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"It's mainly because Ping Hai's basic skills are so strong that he can create a dish that goes beyond the original!"
"I agree with the taste alone. This way the taste will be more layered."
Listening to a group of little sisters boasting to themselves, they were completely unaware of the anger on Roma's face.
What kind of pizza could make her so angry and go into cardiac arrest?
The answer is pineapple!
Ninghai and Pinghai sprinkled pineapples on the pizza. They actually sprinkled pineapples on Sardinia's sacred pizza. This behavior is almost equivalent to stepping on Sardinia's glory on the ground and rubbing it back and forth. The word "insidious" is not enough to describe the current situation.
“This…this…”
Rome was accumulating anger and wanted to loudly condemn this inhumane behavior.
"It tastes great. I'll have to recommend it to Xiao Lele later. The child will definitely like this taste."
When Firefly said this, all the anger that Roma had accumulated was blown away. Thinking of the scene where the child was praising the delicious pineapple pizza with a happy face, it was like the end of the world for all the Sardinian ship girls.
"I think... I think this matter is up for discussion. As a pure-blooded Sardinian ship girl, I think I can suggest some ways to improve pizza."
Roma, who once disdained false flattery and fake smiles, actually did the thing she disdained the most. After all, she became the type of person she hated the most. From a side view, doesn't it also prove that she made such a change for Xiao Lele and she really likes the child?
Chapter 494: The cuties are the best match
The Alaska port area, which now accommodates nine camps, is definitely very lively every day. There is no need to worry about being bored. Although there will be many problems caused by friction between camps, so far they are all nonsensical farces and there are no major conflicts.
At least with Xiao Lele guarding here, the effect is that no other ship girls will cause big conflicts. Even if there are big conflicts, they will be suppressed. After all, no one wants to do anything that will cause trouble for that child.
To sum up, the port area is very peaceful now. At least as long as Xiao Lele is around, it will definitely be very peaceful.
And what about the protagonist who created this prosperous era?
This kid actually knows about the big and small problems happening in the port area, but he did not step forward to mediate. Instead, he believed that these were sparks of friendship created by the friction and collision between comrades.
Under the Showa tough-guy education of that group of old people, all the small conflicts shown by the ship girls in the port area are finally attributed to the necessary growth that comrades must go through when getting along with each other. After all, under the influence of the older generation, Xiao Lele is more inclined to believe that friendship between comrades is gradually developed through various successive conflicts and fists, and finally the two sides with scars stand in the sunset and hold hands to reconcile.
Under the wonderful educational concept, this is what the child thought. Fortunately, the child did not say it out loud. If he really said it out loud, it would not matter. Anyway, under normal circumstances, those ship girls would never say the word "no" in front of this child.
Back to Xiao Lele, the protagonist who created this grand scene, today specially applied to the group of big sisters for an outing for inspection. Anyway, as long as they are not secretly going out to earn extra money, the ship girls will basically agree to it readily.
Of course, going out for patrol is just an excuse. Although it is not to earn extra money, it is also to do one's own thing. Even children have some little secrets that they don't want adults to know.
Under the pretext of "out-of-patrol", Xiao Lele came to a blank area outside the port's plan. This might be the planned land for the tenth camp, and it might be used for other purposes, but at least it is now an unplanned blank land and has been temporarily requisitioned by the cute little people in the port.
Ever since the last candy house was destroyed by the little sisters, Manjiu and Command Cat began to build a second candy house in other secret places. The last candy house was already luxurious enough, but this time with the logistical cooperation of the nine camps, an even larger candy house was built. It can only be said that it is easier to do things with more manpower.
This is an unplanned blank area in the port area, strictly speaking, it is a blind spot for the ship girls' surveillance. After Xiao Lele ran out of the "quantum shuttle" state, he ran to the door of the candy house carefully with a sneaky special attack posture, looking back every three steps.
There was no need to be like this in the first place. I can only say that this kid has seen the movie and likes to act inexplicably childish at strange times and occasions.
When they arrived at the candy house door, Xiao Lele knocked on the door in a special rhythmic sound and said, "Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."
"Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp."
"Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow!"
"Chirp, chirp, chirp!"
