Did you masturbate today Commander?

Zero still remembered very clearly that this was the thirty-seventh appointment, but this time there was a slight improvement. This time the contact was under the holographic projection. Although there was still no physical contact, it was at least a step forward in form.

In this form, Xiao Lele and Ling chatted a lot and had a very happy chat, until finally reminding the child that it was time to go back.

"Zero-sister, we made a promise, meow, you have to come over and meet me soon, meow!"

The child waved goodbye to him loudly, then turned and disappeared into the grass.

Ling kept waving for a long time, but the child had already left. At this moment, an unfamiliar emotion emerged in her heart, that is, "reluctance".

Obviously, this form is just to relieve the tension, but why do I feel even more unwilling in my heart?

What on earth is causing this restless feeling?

As an intelligent life form, she was experiencing a completely new experience she had never had before, but this experience was soon ruined by an inconsiderate guy.

"Hehehe, I didn't expect you to have this side of me, Zero. I'm really glad to see you."

Unexpectedly, the Purifier came out from another corner and said, "I recorded everything you said just now."

Look at her cunning look, just like a paparazzi who caught some big news, and Zero had to admit that when she saw this stupid face, all the complicated emotions and good mood just now were taken away.

As if she thought she had already got the upper hand over Zero, she became even more aggressive with her face, saying, "Now I have the upper hand over you. You must listen to the Purifier from now on. Now mail me all the different types of potato chips from all over the world! Oh, and all kinds of snacks!"

I didn't expect that she would resort to blackmail in exchange for these things. I can only say that this is all she is capable of.

Zero's face returned to an expressionless indifference to this pest that was as detrimental as a slug. "You're bored. Before that, I will destroy all your spare machines. Then, I will throw you into the space-time gap and tear you into pieces bit by bit in the chaotic space. Only the core will be left. I will format all the memories related to the "singularity" and shape you into a qualified experimental device."

After listening to her description, the Purifier was decisively scared, and raised his own little white flag to apologize in a cowardly manner: "I'm sorry, I admit that I spoke a little loudly just now, please don't mind it, I will get out of here now."

Thinking she couldn't beat the other person, she just lay on the ground and rolled away.

Without paying any attention to this unpleasant guy, Zero returned to his Siren image, took a deep look at the direction where Xiao Lele left, and made up his mind to accelerate the level of biotechnology.

Chapter 497 This Secretary Ship Is Not Very Good

In the Alaskan port area where the weather is mostly sunny, there was a rare dark cloud today and it was raining heavily. The windows were full of rain hitting the glass. The sound of the raindrops seemed to become a very subtle symphony in the quiet room, which made it particularly easy to calm down.

Although it was raining heavily, it did not affect work. After all, as a worker, Comrade Wang Lele would not choose to rest just because of the weather. Although everyone was persuading him to take a day off in such a heavy rain, he finally came to work at the insistence of this child.

Because it was a rainy day, Xiao Lele did not go out during the lunch break after finishing work. Instead, he sat in front of the window, with his hands against the glass, staring at the pouring rain outside in a daze.

It’s not that it never rains in the Alaska port area, it’s just that it rains relatively less frequently. And every time it rains, you can always see this child sitting very quietly by the window watching the rain outside.

In this respect, he is completely different from ordinary children. Ordinary children would look listless when they find out they can't go out to play on a rainy day. Although Xiao Lele seems very quiet on a rainy day, he is not listless at all. He even has a strangely focused expression, as if there is something more attractive to him on a rainy day.

In the past, perhaps the ship girls didn't think there was anything wrong, but since experiencing the abnormal incident of juvenile transformation, they seem to have an almost obsessive attention to Xiao Lele's every move.

For example, now they are concentrating on looking at the rain outside the window. Their wild imaginations will always lead them to think that the child is not looking at the rain, but the rain caused by the storm in the sea. This sea... is still trying to take away their most precious child.

Although there is a bit of paranoia, it is not completely unreasonable, especially under the premise that there are no clues now, they have reason to doubt all possibilities, so...

"Commander, what's so good about the rainy scene? Please look at Taiho more. Taiho is much more beautiful than the rainy scene outside the window."

