasped his hands together and apologized to Yixian with an apologetic look on his face, but the problem was that she was the main reason for creating this situation, and saying this at this time was purely to irritate people.

Finally, only the three ship girls from Donghuang were left in the spacious conference room. Pinghai, who had been patient for a long time, finally cursed loudly: "Damn it! What's the point of this? It's not like we like to receive guests! Why do you throw all this dirty work to us!!"

Ning Hai couldn't help but make a suggestion to Yixian: "Sister Yixian, why don't we take this opportunity to sever our ties with the Governor's Office? We can't always take care of those new commanders like a nanny."

Lian Pinghai agreed with this: "You are right. Although the commanders sent here in the past five years are a little more decent, some of the commanders five years ago still looked at Sister Yixian with lustful eyes. We can't continue to suffer losses like this!"

Yixian, who had the temperament of a Jiangnan girl, was very beautiful. Even when she looked sad, she still had another kind of beauty. She forced a smile to comfort them: "Don't worry, I will seriously consider it this time."

It's really not that she didn't consider it seriously. You have to know that the number of ships in the Donghuang camp is far less than that of the other four camps. Therefore, the area belonging to Donghuang is also the smallest area among the four camps. She must think seriously about gaining some space for her own camp.

But Ning Hai obviously wasn't hearing this for the first time. She puffed up her face cutely and said, "Sister Yixian always says this. If you can't bear to say it out loud, then I'll help Sister Yixian say it out loud next time."

With a helpless smile, Yixian comforted the two restless children: "Okay, I know you are doing this for my own good, let's go back and eat first, Taiyuan and the others must be so hungry that they are banging their bowls."

After leaving the conference room of the building with the two children, Yixian was still worried. Just before the previous commander left, he had been in office for less than a month, and everyone's attitude towards humans was becoming more and more unfriendly. She didn't know what kind of person the next commander would be. She was very worried about the future of this port area, but she was even more worried about the future of the children around her.

But even if we are worried, we must welcome a tomorrow full of unknowns.

In this way, three days passed. The journey from the Governor's Mansion to the Alaska port was by sea. If it were before the war, it would only take a few hours by air.

Although the journey was long, they finally arrived at the Alaska port. The agreed time was 10 o'clock in the morning, but now it was 9:45, and Yixian was already standing at the port gate with Pinghai and Ninghai waiting.

Ning Hai, who was standing behind Yixian, was still a little indignant: "Why do we have to come over to welcome the newcomers every time? It's decided. We will make it clear to them later that Donghuang will no longer provide any help to the Governor's Office!"

Ping Hai happily raised his hand in support: "Sister, I support you! I've already suffered from those stupid male chauvinists!"

"Okay, stop arguing, I'll know my limits later."

Yixian had to comfort the two sisters first, fearing that some big problems would arise.

Naturally, only Donghuang came to welcome them this time. The other four camps completely ignored them and did not send any symbolic ship girls.

In fact, a long time ago, even if it was just for show, the camps would still come to symbolically welcome the commander. However, as the humans became more and more disappointing to them, they simply absented themselves. Only some interested ship girls were left. Later, only some curious little destroyer girls were left. Until now, not a single destroyer has been seen, except for the Donghuang girls.

"But... aren't there a bit too many barbarians and command cats today?"

While waiting, Yixian and the two sisters also found that the number of Manjiu and command cats around them was a bit unusual.

As more and more barbarians were dressed in professional guards of honor, and there were also various professional drummers and musicians, Ping Hai asked uncertainly, "Is this... welcoming the new commander with us?"

Chapter 7 A Warm Welcome from Manchu and Command Cat

They waited for them, while the yellow chickens were preparing themselves, not interfering with each other, but Ning Hai was still stunned: "Really?! Who is the new commander?"

Because there are really a lot of yellow chickens that appeared out of nowhere, each of them is dressed in the uniform of the royal guard, with everything from drummers to various musical instruments. It is simply the standard configuration of the royal parade. No, it should be higher than the royal parade. At least the command cats of the royal parade will not show up, but now the yellow chickens are cooperating with the command cats. At least they, the Donghuang ship girls, have never seen such a configuration.

You have to know that in the past, no matter whether it was a new ship girl or commander, there would never be such a large lineup of Barbarians and Command Cats to welcome them. This was really the first time that this happened, so not to mention that Ning Hai was stunned, even Pinghai and Yixian didn't understand it, but this also made them a little curious about which new commander could make these Barbarians and Command Cats show off so much.

“Chuck!”

At 9:56, the leader Manjiu seemed to get some information from the walkie-talkie. He shouted to the team behind him, and then the guard of honor composed of Manjiu and the command cat began to play music.

