Did you masturbate today Commander?
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This kid is very naive. He just thinks that as long as his massage can make the other person feel comfortable, that's enough, so he plans to work harder.
As a child, his original intention was actually to be filial to his elders, but unfortunately he seemed to underestimate the magic of his own massage. Under a more "hard-working" massage, Newcastle's face began to turn red, as if he was enduring something.
Just looking at her gives rise to endless fantasies. Besides, there is not much chance to see such a former head maid.
Chapter 502 Everyone Wants the Voucher
In everyone's eyes, Newcastle always showed an elegant smile with ease. This unfathomable former head maid had never exposed her own weaknesses, but now...
Her face was getting redder and redder, and she covered her mouth with her hands, looking like she was trying hard to endure it. If you didn't know, you would think she was doing something unspeakable. Under this child's "full force", even the head maid who was at ease didn't seem to have enough time.
One thing is very important, that is, this is a public place, and there are many ship girls watching around. Looking at this scene, everyone cast all kinds of glances, including curiosity, confusion, envy, jealousy, and even anger. In short, it is very rich, but the most common ones are envy and jealousy.
After all, they didn't know how Newcastle got the genuine tickets and used them in front of everyone.
Something needs to be stated about this matter, that is, Newcastle's original intention of using this voucher was definitely not to let everyone see such an indecent side of her. In fact, it was her first time to use a massage voucher and she had no idea that it had such power.
No wonder the grade of massage coupons is second only to the universal wishing coupons. After experiencing it personally, Newcastle gradually understood that this grading system is indeed more "exciting". If it were Akagi or Taihou, their reactions would probably be even worse.
The time limit of this massage coupon is ten minutes, which may be just a short time in the eyes of other ship girls, but in the eyes of the ship in question, it seems very long. After all, under this kind of "stimulating" sense, the body's perception of the flow of time is prolonged.
"This massage is over, now I can get all the massage coupons back."
So far, these massage coupons, which are second only to the universal wishing coupons, have all been officially recalled. Don't ask how this kid knew this, the good thing is that he knows it.
I finally got through this ecstatic "torture". I originally thought it was just a simple massage, but it turned out to be more "exciting" than I imagined.
Newcastle, who was breathing heavily, couldn't help but kiss the child on the face: "Thank you for your hard work, little master. If there is a chance to issue massage coupons in the future, please be sure to notify me."
Regarding this matter, Xiao Lele replied: "Regarding this matter, let's see everyone's comments later. After all, these coupons are not very practical. It would be better to issue more coupons for helping with housework."
It can only be said that this child's overly upright values are completely disproportionate to the impure values of these ship girls. In the eyes of this pragmatic child, obviously, housework coupons are the most valuable.
Little did he know that the housework coupons that he considered to be the most valuable were actually the ones with the lowest value, and that massage coupons, which were insignificant in value, had become very popular among the group of ship girls. In short, this kid's values will never be on the same level as those of this group of ship girls.
Although Newcastle, who had already enjoyed it, felt it was a pity, he still replied calmly: "That's a pity, but I think the massage coupon for the little master is actually quite popular. At least I like to have a massage from you, the little master."
"I see... Thank you for your evaluation, nyan. This is a very valuable reference."
After being praised, Xiao Lele scratched his head a little embarrassedly. His cute and silly attitude once again won the hearts of the girls.
"Xiao Lele, please be sure to issue more coupons. We need more coupons!!"
For some small ship girls who have no channels at all, they naturally want this kid to issue more coupons.
"Of course not, nya."
But in response to their request, Xiao Lele frowned and refused, "I have to issue these coupons if I can do it and can do it. If I issue them but I can't do it or can't do it, then there is no point."
Don't think that he knows nothing just because he is a child. In fact, this child is very smart, especially in this aspect. He is very careful with calculations. He does not issue these coupons blindly. While issuing them, he is also calculating the amount of work he can complete.
In other words, there are not many coupons issued now, but they are almost all the amount that Xiao Lele can handle by himself, so he will not be impulsive and distribute so many coupons. If he cannot finish them, it will affect his reputation.
Therefore, in some strange places, this child always behaves in a way that makes them very embarrassed. They don’t care whether the child can finish the work or not. As long as they have a ticket in hand, they may not be willing to use it, and may even put it up for worship, or frame it as a collection.
"But...but we are really looking forward to the various tickets from the Commander."
Unfortunately, they couldn't use force and could only persuade Xiao Lele by using their cute looks to get more coupons.
Unfortunately, in front of the even cuter Xiao Lele, the child didn't accept it at all, and even replied in a very formal way: "I have heard everyone's needs, meow. I will consider issuing coupons within my ability according to everyone's requirements, so please be patient, meow."
