Did you masturbate today Commander?
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When he arrived in front of his own ship, Soviet Belarus raised his foot and kicked the body of his own ship.
Boom!
A huge sound was rang out, and the strange power of the ship girl made a huge impact sound. If it were a human, the foot that was kicked would have been broken long ago.
Although no damage was caused to the Blue-Eyes White Dragon's body, the carrier-mounted dragon took a few steps back as if aggrieved.
Where is his usual majestic posture? Facing the kicks from his master, he didn't even dare to make a loud roar.
Soviet Belarus folded his arms and waited for his ship-mounted dragon with a sneer on his face: "You are really capable. You actually came to the party without telling me, your master, and didn't even invite me. It seems that I should learn from Comrade Chapayev and give you a good beating."
“Roar…”
The Blue-Eyes White Dragon couldn't help but growl twice in grievance, but the problem was that he had no idea what he was saying.
By the way, speaking of Chapayev, now she is using a collar to put on her own ship suit again and educating her with a friendly look on her face. The collared ship suit doesn't even dare to move and is obediently accepting the **.
So the current scene is really very strange. This group of big sisters from the Northern Alliance who suddenly appeared on the scene went to their respective ship equipments and started to complain, **, teach or accuse, etc. In short, the overall scene looks very strange.
Chapter 514 Little Cat Protecting His Cub
Do you think only the Northern Alliance's ships are unlucky?
Don't forget that the Iron Blood camp's ship suits are also present at the scene. No matter who they are, no one can be immune to it. Naturally, this group of Iron Blood ship suits cannot gloat over other people's misfortune, because the Iron Blood side is suffering from similar treatment. Thanks to the Northern Alliance's ship girls who took the lead in intervening as a role model, the Iron Blood ship girls all reacted and followed the Northern Alliance's ship girls to enter "legally".
"Why are you hanging out with the Northern Alliance's warships? Why are you even attending a strange social gathering together?"
"You are my familiar, how dare you monopolize my husband!?"
Egil and August have already found their respective ship dragons and started to complain.
Facing their master, Wushuanglong and Sebadoragon's reactions were almost the same as Blue-Eyes White Dragon and the others. They couldn't help but look at each other, and in the end they could only lower their heads and growl in grievance.
There were not only dragon-shaped ship equipment at the scene, but also many shark-shaped ship equipment of submarines and destroyers. Although these little sisters would not fight like their big sisters, their resentful eyes staring at them made these small ship equipment soldiers even more at a loss as to what to do.
Due to the intrusion of the ship girls from the Northern Alliance and Iron Blood camps, the scene was once very chaotic. Looking at this group of ship girls that were found by their masters, they were all showing off their might a minute ago, but now they are like little chickens that dare not raise their heads, acting aggrieved in front of their masters.
But there is more interesting stuff. The ship girls of the Northern Alliance and Iron Blood both have "legal" reasons to intervene. The ship girls of other camps just missed the opportunity to "legally" come out together, so now they are still hiding at the exit watching this funny scene.
"By the way...should we still show up?"
Bumblebee, who was hiding at the exit, couldn't help but complain. After all, they didn't have such independent ship equipment, and he always felt that it was none of his business to barge in at this time.
"this……"
Nagato said she was very conflicted. After all, she couldn't do what Bismarck did. She didn't have a ship-mounted dragon, but she was able to go up with them as if nothing had happened, and pretended to be serious and blamed Wushuanglong and the others. So the scene looked very strange, and the older sisters from other camps began to wonder whether they should follow along or not.
In addition, the little cuties present were watching the sudden change, and the little chicks and the command cats were talking about it.
"Stop it, meow!"
But the brave little Lele stood up, blocking the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Soviet Bellaros, protecting the huge ship-mounted dragon behind him: "Don't hit the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, everyone was called out at my invitation, meow, I am the organizer of this social gathering, don't blame them meow!"
"Young comrade, are you...the organizer? Of this social gathering?"
At this time, Soviet Belarus looked at the child with a surprised expression, as if they really couldn't imagine that the child would say that he was the organizer of the social gathering. This made them fall into a brief shock.
Too many abstract magical phenomena happened today, especially Xiao Lele personally admitted that he was the organizer of this strange social gathering. Who taught this child the concept of "social gathering"?
Xiao Lele admitted generously: "Yes, it was me who suggested today's social gathering!"
Look at this child's amazing attitude, as if he has done something amazing.
But in fact, this child did something really remarkable, at least beyond the expectations of these older sisters.