A charming voice sounded from behind. This time, the secretary ship of Sakura Empire is still Taiho, and she is lucky not to be chased by the bluefin tuna today. After all, she cherishes every day as the secretary ship.

When Xiao Lele heard Dafeng's voice, she did not react immediately. She still opened her big cat eyes and looked at the rain scene outside the window, as if the rain scene was more worthy of attention than them.

It has to be said that this made them very unhappy. With so many charming big sisters here, this was still not as good as the rain scene outside the window. So they had every reason to suspect that the rainstorm from the sea was trying to take away their most precious children.

It sounds like unreasonable jealousy, but doesn't it also indirectly highlight their possessiveness? When "love" ferments to the extreme, it is natural that it will be overly distorted.

"Commander, it's a rare lunch break. Why don't you do something fun with Taiho, like play games or something like that?"

Dafeng spoke again, but this time she was less charming and her voice was louder, and she began to stroke the child with her hands.

"Meow?"

As his head was stroked, Xiao Lele finally came back to his senses from the rain. He looked back and found that since some time ago, not only Dafeng was behind him, but the other secretary ships were also paying attention to him.

"I'm sorry, meow. I seemed to be too absorbed just now. What did you say just now, meow?"

After having his cat head stroked, Xiao Lele finally turned around to answer their questions, and even his focused expression turned back into the strong expression that everyone was familiar with.

Even though she turned back into the familiar little Lele, the ship girls were not at all relieved. Instead, they became more solemn. They saw very clearly that the child's expression when looking at the rainy scene on the sea outside the window was so focused that it seemed a bit like a teenager's eyes. At that time, he was also looking at the sea with such concentration.

It may be a psychological effect, or it may be that they are too worried, but in any case, they are now worried about everything.

Hipper, the Iron Blood secretary ship, took the initiative to speak: "Little Lele, how boring it must be to just stare at the rain outside. Come chat with us, or play other games."

In short, they just didn't want the child to keep looking at the rain outside the window. It was enough for the child to keep his eyes on them.

Speaking of which, the representatives of secretary ships of each camp in this issue are Donghuang's Miehe, Sakura Empire's Taihou, Iron Blood's Hipper, White Eagle's Lafite, Royal Sirius, Northern Alliance's Chapayev, Free Iris's Champagne, Viciousness of Vichy Church and Sardinia's Empire. The ship selection in this issue is very interesting. Among them, the four lazy guys, Lafite, Champagne, Viciousness and Empire, were actually lying in a corner and fell asleep.

It's hard to imagine why these four idiots chose to become secretary ships. At least so far, they have been sleeping more than working in the office. They are even so outrageous as to take the secretary ship's paperwork back and hand it over to the main flagship.

However, to use their vicious words, the quality of sleep has been significantly improved while holding Xiao Lele. It can only be said that it is a pity that they became secretary ships for high-quality sleep. How can I put it... I can only say that they are worthy of it.

Especially on a rainy day like now, the four of them slept particularly comfortably and were now snoring soundly, so everyone chose to ignore the ship girls from these four camps.

Little Lele had no idea that their attention was focused on her subconscious behavior, but she still replied very innocently, "I'm not bored, the rain outside is very interesting. I won't get bored even if I keep watching it. And I think I can keep watching it."

As long as they have not experienced the abnormal Wang Lele who has turned into a teenager, perhaps everyone would regard this as a child's joke and would not take it seriously at all. But now the situation is different. After hearing this, they said they could not remain calm.

Mie He stepped forward, held the child's shoulders, and advised him seriously: "Xiao Lele, a normal child should feel bored at this time, so let us play with you."

When she said this, for some reason there was a very powerful aura, an aura that did not allow for any rebuttal. Under the intimidation of this aura, Xiao Lele originally wanted to say that she could actually sit here quietly, but in the end she could not utter any rebuttal.

In response, Xi He made a rare strong decision on behalf of the child: "Great! It's decided. Let's play games during this break!"

"Ah, do you want to play? I want to play with you, Commander."

"As the young master's maid, Sirius naturally plays with the young master."

"As long as the Commander wishes, Taiho will also play along."