How should I put it? This sounds very formulaic. The child is learning more and more sophisticatedly. Even such speeches are gradually becoming identical to the announcements from the Governor's Office. In any case, he does not give an accurate answer.
This made them very uncomfortable. The situation of having a price but no demand remained unchanged. Their tactics of acting like a spoiled child did not work in front of Xiao Lele. This child only cared about whether he could finish the work of issuing the coupons.
In other words, unless the number of notes circulating in the port area decreases, no new notes will be created.
Ultimately, the problem comes back to the ship girls who have coupons. We must find a way to steal the coupons from them or force them to use them, otherwise no new coupons will be created.
After many twists and turns, the problem still comes back to the internal strife. It is obviously easier to steal the coupons from other colleagues than to find a way to get Xiao Lele to issue new coupons.
"Commander, can you please release the universal wish ticket from last time? We will definitely play hide and seek with all our strength this time."
Finally, Javelin couldn't help but bring up the ultimate reward of the last game of hide-and-seek again. When she said it, the other ship girls all pricked up their ears at the same time, obviously they all wanted to know.
"Last time was last time. Such a large amount of coupons cannot be issued casually unless there are special circumstances."
All I can say is that the kid just took it out as a reward on a whim last time. If you want to blame someone, blame them for being so disappointing as they didn't catch any.
The ship girls couldn't help but pout at this result, but they had no better way. It seemed that it would be a long time before they could get new tickets from this child.
Chapter 503 Akashi Store Comes to Restock
The issue about the coupons has been revealed. After all, in the port area, the circulation channels of the coupons have always been very secretive. At present, except for Yixian who has the only universal wishing coupon in her hand, other Donghuang girls will have more or less some different coupons, and the unknown coupons in circulation are really unknown. How many coupons are in circulation and who bought them are all unknown. Even the coupons sold by Akashi store are shipped confidentially. How to obtain new coupons or how to use up old coupons depends on their own opinions.
After collecting the massage voucher from Newcastle, Xiao Lele waved goodbye to the group of older sisters.
Faced with a group of people with expectant expressions that said “I want the coupon”, I could only send the kid away. After all, it was impossible for me to do anything to him.
The military force that they are proud of cannot be used, and they can only rely on intelligence. For most ship girls who would rather take action than talk nonsense, using brain power is still a bit difficult.
However, these are things that the older sisters who play tactics should consider, and have nothing to do with Xiao Lele.
After walking out of the cafeteria, the child originally planned to go to the logistics center to find his friends to discuss the planning and construction of the remaining blank areas in the port area.
But just as he was passing by a main road, a cat head that was almost the same color as the grass popped out of the grass and waved to the passing child: "Commander, please stay. Akashi has something to ask you, meow."
"Meow?"
Xiao Lele is very supportive of this partner, and he often goes to the Akashi store to help sell things.
Although he was not sure why the green cat suddenly called him mysteriously, he still walked into the bushes obediently.
After confirming that there were no ship girls around and no one following them, Akashi and Xiao Lele started an internal shareholders meeting of Akashi Trading Company in a clearing in the grass, but the location of the meeting was too random.
"From what I understand, Commander, you just successfully recycled another old ticket, right?"
He was obviously not in the cafeteria, but this green-haired profiteer cat somehow managed to monitor Xiao Lele and came to his door just as he left the cafeteria.
This wasn't something that required any conspiracy, so Xiao Lele nodded and admitted, "Yes, I just received a massage voucher from Newcastle."
As soon as he finished speaking, Akashi couldn't wait to state his purpose: "In that case, Commander, are you planning to release new coupons?"
Unexpectedly, she also asked the same question as the other ship girls. Xiao Lele naturally replied according to what she had just said: "I'm still considering it. After all, if there are too many coupons, I won't be able to handle it. I'm considering appropriately reducing the issuance of new coupons."
After all, some things are not suitable to be said to everyone, but they are suitable to be expressed to one's partners. It can be said that Shi has many advantages that other ship girls do not have, such as the advance news of the current new voucher issuance.
Hearing this, Akashi quickly advised, "No, no, no, Commander, please think about it carefully. If you really do this, many shipgirls will be disappointed. Everyone is looking forward to you issuing new tickets, and it doesn't matter even if the number of tickets issued increases slightly. As long as you negotiate with everyone to use the tickets at different times, everyone will be happy to accept it."
Not only did she want to persuade Xiao Lele to issue new coupons, she also wanted to persuade him to issue more coupons.
Even though the partner said this, Xiao Lele only hesitated for a moment: "Even if you say so, I still have to consider a lot of things. Anyway, the issuance of new coupons is still under discussion."
He is very rational and will not agree easily just because the other party is his partner.
