Did you masturbate today Commander?

Perhaps it was because it was too silent, Kira who was walking in it couldn't help but sigh. It was precisely because he had lived through the war years that he seemed particularly touched.

"Tsk, even though I don't want to admit it, I'm really upset that I can't win over Wang Zhenhuang."

"It's because I've been a hero before, and I understand the hardships of the hero's path, so I don't want that child to follow our path."

"I never thought that I would become the stupid parent that I despise the most. It turns out that the existence of children is very strange."

"Hahahahahaha, that's it. Even the most unkind Mikazuki is willing to accompany that kid around and play around."

"You're just being long-winded. Olga won't be any better."

………………

After opening the topic, the group of old people began to talk openly, but from their conversation, it could be heard that they were still dissatisfied with the result.

Walking on the main road, a group of elderly people is still very eye-catching, but none of the staff passing by dared to step forward. After all, everyone knows that this is the most difficult group to mess with in the human navy. After all, no one wants to eat a "peanut".

Each of these old men was a famous hero when they were young, but they didn't want the child to take that path because they understood the heavy price that comes with being a hero.

But in reality, things often go against one's wishes. That damn bastard Wang Zhenhuang actually pushed his own precious adopted son onto such a path, which made these old people very unhappy.

But after the reconciliation, they had to admit that the growth potential of children is indeed amazing. Faced with their awakened children, they rarely compromised.

Known as a conservative generation, they have rarely compromised. During the war years, it was because of their unwillingness to compromise that the Sirens invaded, so they decisively launched a resistance and created the era they wanted.

However, the baton passed to Wang Zhenhuang's generation, which seemed to be not very strong. He alone was obviously unable to maintain the bond between humans and ship girls, and then...

Even in Xiao Lele's generation, this child is not even a human being, but has to shoulder the responsibilities of a human being. They think this is too unfair to the child.

However, in the end, they were unable to stop this unfair situation, and even they felt that they were too inferior.

"I'm so annoyed! I'm going to have a drinking party at the nursing home tonight! I should have a drink now to get rid of all my annoyances!"

Suddenly, Luffy, who couldn't stand this atmosphere, ran over and hugged the worried-looking Godai and Athrun. "It's useless to think so much now. That kid not only inherited the philosophy of that bastard Wang Zhenhuang, but also inherited our spirit of daring to fight. Since we can't stop that kid from embarking on the path of a hero, then at least we old guys can smooth out some obstacles on the kid's road."

This did remind them a little and also led them to think in another way. Now that things have come to this, Wang Zhenhuang actually dared to play with the fait accompli, so they can also intervene according to their own wishes.

Having said that, they are, after all, elderly people who have been retired for a long time. The current political system is completely different from their wartime system. Even they understand that in this relatively peaceful era, they can no longer do whatever they want as they did in the past.

"Our goddess of victory has disappeared for a long time. If it is the "Goddess", she will definitely be able to show us a way forward."

When Olga said this, she couldn't help but take out an old-fashioned phone. This was the phone she used to communicate with Zero. Since the reconciliation with the Governor's Office, this phone has been completely silent.

I don’t know if it was an illusion, but Olga looked at the unresponsive phone with a subtle hint of reluctance in her tone, giving me a sense of elderly people’s online romance.

But illusions are illusions after all. In Olga's opinion, they simply thought that the other party's intelligence capabilities were too good, and they completely regarded them as like-minded comrades who were against Wang Zhenhuang.

It seemed that after they reached a reconciliation with the Governor's Office, this "Goddess of Victory" no longer had any connection with them.

Ring ring ring!!!

Suddenly, very suddenly, the unresponsive phone rang, catching the elderly people around off guard. Especially Olga who was holding the phone, she almost dropped it to the ground. Fortunately, she held it tightly again before hitting the ground.

The joyful sounds full of age lasted for a while, and the old people looked at each other in surprise.

They really couldn't figure out what the message was about at this time. After all, the war between them and Wang Zhenhuang was over.

Lelouch and Simon, who liked to play with drills, said fearlessly: "Let's open it and take a look. I'm quite interested in what message the "Goddess of Victory" sent this time."

With everyone nodding, Olga opened the text message on her mobile phone and began to read the content. The elderly people around her all crowded over to see what kind of message this "goddess of victory" who had led them to defeat Wang Zhenhuang step by step had sent.