The other secretary ships expressed their agreement one after another.

Chapter 498 This Secretary Ship Is Really Not Good

Remember the last game in the commander's office?

That time, it was a game carefully designed by the secretary ships. Rather than calling it a game, it was more like a benefit given by the secretary ships to themselves. On the surface, it was for the child to play games, but in fact, the content of the game was almost completely controlled by this group of big sisters. Even Xiao Lele didn't notice that they were actually giving benefits to the secretary ships. In the end, he was a little unwilling to admit defeat and wanted to continue playing. If the big sisters hadn't almost lost control, he would really want to continue playing.

The representatives of the secretary ships in the early stage could be said to have come up with all kinds of tricks, whereas the representatives of the secretary ships in this period were almost all exhausted.

There were already four ship girls huddled together and sleeping in a corner. There was no way to expect these four snoring idiots to come and help, so the only ones who could actually play games with this child were Mi and the other five.

But there are more things worth complaining about. Although there are only five of them, they never thought about what to play at all, so it is said that the secretary ship representatives in this issue are too bad.

Since she didn't play games at all, Hipper didn't know what to play, so she just asked Xiao Lele directly: "Xiao Lele, what do you want to play? We can all play with you."

I didn't expect the secretary ship in this issue would be so exaggerated. Not only could they not think of what to play, but they actually threw the problem to the child to figure it out by himself. Didn't they think that the child just wanted to sit in front of the window and watch the rain because he didn't want to play games?

Faced with the question thrown back at him, a big question mark appeared on Xiao Lele's cat head, as if it had no idea what the other party was trying to do.

But since he was asked what he wanted to play, he had to think about it seriously.

"Just play hide and seek, meow!"

He thought for a long time before finally coming up with a very plain and simple name for the game.

I have to say that this is indeed a game that children would play, and in fact, this child does often play such simple games with the barbarians.

The secretary ships all showed relieved expressions when they heard the name of the game. Although they were soldiers, they at least knew about games full of childish fun. When they heard that it was such a simple game, they seemed to think that they could just play with the child.

however……

Is it really that simple?

Maybe hide-and-seek does sound simple, but this child is no different. Moreover, he can play hide-and-seek with a group of barbarians. Is it really ordinary hide-and-seek?

At least that's what Hipper and the others think so far: "What? It's just a simple game like hide-and-seek. If you want to play, then let us play with you."

Compared to their current confidence, Xiao Lele said: "Speaking of which, this is the first time you play hide and seek with me. Actually, I am quite good at catching people. My friends have all been caught by me before, so this time I will let you catch me."

The child seemed very "generous" and let the side with more boats be the capturing side, while he himself was the escaping side.

But Hipper didn't seem to want to be given the upper hand, so he refused outright: "What a joke, isn't it just a game? You don't need to give us the upper hand. Just proceed as you want. Maybe I'll catch you before you even take two steps after the game starts."

You can tell that she is very confident, or maybe she doesn't think from the bottom of her heart that a simple childish game like hide-and-seek can be that difficult. At least that's what she thinks now.

It was obvious that she looked down on the game, and at the same time she thought that the non-juvenile Wang Lele could handle it on his own.

Although he didn't know where the other party got his confidence from, Xiao Lele was a little dissatisfied with this attitude of looking down on Game, causing Kai's eyebrows to frown together: "Don't underestimate Game-cat, if you can catch me once, then we will be equals Game-cat."

In view of the other party's dismissive attitude towards the game, he decided to teach them how to ride a boat and play the game "a little more" seriously.

"Okay, okay, let's play for a while."

Until now, Xihe, who still didn't take it seriously, agreed casually. They admitted that they couldn't beat the young Wang Lele, but couldn't they just reach out and hug the little adorable Lele?

Putting aside the four sleeping secretary ships, right here and right now, Xiao Lele announced to them: "Then let the game begin, come and catch me, meow."

It was so sudden, the announcement of the start was so sudden that even they were a little surprised.

According to normal rules, shouldn't the child be allowed to run some distance first? But the child was still in front of her, and she just asked them to catch her. Wouldn't it be something that could be done with just a stretch of her hand?

