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Chapter 511: The Only Party That Doesn't Belong to KanColle

"Team A reports, no trace found."

"Team B reports that no abnormalities were found in the dormitory area."

"Team C reports that the central area has been completely cleared and no targets have been found."

"Team D report, who suggested that we go to the garbage dump? It stinks, who's coming back here for the socializing?"

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As reports came in one after another, everyone was inspecting the port area again and again, accompanied by some strange complaints, until...

"Team Y, we found the commander on the main road. I didn't expect him to be heading to the logistics center!"

After this group of ship girls discovered Xiao Lele, the ship girls scattered in other parts of the port area headed towards the reported coordinates as quickly as possible.

Because Xiao Lele did not enter the bushes to perform "quantum shuttle", he was discovered by the ship girls of Group Y on the main road. After all, education is still useful. At least he does not often go into the bushes, but walks on the main road seriously.

It was obvious that the child was in a good mood, because she was humming a song while walking. If it were any other time, it would be fine, but with the mini dress she was wearing and everyone knowing her motivation for going to the social gathering, it made the ship girls who were peeping around her feel very uncomfortable.

As the ship girls gradually arrived at the scene, they all stayed in the dark and observed. No one showed up. Even the most impulsive Akagi and New Jersey chose to hide in the bushes. They wanted to see which bastard dared to call their beloved commander to a party.

The destination of this main road is very clear, it only leads to the logistics center.

When the child came to the door of the logistics center, the ship girls hiding in the dark discovered that the logistics center seemed a little different today. The door had been slightly modified, and two barbarians in black suits stood at the door, like the security guards at the door of the White Eagle nightclub.

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow!"

Xiao Lele came up to the two Manju security guards and greeted them, and the two Manju security guards let him pass directly.

After seeing this scene, although the ship girls still didn't know which bastard was the one who organized the party, they understood one thing, that is, this group of logistics cuties were all accomplices. Without the help of these cuties, the party would definitely not be held. But the most hateful thing was not this, but the sign at the door that read "Humans and ship girls are not allowed to enter". Translated into human society, doesn't it mean the same as "Pets and poor people are not allowed to enter"?

After Xiao Lele entered, the two security guards had already started to prepare to close and lock the door. After all, the only distinguished guest who needed to be waited for was Xiao Lele. Now that the distinguished guest had arrived, there was naturally no need to wait any longer and they could just close the door for business.

Unfortunately, when the security guards were about to enter the door, a group of dark shadows loomed over them.

“Chuck?! Chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck!!!”

Although I couldn't understand what they were saying, I could tell they were terrified. The two security guards hugged each other and trembled.

It was unbearable. There was no need to endure it any longer. When Xiao Lele went in, the group of ship girls came out from the hidden bushes. These hateful savages would deal with anyone they caught. In short, none of the guys who helped hold the party were innocent.

For this reason, the eyes of this group of ship girls staring at Manju became extremely ferocious and terrifying.

On the other side, Xiao Lele, who entered the logistics center, was full of anticipation. Unlike the usual logistics center, in order to cater to the needs of this gathering, Manju and the command cats turned this place into a colorful light show. To put it bluntly, it was the style of a nightclub in the White Eagle Kingdom. It was hard to imagine what style of gathering these Manju would organize.

But this social gathering was destined to be no ordinary one. Don't forget that the security guard Manchu had just put a sign at the door saying "No humans or shipgirls allowed to enter". So who was the target of this social gathering? We soon found out.

In order for the social gathering to proceed normally and for the participants to be able to move freely, the barbarians temporarily opened up a large courtyard in the blank area to facilitate the social gathering.

Xiao Lele walked for a long time and finally arrived at the main venue of the party. He finally saw his party partner. However, the atmosphere of the party was obviously not very good, because his party partner looked like they were about to fight.

Until now, the objects of the party have finally been revealed. The main objects of this party are the ships of Iron Blood and Northern Union, as well as a large group of Barbarians and Command Cats. What the ship girls could never have imagined is that the organizer of this party is Xiao Lele, and this child has a very simple idea. Naturally, he hopes that the dragons on both sides can live in peace.