As they read more information, the smiles on the faces of these elderly people became more and more obvious. In Wang Zhenhuang's words, they became more and more unscrupulous.

"I see, we can play it this way. If that's the case, Wang Zhenhuang won't have anything to say. We can definitely snipe that bastard midway and make sure he doesn't have an easy time!"

Although I don’t know what the content of the text message is, I can tell from their smiling faces that they are definitely looking for trouble with Wang Zhenhuang.

Sure enough, there is no way that the grudge-bearing Zero would let go of that idiot Wang Zhenhuang, nor would he let go of this group of useful "resources". Anyway, it was all for Xiao Lele. These old men had absolutely no complaints, and dealing with Wang Zhenhuang was just a side effect.

Therefore, the war between Wang Zhenhuang and the old people is far from over.

Chapter 509: The first shot of the social gathering (please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 509: The First Shot of the Friendship

The turmoil in the Governor's Mansion is destined not to end so easily. It is undeniable that Wang Zhenhuang's luck is indeed amazing, but it is also undeniable that this guy's ability to attract hatred is as strong as his luck. Therefore, the enemies who want to kill him can line up from the Governor's Mansion to the port gate of Xiao Lele, and Zero is definitely one of them. As the culprit who took Xiao Lele away, and as the No. 1 variable that created a series of unexpected things for the Siren Plan, Zero is definitely the one who ultimately resents him in the entire Siren camp. Therefore, Zero is also the one who will definitely not give up. It can also be said that Zero is waiting for the opportunity for the old people to say these words. The turmoil in the Governor's Mansion is destined to continue its legend, which means that the magnificent legend of a certain unlucky guy's failure is still continuing.

The scene returns to the Alaska port area. Today is a workday. It is almost afternoon, and there is still about half an hour until dusk. Xiao Lele is still very diligent in completing his work today, and I don’t know if it’s an illusion...

"Meow~ Hehe~ Meow~ Meow~ Hehe~ Meow~"

I always feel that this child seems to have an inexplicable enthusiasm today, and is even humming a little tune from a special drama. Although I don’t know why this child is in such a good mood today, as long as he is cute, it’s enough.

In this regard, a new batch of secretary ships have been replaced this time, but there is no need to introduce them. Anyway, there are not many people who are really willing to do the clerical work of the secretary ship. The so-called secretary ship representatives, to put it in another more understandable way, are actually privileged tickets to watch Xiao Lele up close. Don't think of it as a zoo ticket, it is actually a ticket.

Today is another happy day for the secretary ships. The monarch, representing the royal family, is sipping black tea while looking at Xiao Lele with admiration. It seems that in this state, even the black tea in his hand has become more delicious.

It can be seen that this batch of secretaries still do not have the ability to fully control the overly lively child, so they adopted the dumbest method, which is to use paperwork that requires a lot of reading to hold the child back. Unfortunately, they did not know that this would actually slowly train the child to have superb paperwork processing skills.

"I'm done, nya!"

With fifteen minutes left before the end of get off work, Xiao Lele suddenly stood up, raised his hand and cheered.

Although it was fifteen minutes earlier than the scheduled time, the child's document processing speed seemed to have improved a little, but it didn't matter. It was almost time to get off work anyway, and I got to enjoy watching the cute little Lele for another day.

Instead of reflecting on themselves, these incompetent secretary ships acted as if they were doing a great job.

After finishing today's work, Xiao Lele took out a set of clothes from her small bag, then went into the office bathroom, changed out of her white navy uniform and put on a children's version of a dress.

This kind of little Lele is completely a party-limited edition, and it looks completely different from his usual navy work clothes.

When the dress version of Xiao Lele walked out of the bathroom, the eyes of the secretaries all sparkled, as if they were attracted by the rare image of this child. Among them, Essex of the White Eagle silently took out his mobile phone to take pictures and record this scene.

Not only her, everyone was using their own props to silently record the rare clothing image of this child.

As for why the child came out wearing a formal dress, no one thought about it at all.

The boy ignored the fiery looks from the secretaries and instead fixed his tie in front of the mirror, like a man preparing to attend an important date.