But then it was time for this profiteer cat to show off. Without hearing the answer he wanted, this profiteer cat suddenly started crying while holding Xiao Lele without any warning: "Commander, please be sure to issue me some new coupons. You don't know how strong the demands of those ship girls are for new coupons. Every time they come here, they always ask me about this issue. If there are no new coupons for sale, I will really be demolished by those ship girls!"
This is quite interesting. She is indeed questioned by a group of ship girls about the sales of new coupons all day long, and some more radical ship girls from the Sakura Empire even threaten her life. The general situation is similar to what she said, but the slight difference is that she is not afraid of threats at all. Even when facing their death threats, she often puts on an attitude of "a dead cat is not afraid of boiling water" and even says, "I am the only genuine sales channel, kill me if you have the guts."
It has to be said that being in a monopoly business is tough. Akashi can finally appreciate the expression on the opposite side of the face that looks like he wants to kill her but can't really do it. Every time this happens, she always shows the smile of an unscrupulous profiteer.
The feeling I have for what I want is the same as everyone else's, otherwise I wouldn't be in such a shameful crying and begging posture.
But there is one thing that Xiao Lele and the other ship girls would never have thought of, and that is that this profiteer cat has hoarded a lot of coupons. To use her own words, all the high-level coupons are for collection, while the low-level coupons are used in moderation to make some money.
In fact, this damn profiteer cat is the biggest hoarder. So far, the amount of coupons he has obtained from Xiao Lele and those he has cheated from Miss Donghuang has reached an unbelievable amount. It's a pity that no one has been able to see through this.
Xiao Lele finally softened her heart and showed hesitation towards the embarrassed Mingshi.
As the number one partner and a top Lele chef, this reaction is the best way to strike while the iron is hot: "Commander, listen to me, the work pressure accumulated by the ship girls during the usual sea battles is greater than you think. Everyone needs your father's new coupons to relieve the pressure."
Even those ship girls might never have thought that they would be used as a gun by this profiteer cat, but it must be said that she did have a good grasp of this kid in some aspects.
When Xiao Lele heard about everyone's work pressure, she finally softened her heart and took out five massage coupons from her small bag: "We can only issue these massage coupons. There are too many housework coupons. If we give more, we really can't finish them."
"Thank you, Commander! Akashi will be back soon!"
Mingshi grabbed these and ran away, leaving behind little Lele with a silly look on his face.
But the child would never have thought that all these massage coupons were taken by one person. However, the merciful Akashi still gave out the housework coupons on hand. After all, even if they were ordinary coupons, those ship girls would fight for them.
All I can say is that this capitalist profiteer cat is even more heartless than I imagined. Even though he is so heartless, he still puts on an expression of "I'm too kind". I can only say that he will be punished by God sooner or later.
The result today is that the profiteer cat won a great victory.
Chapter 504 Wang Zhenhuang is still living a hard life
The Alaska port area is already in a peaceful state. At least in the short term, there won't be any major accidents, provided that the Sirens don't cause trouble, or the ship girls don't make a big mess. In short, the port area is currently experiencing different excitement every day.
So for now, our perspective is temporarily shifted to the human side, or strictly speaking, the Governor's Office side.
The current Governor's Palace is still under reconstruction. It must have been quite a while, but only the staircase frame has been completed in the entire Governor's Palace.
Don’t ask why the reconstruction speed is so slow. The reason is that there is no money to hire Manju Engineering, so this is the normal speed of human infrastructure construction.
"Fuck him! I'm so tired!!!"
At this time, Wang Zhenhuang, who had tanned skin and was dressed in a vest and overalls, a typical worker's outfit, suddenly complained loudly.
If we talk about the most funny thing on the human side, it has to be Wang Zhenhuang. This tanned man no longer has the lucky image of the previous Europeans. Instead, he looks more like a non-African who sneaked in from Africa.
It was only noon, but the sun was at its strongest. Wang Zhenhuang, who was already sweating profusely, pushed the triangular cart in his hand to the ground, and the concrete mud in the cart immediately poured out.
It's like a little kid throwing tantrums... No, it's more like a grown-up kid throwing tantrums.
But it’s no wonder that he was so excited. After all, anyone would be angry if something like this happened.
"Governor, please be serious. Do you know how troublesome it is to clean cement? You don't want to have such a large piece of solidified cement at work in the future. Be careful not to be scolded by the "supervisor."
Vincent's voice came from the upper hollow layer. He was also dressed in a worker's outfit of a vest and overalls, but there was no sense of incongruity. He looked like a diligent worker.
Wang Zhenhuang couldn't help but curse: "Have some backbone! Do you think you can be a cement worker if I pay you?"
"Why not do it if you can get paid?"
