Did you masturbate today Commander?

Chapter 8: Fateful Encounter (Donghuang Faction Only)

The cardboard box shook again as if it felt the contact with the flat ground. And the top of the cardboard box was not sealed, so it opened with a "click".

In the surprised eyes of Yixian and the others, they saw a very cute child popping out of the cardboard box, but that was not the point. The point was that their attention was all on the cat ears standing up on the other person's head and the wagging tail, and then the second thing they saw was that the other person was wearing a miniature white commander's hat and uniform.

It was true that the child was very cute, but they had deep doubts about what kind of creature this was. At least they were sure that it was definitely not the command cat of the guard of honor next to them, but it was not a human either, because human cubs should not be this size.

At this moment, full of doubts and astonishment, Yixian and the others fell into silence, not knowing what to say.

Wang Lele, who emerged from the cardboard box, climbed out of the cardboard box a little clumsily, then came to Yixian, saluted cutely, and introduced himself to him seriously: "Report! My name is Wang Lele, meow, I belong to the Eighth Fleet of the Governor's Office, the... the... the fifty-sixth meow?"

Essentially, he wanted to be serious, but the babyish voice made it impossible to be serious, and he even forgot the words while speaking.

Then the child took out a piece of paper from his hat and continued to read: "I am the reserve commander of the 16th Division of the 8th Fleet of the Governor's Office, meow. Today I come to take up the position of commander of the Alaska Port District. Please don't be painful in the future, meow!!!"

Maybe it was because it was his first time to formally introduce himself in front of the ship girl, the nervous Comrade Lele forgot the words and finally bit his tongue accidentally.

Yixian and the others didn't say a word from beginning to end, because they were so overwhelmed by the overly cute creature in front of them that they didn't know what to say.

Lele, who had finally recovered from the pain of having her tongue bitten, waved at them and said, "Please, please wait a moment."

Next, under their puzzled eyes, Wang Lele climbed back into the cardboard box and closed the top again. Then, after another shake, he popped his head out of the box again.

Then he came to Yixian and introduced himself again: "Report! My name is Wang Lele, meow. I am a member of the 8th Fleet of the Governor-General's Office and the reserve commander of the 16th Division. I am here today to take up the post of commander of the Alaska Port District. Please give me your guidance in the future."

It was an exact replica of what happened just now, except for the forgetting of words and biting of tongue. It was indeed the stupid thinking of a child, thinking that by doing it again he could turn back time.

Faced with such a lovely gesture, and the fact that Lele was actually so adorable, Yixian felt that he should say something.

At this time, Pinghai gently pushed Yixian's arm and opened the "Wang Lele Breeding Manual" to the first item: "If Comrade Wang Lele says something wrong or bites his tongue, and retracts into the cat box to reproduce, please do not reveal it unless necessary, because giving children hope is the common obligation of all of us adults."

After seeing this prompt, Yixian knew what to do. She squatted down and stretched out her hand to the child: "Nice to meet you. I am Yixian from the First Fleet of Donghuang. Thank you for your guidance."

Wang Lele also quickly stretched out his two small hands. Because the other person's hands were too big, his two small hands could only hold a few of the other person's fingers.

Overall, the first meeting went very smoothly. Lele, who was afraid that he would mess up, finally breathed a sigh of relief. After relaxing, he showed them a very pure smile.

What a lovely child, what a pure and innocent smile, what can I say, Yixian fell in love with this lovely child at first sight, and wanted to hold him in her arms and love him well, but out of the modesty of a Donghuang woman, and not wanting to scare the child, she suppressed this impulse.

"Sister Yixian, let's keep this commander!"

"Yes, this Commander is super cute!"

In complete contrast to their previous disdain and disgust for the commander, Pinghai and Ninghai's eyes sparkled as they started to pet the commander, stroking his head and poking his cheeks.

If it were an ordinary cat, let alone whether it would get close to strangers for the first time, just the offensive touch for the first time would definitely get it scratched by the cat's claws. But Wang Lele itself is an ambiguous existence. It is not just a simple cat. In addition to retaining some cat habits, it also has half of human characteristics. So in response to their touch, Lele kept meowing, but it was precisely because of such a cute reaction that they couldn't let go of him even more.

"Alright, alright, let's take this 'little' commander back now."