Until the representative of the secretary ship of the Sardinian camp came to him and broke the silence loudly: "I am Roma. The commander is as dazzling as the sun. I didn't expect that there is an even more dazzling side to you, enough to be called the incarnation of the sun god... No, at this moment you are more than the sun, you are simply the embodiment of Romulus' will."

Hearing such a cocky and self-centered speech, even if she didn't introduce herself, you could tell from her speech that it was Roma. She had gotten over the shame of the previous public execution, so she was elected as the representative of the Sardinian secretary ship in this batch.

It can only be said that the Sardinian camp is also full of problematic ships. Whether it is the overconfident Littorio or the overly self-centered Roma, they are definitely a headache for their Sardinian colleagues.

"A normal commander is already very perfect, but the current commander is even more perfect than usual. Such a perfect commander, is this the dress he changed into just for us?"

After getting over the shame of the public execution, she began to pursue Xiao Lele, but definitely not the way Littorio did, which was a typical negative example. She just kept praising him, and then began to test him indirectly. In short, she was much better than that idiot Littorio.

Xiao Lele, who was tidying up her appearance, did not look back, but gave a very explosive answer: "Of course not, meow, this is a social gathering dress. I'm going to the social gathering after get off work, meow."

Crack!

There seemed to be a sound of something cracking.

Perhaps the red teacup in the monarch's hand cracked, or perhaps their entire ship cracked.

In short, when Xiao Lele said this, the scene fell into a very strange atmosphere. The ship girls all showed an expression of disbelief, including Roma. At this time, she was maintaining a posture of praise, but the frozen stiff expression made her look particularly funny.

What did they hear?

Friendship?

Is it a gathering between male and female humans from the outside world? Is it the kind of blind date gathering they understand? Is that why Xiao Lele wore such formal clothes?

There was a social gathering in this port area? They even contacted Xiao Lele? There were actually women on the ship who dared to secretly have a social gathering without their knowledge and the others' knowledge? Which ship didn't want to live? This was absolutely intolerable!

Because this fact was so shocking, everyone was stunned for a short period of time.

But Xiao Lele didn't wait for them to come back to their senses. It was time to get off work. The child said goodbye to them expectantly: "Everyone, go home early after get off work. I'm leaving first today!"

"Please wait! Commander, I..."

"I won't wait today, meow!"

After leaving these words, Xiao Lele disappeared in a flash, just like a primary school student rushing home to watch cartoons after class. Only Roma was left behind, who stretched out his hand to keep him, but failed to keep anything.

That’s right, this ship has been defeated again. It turns out that the Veneto-class ships cannot escape the fate of being defeated.

However, the scope of this setback was very large, not limited to Roma, but could even be said to have extended to the secretary ships present, or most of the ship girls in the port area.

Chapter 510 The older sisters said they couldn’t stay calm anymore (Please enable automatic subscription!)

Chapter 510 The elder sisters said they couldn't keep calm

The so-called socializing actually has many explanations in human society, and there are even more versions. If we were to change it to a version that is most recognized and best understood by everyone, it would probably be "socializing is a ruthless gender war. Standing on an equal battlefield, there is only hunting and being hunted. Once you fall into the position of being hunted, it is almost equivalent to being unable to turn over."

So the question is, if a cute little Lele goes to such a ferocious hunting ground, he looks like the hunted one no matter how you look at it.

Their lovely commander was planning to go to such a Shura field, how could they agree to it? No matter which daring woman on the ship initiated the social gathering, it was a great provocation to them.

Snapped! ! !

A loud knocking sound was heard, and Ning Hai, the representative of the Donghuang Secretary Ship, slammed the table and stood up: "Everyone! Now is not the time to be in a daze. This is an emergency! A most urgent situation equivalent to a Siren attack! We need to gather all the forces we can! !"

My most precious kitten actually said he wanted to join the social gathering. Do you know how hurtful this sentence is to parents? It's as sad and angry as watching my cabbage being eaten away by a porcupine.

How could they tolerate this? Not only did they want to kill the woman on the ship who initiated the social gathering, they also wanted to destroy this improper social gathering. This was "salvation", a battle to save the "world" with a legitimate reason.

It’s just that this “world” refers to their own world. Maybe it’s selfish, but they, the ship girls, are not saints. They also have their own desires and wishes.

Everyone wants to have exclusive command, but they have to restrain and monitor each other, and no one can take the first step.

If you take the first step...