………………
During the half-minute-long repetitive encrypted conversation, it felt like... a secret code?
Half a minute later, the door of the candy house was opened, revealing the dreamy scene of the candy house inside. It was full of Manju and command cats. There was no one or a ship girl. They were all round, yellow, furry little cuties. Not only Manju and command cats, but even the stray cats and dogs that had been adopted before were invited. The dreamy scene seemed like entering a storybook of a fairy tale kingdom.
The one who opened the door was the big barbarian from the Sardinian camp. When it saw little Lele outside the door, it was so excited that it hugged little Lele tightly. If you didn't know, you would think they were relatives meeting after a long separation.
It is indeed worth explaining this point. Xiao Lele and Sardinia Manju have never met each other, but that does not prevent the child from being as close to Manju and the command cats. In other words, as long as they are Manju and the command cats, they will be able to be close to this child.
To use the child's words, "all the barbarians in the world are as close as the command cats." No matter which camp the barbarians or command cats are from, they all seem to have the ability to recognize Xiao Lele.
Sure enough, the relationship between this child and these little cuties is also very confusing. In some ways, these little cuties may know the child’s true origins better than the ship girls themselves.
With the arrival of Xiao Lele, everyone's attention was immediately attracted. Since the protagonist was present, everyone crowded over, surrounded the child, and pressed their furry bodies against the child. This scene was full of warmth and healing no matter how you looked at it.
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At the same time, this child also indirectly achieved another unique and special achievement, which was to gather all the barbarians and command cats from the nine camps here. To some extent, this was more difficult than gathering the ship girls from the nine camps.
That’s right, the barbarians and command cats at the scene were all wearing costumes representing different camps, in order to distinguish which camp they came from.
Although I can't say that all the logistics staff have arrived, at least most of them have come, and everyone came for Xiao Lele.
With everyone's support, Xiao Lele said: "Everyone, under the witness of friendship, we met here and became the most solid and reliable comrades. From now on, we will stick together!"
“Woof woof woof!”
“Meow! Meow!”
Some stray cats and dogs also came to linger around the child, and Xiao Lele hugged the children and said with a smile: "As new comrades-in-arms, you will also have to take on some responsibilities in the future."
I don’t know if they really understood or it was just a coincidence, but these cats and dogs all responded.
"Chirp, chirp! Chirp chirp chirp! Chirp chirp! (Brother, thank you for your hard work! Today is a good day for us to celebrate the gathering of our brothers from various camps! Let's celebrate to our heart's content today!)"
The big barbarian in the Donghuang camp raised his wine glass and made a speech that only his own kind could understand. At the same time, various encrypted speeches that only Xiao Lele could understand were heard at the scene.
In fact, today is a camp celebration party held by the little cuties specifically for Xiao Lele, to celebrate the gathering of the nine camps.
Compared to those ship girls who are scheming against each other all the time and have all kinds of conflicts and small problems from time to time, this group of little cuties are simply thinking about this child in every way. To be bold, in fact, this group of little cuties are the most suitable comrades-in-arms for this child.
No matter what, with this powerful logistical support, no matter how those ship girls act, there will be no problem keeping the port safe.
Chapter 495 Zero is here again
Returning to daily life, perhaps everyone has various conflicts and small problems, but overall there are no major conflicts, especially when Xiao Lele is present, no matter how big the conflict is, everyone can shake hands and make peace.
The port area centered on Xiao Lele is in the process of entering operation, and the dirty intrigues of the older sisters are consciously avoiding this child and not letting the child see such a dirty side.
When it comes to the issue of Xiao Lele, this group of ship girls are highly united in their opinions. No matter how hard things are, they must not let the child suffer, and no matter how big the conflicts are, they must not do it in front of the child. This is the last leeway they have as adult ships.
It’s the same old saying, it seems that they are taking care of Xiao Lele, but in fact it is Xiao Lele who is taking care of them. Maybe this statement is really nonsense, but it is indeed the case. Many times, Xiao Lele is tolerant of their willfulness. So a more appropriate statement should be that Xiao Lele picked up this group of "wandering" ship girls and healed their hearts.