They both have the same ship uniforms and are both handsome dragons, so it is really strange that they cannot live in peace. So this kid came up with the idea of ​​​​acting as a matchmaker, and then this social gathering came about.

No wonder there is a sign saying "Humans and ship girls are not allowed to enter". It seems that this party is a party exclusively for non-humans. It's just that the meaning of this party is slightly different. After all, what is placed on the table are more steel, oil, aluminum and bullets that are inclined to be equipped on ships.

Before Xiao Lele arrived at the scene, the ships from Iron Blood and Northern Union had already arrived at the scene.

However, the ship equipment did not get along with each other in a friendly manner immediately, and it could even be said that they were like enemies meeting and they were extremely jealous of each other.

For the Iron Blood Fleet Suit, before the Northern Alliance appeared, they were Xiao Lele's favorite dragons. But since the appearance of these pretty boy dragons, their most adorable "grandsons" actually looked at each other with sparkling eyes instead of looking at themselves.

For the Beilian ship, these dark guys are no match for their icy decks. They are obviously outdated antiques at first glance, so it is enough for Xiao Lele's shining eyes to just look at themselves.

Amid all kinds of strange conflicts of ideas, no one could stand anyone else, so the ship costumes present did not touch the delicacies on the table at all. Instead, they stared at each other, ready to overturn the table and start a fight at any time.

In this atmosphere where a fight could break out at any time, the barbarians and the command cats, who were supposed to be the guests of the party, all huddled in the corners. At least until the situation eased, these little cuties would definitely not dare to come out, until...

"Everyone! I'm here-nyan! Are you guys getting along well-nyan?"

Until an angelic voice finally brought a glimmer of hope to this tense confrontation.

Arriving late...or not really, at least we arrived before the scheduled start time of the party.

As the child's energetic greeting rang out, the tense atmosphere between the two camps was instantly swept away.

This child is indeed an incredible existence.

Chapter 512 Xiao Lele Wants to Be a Peacemaker Cat

The sinister atmosphere that was about to explode was instantly swept away by a soft voice.

"Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar!"

"Hoohoo! Hoohoo! Hoohoo! Hoohoo! Hoohoo!"

I don’t know what these ship-equipped soldiers were yelling about, but it was obvious that they all reacted very quickly when they saw Xiao Lele. They all stood up and tried to squeeze in front of the child.

Boom!

However, because the size of this group of ship equipment was too large, on the way to Xiao Lele, the ship equipment of both sides inevitably collided with each other, making a metal collision sound.

Then the two ship suits that didn't like each other started to glare at each other again. At this moment, they must be thinking, "It would be perfect if the other party wasn't here today." But Xiao Lele guessed that both sides had this idea, so he called both sides at the same time this time.

Xiao Lele is not a fool, so he can naturally see the very unfriendly atmosphere between the two sides. Isn't this social gathering created to reverse this relationship?

"Fighting is wrong, meow. You need to get along well with each other. That's why I let you participate in this social gathering, meow."

He is still the same, always liking to take on some strange sense of responsibility.

"roar?"

"roar?"

Big question marks popped up in the heads of the ship uniforms on both sides. After all, these ship uniforms were just ship uniforms, not ship girls, and they did not have a lot of common sense about humanoids, so they did not know what the so-called "socialization" was.

Xiao Lele explained to the ship uniforms with a look of understanding: "I knew you didn't know that the so-called social gathering is actually to improve the relationship between the two parties, so this social gathering is held for you, meow."

This explanation... didn't seem to be wrong, but it also seemed like something was not quite right. At least for the ship equipment guys who knew nothing, they didn't know how to refute it.

Build good relationships?

The Iron Blood ship suits and the Northern Alliance ship suits subconsciously glanced at each other, but it was just a glance, and sparks flew between them like a short circuit.

impossible! Absolutely impossible!

Regardless of which side's ship equipment, all said that this was absolutely impossible.

Seeing that the tension between the fleets was getting stronger again, Xiao Lele frowned cutely: "No quarreling, meow. If you dare to quarrel, I won't let you transform and merge in the future, meow."