This time Yixian readily agreed, and it was obvious that she was very accepting of Wang Lele's existence.

"Please wait a moment."

But Comrade Wang Lele did not leave with them immediately, but turned to the guard of honor on the other side.

With his arrival, the guard of honor that had been playing finally stopped playing. A barbarian and a commanding cat that seemed to be the leader came up to Lele and saluted him.

Comrade Wang Lele also saluted: "Meow! Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow!"

But this time it was not human language, but an "encrypted" call.

“Chirp! Chirp, chirp, chirp!”

"Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow!"

It was completely incomprehensible what the three parties were saying. After the initial greetings and "encrypted" communication, the three parties suddenly hugged each other. The scene was like leaders completing a historic meeting, except that the three figures were all cute creatures. This historic scene looked even more indescribably lovely.

Now Yixian and the others finally understood that this group of barbarians and command cats came to welcome this lovely commander. However, they couldn't understand why the barbarians and command cats, who had never been close to anyone, would be so close to this commander. It seems that the existence of this mysterious commander is really worth exploring.

After saying goodbye to the group of barbarians and the command cat, Lele trotted back to Yixian and pulled her finger: "Now that we've said hello, let's go, meow."

I have to say that he is a very polite child. He did not forget the guard of honor that came to welcome him. Rather, Xiao Lele seemed to be more relaxed with this group of barbarian cats.

Facing this overly cute commander, especially with that little hand holding his, Yixian felt his heartbeat accelerate significantly, a feeling he had never experienced before.

She didn't know why she had such obvious feelings for such a young child, but now was not the time to think about these things. She picked up little Lele, as if she wanted to take him to the commander's rest area for convenience.

But this action was stopped by Miaole: "I am a man, I can walk by myself, meow."

Chapter 9: The Donghuang camp begins to become addicted to petting cats

Under normal circumstances, Yixian would not care, but for this little commander, she was still curious and asked, "Ah, can you tell me why?"

Lele slowly raised his right index finger and pointed it to the sky. Especially in the sunlight, this iconic action was enough to remind some special effects otaku who had some strange things engraved in their DNA of something.

Unfortunately, there was no KanColle at the scene who understood this meme, so Yixian just thought that his artificial action was cute.

Lele deliberately posed like this and said proudly, "Grandpa once said that as a man, you must be down-to-earth as long as you can."

Although he wanted to create a cool atmosphere, unfortunately his overly cute appearance limited his coolness, making him look like a little boy who wanted to show off in front of an older sister.

Pinghai and Ninghai covered their mouths, fearing that they would laugh out loud and upset the child. Yixian reached out and touched his head, and followed his wishes and stopped holding him: "The little commander is really strong. In this case, I won't force you, but you have to follow carefully. This place is very big, and you will get lost if you are not careful."

Although I don’t know who the “grandfather” he is referring to is, I have to say that this child is really very sensible, and it can be seen that the adults who educate this child are very outstanding.

So Yixian walked in front, but he deliberately slowed down his pace. After all, Lele was very small, and he didn't have both hands and feet to run with. He could only walk with his two short legs, so his walking speed was not fast.

But looking at her cute appearance as she followed Yixian step by step, as if every step was accompanied by a "puff puff" sound effect, it made me want to pick her up and not bear to let her hurry on her way.

Along the way, whether it was Yixian who deliberately slowed down his pace, or Pinghai and Ninghai who were guarding on both sides, they all began to unconsciously care for this sensible child.

But they still underestimated Lele. After all, he was a cat. Even if his arms and legs were short, he still inherited the agility and elusiveness of a cat. Once he became familiar with the commander's work area, he would appear in various corners without anyone noticing.

Today is Comrade Wang Lele's first day to report, so Yixian naturally took him to the commander's office.

Except for Yixian who occasionally comes back to clean, the ship girls from other camps have not been here for a long time. Yixian is a little glad that she did a simple cleaning in the past two days, otherwise it would be really ugly with a layer of dust accumulated here.

She introduced Lele, "Lele, this is your office from now on. You will... It seems that you need to put another layer of cardboard on your office seat."

Only then did I notice that all the office desks and chairs were designed according to normal human height, which was too tight for Lele, who was only about 50 cm tall.