For a while, the entire port gate was extremely lively. Those who didn't know would think that the Royal Navy ship girls who loved appearances were out for a trip again.

The Donghuang ship girls who were watching the whole process from the sidelines became dispensable background boards, and felt even less impressive than a group of yellow chickens and the command cat.

Watching the magnificent performance of the honor guard, Ping Hai, whose dumbfounded expression never changed, couldn't help but complain: "Do we... really need to come here to welcome the new commander?"

"Let's see what happens. I hope the commander this time is a little different from the previous ones."

Although she was just as confused as they were about the situation, Yixian still chose to continue waiting.

At the same time, while they were talking, a vehicle finally drove over from the end of the distance. Compared with the previous single business car, this time it was a real convoy of ten vehicles. The first five and the last four were escort vehicles filled with the Army Special Forces. The security level even made it difficult for them to guess which big shot was coming. You know, last time even the Governor Wang Zhenhuang himself didn't have such a big shot.

The vehicle stopped in the middle of the guard of honor, and the personnel in the front and rear escorting vehicles all pushed the doors open and went out. As going out was restricted by the public, these elite army special forces could not wear automatic rifles and other full armor, and could only wear black suits and pistols. At this moment, they were just like gang leaders escorting their own boss. This situation made Yixian and the others even more confused, but their attention was all focused on the middle car whose door had not yet been opened. They were also very curious about who was so big-name.

As the door of the middle car opened, Edward's figure appeared in front of Yixian and the others, which made them frown. They knew this person, the secretary who had always been with the governor. Could it be that he was here to serve as the commander of the port area this time? But this card did not match him, and the other party was not the kind of person who was flamboyant.

Edward did not come to them as Yixian and the others had expected. Instead, he went to the other side of the car door, opened it, and then... then took out a cardboard box that was about fifty centimeters long, wide and high?

Yixian and the others didn't understand the situation in the first place, and the opponent's actions made them even more confused. Could it be that in this day and age there are still people who use this old-fashioned trick of bribing the ship girls?

Ship girls are different from humans. If someone tries to bribe a ship girl, all they will get is the humiliation of being rejected and reprimanded in person.

Edward was extremely careful when moving the carton, and hardly let the carton shake much. It looked like it must be something valuable.

This time he came to Yixian and the others with the cardboard box in his arms, and handed it to her directly without caring whether she was willing or not. His eyes were filled with a strong sense of "You must hold it firmly and must not drop it."

Maybe it was because the momentum was too strong, or maybe he really didn't understand the situation yet, Yixian took the cardboard box in a daze.

After confirming the delivery, Edward and all the escorts straightened their bodies and gave him a standard military salute: "The new Alaska Port Commander has been safely delivered. According to the Governor's instructions, this commander is very special, so a one-month probation period is set. If all the ship girls of all the factions in the Alaska Port do not accept him, we will take the commander back in a month. Here, my mission ends here."

As he spoke loudly, Yixian, Pinghai and Ninghai were all confused. This man was not the new commander, but an escort. And according to him, the commander was actually... a cardboard box? What on earth was going on?

The official statement was over, so the next thing was Edward's personal matter: "But as a small personal request, please be nice to the commander this time. After all, children are relatively delicate. In addition, I have prepared the breeding manual for this commander in the next few days. If you have any questions, you can open the breeding manual."

After saying that, he handed a manual that could be used as a weapon to Pinghai who was still in a daze. Finally, he saluted him again, then returned to the car at a very fast speed and drove away quickly.

Yixian and her two sisters stared in amazement at the moving-away convoy, and were so shocked that they forgot to speak the entire time.

Cardboard box? Child? Animal husbandry manual? They all understood what these terms meant when they were separated, but when they were put together, they were really confused.

During this time, the honor guard composed of Manjiu and Command Cat played music without stopping, until Ning Hai looked at the cardboard box and asked, "Sister Yixian, is that cardboard box... the commander this time?"

Yixian came back to his senses and looked at the cardboard box he had taken, his eyes full of confusion: "Should be...right?"

As a ship girl, she has seen a lot of things, but she has never seen a situation like today.

Boom!

Suddenly, there was a strange noise coming from the cardboard box, which scared Yixian so much that he almost dropped it.

"Sister Yixian, there's something inside!"

"Yes, yes, throw it aside quickly!"

Pinghai and Ninghai were startled and immediately distanced themselves from each other. If Yixian hadn't been holding them, they might have materialized their ship equipment and fired a shot.

"Shh, keep your voice down."

Finally, Yixian calmed down. After all, she was also very curious about what was inside the cardboard box, so she carefully placed it on the ground: "It's safe now, you can come out."