I always felt that this kid didn't seem to understand the correct meaning of "fraternity", so Eugen took the initiative to step forward and say hello: "Commander, just in case I'll ask you, do you know what fraternity means?"
Feeling looked down upon, Xiao Lele was naturally unhappy and replied loudly: "Of course I know! A social gathering is a gathering to make everyone get along better. My former commander brothers taught me this, and the facts prove that the Dragons have gotten along better!"
Ah this...
Even though the ship girls were speechless for a while, the kid's words couldn't be said to be wrong, but the question was, what was the mentality of the commanders to explain to the kid like this? Could it be that they were caught secretly socializing and had to explain to the kid like this?
But no matter what, they finally figured out that this seemingly very strange party was the work of this kid. It seemed that he just wanted to improve the relationship between the ship uniforms. On the contrary, the existence of this group of ship girls seemed very redundant in this party. It can be said that this party did not belong to the ship girls. Perhaps it was because of this that these older sisters were even more unwilling. Why could the ship uniforms participate, but they were excluded?
When they love someone too deeply, they really want to possess them at all times, so they can even be jealous of their own ship equipment.
But what’s even more interesting is that when Xiao Lele was protecting him, the Blue-Eyes White Dragon actually shrank behind Xiao Lele, which made it look even more abstract.
The largest creatures here are the ship equipment, followed by the tall ship girls, followed by the various sized wild birds, and finally little Lele.
It can be said that the smallest Lele stood in front of the tall ship girls and protected the largest ship suits behind her. The most ridiculous thing was that the ship suit dragon actually cowardly shrank its huge body behind this child.
Or it can be said that it is like a naughty child who is beaten in front of his parents, but is protected by his grandfather behind him.
As ridiculous as this analogy is, it does seem to be the case.
Even Soviet Belarus gave the Blue-Eyes White Dragon a fierce look. This warning look seemed to indirectly say "How dare you hide behind the little comrade", but it must be said that this threatening look was more like a parent's threat.
In response, Xiao Lele spoke up again, "Don't bully Blue-Eyes White Dragon anymore. The same goes for everyone else, meow. You are not at all wrong. I just invited everyone to play together, meow!"
The child was trying to explain, and tried to expand this explanation to the entire ship's equipment.
When the older sisters who were teaching their respective crew members heard the child's explanation, they naturally understood that he wanted to help the crew members take responsibility.
But in fact, these ship uniforms have no responsibility at all. Even if they do, it is just the ugly jealousy of these ship girls.
Facing the ship suits protected by this child, the ship girls seemed to be even more jealous. They didn't even have such treatment, so why could these ship suits enjoy it first? It's just Longlong, aren't these sweet and soft big sisters also sweet? The more I thought about it, the more unwilling I felt.
Chapter 515: The Ship Girls Who Are Unexpectedly Unable to Be Frank
The current situation can be said to be very funny, or very funny. At least for the ship girls who do not have independent mechanical ship equipment, this is the best melon for them, but they are also entangled at the same time, because until now, they are still struggling whether to come out and show their faces.
But do you think this is the end?
It can only be said that they were too naive. Then this group of scolded ship suits made a move that even their master could not expect.
No matter it was the large ship-equipped Longlong or the small ship-equipped YuYu, everyone began to move towards the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, or to be more precise, towards the back of Xiao Lele. Then you could see a group of ship-equipped soldiers huddled behind Xiao Lele for protection, which made the absurd sense of déjà vu even worse.
The corners of the eyes of the ship girls who came back to their senses could not help but twitch. After all, in the current situation, even the experienced ship girls said that they really didn't know what to say. When did their ship suits become so cowardly? Or did their ship suits become so dependent? And they were dependent on such a petite little kid. This scene... Forget it, anyone who sees it will understand.
The actions of this group of ship suits really caught everyone off guard, so the ship girls didn't know what to say for a moment.
On the contrary, Xiao Lele saw everyone rushing to his back, which gave him a stronger sense of mission: "Anyway, this is our social gathering. I didn't use up any public resources in the port area. All the expenses were paid out of my own pocket, so everyone is not at fault at all. You should stop blaming us."
This is a good boy. He tried very hard to express that he did not occupy important resources of the port. He even thought that these older sisters were really angry with him for abusing resources.
What a cute excuse, but would the older sisters care about this? As long as the child likes it, they would never frown at how much she wants to waste. What they really care about is that they were not informed when the social gathering was held. They think it is necessary to let the child understand the situation correctly.
