Did you masturbate today Commander?

Even the naive little Lele knew that if he wanted to motivate them, he would naturally need some prizes. However, he didn't know whether his homemade handwritten coupons as prizes could motivate these ship girls.

And the looks in their eyes afterwards also indirectly expressed the answer. That pair of revealing eyes was more than just motivated, it was simply injected with nuclear power, and it was a super fierce kind.

"In that case, don't regret it! Xiao Lele, I've wanted this ticket for a long time!!!"

"My young master, please forgive me for overstepping my bounds!"

"Comrade Commander, please don't regret this."

"Commander, please forgive Taiho's rudeness this time!"

then……

There was nothing else. Except for the four idiots who were still sleeping, the other six rushed forward.

Today, Wang Lele is going to use practical actions to tell these ship girls that some games are not amazing just by having a lot of kills. If you underestimate the game, even these big sisters will suffer the consequences.

When this group of big sisters pounced on him, little Lele fully demonstrated the unique agility of cats.

The first one to pounce was Taiho. She had already lost control and missed the target just now. This time, in order to ensure that she could catch the child and also to obtain the super rare universal wishing ticket, her movements became more agile, especially her pair of fingers that were so flexible that they looked a bit vulgar. She moved with the idea of ​​"definitely catching the child".

But it was no use running faster, because Xiao Lele was definitely faster than her.

The pair of short legs that seemed to be running very slowly suddenly showed incredible agility. They jumped forward with full strength, dodged the opponent's double-handed grasp at the speed of a black shadow, and then stepped directly on the opponent's head.

However, right after that we can see Sirius coming up, who is also a ship girl who is very eager for the universal wishing ticket. But compared to Taihou's unbridled attitude, this reserved maid is obviously not very open.

If I can't relax when playing games, how can I have fun? What's more, if these big sisters want to catch me when I can't relax, they are really looking down on me.

As if entering bullet time, Xiao Lele attacked the body, sticking to the opponent's chest until the abdomen, and took it out between the upper and lower gaps between Sirius and Dafeng.

However, the moment he ran out, what he saw was Chapayev's smiling face that said "I'll be waiting for you". This big sister who was good at catching had already grasped little Lele's chubby body.

At least whoever sees this scene will definitely believe that the enemy is doomed, but... is it really so?

Don't forget that Xiao Lele's existence cannot be judged by common sense. When the other party held his body with both hands, Xiao Lele trembled.

Under Chapayev's astonished gaze, the child actually broke free?

She said she couldn't understand it. She did catch the other person's hand, but his body was shaking and seemed to become... liquid and slippery.

In the end, Xi He and Hipper attacked from the left and right sides at the same time, but Xiao Lele was not polite at all. Instead of avoiding, he rushed towards Xi He.

"You're so brave! Today I'm going to grab you and jerk you off to my heart's content!"

Seeing that this child actually dared to come towards her, she would not have time to hide when playing hide-and-seek, seeing that she was a ghost, but she actually dared to come forward. How much did she look down on them? Today, she, Mihe, would let this child know that they were not big sisters who could be looked down upon.

then……

The kid very rudely stepped on Hipper's pretty cheek, using the force to jump in the opposite direction onto Hipper's face and replicated the exact same action.

It is both a show of skills and an expression of one's confidence.

In the end, Xihe and Hipper collided face to face, and they were completely wiped out and stuck together, which looked particularly funny.

Little Lele landed lightly on the ground and turned back to look at them, with her cute cat lips slightly curled up.

It was a very cute expression, but in their eyes, who were completely defeated and humiliated at this moment, it seemed as if an expression of disdain was indirectly saying "That's it?"

"Don't run! It's not over yet!"

This aroused their competitive spirit and they continued to the next round.

Chapter 500: Hide and Seek with a Strong Start but a Shrinking End (Five Hundred Chapters Achievement Completed!)

Chapter 500: Hide and Seek

The port area today presented a very interesting scene. Little Lele, who always stood on his feet and walked slowly, was now running quickly using his hands and feet. Not only that, there were five big sisters following closely behind him with expressions that looked serious, determined and a little scary. They followed closely behind him, as if they wanted to catch him.

Do you think this is messy enough?

I can only say that you who have seen this are too naive. If you look behind these secretary ships, you can see a large group of older sisters and younger sisters following them like a riot. And they all have one thing in common, that is, a very eager expression.

Why does this happen?

It all started with Xiao Lele's confidence. At first, there were only five secretary ships chasing after this child, but as someone who was best at playing hide-and-seek, he felt that this was not enough to reflect the difficulty, nor was it enough to reflect his own margin and rank, so he made a bold move.

After he took out his whistle and blew it, a manjue appeared from nowhere and threw out a skateboard. Little Lele jumped on the skateboard and played with it in a very fashionable way.

That’s not all. He took out his cell phone and the universal wishing ticket and took a selfie, also taking a picture of the five secretary ships behind him with desperate looks on their faces. He posted a message on the port’s Twitter: “Port temporary hide-and-seek competition, the winner who catches me will receive a universal wishing ticket.”