As a result, Vincent's answer, which was too matter-of-fact, choked him up. Looking at the typical working warrior's attitude, he suddenly understood who Xiao Lele learned this working attitude from.
Before he could come to his senses, the "supervisor" beside him spoke up: "Hey! Over there! Do you know how much this truckload of cement costs? Don't you know how tight the navy's military budget is right now? I'm talking about you! Wang Zhenhuang, you can't even push a wheelbarrow properly. Have you degenerated to the point of going back to your mother to drink milk?"
What a familiar and challenging speech. It gave me a sense of déjà vu as I was back in my dream as a rookie recruit. At that time, the instructor used such sarcastic language to spur me on... No, the guy who made such a speech was my instructor at that time.
That's right, the "supervisor" who made such a sarcastic remark is the group of retired elderly people. They did not return to the nursing home to continue their retirement, but served as supervisors here. To use their words, "We also have a share in the destruction of this place, so naturally we have to contribute", and the way they contribute is to serve as supervisors, just like the training of the new recruits in the past, and to spur them on.
However, in the eyes of outsiders who were not aware of the situation, this scene completely turned into an exploitation of slaves by slave owners.
In short, this scene is really magical, but it is so reasonable. As for whether this group of old people really want to do their part, or want to continue to bully Wang Zhenhuang, it is unknown.
Wang Zhenhuang, who looked unhappy, loudly retorted on the spot: "It's not your turn to say whether I have regressed or not. If you old guys really want to help, then come down and help instead of standing there and bullying others. Especially you! Old man Zongjie, put away your training quotations and loudspeakers. There are no new recruits for you to train with!"
That’s right, the old man who was holding a loud speaker and shouting inhumane words at them was called Sosuke Sagara. He was Wang Zhenhuang’s instructor when he was young, but he didn’t want to recall the memory of the drill at all. It was simply the worst memory of his life. If he had the technical conditions, he would even want to delete this dark history.
Sosuke, expressionless, held up a megaphone and shouted at him, "Soldier Wang Zhenhuang, this attitude of yours is not what you should have at work. Please correct your attitude and get back to production. Your incompetent and furious look will only make you look like a (Chong Sakura curse word). If you don't want to look like a (Chong Sakura curse word), then just go to work honestly!"
It sounds vulgar, but Wang Zhenhuang, who knows him well, knows that such vulgar remarks are already very decent and restrained. You have to know that during the period when he was a rookie, the speeches during training were simply unbearable to hear.
But it would have been better if he hadn't said it. Once he said it, he was so angry that he felt his blood pressure soaring and shouted excitedly again: "Don't use the tone he used when he was training me before! And now I am the governor, not your soldier!"
It was obvious that every word the other party said was deeply irritating to him, so his tone was not any better: "You old (Donghuang swear word), if you have nothing to do, just sit back in your wheelchair and go back to the nursing home to recuperate, and don't make any noise here!"
Situations like this happen every day. It is really not easy for Wang Zhenhuang to endure until today.
This group of retired elderly people were nominally helping, but in reality they were constantly urging them with words, reminding them of the fear they had as new recruits. It should have been a very routine reconstruction task, but under the urging of this group of elderly people, it was covered with a thick layer of haze.
It can only be said that plans cannot keep up with changes. The reconstruction work that was supposed to be quite ordinary, even with some happy chatting, has now completely turned into a psychological stress test.
It's terrible, absolutely terrible. He thought that the grudge would be completely settled after the reconciliation, but the current situation... Isn't this just a personal revenge? If you say that this group of old people have no grudges, he absolutely does not believe it.
He had had enough. He swore that he and this group of old people were definitely incompatible, otherwise why would they still be fighting until now.
Today he was going to send these hateful old people back to the nursing home to spend their remaining years in retirement: "We don't need you here, I beg you, go back to the nursing home, that's where you belong, don't continue to torment us young people here!"
As long as he can get these plague gods away from here, he can say even the most humble words now. You know, no one likes to listen to the ruthless lashing of an instructor with a dark history in life.
Chapter 505 Is Wang Zhenhuang really unreliable? (First day of various requests!)
Chapter 505 Is Wang Zhenhuang Really Unreliable?
Despite the reconciliation, the struggle between Wang Zhenhuang and this group of retired old people is still going on. It's just that the struggle has changed from fierce on the surface to a more peaceful form. However, what remains unchanged is Wang Zhenhuang's defeated ending. So he is not convinced. Why is he the only one who is hurt, and why is it his young generation who are oppressed? He wants to overthrow the tyranny of these old guys.
Faced with his indignant accusations, the expression on Sosuke's face didn't even change, probably because he had heard similar remarks too many times when he was a rookie, and Wang Zhenhuang's remarks simply sounded funny to him.
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