"No, little comrade, we haven't even bothered with such trivial matters as resources."
Soviet Rossiya tried to explain the current situation: "We are not concerned about such a small problem, and compared to this, shouldn't the young comrade reflect on himself?"
"I just want everyone to unite. My intentions are good, meow. There's no need to reflect on yourself."
When it comes to being stubborn, Xiao Lele is really not vague at all. It is impossible for him to reflect on himself anyway. Since it is not a resource issue, the child believes that he has done nothing wrong, so naturally there is no need for him to reflect on himself.
This remark choked the older sisters. The child's starting point was indeed good, and he did not need any self-reflection, but the issue they wanted the child to reflect on was not this. However, they were not frank enough in this regard and could not directly say, "We wanted you to reflect but you did not invite us and left us out."
So when faced with the child's unexpectedly stubborn speech, the expressions on their faces were unexpectedly conflicted, because the child's understanding was distorted.
Although the big sister of the Northern Alliance seems very straightforward, she is surprisingly awkward when it comes to expressing her feelings. The ship suits don't care about that. Seeing that Xiao Lele has calmed down her master, everyone begins to breathe a sigh of relief.
At this time, the girls from Donghuang appeared. Yixian stepped forward and held up the child: "Silly child, if you want to have a party in the future, you can do it here in Donghuang. You are a child of Donghuang."
Obviously, her rhetoric is much more advanced than that of other ship girls. Although she has no independent ship equipment and no reason to show up, as the guardian ship of this child, it is reasonable for her to get close to him and educate him.
So Xiao Lele, who didn't think much, was naturally drawn into it: "You should handle your own affairs, meow. I am the commander, but even as a commander, I cannot abuse my own resources. This is pure corruption, meow!"
Sure enough, sometimes it is more difficult to deal with children who are too upright.
Yixian stroked the child's head. Sometimes she really hoped that the child could be more willful, but he was too sensible, which made them helpless most of the time.
For example, now, in response to the child's words that he was very sensible, she could only smile bitterly.
Instead, Fushun and the others loudly retorted, "Xiao Lele, you are too polite! We at Donghuang can still afford this level of resources. If we refuse even this, it would be too embarrassing for us as adults."
It's rare for her to be so childish as to say such words. Xiao Lele is the darling of Donghuang and even the mascot of Donghuang. Not to mention the wealthy Donghuang now, even the poor Donghuang in the past would find ways to gather resources.
Unfortunately, they underestimated the child's stubbornness. Xiao Lele frowned and insisted, "This is wrong, meow. As a commander, I should lead by example. If even I, as a commander, do such a bad thing, how can I convince others in the future? So public affairs are public affairs, and private affairs are private affairs."
This child is extremely stubborn. No matter what they say, he just won't give in.
Finally, the gentle Haitian came forward and said the ultimate solution: "In that case, Xiao Lele should invite us to join you next time."
Xiao Lele hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, I'll ask everyone to join us next time, meow."
The child was naive. They were all his friends anyway. Besides, she was a ship girl, and her was his own Donghuang ship girl, so there didn't seem to be any problem. So he agreed.
It can only be said that Haitian’s last question was a stroke of genius, bringing the entire Donghuang camp into the fun.
Hearing the child's words, Haitian smiled very gently and happily. She reached out and stroked the child's head.
Instead, the older sisters from other camps around them immediately felt bad. What did Donghuang mean by this? Was it going to throw them off and play alone? Did they really think the initial camp could do whatever they wanted?
It turns out that the initial camp can indeed do whatever it wants.
"Wait a minute! Comrade, what about us? It's really cunning for only Donghuang to participate!"
"My child, are you going to abandon me?"
For a moment, the big sisters from Beilian and Tiexue no longer cared about the group of ship equipment, and hurriedly squeezed in front of Xiao Lele and began to compete to tell their stories. They didn't want to be portrayed as narrow-minded big sisters.
In addition, there are a group of ship girls from other camps hiding at the exit, still struggling over whether or not they should come out. This mixed situation still makes them so conflicted.
With the involvement of the ship girls, the originally lively party became even more lively, but in another sense of the word.
Chapter 516 Little Lele on Holiday
The aftermath of the last social gathering had far-reaching effects, the most obvious of which was the relationship between the ship uniforms and the ship girls of the Northern Alliance and Iron Blood camps. Under normal circumstances, the relationship between ship girls and ship uniforms should be unconditional trust and obedience, but after the strange social gathering incident last time, the ship girls actually began to dislike and question their own ship uniforms, always feeling that the ship uniforms would always secretly meet with Xiao Lele without telling them.