When this dynamic tweet was posted, as expected, the entire port area was in an uproar.

For this group of girls who usually have nothing to do and spend most of their time either playing or following the updates of the port area and leaving comments, it is natural for them to be the first to get the latest news from Xiao Lele, the designated person to be followed.

The existence of the "Universal Wishing Ticket" has always been circulated in the Minato District. Because it is so fantastic, it has always been regarded as one of the urban legends of the Minato District.

But just now, Xiao Lele personally announced that as long as you win, you can get a dream-level universal wishing ticket, so everyone was inevitably very excited.

Normally, they might not be able to buy an ordinary ticket from Donghuang even if they paid a high price, but now they have a fair chance to get one. How can they not be excited? But more importantly, the universal wishing ticket can be used for all kinds of unspeakable things.

Don't say that they have dirty thoughts. It's better to say that if there were no ship girls thinking this way, they would doubt whether they are healthy ship girls. So as healthy ship girls, they naturally want to use this ticket to do some unspeakable good things to Xiao Lele.

As a result, their heads all became hot at the same time, and then their bodies started moving, and they all began to look for Xiao Lele.

Then we have this outrageous scene now, where Xiao Lele and the five secretary ships are chasing after him. Naturally, they will chase after them in groups. Whoever can capture Xiao Lele will have that dreamy universal wishing ticket.

You don't need to ask to know that everyone is jealous, and everyone wants to get it, but there is only one universal wishing ticket, so it is first come first served. Therefore, the first to strike has the advantage, or it can be said that the first to strike will win.

'This universal wishing ticket is mine! This child is mine too!'

At this moment, I believe that the same thought flashed through the minds of most of the ship girls, and finally created an unprecedented scene that most of the port area was chasing after.

"Xiao Lele, don't run! Let me hold you for a moment!"

"Commander, I have a lot of candies and cakes here. If you stop, I'll give them to you!"

"Commander, don't leave so hastily. Let's talk!"

"Hehe, Xiao Lele, let's play together!"

"Hide and seek? I'm good at it too. Watch how I catch you!"

………………

As the team grows bigger and bigger, some are determined to win, some are just there to join in the fun, some are serious about winning, and some want to win by any means necessary. In short, it is a very lively scene.

I have to say that Xiao Lele played this game very well. He really raised the difficulty to the maximum. It is no exaggeration to say that most of the ship girls in the port area are chasing after him.

As the only target, Xiao Lele was not at all panicked. Instead, he had a happy expression as if saying "you can't catch me" on his face.

Not only did he look very happy, he even shouted to the people behind him: "Come on, everyone! If you can't catch me before the sun goes down, then I win!"

For a moment, I didn't know whether to say that he was too wild or too confident in himself. He caused such a big commotion, but in the end, it seemed to him like an ordinary expression of "let's all play together, meow". He really didn't realize how much exaggerated motivation his universal wishing ticket of qualifications had injected into this group of ship girls.

Just like that... until the evening when the sun sets. Perhaps it may seem unscientific or even unbelievable to say this, but the facts are right in front of us.

That is, Xiao Lele ran from the beginning to the end as the winner. During this period, the child did not hide in any building, but was actually fishing for a group of ship girls.

In order to obtain the universal wishing ticket, these older sisters and younger sisters even used up their ship equipment, but what was the result?

They couldn't even catch a kitten. If it was the young Wang Lele, it would be fine, but they couldn't even catch such a tiny Xiao Lele. This was definitely a huge blow to their self-confidence.

"I won, meow! I told you guys that you can't beat me in games, meow."

In the setting sun, little Lele cheered vigorously. He ran from the beginning to the end, and even the ship girl fell down due to exhaustion. Why could this child still be so energetic?

They don’t understand because they have already lost, but they lost very unwillingly.

"Why……"

Akagi had a look of doubt on his face, as if he couldn't believe that he had failed.

"It's stopped raining, meow. Thank you for your hard work today. If you want to play games next time, remember to give it your all. Otherwise, you won't even be able to beat me, meow."

At some point, the heavy rain stopped and the sky showed the sunset glow after the dark clouds dissipated.

It would have been fine if Xiao Lele hadn't said this, but after she said it, she caused them great harm again.

We chased for so long, until dusk and sunset, but in the end we couldn't even catch a tiny kitten. I can't say it's embarrassing, but I can only say it's very disappointing.

"Everyone, go back and rest early. I'm going to leave work first, meow!"

The child actually slipped away decisively, but everyone seemed to see a universal wishing ticket flying away, and watched the child leave with reluctance on their faces.

Thus, this grand hide-and-seek competition ended in such a whimper.

Chapter 501: The "Power" of the Genuine Coupon (Please Subscribe!)

Chapter 501: The Power of Authentic Coupons

The weather finally cleared up. After all, it is mostly sunny in the port area of ​​Alaska. As long as it is not raining, little Lele will naturally run around and will not continue to stare blankly in the rain. At least this is a good thing. As long as the child no longer looks at the rainy scene of the sea, they can always find some psychological comfort.