Back to the protagonist who started everything, since the last night when he abnormally changed into a teenager, Xiao Lele seems to have not realized the big thing he did that night until now. Moreover, since that night, Xiao Lele seems to have vented his annoying fatigue, and has been full of energy and enthusiasm these days.
Although he was forbidden to earn extra money, the boy still worked very hard to devote most of his energy to his work as a commander, so he kept asking the secretaries to assign him more homework.
Faced with the request of such a sensible child, everyone was so touched that their faces were bleeding that they naturally obeyed the child's wishes. However, the new work was deliberately arranged by them, and they prepared official documents that were not difficult but required time to review.
The days passed quietly like this, and the news about the Siren... completely disappeared during this period of time.
But for the first time ever, the ship girls actually hoped that the Sirens would attack. After all, they had not been able to obtain any valuable clues from the child's soul network, so in the end they could only get information from the Sirens.
Everyone knows that this will definitely involve risks, but in order to find out the child's background, necessary risks are definitely involved. However, this risk must be controlled in their hands, and the child must not be allowed to come to any harm.
It’s a pity that the Siren never showed up during this period, and the port area was in a very peaceful state.
But... is it really gone?
Obviously not. They would never have imagined that the Sirens had already infiltrated the port area. Not only that, they also infiltrated the human military network into a honeycomb, which was completely treated as a back garden.
And so far, none of the ship girls have discovered that a large-scale Siren Base has been built underground in the port area, and there is also a waste purifier stationed there.
In short, from the perspective of the Siren ship girl holding the script, the whole time was full of funny things.
To this day, Xiao Lele is still happily and tirelessly carrying out his fixed task, which is to make regular change contacts.
For example, today, as agreed upon for a weekly contact, Xiao Lele specially applied to go out for inspection. In order to hide from the eyes and ears of the ship, he deliberately went around the logistics center. In order to fulfill the agreement to keep secrets, he did not even tell his best friends.
He came to the unplanned blank area of the logistics center alone and confirmed that even his friends had not noticed it.
Xiao Lele made Kamen Rider FIVE's signature pose and called out, "Come out, Sister Zero!"
It seemed that this action had become his calling routine. He always liked to call out names in a very childish manner, although Zero didn't mind.
This time, there seemed to be a little surprise in response to Xiao Lele's call.
Normally, as long as he made the call, a virtual screen would pop up in front of him no later than ten seconds. But this time, ten seconds had passed, and even a breeze blew the leaves past, but in the end, he saw nothing.
"Meow?"
After maintaining the transformation posture for thirty seconds, nothing happened. When Xiao Lele finally reacted, a question mark effect seemed to appear on his head. He didn't seem to understand why the familiar Zero hadn't appeared in front of him yet.
In fact, it’s not that he won’t appear, Zero just wants to appear in a slightly different form.
Just when Xiao Lele was about to call again, Ling finally appeared, but this time he did not appear as a virtual screen projection, but...
Ling walked out from a tree next to Xiao Lele. Unlike the image shown on the screen, Ling who walked out from behind the bushes was wearing a pure white dress, a sun-shading straw hat on her head, and her bare feet were painted with black nail polish, making her look even more mysterious.
Seeing her "real person" appear in front of her, Xiao Lele's first reaction was astonishment. It seemed that a reading bar special effect appeared on the little cat's head.
I have seen it countless times on the screen, but this is the first time I have seen it in real life. I have always been fooled by it before for various reasons.
When the little head finished reading the message, Xiao Lele suddenly exclaimed: "Sister Ling, meow?!"
"I am Zero."
With this voice, although no one knew how, Ling was indeed standing in front of Xiao Lele.
"Meow!!!"
Xiao Lele immediately jumped up excitedly and trotted over to Ling's position: "Sister Ling!"
Finally, I saw the real person. Xiao Lele has always wanted to meet this offline "netizen" in person, and has always wanted to help this friend who has been hiding from people. Now it seems that his dream is coming true.
Looking at the child jogging over, Ling's expressionless face seemed to fluctuate a little, as if he wanted to speak to remind him something, but it was too late to open his mouth because Xiao Lele had already come in front of him.
This child "passed" through Zero's body. Yes, he passed through him in the physical sense, as if he was passing through a layer of phantom.