I have to say, this threat is simply a sure kill. When the kid said this, no matter whether it was the Iron Blood side or the Northern Alliance side, everyone fell silent at the same time. For this group of ship suits, as long as they have experienced the process of transformation and fusion once, they will definitely be fascinated by this new power. It can even be said that the ship suits will actively pursue this powerful force that is completely different from the past.

So even though they were very unhappy with the other side, all the ship equipments fell silent under this super effective threat.

Although they have kept silent, both sides still dislike each other, but it doesn't matter, as long as they can shut up.

"Ahem, Musou Ryuu, and Blue-Eyes White Dragon, you are both very majestic and good dragons, meow."

In any case, just start by giving some praise. The praise from Xiao Lele is also very effective. Wushuanglong and Blue-Eyes White Dragon both looked very happy and proud.

"Since we are all good dragons, then we should get along well with each other, meow. After all, we are all beings that can transform and merge. Strictly speaking, you are all "the same kind" meow."

It was a very innocent and cute speech, but for some reason there seemed to be some hidden meaning in these words. This child seemed to know some secrets of ship equipment. Sometimes the words sounded innocent, but they did not seem to be as simple as they sounded.

However, in the eyes of this group of more innocent ship suits, they didn’t seem to think so much. When they heard the word "same kind", they immediately became unhappy. They glared at each other unhappily, and then turned their faces away at the same time.

It seems that they are unhappy with everyone, but in fact, there is an inexplicable sense of harmony between them.

No matter what, at least people listened to what I said, and that was enough. Next it was Xiao Lele's time to perform.

"My fellows, now is the time for us to work together, nyan."

Suddenly, Xiao Lele, who had entered a strange state, began to speak in an ambiguous manner: "For the upcoming "test" and the upcoming battle, the first thing we need to do is to unite. If we don't unite, even if you can transform and merge, you won't be able to meet our future opponents, meow!"

It sounds like a sudden attack of Chuunibyou, but considering the mysterious origin of this child and the fact that he sometimes says things whose meaning is incomprehensible, it is sometimes hard to tell whether these Chuunibyou remarks are a sudden attack of Chuunibyou or have another deeper meaning.

But for this group of ship equipment, everyone took it seriously.

“Roar! Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar! (What a joke! No matter what kind of enemy they are, as long as they can merge together, no one can be my opponent!)”

“Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar! (Even Siren was cut in half by me! If there is an opponent like you said, I’m actually looking forward to it!)”

Obviously, the ship suits who have never been defeated in the transformed and combined state do not think that they can meet an opponent with such powerful force. In fact, to put it more simply... the ship suits are just arrogant.

Xiao Lele frowned again at this situation. The child also discovered this problem. The power he gave seemed to make these ship suits too inflated.

For this, he needed to give them a warning: "You all made a mistake, my fellow cats. You don't really think that you are the only special cats? You really think that you are the only ones who can transform? In the upcoming "test", transformation and fusion are just the entry level. If you go on like this, you will just become a waste cat."

It has to be said that this threat did have some effect. When the ship soldiers heard that they were not the only ones who could transform and combine, they were indeed frightened.

"You are just beginners. As far as I know, I can't even count on my ten fingers the number of opponents who can defeat you now."

Of course, the so-called opponents this kid mentioned were actually the villains in Gundam plastic film and television dramas, but they really scared this group of ship armors, making the ship armors from both camps believe it and stare at each other in amazement.

Wu Shuang Long asked doubtfully, "Hahahahahaha? (Is there really such an opponent?)"

Since ancient times, the simplest way to unite people is to create a common external enemy. Only under the influence of the common external enemy can the internal strife be unified against the outside world. But what is more unbelievable is that this method was actually used by a kitten.

Chapter 513 The Master Comes to the Door

The simple ship costumes are obviously easy to fool. After all, their daily work is mainly to fight and obey the orders of their own ship girls. As for the knowledge of human society, it can be said that the ship costumes are dismissive. It is obvious that they can get a lot of knowledge as long as they connect to the Internet, but the ship costumes just seem to be very disdainful, which eventually leads to this group of ship costumes being easily fooled by Xiao Lele.

In this unwarranted cross-channel conversation, the ship equipment were as if they were facing a formidable enemy. Finally, they put aside their prejudices between the camps. The ship equipment of Iron Blood and Northern Alliance gathered together to have a serious discussion. As for what they discussed, no one knew, but at least they were finally able to communicate normally.