It should have been like this, if the hide-and-seek incident hadn't come in, perhaps everyone would have been very satisfied.

But now it is obviously not the case, and everyone's eyes looking at Xiao Lele reveal a kind of resentment.

There was nothing they could do about it. After all, Xiao Lele showed them the super dreamy universal wishing ticket, and they were determined to get it.

But the result was beyond their expectations. They never expected that such a simple childish game would be so difficult. Even though the child was jumping left and right in front of them, none of them could catch him.

The phrase "maxed out evasion skills" is not enough to describe the exaggeration of the time. The scene was extremely tragic. In order to capture this child, these big sisters and little sisters could be said to have lost all their dignity. There were dozens of ship girls attacking at the same time, but what was the result?

No one would believe it if I told them. Even if dozens of ship girls took action at the same time, the result would not change. This magical little cat was still wandering around them with its incredibly light body. Even if they caught him, he would still miraculously break free in front of everyone's incredible gazes, as if he had turned into liquid. Even if they caught him, it did not mean they could rest assured.

Agility was already tricky, and with the fluid characteristics, it became even more difficult, and in the end, everyone failed incredibly.

As the winner, Xiao Lele naturally took back the universal wishing ticket. At least his goal was achieved, which was to have fun playing a game with everyone.

As for the result, it was indeed very enjoyable, but now I was thinking about that shiny dream item, the universal wishing ticket.

Until today, everyone is still thinking about him, not only about Xiao Lele himself, but also about the universal wishing coupon.

When talking about this coupon, we have to talk about the origin of all the coupons as a whole.

At first, Xiao Lele just wanted to share the burden, so he took out a blank card and wrote his own words on it in a crooked manner.

Originally, this was just a very common and childish thing. Basically, some children in the family would do this. The initial intention was just to show filial piety to the elders.

But when they fell into the hands of this group of ship girls, their meaning changed unknowingly. These tickets became opportunity cards to get close to Xiao Lele, especially the first ticket that the ship girls from other camps cheated from the soft-hearted Donghuang girl. From then on, everything seemed to be out of control.

These coupons can be divided into several different levels according to their content and duration, but since the number of these coupons is not large, it depends entirely on the mood of the issuer. Therefore, under the principle of scarcity, the existing coupons in circulation are extremely rare, and the black market price is extremely high. Even the lowest level of housework coupons are hard to come by, resulting in the entire port market being in a state of having a price but no market. So you can imagine how excited everyone was when Xiao Lele, playing hide-and-seek, took out the universal wishing coupon.

If we just talk about it, perhaps there won't be much substantive understanding. So let's take the actual situation as an example. For example, it's lunch time now, and the location is in the cafeteria in the central area.

"I've been overactive lately, and my shoulders are a little stiff. Little Master, could you please give me a massage?"

It wouldn't have been a big deal, but Newcastle smiled and pulled out a purple massage coupon from the gap in her skirt, which was stained with the unique body fragrance of her private parts.

If he were an ordinary human commander, he might have been really aroused by her.

One thing that needs to be emphasized here is that as long as it is a genuine ticket, it will definitely come with the Xiao Lele summoning function.

"I'm meowing!"

When she took out the ticket and called out, Xiao Lele, who was not originally in the cafeteria, seemed to have activated Schrödinger's skill and popped out from under the table somewhere.

This is the effect of the genuine ticket. If it is a pirated one, no matter how they shout, Xiao Lele will not appear. Even if it is used in front of the child, it will be seen through at a glance. It is true that the existence of this child is full of mysteries.

After several attempts in different forms, those sisters with evil intentions who wanted to make a profit with pirated coupons finally gave up and started to think about how to get genuine coupons from Donghuang.

Of course, Akashi Store also sells genuine coupons, but the quantity is extremely small, and they are not rare. What's more, they are very expensive. This damn profiteer cat is completely obsessed with money and only recognizes the red pointed ones. But this is the only genuine authorized store, so if you want them, you can only bear it and buy them.

In addition to Akashi Store, you can also use other means like Newcastle to obtain genuine coupons from other Donghuang girls or Xiao Lele, but this can only be said to be entirely based on your ability.

It is no exaggeration to say that Newcastle's behavior now is simply a complete show-off.

Xiao Lele climbed onto the table with cute steps, came to her and took the massage voucher back.

Newcastle cooperated well and turned his back to the child, combing his long hair. The height was just enough for the child to stand on the table.

Xiao Lele stretched out her little hands, put them on her shoulders and began to knead them.

"Um……"

Obviously not much force was used, but Newcastle made a somewhat ambiguous sound. This time she was not showing off. This little hand seemed to have some kind of magic that made her, who was always dignified and calm, make such a sound.

"Meow?"

Xiao Lele glanced at her, seemingly not understanding why such a sound was made.

Newcastle covered her mouth lightly, and even though she made such an embarrassing sound, she still smiled and explained very elegantly: "I'm sorry, little master, it's all because of your great skills that I couldn't help but shout out."

"Very comfortable meow? Then I understand. I will try my best to make you comfortable meow!"