Chapayev asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Comrade Commander, is there something wrong with the order of the game? Shouldn't you leave first?"

As they all look down on the game, Xiao Lele is determined to give them "a little bit" of game shock, so he changes the rules of the game a little bit.

He stretched out his cute little hand and raised it to the other party: "No need, meow. It starts from the moment I announced just now. As long as you can catch me, you will win, meow, provided that you can catch me, meow."

Looking at him with his frown on his face, I always feel like he is indirectly saying "Stop looking down on cats here, I'm going to teach you a lesson."

How should I put it...it's kind of cute anyway.

The secretary ships couldn't help but look at each other. They all seemed to see that the child was angry, but they had to admit that the angry child was very cute.

Hipper didn't take it seriously and reached out to him: "In that case, Xiao Lele, don't blame me. I'm going to pick you up and give you a good rub."

As usual, she stretched out a hand and tried to stroke the child's cat head.

But just when he was about to touch the child, Xiao Lele disappeared from the spot and appeared half a meter away, looking like he had changed his shape or teleported.

But the problem was that they couldn't see any signs of the child moving, as if one piece of tape was cut and spliced ​​onto another piece of tape, which was a bit awkward.

Hipper was stunned for a moment when she saw this scene. She couldn't help but retract her hand and rub her eyes, as if she was wondering if she was dazzled or seeing things.

"Don't rub your eyes, meow."

After shifting at an unscientific speed, Xiao Lele warned, "You just can't catch me, meow."

"You're just a little Lele, don't be so arrogant... huh?!"

Planning to launch a surprise attack, Xi He quietly pounced on Xiao Lele from behind, but the child seemed to have eyes on his back. He suddenly jumped up, stepped on Xi He's head and jumped onto his desk.

Chapter 499 This Secretary Ship is Really Not Good Enough

The game started. Never think that the game content is childish and treat it with contempt. For this reason, Xiao Lele planned to teach these older sisters how to make a boat.

Xiao Lele, who had dodged capture twice in a row, landed on the desk as lightly as a feather and gave them a strange, strong smile: "So you can't catch me, meow."

The kid made the declaration with such confidence that no one knew more about hide-and-seek than him.

The secretaries looked at each other again. Faced with such a confident child, they didn't really want to argue with him. After all, they were older sisters after all, and they wouldn't argue with a child, until...

"As long as you can catch me once, I will give you a wish ticket."

Until the child took out a ticket from her small bag, on which was written crookedly "Universal Wishing Ticket".

By the way, in order to show filial piety to the older sisters in Donghuang, this child also issued self-made coupons within Donghuang. They were written with massage coupons, rub coupons, head-patting coupons, play-accompanying coupons, etc. Even if they were the same coupons, there were time limits of different levels.

Scarcity makes things valuable. These self-made coupons are among the scarce items that other camps purchase at high prices. Some wealthy ship girls even bid extremely high prices for them.

Also, don’t ask why there are no imitations. The reason is that Xiao Lele has unique anti-counterfeiting technology. It will be useless even if you bring a 100% fake copy of the ticket.

Among them, this universal wishing ticket is definitely a dream within a dream. At present, Yixian is the only one in the entire Donghuang who has a ticket. Yes, there is only one, and she is reluctant to use it and has been keeping it as a treasure. At the same time, she has to guard against some hot-headed ship girls who might come to steal it.

Well, they retracted their words, they can actually be serious about it.

When the child took out the second universal wishing ticket, the way everyone looked at him changed. They became... very sharp, and very... eager.

That's right, they no longer hide it, they really want this universal wishing ticket, and use it to do some embarrassing things to Xiao Lele. In short, with this universal wishing ticket in hand, they can do countless things, in short, they are determined to get this ticket.

"Commander, please give the ticket to Taiho!"

For a moment, Dafeng, with only the coupon in his eyes, pounced on Xiao Lele.

However, the child dodged the attack flexibly and put the ticket back into his bag: "As long as you can catch me, this ticket is yours, meow. If you can't catch me, then you will get nothing, meow."

Anyway, the matter has been put aside. This is the prize for winning the game, but as to whether they can catch me, that depends on their strength.