Naturally, they were regarded as the ones who stood out by everyone who was restraining each other. There was no shortage of those who still didn't know how to live or die. They naturally had their own countermeasures against these idiots, but they could not guard against the "social gathering" that was so hard to guard against like this one.

No one had any objection to Ning Hai's call, and naturally agreed to gather people to find Xiao Lele. After all, it would not be easy for them to track Xiao Lele if he really ran away.

So what is the means to mobilize everyone in a short period of time?

Of course it's the Internet. Yes, I'm talking about Twitter. Most of the ship girls spend their time here, because a lot of Xiao Lele's daily records are uploaded here. Now even Taihou, who is not interested in modern technology, carries a mobile phone with her at all times, just to be able to get Xiao Lele's dynamic news in the first time and like it crazily.

As the nine certified secretary ships for this issue, they simultaneously sent out a long and smelly code, which sounded like the encrypted text of some ultimate weapon.

But this is an emergency code that only one camp understands. If only one camp sends it out, perhaps everyone will just think that someone is making a fuss. But if the secretary ships of the nine camps send out emergency codes at the same time, then the problem cannot be underestimated.

The ship girls who saw this news for the first time were very tacit. They gathered together at the originally agreed location and seats. The whole process, from gathering to sitting down for the meeting, took no more than fifteen minutes. Such a speed of gathering can be called a miracle.

Elizabeth, who had the worst temper, was called over at the last minute and started to question them: "What on earth is the reason for calling you all here? You were originally planning to attend the banquet when you were notified to attend. If you don't have a good reason, I will not forgive you!"

Enterprise, who was also summoned, looked at his junior and couldn't help asking, "Essex, you are not the kind of reckless and impulsive junior. Tell me what happened that made you send out the emergency summons?"

The flagships of other camps also raised similar questions, but Donghuang seemed to trust his girl more that she would not do anything reckless, so Yixian asked, "Ninghai, tell me what happened that prompted you to jointly issue an emergency summons? Is it about Xiao Lele?"

There was no need to beat around the bush. Ning Hai went straight to the point: "Xiao Lele went to a social gathering after get off work and disappeared. We can't catch Xiao Lele's figure by ourselves, so now is the most urgent situation and I need everyone's help!"

In an instant, the originally lively meeting time fell into an eerie silence. There was no way out. The speech that came out of Ning Hai's mouth was too abstract, causing everyone's expressions to become abstract as well, and at one point they even couldn't understand the meaning of the language.

It was just like the reaction of the nine of them when they heard it for the first time, with incomprehensible and abstract expressions on their faces, and they obviously couldn't believe what they heard.

Bismarck, with a look of disbelief on his face, could not help but ask for confirmation: "Is the fellowship... the kind of fellowship I understand?"

boom!

There was another thump on the table, and Akagi, with an angry face, slammed the table and stood up: "Who! Which ship woman dared to invite the commander to such a dirty party?"

The red fox was extremely furious now, she thought she had been doing a very thorough surveillance, but she never expected that some women on the ship would dare to organize a social gathering, this was absolutely intolerable.

"My husband is cheating on me? Which woman on this ship is so bold as to seduce my husband!"

Elizabeth, whose little head had finally come to her senses, also became furious. Even though she understood what socializing meant, it was precisely because she understood that she became even angrier.

"quiet!"

Only at this moment, Richelieu, who usually seemed unreliable, suddenly became serious and reliable: "Start counting the people in each camp now. If anyone is not present, he will be listed as the first suspect!"

Everyone had no objection to this, so they spent five minutes counting the ship girls in their respective camps.

But an interesting thing happened. After counting the ship girls of their own camp for five minutes, everyone fell silent, because all the ship girls of their respective camps were present. Even those who didn't want to come were forcibly brought over, so everyone was present.

Then the question arises, since everyone is present, who did Xiao Lele go to socialize with?

As we all know, there must be women at the social gathering, but all the ship girls in this port area are here, so what is going on with this social gathering?

Not only could they not figure it out, the secretary ships and the chief flagship also couldn't figure it out. The more they thought about it, the more they realized that the problem was serious.

“It doesn’t matter what happens! We can just chase them and find out! Why are we wasting time here!”

Reminded by the javelin, everyone came to their senses and started to act.

Chapter 511: The only party that doesn't belong to KanColle (Please subscribe!)