Although the desk was not practical for him, Lele still pointed at it with sparkling eyes and asked for confirmation: "Is this my desk from now on? Can I really sit on this desk?"

He has always admired Wang Zhenhuang and other commanders because they all have an independent desk, and Wang Zhenhuang has always comforted him, saying that as long as he officially becomes a commander one day, he will have a desk of his own.

The naive Wang Lele has been looking forward to focusing on his own desk, even if it is not the right size for him and maybe it will only be for a short month, but at least at this moment it is his own desk. After all, children are easier to satisfy.

Yixian also saw his expectation and replied with a gentle smile: "Since you are the new commander here, then this desk naturally belongs to you."

After getting his confirmation, Lele climbed onto the chair with some effort, and then climbed onto the desk through the chair, like a climber conquering Mount Everest, raising his hands high and cheering: "Great! This will be my desk from now on, I finally become an official commander, meow."

Children who are easily satisfied are always so lovable, especially after cheering, he took off his mini white military cap and bowed to them again: "Although I don't know how far I can go, I will work hard to be a good commander, meow, and we will be good friends from now on."

What a polite child! Yixian really felt that even if the child was not the commander, she would be willing to adopt him.

"I'm Sister Ning Hai. From now on, I will be in charge of your meals. I will definitely feed you until you are plump and white."

"I'm Sister Pinghai. Let me tell you, Sister Ninghai's meat buns are super delicious. I guarantee you won't be able to stop eating them."

The two sisters, who could no longer contain themselves, laid on the desk and kept talking to Lele, during which they would definitely reach out to stroke his fur. It seemed that they were not only very satisfied with this cute commander, but they even began to tend to be his poop scoopers.

Although Yixian wanted to do this, he had to suppress the impulse and said to restrain the two sisters: "You two, now is not the time for you to tease the commander. We still have to show the commander the way."

“Yes~~~”

The two sisters answered very perfunctorily, but they were still looking at Lele and smiling foolishly. After all, the soft-looking Meow Le gave people a sense of healing and relaxation even if he did nothing.

"Come on, Xiao Lele, I'll show you your resting room. You've come a long way, why don't you come to our Donghuang area for dinner today?"

"Thank you, Sister Yixian."

When someone does you a favor, you naturally have to express your gratitude. Lele bowed to Yixian again to express his gratitude.

Yixian reached out and touched his head, and the pair of black cat ears couldn't help but tremble when he was touched. He was sensible, polite, and cute. This type of special existence was extremely rare even among human cubs. By the way, Lele was not a human at all, so he naturally could not be measured from the perspective of a human cub. As a dreamlike existence, it seemed reasonable for him to have so many elements.

Then Yixian took Lele to visit the entire mansion. The key point was to make the child remember the resting place and the office place. Finally, he took him back to the Donghuang area and let the child get acquainted with the other ship girls of Donghuang.

The central area is where the commander works. Compared with the five major camps, this is the area with the smallest area. It is even smaller than Donghuang, with only about four buildings. However, for now, Lele can only use the office building. After taking Lele around the entire office building, it was already past three in the afternoon.

It took almost four hours to just walk one building. In addition to Lele's speed, the main reason was that Lele took out a small notebook while walking and recorded the route very carefully.

Chapter 10: The fallen Donghuang camp (please collect and pay attention!)

As the area where he might be active for a long time in the future, Lele tried to familiarize himself with the place as much as possible. More importantly, he couldn't bother others a second time because of such a small matter. Now he had left the Governor's Mansion and came to his own port alone. There were no older brothers, uncles or grandfathers around to help him. He had to rely on himself for everything.

Yixian, who was walking in front, often stopped to coordinate with Lele's movements, and gently watched her writing in the small notebook. Although the distorted Donghuang language in the notebook was difficult for even her to read, it was obvious that the child was working hard in his own way, and a child who works hard should be given more patience and help.

Besides, Yixian was not impatient at all. In fact, she herself found it a little magical and seemed to enjoy the pleasure of observation. As for Pinghai and Ninghai, they had already taken out their mobile phones and were taking pictures non-stop.

After walking and stopping, when Yixian led Lele to the Donghuang area, it was almost time to prepare dinner. Although she tried to prepare some human food at noon, fortunately Lele seemed to be able to accept human food. And her own camp had prepared some human food in case the new commander would be troubled, and it really came in handy now.