"Meow? Meow, meow, meow?"
Xiao Lele, who was passing through the hem of Ling's white skirt, stopped and looked back at Ling with a big question mark on his head, as if even he didn't understand what was going on.
Originally, Ling wanted to remind him not to run over, but unfortunately he was a step too late: "I'm sorry, what you are seeing now is my holographic projection. Due to security issues, I still cannot appear in front of you in real life."
In fact, what Xiao Lele sees now is actually a holographic projection. Before, Zero asked the Purifier to put a holographic projection function in the equipment in the port area. Moreover, the color saturation is almost the same as that of real people. Even Xiao Lele can't recognize it at the first time. It can only be said that Siren Technology is the best in the world.
Chapter 496: Zero seems to be even more unwilling
So far, Zero is still unable to collect all the biotechnology technology and equipment through legal means, especially the equipment. This is a fatal flaw due to the limitations of the technological level of the world line. Therefore, if she wants to create a body that can accommodate herself, it can be said that she has a long way to go.
Faced with this situation, Xiao Lele, who had never seen such a world, had a big question mark on his face after being penetrated by the model. Although Ling had explained it, he still didn't seem to understand it. He even took the initiative to move forward and stretched out his little hand to touch the intangible holographic projection.
As if encountering something it didn't understand, the child kept repeating the same action, as if he wanted to touch the other person.
The action seemed full of childish fun, but actually made Zero feel unwilling. She also wanted the child to touch her, but the level of biotechnology in this world line was really disappointing. Even if she had the technology, it would be useless without the corresponding equipment. So she was now promoting biotechnology with all her strength in the dark web, but it would take some time.
Before this, she could only temporarily appear in front of the child in this manner, but now it seems... this is not a very good idea.
"Xiao Lele, don't try. This is just my projection. My real self is not here. But I believe we will be able to meet in person soon."
Only after these words were spoken did Xiao Lele finally stop his meaningless actions, but his cat ears and tail drooped down obviously, as if he was disappointed that it was not a real meeting.
It seemed like the way of meeting had improved compared to before, but in fact, nothing had changed at all. If anything had to be said to have changed, it was probably that the child's expectations had been dashed again.
"Nyan~~ Ling-nee and I still can't meet, nyan?"
"I'm sorry that we can't meet right now. As you know, I can't be seen in public because of my current identity, but we will definitely be able to meet in real life soon."
Zero reached out and touched the child's head, at least from the angle it looked like he was touching the child's head, but in fact he touched nothing. He had clearly upgraded his appearance, but why did he feel this inexplicably sad? Instead, he became even more unwilling.
"I can protect Sister Zero, too. I am no longer alone, nyan. I also have a large group of reliable comrades and partners. I can protect Sister Zero."
Xiao Lele made a gesture of showing off his muscles, as if he wanted to express his reliability to her. He looked very silly and cute.
"Xiao Lele, as a commander, you represent more than just yourself. You can't let your willfulness implicate the port area. If one day you are able to protect me with your own strength, then you can say this."
In fact, all of Zero's remarks were ambiguous, at least this explanation of her identity was correct.
Facing Zero's teaching, Xiao Lele's cat ears drooped again: "Meow~~ Sorry, meow, I can't do it now."
It's a pity that the child has no memories. In fact, he is already strong enough to penetrate the entire port area. It's a pity that that form seems to be out of control at the moment, and he doesn't know how to show that form again.
But it is really hard to imagine that she would say such educational words, since her true form is the Siren, an intelligent life form.
The purpose of education had been fulfilled, and the child gave up asking further questions on this topic. Having achieved his goal, Ling began to comfort him, "It's okay, Xiao Lele. Give me a little more time. I will definitely be able to deal with the spies of those evil organizations. Then I can appear in front of you openly."
"Then we have a deal, Sister Zero. If we meet someday, you must treat me to candy-nyan."
Xiao Lele stretched out her little hand to her. In fact, they had made such an agreement many times before, but it wouldn't be a big deal this time.
"Okay, Xiao Lele, you have to prepare a large sack when the time comes, because I'm going to treat you to a lot of candy."
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