In this regard, if the ship suits could speak human language, they would definitely loudly complain about the injustice. In terms of relationship, they believe that their relationship with Xiao Lele is even closer than that with the ship girls, especially Wushuanglong and Sebadolagon. As the first group to truly conclude a contract with this child, they have seen the real world of the soul network. How can these later ship girls compete with them for the throne closest to the child's heart?
For this reason, it must be emphasized again that we should be thankful that the ship girls do not understand the language of the ship uniforms, otherwise this batch of ship uniforms might really become the first ship uniforms in the world to be executed by their own masters.
Well, the joke ends here. As the relationship between ship suits and ship girls becomes more and more strange, the ship girls without independent ship suits, such as the White Eagle and the Royal, are relieved. Although they also have independent ship suits, the ship girls of the Sakura Empire, which are animal-shaped, are also relieved. Please note! It is only a temporary relief. If the focus is shifted to these animal ship suits one day, the situation of the Iron Blood and the Northern Alliance may also be replicated on the Sakura Empire side.
Back to Xiao Lele, the source of all the problems, this kid has been looking happy as if he had accomplished his mission since the end of the party. At least this kid's goal has been achieved, as the Iron Blood and Northern Alliance's fleets are finally willing to shake hands and make peace, forming a common front in order to deal with the powerful enemy that Xiao Lele mentioned in the future.
There are many things that don't need to be explained so clearly. At least before these ship suits are connected to the human network to learn those Gundam dramas and special effects dramas, they will definitely not realize where the prototypes of their transformations and fusions come from. However, this is a matter that will come later.
After achieving success, Xiao Lele thought he had accomplished a very proud job. Today was a long-awaited day off. This kid worked too hard. The navy had about three to four days off a month, but Xiao Lele only had two days, and today was a long-awaited holiday.
During the long-awaited holiday, the child did not choose to go out, but chose to stay in his room, or more precisely, in front of the TV in his room.
“Meow~ meow~ meow~ meow~”
Watching the programs flashing on the TV in the room, the child kept meowing subconsciously, which shows that the child is very focused now, so focused that he subconsciously makes cute meowing sounds.
In addition, today is a rest day, and the child also invited his friends to come and watch the movie together. Little Lele was surrounded by Manju and command cats, and everyone was watching the movie together attentively.
As for what movie these little cuties are watching?
Naturally, it is this child's favorite special effects film, and it is "Kamen Rider Ryuki". As expected, the special effects films of the old era express the most profound ideas. Compared with the new generation of Kamen Rider, this child prefers the special effects films of the past. To use the child's words, their values are very correct, and this is the prototype of the hero he admires.
In fact, it was not only this child who was watching intently, but the little cuties next to him were also watching intently. Even the barbarians and the command cats had admiration for the so-called heroes.
Making an appointment with friends to watch a movie together is something that elementary school students would do.
In fact, the child did not notice that many ship girls could be seen hiding behind the slightly opened gap at the edge of the door.
"Hehe, the little master is so cute. He hides in here and watches TV series with his friends during holidays."
"Wow, wow, dear, you can go out on a date with us."
"That's it! I've prepared a guide for going out with Honey!"
"Xiao Lele still likes this kind of cartoons for children as much as ever."
"What do you mean by a cartoon that children like to watch? This is called a special effects drama. I also like to watch it. Your Majesty has a good taste!"
"What's so good about TV? Why don't you just come out and have some fun with us, little comrade?"
"Yeah, there are all kinds of big sisters here. Is it true that they have no appeal to this child at all?"
………………
You can tell who it is by listening to the conversation. You know, there are a lot of ship girls following Xiao Lele on his holidays. Everyone wants to ask this kid out to play, but he hasn't come out for a long time. Finally, they can't stand it anymore, so they get Yixian's consent and quietly come to Xiao Lele's door to peek, and the above scene happened.
They couldn't help laughing at the child's cute actions and reactions. Of course, there were more complaints, such as Cheshire and New Jersey, a group of fanatical ship girls who were already fantasizing about how to spend the holidays.
These ship girls with not-so-normal brains are even jealous of TV dramas. They are jealous of the special effects dramas that can attract Xiao Lele's attention. If this child can divert his attention from watching TV to themselves, they will definitely be extremely happy.
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