"Looks like I need to go buy some more human food tomorrow."

They are ship girls, and their meals are different from those of humans. Although they can enjoy human food like humans, they cannot replenish the oil, ammunition, aluminum and steel needed for the ship. Of course, it is not ruled out that some ship girls who like human food will come to enjoy the delicious food.

Maybe Yixian herself didn't notice that her thoughts were now completely based on how to feed the baby. She had subconsciously raised Lele as her own baby.

"Sister Yixian, if you don't come back, we are all going to lead everyone to break out. Is it that the new commander who has been pestering you and won't let you leave?"

"Sister Yixian, just say the word and we'll go over right now and teach that commander a lesson, so he'll face reality!"

When Yixian came back, he could already hear a lot of noises coming from inside, and could see Yingrui, Lihe, Taiyuan and others, all with worried faces, walking in groups, as if they were going out to find trouble.

Hearing their voices of support, Yixian couldn't help but chuckle with her hands covering her mouth, and even stepped aside to let Lele show up in front of the group of children.

“Sister, that ungrateful… ugh! What kind of commanding cat is this? It’s so cute!!”

Fushun, who had already rolled up his sleeves and was ready to get to work, rushed over and was the first to see Lele, who was trying hard to keep up with Yixian. All his attention was immediately drawn to him.

All her thoughts of getting started were swept away. She walked forward, picked up Lele, and looked at him left and right, as if trying to figure out what was going on.

"What a cute command cat, but do we have such a command cat in our port area?"

"Sister Yixian, I want to keep this command cat, is that okay? Is that okay?"

"Let's keep this command cat. At worst, we will take care of it in the future."

"This face is so soft, it makes me unable to stop."

"Sister Yixian, aren't you going with Pinghai and Ninghai to greet the new commander today?"

"It's so warm. This feeling is incredible."

"Changchun, let me hug you too."

………………

For a moment, everyone spoke at once, and it seemed that there were many questions.

And what about Wang Lele? From the moment he was suddenly picked up and surrounded by so many unfamiliar ship girls, this was the first time she saw so many ship girls, her face suddenly became expressionless with fear, as if she was imitating a doll.

This strange reaction also made Yixian laugh, but she still couldn't bear to let the child continue to be frightened, so she explained to them: "This is the new commander you mentioned. I brought him back specially to have dinner with us."

"""""ah?!"""""

Upon hearing this, they who were vying to hug Lele were all stunned and looked at the mysterious creature at the same time.

Finally finding an opportunity to speak, Lele mustered up the courage to raise his hand and greet them: "My name is Wang Lele, and I'm the new commander. Can we be good friends?"

When they heard the babyish language coming out of this mysterious creature, Taiyuan and the others were strangely silent for a while, and then...

“Wow! It’s talking! It’s really talking! It’s a talking humanoid command cat!”

"Ehhhhhhh, Sister Yixian, is this really the commander who will come to our port area to take up the post?"

"I feel like... if this is what the Commander said, I can accept it."

"Of course, we'll be good friends from now on!"

"That's right, from now on I, Fushun, will protect you. If anyone in Donghuang dares to bully you, just say my name!"

"How can this child be so cute!"

………………

Sounds of surprise, disbelief, inquiries, and joy all mixed together, and they burst into even greater enthusiasm than before. It turned out that cute things could resonate more with women.

At this time, Ning Hai stood up and announced to them: "Everyone! I believe you have seen it, this is our commander, and he is a super cute and super rare commander. Although there are still many unknowns, this time the humans have finally done their job. If this is such a commander, we can try to accept him."

Ning Hai at the side also folded her arms and nodded in agreement. You know, it was the sisters who were most frequent in shouting for a boycott of the commander. Now that they could actually say such words, they must have been very satisfied with their interactions during the day.

Hearing this, they carefully observed Lele again. They didn't pay much attention to it just now, but now observing from the commander's perspective, they were surprised to find that this mysterious creature actually also has a mental network, and because of its own particularity, this mental network is not ordinary pure, at least in terms of "purity", it is far ahead of humans.

Having said that, they would not establish a mental network connection with the commander so easily. After all, this is a very serious matter for ship girls, as serious as getting married.