Seeing this, Xiao Lele finally showed a relieved smile. The plots in the special effects dramas and Gundam dramas were indeed true. As long as a common enemy was created, even partners with the worst relationship could shake hands and make peace.

The relationship between the two camps in terms of ship equipment cannot be said to be very good. At most, it can only be described as a strategic cooperation. As to whether it will improve in the future, that remains to be seen.

Anyway, the tense atmosphere that was about to explode finally eased, and then a group of wild cats and command cats finally ran out from under the table where they were hiding and started to have a normal banquet.

This group of cuties were communicating with each other in their own language, and even the ship costumes were communicating internally through their own language system. Even when the ship costumes and the cuties came to Xiao Lele, they were using an encrypted language system. Not a single human word could be heard in the entire social gathering. The main focus was on communication between non-humans.

At this moment, the ship girls who had dealt with the security guards at the door finally arrived at the entrance of the venue, but they did not appear in the venue openly, but chose to lurk at the entrance.

Looking at the extremely lively "social gathering" atmosphere in front of me, I hid at the entrance and scanned the entire venue, but I couldn't find a human-shaped object. Moreover, the entire venue was surrounded by animal language that I couldn't understand at all. I have to say that it was really a unique "social gathering", and rather than a social gathering, it was more like... a zoo?

The ship girls hiding at the entrance looked at each other in bewilderment. This was completely different from the social gathering they had expected. Even they didn't know how to deal with this unexpected situation for a moment.

"Hey, what should I do? This is so weird!"

"Don't ask me! I've never seen anything like this!"

"Why didn't Longlong, who invited me, invite me too?"

"By the way... who can hear what these little cuties are saying?"

"Now I suddenly understand why there is a sign like that on the door."

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The ship girls hiding in the dark were in a heated discussion. They had seen all kinds of big scenes, but they had never seen the scene in front of them. Not only had they never seen it before, they were even hesitating whether to get involved.

In fact, their original idea was to drag out which shameless ship woman dared to initiate a social gathering, but now, let alone women, not even a creature in an adult human form was seen. The most conspicuous among them were the ship uniforms of the Iron Blood and Northern Alliance, who seemed out of place among the group of little cuties.

At the same time, these ship girls also had a new question in their minds, that is, why did they not invite these ship suits but the older sisters? Could it be that their charm was not as good as that of a group of ship suits?

Those who thought this way can only be said to be limited to some ship girls with ship uniforms. Most of the ship girls breathed a sigh of relief, because this was not the social gathering they had imagined, and this child was not going to participate in some shady and despicable social gathering that could not be seen in the light. They were definitely relieved.

But although they were relieved, the problem was not solved because of their relief. Instead, the question on another level became bigger.

Now there is only one question before them, that is, whether they should come forward or not?

After all, if they stand out as ship girls, they can instantly attract everyone's attention, but is it really a good idea for them to stand out on their own?

The child has done nothing wrong. If I stand up at this time, it seems that I will ruin the child's good fortune. Wouldn't I become an unreasonable big sister then?

Just as this group of ship girls were hesitating, there was one ship girl who took a very decisive step.

That's right, I'm talking about the ship girls from the Northern Alliance. To be more specific, the big sisters with ship-mounted dragons came forward without hesitation. After all, the big sisters from the Northern Alliance are very straightforward and speak their mind.

While everyone was hesitating, the big sister from Beilian walked out in everyone's astonished gaze.

Just as everyone expected, when the big sisters from the Northern League walked out of the exit, they immediately became the most eye-catching presence in the entire venue. And in the social gathering filled with cute little girls and those in ship uniforms, the big sisters in humanoid form clearly stood out from the crowd.

These big sisters from the Northern Alliance, who did not say hello to other camps at all, walked out decisively and walked towards a certain place.

But their destination was not Xiao Lele's, but their respective ships.

The Soviet Belarus's ship-mounted dragon, also known as the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, originally had a very majestic posture, but when it saw its respective masters appear, its arrogance instantly diminished by half.

An example of this is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, where even the sound of its roar has become much weaker.